Here's one interview request that I really never got to due to my brain. Oh well. Story contains mentions of OCs that don't belong to me.
Note to TSA: Again, I had to change it to "Marie" to avoid the (bleep)ing spellchecker.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the OCs that I, Vengeful Moon, made. (Testament, Angelo, etc.)
(Message in a Bottle by The Police plays in the background)
Vengeful Moon: Hello there. Welcome back to "Giving Interviews to the SEED Cast."
(Crashing noises can be heard from backstage.)
Vengeful Moon: What the hell?
(Mu flies out of the backstage entrance with a steaming Murrue following him.)
Murrue: YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ABOUT ME, YOU ASSHOLE! I CRIED MY HEAD OFF WHEN YOU WERE "KILLED" BY THE LOHENGRIN BLAST, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO? GO AND GET A NEW LIFE WITHOUT ANY FORM OF MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?
Vengeful Moon: Murrue, CALM DOWN! IT WASN'T HIS FAULT! GEEZ!
(Murrue shrinks away in fear.)
Vengeful Moon: Anyway, there're our guests, Murrue Ramius and Mu La Flaga.
Audience: Couples fight a lot, don't they?
Vengeful Moon: Yeah, a little too much in my honest opinion.
(Murrue and Mu walk over and sit on the couch.)
Vengeful Moon: Saying your names right after each other tends to be rather confusing to me.
Both: Why's that?
Vengeful Moon: Think 'bout it for a second.
Both: Oh, the first two letters.
Vengeful Moon: Mm-hmm. Anyway, how's it been, you two?
Murrue: A little rough on returning to our relationship, but it turned out great.
Mu: Kira messed up on being the ringbearer, though. He ended up tripping a few times.
Vengeful Moon: I can see that. I was there, wasn't I? I even recorded the event.
(Vengeful Moon brings down a monitor, puts a tape in and shows the moments that Kira tripped on the carpet.)
Murrue: Those idiots forgot to smoothen out the carpeting. (Sigh)
Mu: It was a good laugh though, wasn't it?
Murrue: Sure was.
Vengeful Moon: Some people just don't have a good enough memory.
Mu: You could say that again.
Vengeful Moon: Anyway, is there some news you'd like to share?
Murrue: Just that I'm going to have another child.
Vengeful Moon: Oh boy, I can see where this is going.
Mu: Huh?
Vengeful Moon: Your other one's having a rather hard time right now.
Audience: Oh yeah, Nina Marie La Flaga. How is she?
Murrue: She said she was doing fine and that she was with Prayer, didn't she?
Vengeful Moon: Oh.
Mu: They better not have done "that".
Vengeful Moon: Unfortunately they HAVE.
Athrun and Cagalli, who happen to be sitting in the audience: WHAT!?
Mu and Murrue: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!?
Vengeful Moon: Exactly what I meant. Sorry.
Athrun and Cagalli: Geez, why didn't you tell us, you dimwit?
Vengeful Moon: They made me keep it a secret.
Mu: Aren't they married already?
Vengeful Moon: Whoopee, my brain is dead.
(Everyone laughs.)
Vengeful Moon: That's about it for this edition.
Everyone on the stage: See you later!
Finally. Next one is part two of the Interview of Death. Oh crud.