Snow and Emma swap bodies and have a Freaky Friday style experience.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Once Upon A Time.
Emma had awoken early and felt fully refreshed, she put it down to her mothers body. Secretly, she had hoped this would be miraculously fixed over night, but that was never going to happen. Emma then quietly crept downstairs, she knew how cranky her mother would be with such little sleep in her body. Mornings were not pretty for Emma.
When she got to her parent's room, she found her father lying awake.
"Morning Sno- Emma" Charming greeted, quickly correcting his blunder.
"Morning dad" Emma smiled.
Charming couldn't help but feel awkward when hearing his wife call him dad. This was Emma though, he was still struggling to process that.
"I'm just grabbing some clothes" Emma explained before walking over the the closet. "I left mom in bed because mornings suck in my body".
Charming chuckled at that last comment. So his daughter did know what a pain she was before 12pm.
"Are you leaving or am I changing in the bathroom?" Emma asked once she was holding as casual outfit as she could find.
"I have seen your mother naked before, several times" Charming teased.
"Bathroom it is" Emma grimaced, dashing from the bedroom.
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Snow woke up and groaned. Coffee. All she could think of was coffee. She opened her eyes but found Emma's room, not her own. Then she remembered the mess they were in.
She moved to the wardrobe and only then realised how different it is to her own, no skirts and hardly any blouses. Snow decided she would have to buy her daughter a few dresses.
For the first time in her life, Snow went straight to the coffee pot instead of greeting her husband.
"Snow White on coffee" Charming laughed from behind her.
"You swap bodies with our daughter and then you can mock me" Snow snapped, turning back to her drink.
Charming moved over to his wife, who was sat on a stool at the kitchen island, and kissed her forehead, the most intimate contact they could share without it being weird.
Snow sunk into his chest and he wrapped his arms around her, holding her for comfort.
"I wish Rumplestiltskin would return soon" Snow muttered into his shirt.
"So do I, but it won't be too much longer now" Charming reassured her, gently rubbing her back.
A loud, forced cough came from behind them and Snow looked over her husband's shoulder to see herself glaring back.
No wonder Emma was scared of her 'mom look'.
"Just hugging" Snow sighed as Charming moved away and went to see to Neal.
"I don't like where that could lead" Emma muttered.
"Oh please Emma, do you really think your father would want to make out with his daughter?" Snow snapped.
"You need some more coffee" Emma smirked, filling up her mother's mug.
Charming returned with Neal and in an attempt to break the tension suggested breakfast at Granny's. Her famous waffles could always cheer his girls up.
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After Snow made Emma change jacket to something that matched and Emma found some comfortable shoes, they set off.
Snow and Charming instantly found each other's hands as they strode down the street.
"Mom! You're pretending to be me and I don't skip around, hand in hand with dad" Emma hastily whispered.
"You're right" Snow admitted, dropping her husband's hand. "But I do"
"You want me to hold his hand?" Emma spluttered.
"Em, if you can't do this, we'll go back home" Charming gently offered.
"No, I've fought dragons, this can't be too much harder" Emma gulped and grabbed her dad's hand.
Snow chuckled under her breath as she took Neal from Emma's arms. They had come a long way since the curse breaking.
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Upon arrival at Granny's, Red rushed to who she thought was Snow and wrapped her in a hug. Emma took this as an excuse to break contact with her father and hugged her back.
"Did you do it?" Red asked, giggling.
"Do what?" Emma replied, trying not to sound totally clueless.
"Get into the position?" Red asked, still laughing.
Emma couldn't understand what she meant but couldn't turn to Snow to check.
Unfortunately, Snow had gone bright red and was desperately trying to catch Emma's eye.
"I didn't get much sleep last night, you'll have to be clearer" Emma lied, making excuses for her ignorance.
"I suppose you probably didn't" Red muttered under her breath. "The doggy position? Did you and Charming get into it?" She practically shouted to the whole diner.
Snow ducked her head, hiding herself with Neal, wishing the floor would swallow her whole. She played the part of mortified daughter quite well.
Emma, on the other hand tried to keep her coffee down but couldn't help the blush that came to her cheeks. Something Red didn't miss.
"Oh my gosh! You totally did!" Red laughed, seemingly impressed.
"We did" Charming quietly confirmed to Red's squeals and Emma's groans. "Three breakfasts and three hot chocolates please Red" he then ordered, changing the subject.
Charming then led Snow and Emma to a booth, where he sat next to Emma and opposite Snow and Neal.
"I can't believe you guys!" Emma scolded them, once again working Snow's 'mom look' very well.
Snow bit her lip and forced back laughter while Charming shook his head.
"I didn't know we were telling Red" he directed at Snow.
"She's a werewolf!" Snow argued back.
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They ate their breakfast without any complications and Emma and Snow were less hostile to each other again. Surely being this close should have brought them together, not pushed them apart.
Snow had managed to wake and cheer up but all the coffee had gone right through her, she handed Neal to Charming and headed to the toilet.
Only to be stopped by someone who thought she was Emma. Quite abruptly stopped.
Hook strode right up to Snow, obviously not seeing Charming in the booth near, and kissed her. Not just a peck but wrapped one arm around her middle and cupped her cheek with his hand.
Snow tried to pull away but Hook was clearly persistent.
"Swan" he murmured before pressing her closer and kissing her again, this time slipping his tongue in.
Snow saw no other option. She bit down hard on his tongue and knee'd him swiftly in the groin.
At this point the whole diner was staring, including a very, very annoyed husband.
Hook stumbled backwards and fell into Charming who had strode over, after thrusting Neal upon Emma.
He spun him round and punched him in jaw. Hard.
Suddenly aware of the whole diner enjoying the show, Charming grabbed Hook by his collar and pushed him into the booth next to Emma who was looking quite shocked and Neal who was babbling at all the excitement.
Snow quickly followed behind, sliding into the booth opposite and Charming moved beside her.
"I thought this was all in the past mate?" Hook questioned Charming, glancing at who he believed to be Emma next to him.
"Killian, I'm Emma. Some of my magic didn't go exactly to plan and I swapped bodies with mom" Emma interrupted.
"So I just made out with your mother?" Hook asked with what seemed to be a smirk.
"It was one sided" Snow snapped.
"Yes, but we aren't telling anyone about this so you're going to have to play along" Emma grimaced, now she knows how her parents feel.
Hook simply nodded and reached into his leather jacket, pulling out his rum. He took a long gulp before Emma snatched it off him and finished it off.
