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Sheldon peeled the covers off of him. It had been a week since his appointment at the sperm bank.

He still wasn't feeling comfortable with his decision but Leonard had told him there was little he could do.

As he got ready for work he bumped into said friend in the hall way.

"Hey!" he brushed himself off.

"Sheldon!" Leonard looked at him both worriedly and angrily.

"Are you still obsessing over your sperm?"

Sheldon raised his nose, "Well, even when put so crudely, yes,"

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Amy kicked the door of her car closed and slowly walked into Caltech with a huge box of her stuff.

As she got the directions to her lab, she placed the box on the floor by the door and looked around.

It was huge!

The walls were lined with cupboards and in the furthest one there were nine cages, shiny and with biometric locks.

She let out a contented sigh.

This was exactly what she needed.

As she began looking through the cupboards she felt those familiar cramps she had started getting the day before.

Softly shutting the cupboard she picked up her bag and closed the door to her lab in search of a toilet and some water.

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Sheldon heard as Leonard talked about his plans with Penny today. He would pick her up from the airport after her visit to her family, take her home order take out and... He stopped listening after that, he vaguely knew what the rest of the evening would hold.

His mind drifting back to his own problems, he let out a loud sigh.

Leonard rolled his eyes as the other two exchanged knowing and exasperated looks.

"Listen, all you can do now is forget about it, I mean, until the day your long lost child comes looking for you," Howard grinned, tossing his water bottle up and down.

Sheldon flared his nostrils, "Come on Howard, go easy on the guy," Raj quipped as they walked through the halls of Caltech, "He is at a very sensitive stage in his life, transitioning into parenthood," Raj and Howard sniggered as Leonard frowned.

"Seriously, Sheldon, the best you can do is just forget it," Leonard said.

As they neared Leonard's lab, Sheldon huffed, "I intend to but it's not easy when you don't stop talking about it!"

And with that he stalked off in long strides.

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A relieved sigh escaped her lips as she heard the familiar trickling. She thought the cramps would have meant her period had begun, but not as of yet. She didn't worry though, this was not out of the usual.

As she dried her hands on a paper towel she decided to do some sightseeing. She had been to Caltech before but her visits had been very brief and usually just to borrow a cup of a debilitating disease, she chuckled to herself slightly.

After inadvertently entering a never ending maze of corridors, she found a vending machine. Sliding a dollar into the slot she pressed the button and a bottle of water bounced down.

Ahhh.

The cold water had a delicious effect on her dry throat. She took a step forward and stared at a poster, sipping some more water she read:

The Department of Physics invites you to relive the past! Dress up as your favourite (deceased) scientist and join us to celebrate their contributions to science!

(Geologists need not attend).

Wondering whether she would go she took out her phone and clicked a quick picture of the poster. There was no harm in knowing the details.

Just as she spun on her heel to return to her lab a person ran straight into her, throwing her phone and water bottle to the ground and nearly knocking her over too.

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Today! Today I will begin the initiation sequence for my death ray. Wolowitz and Koothrappali won't know what's hit them! Yes, yes, I'll make sure they realise who they're messing with and—

Hey!

He watched slightly befuddled as a short, bespectacled woman dropped her belongings and took hasty steps backwards.

His jaw clenched.

"Could it be possible for you to look where you're going!" his voice deeper than normal, "I'm dealing with enough without having strangers crashing into me!"

The woman in front of him looked confused, straightening her glasses on the bridge of her nose and brushing off her clothes, she looked straight up at him.

"I believe it was you who ran into me," she bent down to pick up her phone and water bottle, "Considering you were the one walking and I was just reading the poster, stationary might I add, basic logic suggests you should look where you're walking,"

Sheldon pursed his lips, "Nuh uh,"

Amy smiled a smug smile, "It seems you are unable to refute my arguments, with that being the case I will leave you to scoop up what's left of your vocabulary,"

Sheldon's jaw dropped, who was this person?!

"Now just a second little lady," he tapped her shoulder as soon as she pivoted to leave, "If I recall correctly, which of course I do, I have an eidetic memory, you spun into the middle of the hallway as I approached you," he crossed his arms condescendingly, "I believe it was you who crossed my path,"

Amy furrowed her eyebrows behind her glasses, boy was he persistent.

"Regardless, Mr...?" she beckoned.

His nose rose as if by instinct, "Dr Cooper, Ms...?(!)"

"Dr Fowler," she looked down at her phone, "Dr Cooper given that neither of us will be settling I have a proposal,"

Sheldon thought that finding out she also had a PhD could possibly mean she was smarter than he originally thought, so he decided to entertain her.

"And what would that be?"

Amy turned her phone for him to see,"Given that clearly I was the most inconvenienced with this encounter," he saw various cracks along the edge of the screen, "I believe you owe me,"

Sheldon narrowed his eyes,"Hardly,"

Amy looked at him with an exhausted look.

"I'd like you to direct me to the Department of Neurobiology," she watched as he visibly shuddered.

"Ugh, a biologist," he snorted.

Amy took little offence, "And am I wrong in assuming you're a physicist?"

He uncrossed his arms,"Correct,"

The woman in front of him pivoted, her back now to him, "Huh, cute,"

Sheldon's eyebrows slowly rose to his hairline, "If by cute you wish to communicate your astonishment at being in the presence of such an accomplished scientist in the science of all sciences, then yes, I agree, cute,"

She started walking down the hall and he followed, an amused laugh exiting her lips, "No Dr Cooper, you're mistaken," she slowed down slightly until he was walking next to her, "I mean cute as in its nice you can add some numbers, I on the other hand am paving the way to understanding the interactions in your brain to not only do that, but to do everything,"

Sheldon's hands balled up into tight fists, "Add some numbers?! Need I remind you that the greatest scientists who ever existed were physicists and those who weren't merely laboured under the watchful eye of mother physics," he watched her as she gave him a stony look, "Plus it's not like biology is that great anyway, it's all about yucky squishy things,"

Amy laughed, "And are those remarks coming from a biologist or a physicist?"

He huffed, "I'm a physicist, I already told you, you should really work on your listening skills,"

She ignored him, "So are they considered biased?"

He looked as if was about to say something but no words came out, reminiscent to a fish out of water. Why was she so logical?

Amy shook her head, "Physicists,"

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The rest of the journey was carried out in silence and as soon as Amy recognised the door to her lab, she stopped.

"This is my lab," looking him in the eyes, she saw a blue she hadn't seen before, "I'd like to thank you for bringing me here but since it was your duty I think I will just leave social niceties out of this,"

Sheldon watched her, boy how she infuriated him! Her pale skin, her rosy lips, her eyes that looked like the green waters of an exotic ocean...

He snapped out of the trance as if cold water had just been thrown at him. What was that?

Now eager to leave, Sheldon responded "Unnecessary chit chat I don't need to or want to hear, good day Dr Fowler," he nodded politely.

The coldness returned, "Good day, Dr Cooper,"

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