Well, I am feeling much better today than a few days ago.

I know this story hasn't had as much Malec goodness as I'm assuming many of you want, since this is listed under Magnus and Alec, but do not worry. I have come up with many…um, we will call them "Flirtatious" (looked that up in the dictionary. It means to behave playfully and in a way that gives the impression of sexual interest ;) real definition. But, those will be coming be later, so hold on for them, because if I put them in now, they wouldn't be as funny.

I hope you like this chapter, and if you all review, I might decide to be nice and stick some Malec 'stuff' in the next chapter.

But if you don't review, then I'll make you guys all wait!

It was the first time they were stopping since they had almost been killed, due to Jace trying to keep Magnus and Alec from making out in the backseat.

As they pulled slowly into the rest stop, nobody said anything. Jace parked the truck and killed the engine before then slowly turning to face the two gay men. Magnus smiled and waved. Alec wouldn't look at his brother or anyone else. Clary, Isabelle and Simon didn't say anything, too intent on watching what was happening.

"I told you guys not to make out, and that includes kissing." Jace said slowly.

Magnus grinned. "Oh, really?"

"Yes." Jace said, barely suppressing his anger.

His grin growing wider, Magnus leaned down closer to Alec, who still sat in his lap due to the warlock not letting him go, and kissed the boys neck.

Jace narrowed his eyes.

Magnus smiled against Alec's neck and began to gently bite him.

Jace looked about ready to beat the crap out of the warlock, but he didn't move.

Alec was looking uncomfortable, but he didn't try to break away from his boyfriend. Simon was about to throw up from both the two kissing and having almost been killed on the interstate earlier.

Magnus, still sucking on Alec's neck, began to move one of hands from the younger's hip down towards his lap, inch by inch. Alec fidgeted, a blush creeping onto his face.

At first Jace didn't get what Magnus was doing. He only did when the warlock's hand was resting on Alec's stomach and still moved down more.

"Magnus, I said no touching each other inappropriately."

Magnus put on an innocent face. "But I'm not."

"You're about to. So stop it."

Magnus sighed. "Fine. But you said not to in the truck." He quickly opened the door and jumped out, dragging Alec with him. "We aren't in the truck now!" Moving fast, Magnus reached down and grabbed at Alec's upper thigh. Alec squeaked and tried to pull away, but Magnus wouldn't let go.

Jace jumped out of the truck. "I said you couldn't do any of that stuff on the whole trip."

"Actually, you didn't." Isabelle jumped in, enjoying the whole thing.

"Well, I meant on the whole trip."

Magnus, still holding Alec's thigh, made a pouting face. "Are you just upset that you can't have any fun on the trip like Alec and I can, so you're taking it out on us?"

Jace looked shocked. "What?"

"Oh! Burn!" Simon said.

Clary glared at him. "Stop it!"

"Sorry." Simon muttered.

"I'm not upset at anything other than the fact that you two can't keep your hands or lips to yourselves for a few days! All I was asking for you to not do anything for the few days of our trip, not your whole lives!"

"So you are upset?" Isabelle wondered aloud.

"Yes Izzy, I just said that!"

"Oh, right. I wasn't really listening to what you said."

Clary turned to her. "Why not?"

Isabelle winked. "I have an idea for what we can do to stop the arguing." She looked out the window and yelled out "Guys, let's just finish up the driving. When we get to the campsite you can argue."

Jace glared at Magnus before coming and getting back in the truck. Alec finally broke away from Magnus and got in the truck too. Magnus followed.

Isabelle smiled. "Now, Jace, you just drive. Magnus and Alec, keep every part of your bodies to yourselves. You can fuck each other later all you want in your tent. Clary, how about you pick what music we listen to, and Simon…keep looking out the window."

Jace muttered something and started the engine, pulling out of the rest stop. Clary turned on the radio and flipped through stations until she came to one playing some hip-hop song. Jace groaned, but Clary ignored him.

Magnus wasn't very happy with not being able to touch Alec, but he was more afraid of upsetting Isabelle than Jace since she knew where he hid his favorite make up in his bag. She might steal it if she got mad at him. But Magnus did like the fact that she had said he could fuck Alec later. That would make it all worth it.

Simon sighed in the silence that followed. "Finally. I'm not about to throw up in disgust."

"That's wonderful Simon." Jace said sarcastically.

Simon's happiness faded. "You guys really don't like me, do you?"

"Of course we do. Jace just doesn't." Isabelle told him cheerfully. "But nobody cares what he thinks anyways."

"I care." Clary told the other girl, folding her arms over her chest.

Magnus laughed. "I don't."

"We got that much." Alec said, smiling at the warlock, who smiled back.

"I can't wait until later." Magnus said.

Alec frowned slightly. "Why?"

Magnus winked at him. "You'll see."

Simon rolled his eyes. Did Alec really not know what Magnus meant?

There was a silence that followed, the hip-hop dude's singing being the only sound. Isabelle grinned to herself as she watched out the window. She had gotten a few very good ideas back at the rest stop beside her plan to keep them all from fighting, and she couldn't wait to tell Magnus. He would love them as well.

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"Alec, wake up." Magnus said, shaking his boyfriends shoulder.

The young shadowhunter slowly awoke. "What?"

"We're finally here."

"Where?"

"The campsite." Magnus brushed some hair out of Alec's face. It had been an extremely long drive, and Jace hadn't let them stop to stretch their legs once.

"Magnus, Alec, come get you bags!" Jace said loudly.

Magnus was still surprised that he hadn't fallen asleep while driving. He didn't need to stop either. Everyone else had slept at least once.

Magnus left Alec and went around to the back of the truck. Simon and Clary were off a ways, setting up the three tents since they were the only ones that knew how to without taking forever.

Isabelle handed Magnus one of his bags, which was bright purple. Jace raised an eyebrow at it.

"Purple? Really?"

"Yes, purple. Why?"

Jace laughed. "Guys aren't supposed to like purple."

"Stop being such an ass Jace." Isabelle handed his other bag to Magnus. It was the blue one that had Magnus's make up in it.

"I'm not being an ass." Jace defended himself.

"Yes you are." Alec said as he joined them. He grabbed his bag from the truck bed and walked off to the picnic table.

"Three to one Jace. You're officially an ass." Isabelle grabbed her bags and practically skipped after Alec.

Magnus grinned. "Excuse me ass." He walked past Jace after the two Lightwoods.

Jace scowled. Why had he agreed to this?

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"There! All the tents are set up!" Clary stated happily.

Alec frowned. "Why are there four tents? I thought we only needed three."

Isabelle answered his question. "The fourth tent is a lot bigger than the others, so we are going to use it when all of us want to hang out, just not outside."

"Oh."

Magnus laughed slightly. Taking Alec's hand in his own, he said "Let's go unpack our stuff." He pulled Alec off into they're tent, zipping shut the flap behind them.

"Why do I have the feeling we won't be seeing those two for a few hours?" Jace said to no one in particular.

"Because we probably won't see them for an hour." Isabelle said. When they had first arrived at the campsite, Jace, Simon and Clary had started unloading. Isabelle had told Magnus about her ideas then, and like she had expected, he loved them. Oh, Isabelle couldn't wait until tomorrow.

Well, that's the end of this chapter.

What Isabelle told her Magnus, her ideas, were for things they could do while camping. You will find out about them in a few chapters.

Remember, if I get enough reviews, there will be Malec 'stuff' in the next chapter!