Word Prompt: Dense

Word Count: 931

Pairing: Tseng x Genesis

There were times where they really had to wonder if it was a requirement of SOLDIER to be both brain dead and dense as a sack of bricks in a black hole.

Several Turks sat in the massive Shinra executive lunchroom watching as the mess unfurled around them. While SOLDIER were known to be brilliant strategist in battle and many were said to be brilliant when it came to book knowledge, but it would seem when it came to matters like this..none of them seemed to have a clue between them.

"I swear yo, i really have to wonder if he dyes his hair that color.." Tseng looked over to Reno and snickered hard before glancing back to the absolutely dumbfounded blank look on Sephiroth's face as he clutched in his hand a bright pink stuffed teddy bear that was holding a large stuffed heart with "I LUV U" written across it in pale pink thread.

Valentines day was always very entertaining for the Turks; some people liked to go to the malls the day before christmas and watch the frantic men that waited till the last minute, they liked to sit in the breakroom, and watch as the higher officers of SOLDIER pick through the massive piles of chocolate, stuffed animals, and flowers. Sephiroth's reaction to the gifts every year was the main reason they all congregated, he had the most entertaining reactions.

though nothing would beat out three years prank gift someone had sent him. That had nearly sent all the Turks to the hospital from suffocation; they were either laughing so hard or had their jackets thrown over their faces to hide their laughter. What was he sent you ask? someone thought it would be funny to send him a whole array of sex toys, it had to have cost thousands of gil, but for the at the time still virgin Sephiroth it was enough to turn the man as red as Reno's hair.

The gift must have been a kick start as it wasn't long after that it was rumored that the man finally lost his virginity. Thinking of that day still sent many of the Turks into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

"You would think after the last four years he would have gotten used to this." Cissnei whispered passing over a bowl filled with candy hearts. Reaching in Tseng grabbed a couple of the purple ones as they were the only ones he could stand and leaned back against the table stretching his legs out in front of him. "He's dense.. they all are." Sephiroth wasn't the only one that seemed completely at a loss on what to make of all the gifts littering the SOLDIER tables of the lunchroom.

Feeling some of his candy hearts being liberated from his hand he growled and kicked out at Reno's leg. Laughing the redhead sat back having managed to pilfer a few hearts from his bosses hand.

Lifting the first one up he made a noise, "aww boss..i love you too! come here give us a kiss!" Laughing Tseng caught Reno as the redhead launched himself at him, holding him up in just a way that it looked like Reno was actually kissing him even though Reno had a hand over his mouth and was laughing like hell against the other side of it. The Turks around them started to catcall and laugh causing the SOLDIER across the room to look over, many pairs of eyes going wide.

Pulling away Reno looked over and burst out laughing alongside the other Turks. "God they are dense yo..."

shaking his head Tseng pushed himself up grabbing his jacket (at least he hoped it was his jacket) from the pile on top of their table. "Have fun you lot, I'll see you tomorrow." He waved to them as a series of salutations rang out from his men as he headed for home.

Well, heading for his second home; he had his normal home out on the plate, but there was another place he laid his head at night. Thankfully it was only a few floors up and the elevator was blissfully empty (if you didn't count the stupid paper cupids someone had taped to the elevator door)

Entering his second home the first thing he noticed was lights were out save for a few candles he could see flickering from the living room. Chuckling softly he toed his shoes off by the door and laid his jacket on a small end table, he would hang it up later. Moving into the room silently a small flush raced up his cheeks seeing what was waiting for him in the living room.

A beautiful body, completely nude save for one of his silk ties tied loosely around a pale neck was sitting on the couch. Beautiful auburn hair fell down in front of grinning pale blue eyes, "was wondering when you would come back."

Pulling his own tie off Tseng moved over to the couch, crawling on so he was now kneeling above his lover. "I was partaking in the normal Valentines day activity."

Laughing softly Genesis smiled up to him running his fingers along his cheek. "Sephiroth watching?" Tseng nodded tilting into the hand, "he's as Reno put it, as dense as a sack of bricks in a black hole."

The young commander snorted pulling the Turks down kissing him deeply. "Well..that is simply Sephiroth, you don't have to worry about that with me..."

Laughing softly Tseng nuzzled in against him breathing in the scent that was pure Genesis, "debatable Kasai."

"Pest..."

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