Lisa: it's been a long time since I did this one…so here goes nothing

Disclaimer- I do not own anything from Yu-Gi-Oh or Chobits

Chobits- Yu-Gi-Oh! Style

It was a cram school day as Ryou walked the whole way there.

As he got there he sat at his desk and slumped his head to the desk waiting for everyone else to turn up.

Ryou felt a pat on his back as his head lifted up to see the face of someone he knew.

The guys name was Joey Wheeler who had blonde hair and brown eyes. Joey stood there and said "morning Ryou…dude you look like you were hit by a bus!"

Ryou didn't look amused as he put his face back into the desk and spoke "can it, Joey. Let me suffer in peace."

"What's wrong Ryou? You feeling ok? You look like your going to puke" Joey said as he took his bag off his back and put it on the desk as Ryou's face was still in the desk "oh, no, I'm fine. I only feel like an angel who was sitting on cloud nine, playing my harp without a car in the world, when all of a sudden, my wings were ripped off, sending me plummeting down to hell and the sulphurous abyss of pure misery."

"Had rough night huh" Joey said as he sat down next to Ryou who had lifted his head up a bit.

The teacher walked in and spoke "if everyone will please take their seats" as she said that as everyone took their seats.

"Oh Miss Valentine!" Ryou said his head up looking at the teacher.

She was called Mai Valentine and she had long blonde hair and purple eyes.

"Now did you all finish your book reports?" Mai said as one of the students said "they're not book reports they're essays…this is a cram school"

"Humour me" Mai said with a smile "it's always been my dream to be an elementary school teacher."

"Isn't Miss Valentine great?" Ryou said as Joey replied to the question with another question "you think so?"

"Are you kidding Joey she's hot" Ryou said looking at Joey as he saw Joey's face had changed "what's with Joey" Ryou thought to himself as Joey leaned over and spoke nearly like a whisper to Ryou "so, you going to tell me about your fall from heaven to hell then?"

"Oh right" Ryou said in a whisper to Joey as Mai noticed "Ryou, Joey! Do I have to send you two to the principal's office?"

"Come over after class and we'll talk about it then" Ryou said in a whisper as he looked forward as Joey nodded and replied "sure thing"

After cram school was over Joey walked home with Ryou to Ryou's place and as they were walking Ryou had told Joey what had happened "you found a persocom in the trash?" Joey said looking shocked as Ryou nodded his head as Joey once again spoke "dude, that's awesome!"

"That's the thing it's not awesome" ryou said looking at Joey as they got to Ryou's flat door as he got his keys and put them in the lock "anyway come see for yourself" Ryou said as he opened the door.

When they opened the door they saw Yugi laying on his front in one of Ryou's shirts "whoa" Joey said looking at the small boy persocom as Joey noticed that the shirt was very baggy on the boy.

Yugi was reading a magazine as he looked up at the two boys and looked confused as to who Joey was.

"Ryou Bakura! Congratulations on getting laid…by a boy" Joey said slapping Ryou on the back, as Ryou did not look amused by what Joey just said

"YOU IDIOT! THAT'S THE PERSOCOM!" Ryou said looking at Joey looking pissed.

"Oh I see" Joey said as he went and sat in front of Yugi who was now sitting up as Joey put his bag to the floor "not afraid to score with a persocom then Ryou" he said with a cheeky smirk as he looked pissed "he sure is a cute model" Joey continued to speak "what are you so pissed about?"

"Yugi" Yugi said slightly tilting his head in confusion as Joey looked at him "I think he's broken…Yugi's the only thing that he can say" Ryou said as he finally sat down "I tried plugging him in, but it said there was no data." Ryou said with a sigh as he once again spoke "I guess I need to buy an operating system or something…she was free, but I still have to throw down cash" Ryou said as his head went down.

"No OS you say?" Joey said looking confused "no way"

"Look I don't get it either, but I distinctly remember it saying no data" Ryou said looking at Joey who was looking at Yugi…who was just looking confused not understanding what was going on.

"That's weird, he shouldn't be able to move without an OS" Joey said looking at Ryou who now was the one looking confused as Yugi just sat there "Really is it That important" Ryou said as Joey nodded "yep without an OS, a persocom is just an oversized doll."

"You don't say…you know lots about computer shit right?" Ryou said as Joey once again nodded "do you think maybe you can help me figure out what's wrong with him?" Ryou asked

"Hmmmm. Mind if I play around with him a little bit?" Joey asked, as Ryou looked confused and concerned "p… play around what do you…" as Ryou was about to say 'mean' Joey had lifted up the shirt that Yugi was wearing revealing his chest "very nice" Joey said as Ryou just looked shocked "now let's find out where you came from then" Joey said as he looked around the area as Ryou freaked.

"No marks here…this must not be a PCN model then…no luck" Joey said putting the shirt down and lifted up Yugi's legs as Ryou freaked even more "YOU PERVERT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?!" Ryou said as he tried to pull Joey away as Joey replied "if I remember correctly, NAC tags their units down here…so I'm just checking…take a chill pill Ryou" Joey looked "not here, either." He put Yugi's legs back down who just looked confused as to what was going on.

"You have to chill Ryou, I'm just looking for his serial number…are you sure your going to be able to handle him Ryou?" Joey said with a smile as Ryou looked annoyed "what are you talking about Joey?! He's just a machine, of course I can handle him" Ryou said as he folded his arms as Yugi was on his feet and was bent over and looked up to see what Joey was looking up their for "Yugi?" he said as he looked not understanding what was up their.

"That's strange, I can't identify the manufacturer. Let me get my laptop out and he will be able to help" Joey said as he got his bag and zip it open it up "hey Mokuba its time to come out"

As Joey said that a small pocket sized persocom that looked like a boy came out of the bag "oh man! So that's a laptop…their so tiny" Ryou said looking at the small persocom who was now sitting on top of the bag as Joey spoke "yeah they are really handy…he's perfectly portable and since he's so small so you could just put him in the pocket…so you don't have to buy a extra seat on a train like you do with the bigger kinds of persocoms"

As the small persocom called Mokuba sat their Joey went and pulled something out from his head like a lead "is his data port in his hair?" Joey asked as Ryou nodded "yeah it is"

"Can you open it for me?" Joey asked as Ryou did what Joey said "sorry about this Yugi. We'll just need to get your lead…it will just take a second" Ryou said as Yugi sat there as Ryou pulled the lead out of his hair as Yugi said "Yugi" with a smile on his face.

"You named him Yugi then?" Joey asked as Ryou nodded "well…I had to call him something and Yugi was all he says"

Joey joined the lead to his laptop "okay Mokuba, lets run a class-one diagnostic, see if you can find her manufacture model number and processor power…okay" Joey said as the small persocom Mokuba nodded and went into a trance like state.

All of a sudden Mokuba went limp as stream came from him as Joey freaked "WHAT THE HELL! YOUR PERSOCOM JUST KILL MY LAPTOP!!"

"What…he's dead?" Ryou said looking at the small laptop as Joey was in tears "and I've just got done upgrading him! His processor was more powerful than most PCS! How could this of happened" Joey said looking at ryou "that's no ordinary persocom. It's unregistered! It shouldn't even exist!"

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryou said looking at Joey who was looking right back at him as Yugi sat on his knees wondering what was going on.