"Bye-bye!" Momiji waved from Mori's car, discreetly winking at Honey, who was dressed in his clothes.

"Bye M-Honey!" Honey called back, giggling inwardly. When they were a mere speck in the distance, Momiji sat back in the fine leather interior of Mori's blue Bentley.

"Mitsukuni, how was your trip?" Mori inquired from the front seat, his strong hands set firmly on the steering wheel. Mitsukuni... So that's Honey's real name, huh? Momiji thought to himself.

"Great!" Momiji raised his voice to imitate Honey. Mori adjusted the rear-view mirror so that he was looking straight into Momiji's eyes. He had to force himself to look calmly back at him.

"You're not Mitsukuni," Mori said simply. "Where is he?"

"How did you notice so quickly? Geeze! I thought it'd take you at least until tomorrow! I-"

"Where is Mitsukuni?" He demanded, his voice cold.

"H-Honey? He's back at the house! We switched places and then… Yeah" Momiji finished awkwardly. Mori sighed.

"I'd expect Mitsukuni to play this sort of prank. Alright, I had better turn around and get him."

"No! Please, please, please don't, mister! At least not for a week? I really want to see this 'Ouran Academy' Honey told me so much about!" Mori sighed once more, thinking of his Mitsukuni and what he would want. After all, Mori felt as if his existence was meant purely to look over Mitsukuni and make him happy.

"Fine, but I get to call him and make sure this is what he wants, alright?"

"Yayyyy! That's fine, I'm sure Honey would be happy to talk to you!" Momiji practically shouted. Mori, his face remaining solemn, nodded.

"So," Momiji spoke after several minutes dragged by in uncomfortable silence. "Why do you care so much about Honey, anyhow? Is he, like, your boyfriend or something?"

"Mitsukuni is my cousin!" Mori said quickly, trying very hard to resist the temptation of stopping the car in the middle of the road and attacking Momiji.

"Reallllllly?" Momiji inquired, apparently not sensing Mori's destructive vibe.

"Yes, really, now please let me drive in peace." Mori asked.

"Alright, but remember, I know two guys named Yuki and Kyo that are homosexual just like you, and would probably have huge crushes on you if you met them!"

"Peace!" Mori demanded sharply, and Momiji fell silent for the rest of the car ride.

Back at Ouran Academy, Tamaki was pacing nervously back and forth in front of the door.

"Oh, Haruhi! I just know sending Honey to that awful, public place was a bad idea! Just you watch, he'll come back and sweet little innocent Honey we all know and love will be gone! And in his place there will be an evil Honey who eats unicorns and spits on babies; all because he was corrupted by that vile, public place!" Tamaki ranted to Haruhi, who was only half-awake.

"Tamaki-Sempai, for the tenth time, if he said that he'll be fine then he'll be fine," Haruhi mumbled, her eyes closed.

"You're wrong, and I'll prove it! The Honey that walks through those doors will not be the same person who walked out this morning!" Tamaki declared. In a strange sense, he was right: the boy that would walk through those doors any minute would, in fact, most definitely not be the same boy that had walked out.

"Tamaki-Sempai, please, just sit down and stop this ridiculous worrying. I-"Haruhi was interrupted by the door swinging open and hitting Tamaki, who was still pacing, in the face.

"Wow! It's sooo beautiful!" Momiji confirmed, strutting through the door with Mori in tow. "I mean, uh" (he quickly changed to his Honey voice), "Just as I remember it!"

"Honey Sempai!" Tamaki sprang up from the floor and enveloped Momiji in a hug.

"Wow, you people sure are affectionate," Momiji muttered into Tamaki's coat. "It's Tamaki, right?"

"Of course, who else would it be?" Tamaki laughed happily.

"The boogey-man?" Momiji joked, skipping off to what he had been told was his room. "I'm going to bed now goodnight!" Mori groaned and followed him dutifully.

"Uh, goodnight Honey-Sempai." Haruhi called after him, but he had already disappeared into the great Ouran Academy.

"Hey, Momiji, are you feeling sick or something?" Kyo leaned back against the oak wall behind him.

"No, why?" Honey said perhaps a bit too quickly.

"Well, for one ya haven't teased Yuki and me about that stupid lie Shigure told that kid earlier. And ya haven't asked Tohru if ya can sleep with her tonight!"

"O-oh… Well, I actually have been feeling a little queasy." Honey clutched his stomach and moaned. "Careful, I might throw up on you if you get too close!" Kyo leapt to his feet and inched away.

"If you do that I'll beat ya back to an inch of life!" Kyo promised, running out the door and calling out various threats and insults as he fled. Kyo, although he had never told anyone, was terrified of getting vomited on after Shigure had done so to him when he was young.

"Bye-bye, Kyo!" Honey leaned back in his chair. "Being Momiji is kinda fun! I have all these nice people around me, and no one cares if I get cavities! But I do wonder how Momiji is doing in my place…I sure hope the twins aren't planning anything awful for him!"

Chapter Four