Author's Note: I know it took a long time for this episode. It's mainly because I took a hiatus from writing and started working more on drawing, as well as going though very hard depression, but it's finally here.
The Wacky, Looney New Adventures Episode 3
The Devil's Little Ed
By CartoonEdsBoy2009
One day, the Eds were looking around in Ed's yard, to find if there were any quarters children have left at the house over the years.
"I tell you, boys. I didn't think we would sink this low. I mean, searching for four leaf clovers were hard enough, but it will take years to find a stinkin' quarter!" Eddy said in anger as he was pulling out Ed's grass, desperate to find money.
"Eddy, control yourself, please." Double D said as he was searching much more comely, "Oh, my, Ed your yard looks quite nice, today."
Ed was diving under the ground, to find quarters and he then popped his head out of the ground and said, "I am looking for cash!" He then put his tongue out and Double D gasped as there were caterpillars and worms on Ed's tongue.
Double D was disgusted as Eddy was cracking up. Double D then stood up, and put his hands on his hips and scolded Ed. "Ed, you let those innocent creatures out of your mouth right now!"
Ed then did as Double D said and he then spit them all out, and onto Double D. Double D was then screaming, "Oh, dear! Shower! I need a shower!" He then ran off.
Ed laughed and said, "Wow, Eddy, I thought Double D liked bugs."
Eddy then kicked Ed in the behind and said, "You just had to get him started, didn't you, Ed?"
"Ed then was silent, smiling and he said, "Um, get who started, Eddy?"
Eddy then started turning red in the face from anger and he then grabbed Ed by the neck and said, while strangling him, "You've been ruining everything! I almost got jawbreakers twice last week, but then you just had to start your Easter Bunny crud! And look where we're at now, Ed? We're going nowhere on getting money or jawbreakers and it's all your stupid fault, you idiot!"
Ed then smiled and said, "Easter Bunny, Ed loves Easter!"
"No!" Eddy interupted him, covering his mouth. "We had a whole episode about that now if you even bring it up, I will make sure there will be no more chickens in the world."
Eddy then screamed and then punched Eddy and said with an angry look, "What have you done with Eddy, you chicken hater!"
Eddy then started laughing and his eyes got red. Ed then gasped as he was stepping back. He knew Eddy was mad, but this was something he had never seen from Eddy even as mad as he had been. Ed then screamed.
Eddy then grew horns like the devil and then blew fire, setting Ed's pants on fire. Ed screamed and said, "I'm sorry demon of the Underworld, please give me my friend Eddy back!"
Eddy just continued laughing evil as next thing Ed knew he got hit with water and he woke up screaming in his bed and Double D and Eddy were standing next to the bed and Eddy said, "Jeez, Lumpy. Having a nightmare about what Jib did with that bunny a few days ago.
Ed then started crying and hid under the bed and said, "I'm sorry, Eddy! Don't take my soul and use my body to feed the hungry creatures of the Underworld!"
Eddy then just rolled his eyes and looked at Double D and said, "He needs to stop hanging out with that Ted guy. He's a bad influence on him."
"You're the bad one! You have taken over Eddy's body and are here to kill and eat all of us!" Ed shouted from under the bed, shaking in fear.
Double D then put his hand out to Ed's bed and said, "Ed, my dear friend, please come out and tells us what the problem is."
"We don't have time for this freakin' idiocy." Eddy said with his hands on his hips.
Ed then grabbed Double D's hand and then came out from under the bed, slowly in tears. "Eddy got mad at me Double D. He turned into scary devel and blew fire at Ed!" Ed continued sobbing.
Double D looked concerned as Eddy just raised an eyebrow. He then said, "That's cool, Ed, but we gotta get going. We're looking for cash in your front yard today. It's our latest way to get cash now, since we're out of business.
Ed then gasped as he then remembered that's what they were doing in his dream just before Eddy changed. He then screamed.
Eddy just crossed his arms and he then just smiled and said, "Jawbreakers, Ed..."
Ed then instantly forgot his dream and smiled and shouted, "Jawbreakers!" He then started hopping and ran out of his house.
"That's the spirit, Lumpy." Eddy said with a smile.
Double D rolled his eyes and said, "Oh, my, why do I get a feeling something bad is going to happen today?"
Eddy then grabbed him and said, "Because you worry too much, sockhead. Now c'mon!"
A few minutes later, the Eds were in Ed's front yard, looking for some quarters. Eddy was already getting frustrated as he was tearing grass from the ground. "Is one stinkin' quarter too much to ask!"
"Eddy, will you please get a hold of yourself and patiently look." Double D said as he was looking very comely.
Ed then popped out of the grass, where Double D was searching and he opened his mouth and a bunch of four leaf clovers came out. "I feel lucky, haha," Ed said with a laugh.
Eddy then gasped with a smile as he saw all the clovers. He then ran to Ed and Double D and said, "Guys, Let's forget this! With this kind of luck, we can get back to scamming!"
Double D gasped, surprised and said, "Scamming? Are you sure, Eddy?"
Eddy then stuffed some clovers in Double D's hat and said, "Luck! We got luck now, Double D. With luck like this, we'll be able to scam and end up with ten jawbreakers!"
Double D let the clovers fall out of his hat, annoyed and said, "Eddy, I'm sure a few clovers are not going to increase our luck for getting jawbreakers."
Eddy then threw him into the ground and said, "What do you know?!" He then stuffed the clovers in his pocket and said, "C'mon, Ed. Let's get to some scamming!"
Ed then gave a big smile and started jumping, in joy. "Scamming! I love scamming! Oh, wait... what's a scam?"
Eddy then grabbed him by the neck and said, "C'mon, stupid!"
