NOTICE ME, SENPAI! by JamJackEvo

Prereq: Escape

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He woke her up from her deep slumber. It's like Snow White!
Except, you know, Snow White is a mountain-sized monster and Prince Charming is a thief trying to flee from her, but that's just details.

Let me input some details, then.

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Ziz had awoken from her slumber.

Finally, after thousands of years of sleep, with the only thing keeping her company were her dreams, which were tolerable companions at best and killer of moods at worst. Now that she was free of them, at least until she needed to return to sleep for another thousand years, she could go out and find her purpose in life.

The tiny humans and animal-humans seem to think her without a soul, but they were taking it all wrong. Sure she leveled a whole city with a swipe of her wing, but there was a hard-to-reach itch on her belly and having wings for arms (how she envied those humans for that alone) didn't help. It was only later, once the death toll had reached 4 zeroes that she thought of using her beak.

And sure she screamed with such earth-shattering shrills that another ten thousand died from having their eardrums explode, but that was only because she flew too low and stubbed her foot on a mountain. It hurt. A lot. Could you blame her for screaming and crying?

Oh, and due to that aforementioned stub, she lost balance and rolled on the ground, flattening two cities in the process, adding up the pancake... erm, body count to another 5000, but come on, at least it wasn't 10!

But she digressed.

Now that she was up, she could venture out again and repent for all that she had done. She felt lucky that she had to hibernate for a millennium because that gave the human and animal-human population to regrow their numbers. And maybe they'd forget all her mishaps and mayhem? Sure, they might talk about it through the generations, but she could easily wave it off as more than one storyteller embellishing and exaggerating to juicy up the events.

Anyway, she opened up her eyes...

And got fed with Dust bullets. The blue kind, and she was allergic to the blue kind.

She coughed, swiping her wing to her face, unknowingly starting up a tornado that blew away a certain Gamer's pursuers, who were also the eye-pokers. This tornado continued on its course towards the northern islands of Vacuo, going from sea to land and kickstarting the mother of all sandstorms, thereby killing 1,098 people, with 500 or so still missing.

Ziz blinked, happy to get rid of that abominable stuff before it could hurt her red eyes. Then she looked around, feeling anger course through her as she tried to look for the... the... meanie who threw Dust at her and-

She stopped. She looked. She dropped her jaw.

White wings, white body, white everything, flying with such majesticism (not an actual word; she didn't care) that it almost looked like he was gliding through the air. He wasn't even flapping his wings! He must teach her that, just so she can safely say she can consciously prevent human genocide.

She tried to get his attention, but he didn't look her way.

So cooooool!

Okay, Ziz, you need to make a good first impression. Time to put Levi-chan's lessons into action!

She stood tall and proud, almost as if she were touching the sky itself. With her wings spread out (causing twin giant gales going in separate directions, causing massive damages in the neighboring kingdoms), she called for him in the most affectionate way as Leviathan instructed with words that would surely make him swoon, capturing his heart as he did with hers.

"NOTICE ME, SENPAI!"

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Jaune flew even faster.

Ziz just screamed at him. Totally not a good sign. It must be planning to pursue him, then kill him. Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!

Why must his Luck be like this?