Chapter Two

I soon arrived at the building; I got waited by the elevator as they all got out of their cars. Most of them were in groups, I knew they all went to school together. "I thought you lived in a house," said Noah.
"I used to," I said. "But not anymore, are we all in," I glanced and they were, so I pressed the button for the penthouse.
"Penthouse," said Sunshine, "There's no way,"
"Why else would I press it," I said. They were quiet as we went up, the elevator dinged loudly, and I grabbed my keys.

"Okay, here we are everyone," I said. I opened the door and smiled at their faces. "Take a seat, I'll give you a tour in a moment, can I get you anything to eat or drink, we have coffee, tea, soda," They all said what they would like,
"What are we going to do for food," said Santana,
"We can have takeout later if that's okay, there's some great places out here," I said. "So are we ready to go into the music room," they nodded. "First things first do not touch the guitars and drums in the corner," I said, "If we need guitars I can get some from my room, other than that the room is ours,"

We spent an hour practicing, and then I heard the front door, "I still don't get how you can walk into a bra," said Cam's voice.
"That's the point of the joke," said Dylan.
"But it doesn't make sense," said Cam.
"It's a dyslexic man," said Jack he sounded like this was the millionth time he'd tried to explain, which was more than likely. "A dyslexic man walks into a bra," (A/N absolutely no offence to anyone who is dyslexic), I began laughing, along with the rest of the guys; the girls, Kurt, and Mr Schue looked almost offended. "God you're so stupid,"

"You're mom is stupid," said Cam (I apologise if any of the next jokes offend).
"Oh we're gonna start that one," said Jack. "Well Yo Momma's so stupid she tried to put M&M's in Alphabetical order," I laughed loudly that was a good one.
"Oh Yeah," said Cam. "Well Yo Momma's so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she slept,"

"Will both of you shut up," said Dylan.
"Fuck off Dylan," said Jack. "This is between me and Cam,"
"How old are Yo Momma jokes," Dylan said.
"Well Yo Momma's so old she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam," said Cam.
"Oh that was a good one Cam," said Jack.
"Yeah Jack well Yo Momma's so old that when I slapped her back her tits fell off," said Dylan. It was then I heard them hitting each other.

"Guys," I yelled, "Shut up, we are trying to practice,"
"He started it," they all said at the same time.
"Now you really are acting like five year olds," I said.
"I don't know we're all having an argument with the wall," said Cam.
"Cam that's Rach talking she's in the music room," said Dylan.
"Oh," he said. "I thought I was going crazy there for a second," he said.
"Don't worry you're already there," said Jack.

He must have been leaning against the door, because he fell through it onto the floor, and then Cam walked in and fell on top of him. "Ouch," said Jack.
"Sorry," said Cam. "Dylan pushed me,"
"I did not," said Dylan a little too innocently.
"Guys," I said, I noticed our guests couldn't believe what they were seeing.
"You're an asshole Dylan," said Jack.
"That's a new one," Dylan said back.
"Does it really matter who pushed who," said Cam. "Now why don't we shake our hands and make up," I was confused since when was Cam the peace maker,
"Sorry Jack,"
"Sorry Dylan,"
"I can't believe you actually did that," said Cam.

Then all hell broke loose they all launched themselves at each other and were wrestling on the floor. "Oh for fuck sake," I said loudly, I heard several gasps at my language. I walked over to the guys and pinched each of their ears, (like Phoebe on Friends). They began saying ow a lot. "First of all you all have the same mom so those jokes are offensive to each of you, secondly, we have guests and thirdly, are you now going to behave like adults," I said.
"Says you who always acts like a five year old," said Jack. I glared at him.
"Shit," he said. "Don't stare at me like that, it freaks me out,"
"I'll repeat are you going to act like adults," I said. They nodded, "Good now apologise to each other,"
They did, "Good," I said. "So where were we," I turned back to our guests.

"So you live with three guys," said Sunshine. "And people call me a slut," just to let you know she was rivalling Santana.
"What did you just call her," said Jack, walking towards Sunshine with a death glare to rival mine. I put my hand on his chest to stop him.
"Calm down," I said. "It's fine,"
"It is not fine," said Cam.
"I take it this is Sunshine," said Dylan.
"Yes," I said.
"I thought the sun was yellow and had a smiley face oh and he wore a hat," said Cam.
"What," I said confused.
"You know the song," he said. "The Sun has got his hat on, hip, hip, hip hooray, the sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play, although what he's going to play with I never found out," I giggled at the way his mind worked.

"Shut up Cam," said Dylan.
"I'm hungry," said Jack.
"Shocker," I said.
"Fuck off Rach," said Jack. "It's been a long day,"
"I know," I said. "Are we going to have Chinese, Mexican, Pizza, or Thai,"
"Pizza," said Jack Dylan and Cam.
"Are you guys okay with that," I said.

"Sure," said Noah.
"Well can you get their orders," I said. "I'll go and find the number,"
"It's on the fridge," said Cam, they came in and turned on the TV.
"Thanks," I said.
"Here you go Berry," said Noah, handing me the list. "Are you going there, or just ordering,"
"Just ordering," I said. "You can all come in here, we don't bite, we're going to watch TV and stuff," Slowly everyone came into the room and congregated around the TV.