Yippee, Druggies interview has arrived. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, darn it.
VM: Welcome back to the show.
(Clotho, Orga and Shani come in on cue.)
Orga: Is Jinxie watching? I think she is.
(Shani hits Orga at the head.)
Shani: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHE IS, YOU DUMB-(BLEEP)!
Male audience: Did you say Jinxie?
Orga: Yeah, I did. What, do you want to flirt around with her or something?
(The male audience runs out of the studio in fear of Orga's wrath.)
VM: Nice going, Sabnak. You scared the ratings on this show away.
Orga: Blah, blah, blah. You're such a freaking nag, Vengeful Moon.
VM: Whatever.
Shani: Everyone knows you like Jinxie Kusanagi.
(Orga feels heat rushing to his face as the remaining female audience gasps in shock.)
VM: I'm just plain shocked. Really, I am.
Testament: Oh, shut the hell up, Andras.
(The remaining audience gasps…again.)
VM: Testament, why the hell are you here?
Testament: Because it's time to shut this place down for good.
VM: You ain't the boss of me!
Testament: Whatever, dumb-
(Vengeful Moon turns Testament into a tub of meat.)
(Everyone stares at the huge meat pile in shock.)
VM: I'm the author of this story and you're all going to face my wrath!
Clotho: Shut your silly-
(Clotho is turned into a chicken thanks to Vengeful Moon.)
VM: Shut your silly (BLEEP).
Shani: I'm scared.
(Shani runs out of the studio.)
VM: Ah, well. See you all later!
Well, that was…weird.
Shani: Yeah, you made it that way!
Athrun: Others might think otherwise of it.
Angelo: Who cares now that Vengeful Moon has scared everyone off?
(Gets pissed off) What are you, a jackass? Ah, forget it. See you at the Rau Le Creuset Interview.