Ohmigodsohmigodsohmigods! I am sooooooo sorry for not updating! I know it's only two days, but seriously! I left you at a friggin cliffie! How rude is that?! I decided to make this chapter extra-long for you wonderful people who keep reading this. Thank you!

Also, bigbigbigbigbig thanks to Kindness to Everyone and thing for following and faving! Cake to you! [iii]

Disclaimer: I AM BOTCH HARTMAN! *explodes*

Me: *holding smoking rocket launcher* Man, I'm sure glad I got this new bazooka. Works like a charm! I own nothing but this superly cool and awesome bazooka!

ONTO THE SHOW!

Dan was confused. Wasn't Vlad shorter than he was? Now they stood about eye to eye.

"What is going on?"

The question was posed by Vlad, who seemed deep in thought. He didn't appear aware that he had expressed his confusion out loud, but Dan was wondering the same thing. He was getting smaller for crying out loud! Either that, or the world was growing. He shuddered as a strange tingling sensation ran throughout his body, and the world got a bit bigger. Dan smirked. If this kept up, he could have some fun with this. He just didn't want to look too pathetic while he did it.

Another tingling shudder, and he was now the size of his frustrating younger self. He concentrated, and took the form of said younger self. "Hey, cheesehead?" asked Dan, in a mock innocent tone, "Can I have cookies?"

Vlad looked up at the familiar voice and saw his 'arch-nemesis' taunting him from the air. His astounded look betrayed all. "How did you get in here? Why are you here? What do you think I did this time?"

Dan hummed as he thought up a lie that would probably send Vlad over the edge. "Well, let's start with what I'm doing here. Your vultures. How did you recruit them?"

And done!

My chapters weren't that long to begin with, so...

Help! I need ideas! I know this was to prevent Writer's Block, but I need ideas on how to drive Dan from Sanity. Dan's been doing most of the driving, so he need to be knocked down a level or two.

Please review! I'd love to hear your input. I just heard a song that would totally work for this occasion! It's to the tune of 'I'm the Map' from Dora the Explorer. I hate it, but it's stuck in my head and I have no choice but to relay it to you awesome people. Ahem.

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I hate that song, but it totally works. DOWN WITH THE MCSPLORA!

Fear my Fuzz,

Bear out.