Yippee, late submission.
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, SO DON'T SUE ME.
VM: Welcome to the show, yet again.
(Stellar, Sting and Auel come onto the stage only to get raided by pitchforks and bombs from the audience.)
Audience: TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!
Kaboom
-- Please stand by. --
VM: Welcome back to the show.
(Stellar, Sting and Auel come onto the stage again.)
Stellar: Hi there, Vengeful Moon.
VM: Good day to you, Stellar. How's it going, you three?
Auel: We're fine, but this idiot…
(Auel points at Sting.)
Auel: …decided to take a wrong turn at the second intersection.
Sting: It wasn't my fault, Auel, you were the one with the map!
Stellar: Stop it, you two.
(Auel and Sting stop beating the crap out of each other.)
VM: Obviously someone's become the more dominant one of those two boys over there.
(Vengeful Moon and the audience laugh.)
VM: Anyway, do you two have anything from your private lives?
Stellar: Nothing much.
Auel: I think I like Jinxie Kusanagi.
Sting: You dumb-(bleep), she belongs to Orga.
Testament: So bug off, Neider.
Angelo: Yeah, bug off!
VM: This was unexpected.
Audience: We agree.
(Sting, Testament, Auel and Angelo get in a huge fight cloud of doom.)
Stellar: STOP FIGHTING OR I'LL BLOW YOUR FREAKING HEADS OFF!
(The four stop beating the (bleep) out of each other.)
Stellar: Anyway, I still have the feelings for Shinn.
(The male audience has a hentai smile on their faces but they're shooed off by none other than Shinn Asuka.)
Shinn: NO ONE PERVS ON STELLAR, YOU HEAR ME?
VM: Everyone OUT OF MY STUDIO! I'M GETTING STRESSED RIGHT NOW!
(Every guest for the interview runs away.)
I might continue this, but I'm not sure. R&R, and I'll see you later.