Chapter Three

I sent the order through and was told it would be half an hour, "Hey Rach you want a beer," said Jack from the kitchen.
"What kind of question is that," said Kurt. "She doesn't drink," I began laughing along with Jack, Dylan and Cam.
"You guys really don't know Rach," said Cam.
"Yeah she'll drink anything with alcohol in it," said Dylan.
"Just give me the beer," I said. "Anyone else want one,"
"No," said Mr Schue. "You're all underage, how did you buy alcohol,"
"I'm 21," said Dylan.

"Yeah, but you shouldn't be providing alcohol to minors," said Quinn.
"Fuck you Barbie," said Jack. "We can do what the hell we like, this is our home,"
"I'll have a beer," said Noah.
"Why am I not surprised," said Mr Schue. Noah glared at him, but because he didn't want to hit a teacher, he didn't say anything.
"Here you go short stuff, hawk," said Jack,
"Less of the short stuff," I said. "I'm a perfectly normal size for my age," I pulled the lid off with my teeth as the guys had taught me and began drinking my beer. "What are we watching,"
"Barney," said Cam.
"Seriously," said Noah.
"Cam's not really grown up," I said.
"Fuck you Rach," he said.

"Cam be serious put something else on," said Dylan.
"No," he said pouting like a baby.
"Give me the remote," I said. He did, they all knew not to argue when I wanted the remote. I flicked through the channels, finally settling on Family Guy. The buzzer rang and I raced Jack to answer it, he grabbed my head and shoved it under his arm as he answered. "Mr Swan your pizzas are here," said Mrs Nolan, she ran the entrance of the building, since a lot of wealthy people lived here.
"Okay," said Jack, "We'll come down,"

He finally released me, and a relished in the fresh air. "God you stink," I said.
"Well you don't exactly smell like a basket of roses," he said, (love that line from Shrek 2) I punched his shoulder and he glared at me I could actually throw a punch.
"Both of you go and get the food," said Cam. "You can argue about who smells better later,"

After we'd eaten our pizzas Jack went and took a shower. Myself, Cam and Dylan were talking with the glee guys, minus the girls, Mr Schue had left after he'd eaten his pizza. "So now that, grease has gone how about we spice things up," said Jack, he sat down on the couch, shaking his wet hair all over us. "Dude," said Dylan. "Quit it,"
"Yeah man go and dry your hair," said Cam.
"Cam don't try and be mom," said Jack. "It's bad enough when Dylan starts,"
"I don't act like mom," said Dylan.
"Yeah you do," said Cam.
"I do not," he said.

This triggered another wrestling match; I ignored them and carried on watching the television,
"So you live with 'The Blackbirds'," said Noah.
"Yes," I said. "I have been for about a year now,"
"How long have you known them," said Sam, he was glared at by Quinn, she dumped Finn for him.
"Since I was about five or six," I said.
"She got pushed into the sandbox we were playing in at the park and we knew even then you never pushed a girl around," said Dylan.

"Not that Rach was much of a girl then," said Jack. I hit him on his head, and he glared at me.
"She'd hurt her knee so Dylan took out his first aid kit and fixed them up," said Cam. "After that we talked about stuff, and the rest was history,"
"So are you guys brothers," said Finn.
"Yes," said Dylan.
"Dude," said Noah. "Everyone knows that,"
"Sorry," said Finn he glared at Noah.

"Guys," said Quinn. "It's time to go,"
"Q it's half seven," said Noah.
"I guess, we have to go," said the rest of the guys.
"It was nice to meet you all," said Dylan.
"You mean the ones who actually spoke to us," said Cam. Noah clearly didn't want to leave.
"You can stay if you want Puck," said Jack. "I'm sure Rach won't mind,"
"Is that okay with you," he said.

"Of course," I said. "You came on your own didn't you,"
"Yeah," he said. "I offered to bring Evans, Chang and Rutherford, but Finn got there first,"
"Why was everyone glaring at you," said Cam.
"I slept with Quinn," he said. "But she was dating Finn at the time, Mercedes and Kurt, being the bitches they are, they wanted to be popular and decided to tell Quinn, and so everyone blamed me, Finn acted like the world had ended, so I kind of lost my friends, and even though it's been a year and they aren't even together anymore they still hate me, apparently I broke up the golden couple,"
"That Giant is more of a dick than I thought," said Jack. "He didn't take his eyes off you Rach,"
"I know," I said. "I hope he doesn't try anything now that he's single, and you didn't lose all of your friends, you have me,"

"Yeah," said Jack. "And I think you're cool, so you can hang out here anytime,"
"Thanks," said Noah, he looked like he genuinely appreciated the gesture. "I like this Rachel,"
"This is the real Rachel," said Cam. "She's our best friend, she's been through hell over the years,"
"What do you mean," said Noah.
"Well that house I sent Sunshine to wasn't a random crack house, it's where I grew up," I said.
"You grew up in a crack house," he said.
"Yes," I said. "I was going to tell you but well you know what happened,"
"What actually happened Rach cuz all you said was that you'd been kicked out of glee and your house," said Jack.
"Before I tell you," I said. "This goes for you three since Noah already knows what happened and hopefully won't lose his temper,"
"Now I know we'll lose our temper," said Dylan.
"It happened a year ago," I said.