(Disclaimer: This head canon was brought to you by an anon prompt.)
Regina: Concentrate on your anger.
Snow: It's not right.
Charming: It won't work.
Emma: There's got to be another way.
Regina [rolls her eyes]: All right... there may be something else we can try.
[Everybody looks at her expectantly]
Regina: Are you sure you want your parents here for this?
[Emma frowns]
Regina: Just asking.
[Regina steps behind Emma]
Regina: Concentrate on the fire wood.
[Regina steps closer]
Regina: Concentrate...
[Closer]
Emma: ...
[Closer]
Regina: Concentrate...
[Closer]
Emma [starts sweating]: ...
[Regina moans lustfully into Emma's ear]
[A pillar of fire shoots from the ground where the fire wood had been laid out; everybody takes a step back, except for Regina. As Emma bumps into her, the fire pillar turns a bright red, then dies down as Emma jumps away from Regina.]
Emma: ...
Regina [smirks]: Looks like one of us needs to get laid... and the other one just might want to.
[Eyesex commences]
Snow: Is it too late to talk about this anger-thing?
