Disclaimer: Do I look like I own anything? (Naked)
It was only Sakura, Hidan and Kakuzu in the base at the moment around ten o'clock at night. We didn't have anything fun to do, Kakuzu had gone off to go count his money and Hidan and they were stuck in the living room. Apparently the leaf had gotten a hold of information on where they were and they had to move again, so nothing was unpacked.
Truthfully, Sakura was beginning to really hate the Leaf pursuing us like this.
Sakura sprawled out on the couch and glared at the spot where the TV would be. In it's place sat just a tiny radio that she was too lazy to get off the couch and turn on.
"Dude...I'm fuckin' bored, Sakura."
She looked over at Hidan who was sitting in another chair, stretched out with his hands behind his head.
"We could unpack stuff.."
"Do you really wanna fuckin' do that shit?"
"..No."
Hidan grunted and flicked a speck of dirt off of his cloak sleeve.
"Why aren't you naked?"
"Because I didn't feel like being naked."
"..Oh."
"I could get naked?"
"No thanks, Hidan. Really.."
"Damn."
They sat in a few more moments of silence before Hidan got up and stretched, and turned on the radio. Then he flopped back into the chair, yawning over the noise. It was just commercials, and she began to wonder exactly what station it was, and what it played for music. Rock, pop, gossipal?
"Hello, This is 99.3 The She, here, rocking you late into the night! Let's see what we have for requests tonight.."
There was a pause as the sound of shuffling paper came from the speaker, and she decided she'd never heard of 99.3 The She before.
"Hmm.."
Hidan's eyes had closed and I could have sworn he fell asleep, that is until music started spilling from inside that small speaker, filling the room.
"Here's a rare one, Never wanted to dance by MSI." The host voice boomed, just before the singing started.
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can DO that I have not already done to myself,
Oh no, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!
She practically jumped up at the first words, deciding that she wanted to dance to pass the time. It was definitely one of those songs they would play in a club, so she got up and started dancing around the living room much to Hidan's amusement.
Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you-
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!
"The fuck you doing, Pinky?"
He raised a white eyebrow in her direction and she shook her hips to the beat of the song. He never had seen her so loose before, normally she was on the verge of killing half the people in the base. Maybe dancing was a thing she liked to do, Hidan could be on to something with this.
"This is a good song. You don't know what your missing!"
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't ever be-
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't let me go! (don't let me go)
I am too cool for the second...GRADE!
I'm amazed!
I'm afraid!
I am too cool for the second..GRADE!
There is nothing!-
You can do!-
That I have not already done to myself...HEY!
She, unsatisfied with the volume that it was at, had to crank the volume up as high as it could go before standing back up to see Hidan standing next to the chair, arms crossed.
"Aren't ya gunna dance with me, Hidan?" She spoke playfully, holding out her hand to the clothed-Jashinist. But to her surprise he actually took it and spun her around the room. She actually found that he wasn't half bad, when he was actually..not naked. She jumped up on the couch, tugging him with her and they jumped around and danced giddily all on and around the couch, laughing almost crazily. If Kakuzu saw them, oh boy.
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself,
No, there is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself!
He tripped once or twice over the edge of his cloak as they danced, making her laugh even harder. Especially when he tried to act like it had never even happened. That's what most people liked about Hidan, he was always laid back way farther than anyone else in the Akatsuki. It was nice to find someone who wasn't afraid of acting at least a little stupid.
A girl did get bored, you know, living with psychopathic idiots.
Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you-
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!
Hidan grabbed her hand again and jumped off the back of the couch and into the kitchen, swinging the pair around the table with his well-toned arms. Soon enough, they kicked off their shoes into a corner and slid around on the hardwood floor, cloaks fluttering against their ankles.
She let go of Hidan once more he slid towards the fridge and opened it, grabbing an apple and sticking it in his mouth.
Be nice!
Be nice to me-
Don't ever be,
Be nice!
Be nice to me,
Don't let me go (don't let me go)
I am too cool for the second..GRADE!
I'm amazed!
I'm afraid!
I am too cool for the second...GRADE!
There is nothing...
You can do...
That I have not already done to myself...
Hey... hey... hey... hey...
He grabbed my arm and we starting doing the tango jokingly, his hands holding mine, our arms outspread, our chests pressed together, the apple acting as a makeshift rose.
We walked foreword, pressing our legs together as we walked like we were one, myself laughing like an idiot as we skidded around on the floor and eventually fell on our asses.
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you-
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!
Hidan let out a breath as he removed the apple from his mouth, taking a bite out of it and it crunched against his pearly whites.
Never wanted to dance with nobody, not you!
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you,
Never wanted to dance with nobody but you-
wouldn't take "no" for an answer, you fucking bitch!
Then the song ended, much to soon for their tastes and Hidan reached down for the pinkette to help her up off the ground.
"That was Never wanted to dance by Mindless Self Indulgence here on 99.3, The She."
Sure, they were bummed out as the station went back to commercials, but that feeling was quickly shot when they saw Kakuzu standing in the hallway, hand pressed hard over his mouth as he tried to contain his laughter. Sakura and Hidan had never really seen Kakuzu laugh before, but he actually was laughing..and it was kinda of creepy.
"I-I..Oh god." He sputtered, holding his sides. "I..I can't wait to post this shit on youtube."