Standard disclaimer? No way! I bring to you, the disclaimer in white:
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And there you have it!
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Chapter 4: Mischievous Naruto
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Clunk!
The girl reached down and paused. Looking suspiciously at the soda can for a moment, she opened it and took a sip.
Pffft!
"Another soda machine with warm soda?!" she angrily shouted as she hurled the can away. It clipped a squirrel, knocking the small creature from a nearby tree.
Taking ahold of the side, she pulled the front panel open.
A whiskered boy was hiding inside again. Except this time he was vigorously shaking a can. Looking up at the girl with a determined glare, he aimed and pulled.
Pshhhhh. The cola burst from the can in a concentrated stream.
The blond girl had no time to dodge! Oh, this can't be good.
It hit!
The ground!!!
The two stared speechlessly as the fizzy reddish liquid coated the bottom of the soda machine before spilling over to the floor in front of the soda machine. The width of a ryo separated the edge of the sticky puddle from the tips of the girl's sandals.
"Uhh..." Naruto finally said as the stream of soda slowly died down.
Despite being perfectly dry, there was an unamused expression on the girl's face.
The neutral look remained as she reached up, and, with a plink, calmly pulled a soda can from the rack.
Opening the can, she tilted it over and poured the contents over the blond boy's head.
Naruto started screaming as he struggled to squirm away. It was cold!
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A/N: Can't think of the influence for this one. Maybe it wasn't an anime. Maybe it was something that happened to me a long time ago...pfft, hahahaha.
Jya'n!