Elevator
A/n:I'm sorry I haven't updated lately. I was busy writing other chapters for my fanfics, but I'll try to update sooner. Thanks for the reviews:Dragon Rider of Alagaesia
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Hope you like this one! Warning:Not as funny as the first.sry. But anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 2:Meeting Bert McKraken
It had been 3 days since they were stuck in the elevator, intill they saw a bright light."Oh no, we're dead!"Eragon said, jumping into Durza's arms.
"No we're not, it's a person. The light disappeared, and a man appeared, and he was carrying a hamburger with himself.
"Who..are you? A-are y-you here to reap our...souls?"Eragon asked, jumping out of Durza's arms.
"No, I'm Bert."Bert said, munching on his hamburger.
"Do you live in Alagaesia?"Eragon asked, walking towards Bert.
"Where's that? I live in New York."Bert said, eating another hamburger.
"Where are you getting all those hamburgers"?
"Uh..um..you don't want to know."Bert said, looking at Durza's hair.
"Aaah! Fire!"Bert screamed, grabbing a waterhose that happened to appear.
"Where?"Durza asked, looking around. Bert sprayed the water on Durza's hair, and then stopped.
"Oh it was just his hair."Bert said, hiding the waterhose. Durza spit some of the water out that happened to have gotten in hsi mouth.
"Ok I'm killing him."Durza said, his palms turning red.
"No, he could help us."Eragon said, tackling Durza to the ground.
"Ok sure."Durza replied, then sighed.
Fifteen hours later... "I got to pee."Eragon said, squirming.
"Well there's no bathroom here, so..."Durza began to say, before Eragon said"I'll just go to the bathroom here"."No Eragon."Durza said, pushing Eragon down.
"Funny thing Durza, now I don't have to go."Eragon said, getting up.
"Yuck."Durza said, walking to the small corner.
"Hey red-headed man, do you want a hamburger?"Bert asked, jumping up, and down.
"No."Durza said, frowning.
"Turn that frown upside down."Bert said, chewing another hamburger.
"I'll turn something upside down."Durza said, walking towards Bert.
"No Durza. Remember he's our help."Eragon reminded Durza, throwing a water balloon at Bert.
"Oh what was I thinking."Durza said sarcastically.
"And besides what's better than serving up smiles?"Eragon asked, putting his hand on Durza's shoulder.
"Being dead, or anything else."Durza replied.
"Bert, why don't you cheer Durza up?"Eragon aksed Bert.
"Sure."Bert said, calling someone on his cellphone. And then soon a clown car appeared. 1. 2. 3 clowns came out of the small car.
"Hey Durzy Wurzy."the clowns said, looking at Bert.
"What?"Durza said, surprised when Saphira magically appeared.
"It's getting crowded in here."Eragon said, looking at Bambi, as he appeared too.
"How much people did you call Bert?
"Well I called, Jackie Paper, Puff The Magic Dragon, The Three Little Pigs, Bambi, oh and your dragon."Bert said, grabbing the clown's squirt gun, and then drank from it.
"Ok let's sing a song."Jackie Paper said, when he appeared.
Puff The Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked
in the autum mist, in a land called Hanalee. One great night it happened,
Jackie Paper came no more,
than Puff that mighty dragon finally slipped into his cave
his head was bent in sorrow,
green scales fell like rain, then
Puff that mighty dragon finally slipped into his cave
Oh...
"Wait."Eragon said, looking at the elevator door."Why doesn't the clowns go into the airvent, so we'll have some air."Eragon suggested.
"Ok, sure, we'll leave."the clowns said, disappearing.
"Ok, now the three little pigs, can you leave?"Eragon also suggested.
"Sure."the three little pigs said, also disappearing.
"Ok now it isn't so crowded."Eragon said, looking at Saphira. Saphira roared, as she went closer towards Puff. Saphira said a spell, and Puff, and her disappeared.
"Weird, well the only thing to do now is play my Ken doll(the beach one).
End
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