Forewords: I had originally intended this writing to be in second person, this was before I read the rules and before I had the conviction to commit my inner fantasy to digital paper. Instead I propose you read this story as if it were one of your memories.
Chapter 5: Delivery
I awoke to the flicker of Bluebell's forked tongue on the underside of my chin. She had wrapped herself once protectively around my right arm and had moved her head onto my chest while we were all asleep, listening to my breath and heart beat as her tongue fluttered on my jaw. I looked around and saw that all the other girls had shifted as well, the exceptions being Amy and my sister who were, at the moment, absent. Jess' hand had grasped my crotch, and she was lightly fondling me in her fatigue as she whispered various inaudible, yet doubtlessly smutty, stupor induced lecheries… From the looks of it, while we slept, Bluebell had forced Jess' head most of the way off of my chest; the sight of which caused me to chuckle internally as I thought, 'still fighting over me… even in their sleep…" I shook my head in mock-disapproval and turned my attention to the other girls: Onyx had clambered down from Holly's back and situated herself in-between my legs, curling into a soft and fluffy looking ball at my knees. Holly had placed her head in-between my shins just below Onyx, and was sleeping soundly on her side. Celest had gone through the trouble of repositioning herself to where she was leaning her upper body across the bed, her draconic head breathing hot air onto the hand of the arm that was surrounded by Bluebell.
I put my chin to my chest and lightly kissed Bluebell's head between her eyes, as I thanked Arceus for my good fortune… My heart nearly leapt out of my chest as her beautiful, deep, piercing azure eyes fluttered open and locked onto mine with a steadfast gaze. I shed a tear of joy and she quickly lapped it up with her nimble tongue, "I… I thought I lost you…" I told her psionicly so to not disturb the others as I drew her closer to me, my eyes shedding infrequent yet burning tears of jubilation and assuagement.
"It's going to take a lot more than that to tear me from your side…" She responded with a glimmer of passion in her eyes as she pressed her scaly lips to mine, her forked ribbon lapping at my closed lips with an amorous zeal.
I parted my lips and closed my eyes as a wave of enraptured infatuation radiated out from our interweaving tongues. I carefully slid my arm out from under Jess, who merely rolled away with a lewd, giggly mumble as I wrapped myself around my serpentine fiancé, pulling her onto my bare chest and stomach. She positioned her long blue fangs on either side of my neck and lay her head on my chest, her warm breath caressing the underside of my chin. "Arceus I love you… I've seen you grow from mere decimeters long into the powerful, and beautiful, serpantess that I see before me. I've seen you grow and change, loving you more and more after each and every passing day…" I said as I stroked the smooth scales on her back.
This time it was Bluebell who shed a tear, "I know you can't understand me," she said in dreamy ignorance, "but forgive me, because what I have to say can't be conveyed with my mind… You said you've seen me grow… But… you forget, I was watching you too… In the four years that I've known you, that I've been alive; I've seen you grow from a foolhardy, stubborn, horny, rude, and ignorant teenager into one hell of a strong and handsome man… I've seen you at your best and your worst… Don't get me wrong; you're still foolhardy, stubborn, and defiantly horny but… you've become quite the gentleman… The river of time has ground down the rough edges of your soul to almost nothing… I… I couldn't imagine spending my life with anyone else…"
"Me either… There's nobody in this world-no in all of creation, who can surpass your beauty in my eye… Nobody who could ever garner more of my favor than that which you have already conquered… And certainly nobody I would rather grow old with then the picture of grace and perfection which I see before me… I meant what I said Bluebell… Every word… I will never stop loving you…" I said, causing her heart to tremble and her eyes to weep with joy. I softly wiped away her warm tears, "yes lover… I can understand you…" I paused and sighed, shedding a tear of my own as I remembered how near I was to loosing her… "Your soul is a beautiful thing Bluebell… I beg you, beseech you, implore you to continue gracing this world with its presence, even though it isn't worthy of such splendor." She licked my chin and I lowered my head, our tongues mingling reassuringly in response to my plea. I cradled the base of her head in one hand as I stroked her strong back with the other, caressing her smooth shimmering scales gently as we lost ourselves in each other's passion. She moaned sweetly and ground herself into my crotch, the juices from her aroused reptilian slit quickly soaking through the sea-foam green hospital slacks that I was wearing; thoroughly coating my shaft in her musk. She continued to grind herself against me, hissing softly in pleasure as we moaned and groaned into our kiss.
She felt my heart beating faster under her jaw and couldn't take it anymore; braking from our kiss as she raised her head to looked around and make sure that everyone was still soundly asleep. Celest had shifted some, but other than that everyone was still breathing slowly and steadily in a profoundly deep sleep. She turned her great and beautiful head towards me once more, her dazzling sapphire eyes and soul full of such a profound, hungry love that I couldn't help but smile and unravel the very fiber of my being in order to mingle my soul with hers. She slipped her tail under the waistband of my pants, pulling them down at a torturously slow pace with a provocative gleam in her eyes, stopping at about my mid thigh so to not disturb Onyx. Her tail's warm scales suddenly wrapped my length in their smooth embrace as she began to lightly rub up and down my shaft. She giggled with joy, relief, and pleasure as I moaned in response to her new technique. She tightened her tail's grasp on my cock and began to stroke faster as I bit back my cries of ecstasy. She was starting to develop a nice rhythm and my hands flew back and grabbed the metal headboard of the hospital bed, grasping the aluminum pipe tightly as I grew nearer to my climax. She tightened her tail once more and stroked downwards powerfully, her tight grip making my seed shoot out violently. I a loud moan escaped my lips but Bluebell smothered it with a kiss before I woke anyone.
"Naughty naughty lover. You almost spoiled our fun, it would be much harder to concentrate on making love to you if I had five other lascivious females chomping at the bit to have you next…" She said quietly with a mocking smile and a sigh. "Oh dear, it looks like you've broken the bed too," she said looking at my hands. In my passion my climactic grip had crushed the flimsy aluminum pipes that I had been holding onto. "I guess I'll just have to punish you… Later… But now… Now I want your seed, and more importantly you, inside of me," she said with a devious loving smile.
"Oh baby, I'll behave I promise," I said, returning her erotic smile as I felt my thick love laden blood rush to my cock once more. She felt my hardening shaft and rubbed her face lovingly against mine as I kissed her magnificent scales. She raised her head once more and lifted her tail with a giggle, exhaling steamily as she lowered herself onto my lance; her sopping wet serpentine sheath avariciously sucking me in all the way to the hilt. I sighed in pleasure and threw head back and my arms around Bluebell's powerful body; my tongue guiding my own pleasure laden breaths as Bluebell began rocking, sliding, and tightening me into an oblivion of intoxicating pleasure. Her natural born skill and instincts became blatantly obvious as she quickly recalled, targeted, and struck her and my pleasure centers; whilst she fought to stifle back her wails of ecstasy. The drenched corrugated walls of her pussy caressing my cock with all her expertise and love, shattering my inhibition and reasoning as I focused all my attention and infatuation upon the benevolent pleasure she was bestowing me with. Making love to Bluebell felt like the universe was aligning, like everything was falling into place as my shaft moved inwards and outwards of her intoxicating slit. I felt our hearts begin to synchronize and beat as one… I felt the fires of our unconquerable souls combining, blazing higher and higher as our rapture transcended the boundaries of sentient, even celestial contemplation… The world seemed to stop, nothing else mattered but the intimacy we shared and the love we made… I couldn't hold my self back any longer and I submitted myself, soul and all, to my reptilian lover.
"This is where they are no-something's wrong. Her heart rate is spiking!" I absentmindedly heard Nurse Joy say from outside the room. She threw open the door and I saw my sister and Amy behind her out of the corner of my eye, their faces all deep scarlet, their bodies frozen in place.
Bluebell and I roared in ecstasy as we reached our climax, "YES LOVER YES, FILL MY WOMB WITH YOUR SEED!" Bluebell shouted upon feeling my warm seed filling her hungry pussy. She wailed once more in a blessed euphoria, falling on top of me limply… I cried out in pain as one of her fangs stabbed into my shoulder, the sight of my blood snapping Nurse Joy out of her daze and into action as she quickly began cleaning, suturing, and bandaging my wound. Needless to say, at this point everybody was awake and Nurse Joy was busy scolding me about not warning them before they had entered. And then about crushing the headboard when she noticed it (although from the sound of things, this wasn't the first broken headboard she'd seen).
"NO FAIR MASTER," Jess said grabbing everyone's attention as I was promising to pay for the headboard. "You could've woken me up… I could've he-"
"Jess, NO!" Bluebell and I said, cutting her off. Luckily Nurse Joy took this the way we had wanted her to, not questioning further.
Amy walked up and smacked the back of Jess' head once more, shooting her the telepathic message, "ixnay on the aremhay upidstay…" Which made me smack my forehead and cringe… She was still psionicly linked to my sister… Who knew how to speak pig Latin… Amy realized her own folly to late as I felt an army of questions marching into her mind from my sister. Somehow, by some stroke of luck or Arceus (probably both), Nurse Joy either ignored or didn't notice any of this.
I noticed Jess staring at my junk and pulled up my pants. Just in time for my sister to walk over… From the look on her face I'd say that she had finished her mental debate with Amy, had the full story, and either wanted to talk about this elsewhere or didn't really give too many fucks. "I didn't know you had it in you bro," she said to my un-ending relief.
I laughed and told her "You are awesome" telepathically. She gave me a wink and I grasped it's meaning: 'Zero fucks given bro'.
Bluebell snorted and said, "Please sis, if you hadn't shown up we'd have made love at least five more times." She slipped her tongue into my mouth and slid her bladed tail into my pants once more, not far enough to expose anything, yet just enough to send a message.
"Make Love?" Jess said with a scoff, "That's such a stupid phra-"
"You're wrong." I said cutting her off, "Making love is so much more than just sex… When I make love to Bluebell, everything fades away… There is no me, no her, there is only us and the love we share… Making love is the combination of two lovers, two heartbeats, two souls which strengthens the bond between the individuals and creates a deeper and truer love than can be expressed in mere words." I finished, allowing a bit of fire and vitriol to entwine with my speech. Everyone had fallen silent and I found that even my sister and Nurse Joy were staring at me with a dreamy, melted look in their eyes. I could tell that my words had caressed their hearts in the way that I had intended. But Jess… Jess seemed to shrink in stature with every word…
Nurse Joy finished what she had been doing, I had been too preoccupied with kissing my fiancé to notice exactly what, but she finished and practically ripped Bluebell from my arms to examine her. Some careful prodding, listening, testing, and writing later and Bluebell was given a clean bill of health; much to the relief of everyone in the room.
I jumped out of the bed, my feet mostly healed, and asked, "Nurse Joy, is Bluebell allowed to leave, or does she need to stay here still?"
"Why do you ask," she asked curiously.
I rotated my shoulder, working the stitching and admiring Nurse Joy's work, "Oh, I just need to replenish my supplies… Bastard Suicune ate my berries and f-ed up my bag… This city has a Pokèmart right? I was a bit too frantic to notice on my way in, and it's been years since I was last here."
"Yes, we have a Pokèmart, just head straight out of the Pokèmon Center and you can't miss it. Plus you're in luck on the berries and the bag, a farmer's market and a bazaar is in town today… But I recommend that Bluebell stays put, she may be healthy but she still needs her rest." Nurse Joy said judiciously.
"Alright…" I said beginning to stretch the rest of my stiff joints, "Get some rest dear, I'll be back. I'm gonna go change real quick… Oh, who's coming with," Jess opened her beak but before she could say anything I added, "To the market, not to get changed," making everyone, including Jess, laugh; and exclusively Jess blush.
"Gees, I was just going to say that I had to use the bathroom," she said getting up. "Not all of my needs involve you ya know." I couldn't help but stare at her ass and bite my lower lip as she strutted out of the room seductively. This time it was my head that Amy smacked and I turned around blushing and rubbing my head with a goofy smile.
"Hey sis, can you toss me change of clothes? What's left of my pack is right by you," I asked while still stretching.
"Uuh, yeah sure," she said throwing me a set of clothing. "You sure that you're good to be walking on your own bro?"
"Yeah, I'll be fine… My feet are a bit sore so I'm'a have to take things slowly, and I'm a bit backed up from four days of doing nothing, so I might be a while in the bathroom."
"TMI bro," my sister responded shaking her head.
I chuckled and continued, "Get some sleep wont you girls? Sis that goes for you too sis… You can sleep in the bed if you want, I'm sure Bluebell would appreciate the company. I'm just going to grab my wallet and sandals when I get back from the bathroom so I can head straight to the market… and Jess'll probably come with me… Knowing her she's probably waiting in the lobby for me."
Bluebell spoke up, just as my sister was sinking into a chair, "Umm, sis… Would you please sleep next to me?".
"Hmm? Why Bluebell?" she asked inquisitively.
"Well," Bluebell said with a blush, "It would make me feel better having you sleep by me while your brother is out… and we're going to be sisters anyways right? So…"
"Awww, Bluebell… You are just soooooooo cute." My sister said smooshing her cheeks, "Of course I'll sleep next to you… Just so long as my brother didn't make a mess…"
Bluebell was about to respond but I interjected as I walked out of the door, "Oh, I did… But Bluebell cleaned every last drop," laughing manically as I walked away causing Bluebell to blush and my sister to start fake dry-heaving.
I had to walk slowly, the soles of my feet still raw from running atop my piercing bridge of ice. A bit of pain was nothing if it meant saving Bluebell though… The bathroom wasn't too far at the very least, and I push open the door hobbling in. After one look in the mirror I regretted not bringing my shaving supplies, my face covered in a scraggy, unsightly beard. I frowned and sighed, not much I could do about it now. My stomach grumbled and I quickly made my way to the stalls, knocking on each one as all the doors seemed to be closed.
"Occupado pal," shot out of the first stall in an oddly familiar sounding voice, but the others were all empty so I chose one at random, locked it, took off my hospital pants (because I was just going to change anyways), and prayed to Arceus that I didn't shit out my skeleton.
A minute or two later and I was finished, but as I stood up and flushed, the seal my ass was making with the toilet seat broke, releasing the stank that it was holding back. I grabbed my nose, waved my hand and apologized out loud, "Oh Arceus, I am so sorry if anyone has to smell that," laughing softly as I did so. I pulled on my underwear and exited the stall only to come face to face with Jess.
"Hello master, wanna have some fu-SWEET MOTHER ARCEUS THAT'S WRETCHED!" She cried grabbing her beak and gagging, making me laugh till I fell over holding my sides. I used my psi to clear the air, still laughing my ass off on the floor as she struggled to hold down her lunch.
When the air was decontaminated once more, and when I finally stopped laughing, Jess spoke up. "Sweet Arceus master, what the hell did you eat?"
"Four days laying in a hospital bed will do that to a man," I responded with a laught as I washed my hands.
"Well then I'm glad I'm not a man," she said plainly.
"Yeah, you and me both," I said with a wink, biting my bottom lip as I noticed her nude form. I couldn't help but say "damn" under my breath as she swung her gorgeous body my way. I sill loved Bluebell, no amount of beauty could change that, but I still had to admit that Jess had a better body.
I finished washing my hands and turned to face her. She locked one leg around my thigh, placed one hand on my shoulder, and the other hand on the underside of the bulge in my underwear; stroking me softly. I looked around, remembering that we were still in a restroom, "Are you sure about this Jess? I mean someone could just wal-"
"Already taken care of, I was the one in the first stall and when I heard you lock the door I put up an 'out of order' sign and locked us in… We're all alone," she reassured be before nibbling on my neck and slipping off my underwear, giggling as my cock poked her leg. She grasped my shaft and squeezed making me close my eyes and lean back my head in pleasure, reaching my hands around to clasp her ass and pull her onto me.
Jess had other plans… She pushed away, turned around, bent over, and used one of her hands to spread her lower lips wide, looking over her shoulder and beckoning me with a finger. I cracked my neck and smiled, rubbing my hands together as I took a step forward. I smacked my hands onto her hips and she giggled, biting her tongue. I tortured her with my tip, rubbing it lightly around the edges of her spread eagle pussy, making her weakly whimper for more as her gorgeous blue and yellow eyes swelled with longing; her juice already dripping onto the ground. I pushed forward and slowly inserted my tip into her tight, wet slit, rocking from side to side for a moment to tease her before ever so slowly pushing my full length inside of her, making her giggle and moan with ecstasy. She grabbed the counter with her free hand and humped back on my girth hungrily. I smacked her ass and she cried out in pleasure, prompting me to start to pull back at a tortuously slow pace. She huffed and whimpered for me to go faster but I decided to punish her and finish my slow withdraw from her sheath. I reached the base of my head and plunged myself in once more, faster this time and with a slow rock in my hips that drove her crazy. I reached full penetration once more, increasing my speed and rock again as I pulled out, making her squeal with delight. I smirked and smacked her ass once more, speeding up to a normal pace: hilting every two or three seconds. Jess was forced to grab onto the counter with both hands as she allowed herself to be ravished by pleasure. Her head bobbed lazily with every thrust I made as I picked up the pace once more, an enraptured smile on her flushed face. I rocked my hips the opposite direction suddenly, taking her by surprise and heightening her pleasure by an unfathomable amount as she screamed in jubilation. I smacked her ass and decided to finish her, I pulled out to the tip once more and made a mighty downward thrust as I rocked my hips from side to side, grinding the back of my tip on her ridged walls the entire way. She shrieked and cackled with pleasure as she reached orgasm, tightening herself around my length. I pulled out carefully, seeing my opportunity, and with one great thrust penetrated her über-tight pussy, which assaulted my lance from all sides with pure ecstatic nirvana. I reached my full length and she screamed in orgasm once more, her flowing juices shot past my cock and blasted my crotch, massaging my length the entire way as I grunted and unleashed my cum into her vice-tight cunt, pulling out with a very loud pop as she panted and struggled to stand.
I stood strong, my head thrown back as if in victory. I looked down with a smile and saw that I was standing in a puddle of Jess' orgasm, making me smile broader. "This your first time cumming twice in a row wasn't it?" I asked with a smirk as I used my psi to clean the floor.
She was still panting too hard and struggling to stand so all she could manage was a nod and a weak "mmhmmm," making me laugh softly as I began to wipe myself clean with a towel that Jess had been smart enough to bring… But I stopped as Jess finally managed to regain her footing.
With an evil smile I swept up from behind her with the towel; rubbing her crotch, grasping her breast, and nibbling her neck. "Oh my, you've made quite the mess of yourself haven't you Jess," I whispered in her ear as she moaned, leaning her head back, "We can't let Nurse Joy or my sister see you like this now can we? Looks like I'm just going to have to clean you up." The towel quickly became saturated with her juices, making it easier to pleasure her with as I moved it up and down her tight, sensitive slit. I massaged her breast and lightly pinched her nipple, putting my neck over her shoulder. I focused the wet towel, circling and rubbing her clit slowly and sensuously as she bit down on my exposed neck in response, making my eyes roll back into my head and my hand squeeze her tit. She bit and sucked on my neck as I rubbed her inhibition to pieces with the towel. She cried out and splashed her orgasm on the floor as I pinched her clit, sending a wave of pleasure and fatigue throughout her system, causing her to collapse in my arms. I placed her on the counter and rung out the towel with my psi before meticulously cleaning both of us and the floor and throwing on my clothes. She woke up slowly as I stroked her hair, listening to her heart… She was right… there was just something magical about hearing another beings heart beating…
"That… Was… Sweet Arceus, there aren't any words to describe it!" She said as she straightened her feathers, hiding herself once more as I sat down on the counter. As I examined the hickey she gave me with a mixture of pride and contempt. Luckily the collar on my shirt just managed to cover it up and I hopped on the counter, swinging my feat as I waited for her to finish straightening herself. She sat down on top of me, straddling my lap as she said, "So where to now? We could always find Nurse Joy and have ourselves a good old-fashioned three-way."
"Calm down Jess," I said with a chuckle as I rubbed her ass, "remember, Nurse Joy can't know about our little harem."
She pouted, retorting, "You're no fun… It was clear that Nurse Joy wanted you, so why can't you just tell her?"
"For her to accept this we would need two things: One, a miracle… but with my luck I'd say that we have that one taken care of… Two, Bluebell-"
"What? Why do we need Bluebell?" she said cutting me off.
"Bluebell is my Fiancé, if Nurse Joy would ever accept the fact of my harem, then Bluebell would have to explain that she endorses it or else everything would fall apart…" I sighed and Jess nodded with understanding. "Alright," I said with a quick peck on Jess' beak, "Les grab my sandals and my wallet and hit the market before it closes. We need more berries, potions, food, a new bag…" I said hopping up.
Jess unlocked the door and snatched her 'out of order' sign… I cringed internally when I saw it. It looked like a five year old had scribbled 'out of order' on the back of a restaurant placemat. Nobody would've bought it had they seen it, nobody lucid and or sane anyways. I forced a smile and she obliviously tossed it into the nearest trashcan for good measure.
We headed back to the room and were just about to enter the door when I heard moaning from inside. We both stopped dead, turning to face each other with a mutual look of bewildered curiosity. I slowly opened the door and saw my sister grinding herself into Amy, Jess grabbed my mouth before I could say anything and I thanked Arceus that they, unlike me, had the decency (and or sense of shame) to fuck under the blanket. Jess waved her hand as Amy noticed us and blushed heavily, grabbing my sister's shoulders to keep her from looking over. I smiled and shook my head reassuringly, although there was NO way that Jess or I were ever going to let her live this one down. I silently snagged my wallet and sandals with my telekinesis and carefully shut the door. Jess was about to knock to fuck with them but I pulled her away from the door.
When we finally made our way outside it was just getting dark, but from what Nurse Joy said, many of the stalls would be open all night. Jess wove her fingers into mine and grabbed my elbow with her other hand. "Sooooooo," she said, not able to help herself any further, "Has your sister always been a lesbian?"
I sighed, "No… Bi-sexual, and yes always… Sixteen years old and has more pussy under her belt than I do," I smiled and added with a snort of laughter, "well, than I did anyways."
I squeezed her hand and she giggled, "Well, where to first?"
I checked the list that I had written on the back of my hand, "Let's see here…. Ah, berries: we need Sitrus, Aspear, Rawst, and Leppa Berries… Shouldn't be too hard to- Ah, there," I said pointing to a farmer who was selling practically everything, pulling Jess over until he pulled an Enigma Berry out and showed it to a customer making us change course rapidly. It took about four times as long to gather the berries we needed from stalls that didn't sell Enigma Berries, but I didn't want to take any chances after so nearly loosing my life.
"UUUUUUUUGGGG, That took forever…" Jess groaned, rolling her shoulders. "What's next?"
"Hmmm, Hiking boots and running shoes." I said, walking towards the apparel shops. I tried on a few pairs of boots and eventually settled on a sturdy pair of waterproof boots which were still flexible enough to run in, even using extreme speed. The face of the merchant was freakin' priceless when I bolted, he thought I wasn't coming back for sure and was shocked that a human was able to use Pokèmon-like abilities. I returned and paid the bewildered man, thanking him for his excellent craftsmanship, citing the fact that most boots would've violently self-destructed upon such abuse.
I turned and saw that Jess was eyeing a piece of jewelry a couple stalls over. I walked up from the side and asked the merchant how much, adding in two identical rings. It was pricey but well worth it for the joy I saw on Jess' face as she put on the necklace. The silver and sapphire work of art elegantly contrasted with Jess' red and yellow feathers and brought out the blue in her eyes. I pocketed my rings after examining their simple golden frames, solid gold for sure: I could tell by the weight… With an expertly inlayed zigzagging line of five or six small diamonds. They were simple, yes, but dazzling nonetheless.
"Alright Jess, all we need now is a new bag and then we can hit the Pokèmart," I said picking up our box of berries.
"Hmmm… What about this one," she said holding up a sturdy looking small bag.
I walked over to examine it and shook my head, "No, too small… It would never fit everything, hell it would barely fit all of our berries. Again it took about half an hour to find a bag that was not only just the right size, but sturdy enough to bear the abuse of being owned by me and supportive enough not to injure me in the process. In the end I decided on a sturdy mid-sized brown and black leather hiker's pack that had slightly more space than my original pack and distributed the weight nicely; not putting too much strain on my back or shoulders, even with a full load, while still having plenty of pockets and open space for storing and sorting everything I would need to bring with me.
"Thanks," I said paying the merchant. "Alright Jess, lets head to the Pokèmart and pick up some food and…" I paused looking around as we began to walk, "And… a new shipment of luxury balls."
"What's with the secrecy," she asked.
"They are super rare… And a hot item, I have to special order them, but the clerks can't promise that they will stay in stock if I don't get there fast enough. Plenty of trainers are willing to spend their life savings to get just one or two, turning your average neighborhood Pokèmart into an impromptu auction house… So please keep quiet," I said cautiously.
She nodded and we unconsciously picked up our pace towards the Pokèmart. We rounded the side and the front of the building came into view, the fact that there wasn't an angry mob of people fighting each other to enter the store was a very good sign. I sighed in relief as I entered the building, there were only two people inside: one, a man in a the green uniform of a delivery man, was loitering by the counter, probably on break. The other was a young trainer and was busy browsing trail food, having trouble deciding which kind to purchase. And neither of them looked ecstatic enough to have bought any luxury balls.
I decided not to take any chances and went over to the clerk immediately, sliding my cash and order note his way. I noticed a strange gleam in the eye of the delivery man as he eyed my order… 'Maybe he was the one who delivered it…' I thought as he looked away with a smile.
The clerk grinned and pulled a small crate out from under the counter, about the size of a shoe box, making the delivery man look over his shoulder with a vested interest; it was clear that he had delivered the crate and was chomping at the bit to see what was inside. I ignored him, smiling as the clerk handed me a screwdriver. I pried open the lid, slowly so to not damage the lid, and smiled in satisfaction; inside were about fifty luxury balls all carefully packed in a nest of brown fibers. The delivery man did a double take so violently that his cap fell off, he had been carrying about 50,000 Pokèdollars worth of one of the rarest and most sought after Pokèball varieties ever. This many, in pristine condition, would easily fetch nearly ten times their retail value at a private auction, and nearly one-hundred times as much on the black market (which is constantly plagued by cheep imitations, making the genuine article even more sought after).
He shook his head and picked up his hat, grabbing my arm lightly as I was about to put the lid back on, "Kid.. Uh, Sir…" he said, a semi-frantic look entering his eyes. "Please, Please, could I just… Take ten of those off your hands, I I I… I'll give you-"
"No," I said flatly, cutting him off. Suicune had smashed about seventy-five empty luxury balls to spite me. I would never buy so many at once otherwise, they aren't cheep and I had to pay extra for rush delivery.
"Come on man, just hear me out at least… This job doesn't pay to well anymore and I could really use the cash that those ten would bring… I, uhhh… Ah ha! I can give you this, I was supposed to deliver it a year ago, but the guy never showed…" he said pulling out an ancient looking key with a slightly faded looking plaque reading, 'Harbor Inn Membership Card' in elegant lettering burned into the wood.
"Uhhhhhh, what is this and why would I give ten… youknowwhats for it?" I asked with the raise of an eyebrow.
"It's a membership card and key that can get you in to the Harbor Inn here in Canalave," he said smugly. "It's super exclusive and has an amazing view of the ocean."
I looked to the clerk for conformation and he nodded, "I also heard that the bed softer than an Altaria's feathers, and the sound of the ocean will rock you into a sleep so deep that it's out of this world."
"You don't say… Alright, Jess what do you think?" I asked, turning towards her.
"Hmmm… Well, we were looking for somewhere to stay, Bluebell gets out of the hospital today so we can't stay there again…"
"Yeah, you're right… Plus it would be rude to impose upon Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny, soooo… Wait, how big is the bed?" I asked eagerly.
"I'm pretty sure it's a king sized bed, plenty of room for you and your Pokèmon." He said, practically sealing the deal.
"Alright, I'm practically sold.. Just need to know one last thing. Where are you going to sell them… I need to know." I asked coldly.
He blushed and scratched the back of his head, "Honestly… I wasn't thinking that far ahead…"
"Riiiiiiiiiiiight," I said with a sigh and a shake of my head. I scribbled a phone number down on a piece of paper and pulled ten luxury balls out of the crate, making sure the other customer wasn't looking. "Call this number and tell them you found a set of ten pristine luxury balls. They run a small auction house; can't remember where but I'm sure they'll tell you. If you play your cards right you could easily make ten times retail value… Private collectors go nuts over these things."
"Uhhh, yeah ok… Just one final question," he said handing me the key, "Where in the name of Arceus did you order these from?"
"That I cannot tell you. All you need to know is that they only sell them to me because they know I won't try and hawk them at a higher price. So you can NEVER tell anyone where you got them… EVER. Understand me? Else I will have to beg forgiveness to my supplier and pray to Arceus that he/she will still sell to me." I said with a glare.
"Yeah man fine, I won't tell no one," he said shaking my hand.
"Bye," I called throwing up a hand as I walked out of the store. "Well Jess, lets go get the others and get settled at the inn. After that, I think I'm'a take Bluebell and thank Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny…" I stopped, having forgotten an important detail. "Ah crap, I forgot the food… You go on ahead, I'll catch up…" I said turning around. I thought for a moment and added, with a smirk, "And don't start teasing my sister or Amy till I get back," making Jess laugh as she continued towards the Pokèmon Center.
I opened the doors of the Pokèmart once more and the delivery man was gone, along with the other customer. The clerk was either asleep or deep in thought, but I didn't much care which one. I grabbed a basket and started grabbing my usual things: A bag or two of trail mix, dried fruit, beef-jerky, plenty of Pokèsnacks, a bar of hiker's soap, water distillation tabs, ramen noodles, dried soup, and a bit of candy (because I'm weak). I stopped on my way to the counter when I noticed a box of extra-strength condoms… After a fierce mental debate, which ended in a tie (as most of them do), I shrugged and added it to the basket, 'why the fuck not?'
The clerk was asleep and I softly woke him up so not to scare him into pulling his forty-five out from under the counter. I paid the man… Again… and headed back to the Pokèmon Center. I grumbled as I looked at my wallet, today had nearly cleaned me out… Definitely worth it, definitely necessary, but still… I spent nearly a half-a-million Pokèdollars today which was at least five weeks worth of traveling, battling, and cracking skulls.
I made my way to Bluebell's room and slowly opened the door. To my delight, Amy and my sister were standing with their backs to the door, fending off Jess' questions. I swept up from behind and put my arms around each of their necks, leaning over so my head was at the same level as theirs. "So, did you girls have fun while I was gone?" I asked in an ironically sensuous voice, playfully nibbling on Amy's ear.
"Wha… What's that supposed to mean!?" My sister said franticly as Amy moaned softly.
"Oh not much… It's just that I couldn't help but notice that you and Amy were playing rather roughly when I came back to the room to snag a couple things," I replied with a chuckle.
"Oh…" was all my sister could manage as she turned a brighter red than Jess' feathers, making me and Jess laugh hysterically.
"Don't worry sis, I perfectly understand wanting to bang a beautiful woman like Amy, I just didn't expect you to be so forward about it."
She let out a growl of rage and stamped her foot, "Well, at least I had the sense of decency to bang under a blanket!"
"Ah, but it wasn't decency… It was a sense of shame," I retorted, sharing my honest opinion (however flawed it may be).
"NO, IT WAS DE-"
"You felt the need to hide your act of passion from the world, if that isn't shame then I don't know what is."
"Are you trying to say that you want to see me fuck someone?!"
"No, not at all… You are my sister and that would not be an enjoyable experience."
"WELL THEN, where is your sense of shame bro?"
"Making love to a beautiful woman is not a shameful act, especially when said woman is my fiancé. I can't, as a matter of fact, think of anything more holy than the willful combining of souls, the merging of desires, the creation of new life and new love… I have no need to cover a such a spiritual act, no need to hide the beacon of my love from the world… No need… For shame…" I said with closed eyes and an open heart.
"Wow bro, when did you become such a romantic?" my sister asked, shocked by my conviction and passion.
"Hmmm, lets see here… I guess being millimeters, and milliseconds, away from death twice in a twenty-four hour time span will do that to a man," I said as nonchalantly as possible. "Plus," I added as my sister and I both noticed Amy's hand gripping my crotch, "It drives beautiful women insane."
Just at that moment, Nurse Joy walked through the door, I saw her reflection in the windowpane, she was staring directly at my ass, biting her lower lip on one side. I straightened myself and she shook her head, locking eyes with me in the windowpane. I winked and she turned scarlet, hiding her face behind her ever-present clipboard.
I turned and faced her, "Oh, Nurse Joy," I said effortlessly feigning surprise. "To what do we owe the pleasure of your company," I asked with a warm smile.
"I was just checking to make sure that you found somewhere to spend the night," she said from behind her thin shield.
"Yeah," I said looking over my shoulder at Jess, "and you're not gonna believe where." I tossed her the membership card and her jaw dropped.
"Th… this… wh… where on… ho-where did you… how… who… wh-" she stammered in disbelief. She took a deep breath and continued, "How in the name of Arceus did you manage to procure a membership card to the Harbor Inn?"
"I traded a delivery man for it, he said that he had been charged to deliver it a year ago but the client never showed." I said plainly.
"And what on earth did you give him?!" she asked astutely.
"Ten mint condition luxury balls," I said with a beaming smile, making Nurse Joy seemingly choke on air.
"Where the hell did you get those?" she asked in disbelief.
I decided to just completely break her mind, pulling the crate out from my new bag. "From here," I said, opening the lid and revealing forty more gleaming black luxury balls.
She dropped her clipboard, and her jaw. She gingerly picked one of the shrunken black pearls from its nest and turned it over slowly, "I'm not even going to ask where you got them, but where do you plan on selling them?"
"Selling them? No no no, I use them," I said making my sister laugh and Nurse Joy almost drop both the membership card and the luxury ball.
She quickly handed both of them back to me and stammered, "use.. you use… USE?!"
"Exclusively," I said with an overly dopy smile, "In my opinion, they are the only pokèball ever to be worthy of holding a Pokèmon."
She paused and thought for a moment, "No wonder you're able to acquire so many of them, most people just sell them to private collectors who don't even transfer Pokèmon into them… They just sit on a trophy shelf unused and forgotten."
"Exactly, my supplier feels the same way, he/she detests the fact that people just waste a perfectly good, no, supremely good pokèball, and is willing to ship me up to one-hundred at a time straight off the production line." I said, tossing her the one she had so gingerly held moments earlier, "Keep it, as a thank you for putting up with me, my insanity, my Pokèmon, and my crazy sex drive."
"I… I don't know what to say," she said cradling the pokèball in her hands.
"Just promise me that you, A: won't sell it; and B: will actually use it." I said with a chuckle.
"Of course, I'll transfer Chansey over to it as soon as I can," she said picking up her clipboard.
"I'm sure she'll appreciate it," I said. "Alright, we should get settled at the inn." I didn't bother to wake the sleeping girls, calling them back to their pokèballs with the tap of a few buttons on my watch. Bluebell, on the other hand, I grabbed in my arms and made for the door, with Jess and Amy in toe. "Oh by the way sis, you're more than welcome to stay with us. I'd hate to send you home without so much as a good night's sleep."
"Ya know what bro," she said stretching, "I think I'll take you up on that offer, it's been too long since I've slept in an actual bed." I turned and continued to walk, reaching the door before my sister stopped me, "you have no idea where you're going do you?"
"No… not a clue," I responded with a smile and a bit of blush.
"It's right behind the Pokèmon Center," Nurse Joy interjected. "Before either of you leave Canalave, you'll come and visit right?"
"Of course," I said warmly.
"No worries," my sister said reassuringly.
And with that, we all made our way out of and around the Pokèmon Center towards the Harbor Inn.
