Disclaimer: Don't own anything still (Naked..again)

The Akatsuki sat in the hallway on the ground, excluding Pein, Itachi, Kakuzu and Konan who had went out to shop, bored as hell. Sakura sat in between Zetsu and Deidara, Hidan, Kisame and Tobi across from her. Thy were definitely bored to even be near each other in such a large group. But could you blame them? It was a hot day in June, it wasn't like they wanted to go outside. And the only thing that was on the television was re-runs of Law and Order.

"Dude..I'm fuckin' bored." Hidan cracked his knuckles, yawning after he spoke as if to prove his point.

Sakura stretched out her legs, pushing her feet into Tobi's chest who sat in front of her, panting like a dog.

"Ow, Sakura-Chan!"

"Suck it up, yeah." Deidara was molding a piece of clay between his fingers, not even bothering to look up at Tobi as he scolded him in his bored tone.

"So what are we going to do?"

Kisame stretched out his arms and scratched his shoulder. "Dunno."

"I hope Itachi gets poptarts." Sakura grumbled, fiddling with the zipper on her cloak which stuck to her back within the sweat.

Hidan raised his eyebrow as if he had the answer, however, and reached into his cloak pocket with a mischievous expression.

"I got sumfin' better than poptarts."

Everyone looked at the Jashinist expectantly, as he pulled out a bag of substance that looked similar to catnip.

"I got me some fuckin' weed."

Immediately Sakuta could tell this was a bad idea, and started to stand up to walk away when she spotted Kisame and Deidara take some of the pot.

"Guys, Do you really think that's a good idea?" She chided them for even thinking of getting high while on duty. They were S-rank criminals for Kami's sake.

Zetsu reached over and grabbed a pinch of it, smelling it with a concerned face as Hidan rolled a blunt despite Sakura's warnings.

"I think its a fan-fuckin'-tastic idea."

She sat back down and looked at Zetsu as he kept smelling it, hopefully staring as if she might tell them that it was poisoned. The white side's facial expression fell.

"This smells like our cousin..Jessica.."

Everyone got a kind of what the fuck look as Zetsu suddenly started spazzing out and crying on Sakura's arm, the black arm flailing around.

"JESSICA!"

"Will you shut the fuck-"

"Jessssssie!"

"Shut up!"

"!"

"..Bitch.."

Sakura looked slightly concerned and attempted to console the wild plant-thing.

"Okay, Okay Zetsu. No ones going to smoke Jessi-"

Too late. Even Tobi had lit a joint and had pushed his mask up over his mouth, dragging off it.

"Tobi is sorry!" He coughed out, after seeing Sakura's deadened expression.

"Do you guys even know what pot can do to you?"

"Jesssicaaaaa!"

"It can damage your bodies perman-"

"Jesssicaaaaaaa..!"

"And you could di-"

"Aaa..aaa..aaa..Jess-"

She slapped her hand over Zetsu's mouth and wrenched him off of her arm arm, the other members smoking and watching her with large milk bowl eyes. If she could get the pot away from them before it effected them enough to make them make even stupider decisions then she might be able to pass them off as normal to Pein. She didn't want to be placed as responsible for their stupidity.

"Come on guys spit it out!"

Kisame blew a rather large cloud of smoke into her face, grinning toothily at her in defiance.

"Nah. We're good."

Smoke rose up and Sakura coughed a bit, narrowing her emerald eyes at all the arrogant fucks at her feet. Zetsu licked her hand though, just as she was about to retort something, and she pulled it away from his mouth with an 'eep.'

"You taste like sunflower seeds." The white side licked it's lips, smiling at her. Apparently he had completely forgotten about Jessica.

"Uuh.." A look of shock melted over her face, bright enough to almost out glow the look of fear. "That's scary Zetsu.."

Even though Zetsu was pretty nice, he was fucking creepy as hell sometimes. Maybe it was knowing he was a cannibal that turned people off too him, but then again Kisame was a fucking shark. Sakura probably should just except Zetsu completely like she had everyone else.

"We're going to go feed. Good luck Sakura."

And then he sunk into the ground, gone most likely, to kill someone and ravange their body and she was left with the group of potheads.

"Great." She voiced her "happy" opinion.

Deidara was staring at his hand mouths with wide eyes, that looked spaced out and innocent. This was turning out to be one of those 'I would have rather stayed in bed' days.

"Duuude..." He spoke really slowly, like he would have trouble talking straight if he talked normally. "My hands..."

Sakue waited for him to say have mouths, because it would be the obvious junkie thing to say.

"Have...little...tiny...lines."

She mentally facepalmed, cusses strewing out from under strawberry scented breath.

"Okay guys. Give me the pot." She held my hand out expectantly as Deidara and Tobi reluctantly handed over their weed but she was soon to find that Kisame and Hidan had smoked all of their pot "rations" up.

"FUCKkK man!" Kisame was giggling and pointing at her shoes for odd, pot related reasons and Hidan had this messed up expression on, poking his roseary.

"Mother fucking bitch...dude...I love this...fucking...rap gangsta necklace."

She raised an eyebrow at Hidan when he started making weird hand signs, and saying peace, and then eventually stood up.

"Brother Hidan in the house! Praise be to Jashin, Yo!"

Yeah. Fuck that, that was her cue to get the fuck out of there.

She locked herself in her room instead, and slept for the rest of the day.