Its not everyday a canon comes flying into the Baratie. Even living in the ocean where pirates roam this was unusual. Really, who would want to mess with a bunch of crazy cooks who knew how to use kitchen knifes in more ways then one? Apparently, from what Sanji heard, a little kid did it, around the age of seventeen, but he claims it was an accident. Now how does one 'accidentally' shoot a canon? May god only know...

Zeff was talking to the boy right now. Of course, Sanji couldn't miss out on this. The blonde sat outside of the room where the two were, listening closely to their conversation. Apparently the kid was flat out broke. That almost made Sanji burst out laughing. How did he get a canon if he has no belly? Pops suggested that the onyx eyed kid work here for about a year, but as the blonde suspected, the kid quickly refused. He can only work here for one week. Pfft, one week? Thats not even a little close to get the money for the repairs! Sanji couldn't take it anymore, he started to giggle softly. He quickly covered his mouth with his two hands.

His left ear twitched. He was picking up a creaking noise followed by a thumping sound. The sound stopped by the door. Slowly, the blonde turned his head towards the noise. There, Zeff stood, with a very annoyed look. Another thumping sound started and it didn't take long for Sanji to realize it was his heart.

"Would you like to join us Sanji?" Zeff gave him a very deadly glare. Sanji knew that look. It was that one look where if you refuse, you'll slowly suffer in a very humiliating way. Sanji got off his feet slowly, extending his legs. He lit a cigarette and the followed Zeff into his room. There, Sanji got a better look at the small kid. He had jet black hair and a really bad pokerface. A little curved scar ran under his left eye. He wore a red vest with yellow buttons and some blue shorts rolled up at the knees.

"Hello," Sanji said in a bitter voice as he took another look at the onyx eyed kid. The kid didn't reply, he just looked over Sanji's head. The blonde followed the small kid's eyes. Nothing out of the ordinary was above him. He took a little quick glance backwards, nothing there either. That's when Sanji realized something. He forgot to put his chef hat on...

"So cool! He has little fox ears!" The kid's eyes lit up with amusement and excitement. Before Sanji could even react, the boy was jumping all over him, poking and tugging on his ears with as much amusement as a little toddler finding a worm.

"Ow, ow, ow OW!" Sanji gritted his teeth in pain. On instinct he grabbed the boy off his ears and threw him on to the ground. The kid didn't even seemed fazed by that, he just stood up and started to admire Sanji's ears again.

"Wow, did you eat a devil fruit or are you like this hybrid thingy!" A warm smile came from the boy. Sanji couldn't help but feel the need to grin now.

"No, I didn't..." Sanji caught himself. Was it really safe to tell someone he had just met about his strange characteristics? For some reason, he felt secure to tell the kid but at the same time thought it was a bad idea.

"I mean, ya, I ate the... um ... the fox-fox fruit..." Hopefully there was such a thing in this crazy world.

Zeff gave him an awkward look then shrugged. Where did he go wrong raising this kid? Sanji gave a scowl soon after at the old geezer like he was reading the chef's mind.

"Wow! Your just like me!" shouted the kid. He then slid his fingers inside of his mouth and pulled. The side of his mouth stretched. Sanji winced at the sight.

"I ate the Gum-Gum Fruit! I'm a rubber man!" Luffy shouted with pride as Sanji sighed.

"Ya ya thats great, now excuse me, I have to go down and do work," The blonde started to leave the room but was soon interrupted by the devil fruit user.

"Do you have a fox tail or something too? That goes along with your ears!" Much hope filled the kid's eyes. Sanji sighed.

"Umm, yeah," Too late, he should have said no, now he has to show this kid his tails too! Gosh, this was a bad day for Sanji. furthermore, three tails pushed their way outside of his pants. The kid gasped in amazement. He started to hop around on his feet shouting cool. Sanji found this as an opportunity to leave. He then again, started for the door, giving Zeff on last look. The old man was smirking.

Before Sanji went back downstairs, he stopped by his room and grabbed his chef hat. He wasn't going to make the same mistake again. He promptly placed the hat on his head and tucked his tails back into his pants. He hated doing this, it was uncomfortable for him. Just imagine stiff fur rubbing against you all day. Thats what it felt like. Finally, Sanji headed down the stairs and into the kitchen.


Soup is what caused this problem or more like a bug. A customer got mad at him because there was a bug in his soup. Apparently, out of thin air, the bug magically was in the soup. Strange, Sanji was the one who made that soup and brought it out. There was no bug in the soup then... Back to the customer though, he was smirking when he said "why is there a bug in my soup," that made Sanji hypothesize that this man was pulling off something dirty. Though, being the smarty pants he is, he replied,

"I really don't know, maybe he's taking a swim?" The man's date laughed which made Sanji's heart flutter. He softly laughed under his breath too. Though saying that line was the last straw for the customer. He quickly flipped the table in rage, causing the other customers to gasp. Sanji took a step back and ducked as the man through a punch at him. The blonde was glad he dodged when he did. The man wore iron knuckles which could have made an ugly black bruise on Sanji's face.

As Sanji shifted to his side to dodge another blow, he saw a broken plate. Soup was spilled all over the tiled floor. He stopped right by the soup and placed two fingers into the soup. The man, not losing his guard, stopped trying to bash Sanji's face in, and watched with curiosity. Two pale fingers rose towards a nose. The nose sniffed. Bacteria has already infected the liquid. A scowl formed on Sanji's face.

"Destroying a table and now wasting perfectly good food. What kind of man are you?" Sanji looked at the man with a killer stare and bared teeth. The man winced at the two large fangs but soon regained his courage to speak.

"I'm marine captain Fullbody. I can and will shut this place down!" Sanji had enough of this big talker. He launched his leg up and brought it down on the captain's head with full force. The marine fell to the floor. The date of the boasting marine stared with wide eyes at the fallen man. Really, everyone was staring wide eyed at the sight, with their mouths open in shock, except for one man who wore a very big and wide grin.

"This guy is gonna join my crew, Shishishishi."


The drabbles will start once Sanji joins the crew :P So wait for that for its coming up soon. Also you may noticed this isn't exactly like the anime/manga. This is because I'm too lazy to actually look back and figure out what actually happens so deal with it. :P