Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, you faggot.
Sakura bent forward in front of the group of men, her shirt cut awfully low and a cute expression on her face. That's what freaked these guys out, what turned most normal ones on. They were so ass-backwards.
"Move it." Kisame grumbled, clicking the remote at dressed up, and sassy woman like it was going to change what she was wearing.
"Pay first, hunny."
She angled her head just a bit to the side, trying to look seductive while Tobi and Kisame looked at her like she had two heads.
"Tobi wants to see the telleeeee!"
"Tobi knows he has to pay too see the tele because his dumb fucking friends broke it the first time." Sakura cooed ever so sickingly, making Kisame cringe. "You both know Kakuzu and I are still paying off the cost for the new one, and you locked us up for hiding the remote which we didn't do. You owe me."
"But..Tobi.."
Sakura flashed just a bit more cleavage and Tobi spazzed, covering the mask hole with his hands.
"Bad thoughts Sakura-Chan! Tobi doesn't like those thoughts! They're bad!"
Kisame raised his eyebrow at Tobi before digging in his pocket, grumbling, obviously giving up on it.
"Kisame likes those thoughts..Tobi dun know what he's missing."
Then he put money in her small outstretched hand and smiled jokingly, winking his eye before he said something meant to be taken in a wrong way.
"Make me happy, babe?"
She smiled back, causing Tobi to jump and hide behind the couch, hiding his head under his arms. Then, slowly walking over to the television and plugged it in, before moving away from infront of it. Kisame would have to dream on with his blue thirty year old ass.
"Keep dreaming, Old man."
Kisame sighed, surprisingly sounding truly disappointed before changing the channel to some Martha Stewart shit as Tobi crawled back into his spot.
"Well fine then, damn tease."
But she shrugged and walked off into the hallway, counting the money and running into Kakuzu who was waiting for her.
"Got my money?"
"Yeah, yeah. No need to be so tense."
Kakuzu nodded darkly, before taking it from her lithe hand.
"You know what needs to be done." He rumbled, walking towards the door, cloak flowing behind him.
Fuck yeah she did.
They were getting hair extensions.