Romana went back in her mind.

Still senseless, she was remembering her time with the Doctor. She was battling Daleks, wandering through E-Space and talking to her friend K9. She found herself thinking of the Doctor's face. Oh how she missed him. His blue eyes, twinkling mischievously. His long scarf, wrapped around his neck. His beautiful brown curly hair.

"Oh, Doctor, I miss you so much. I never did tell you how much I loved you..."

"Well you just did Romana." Romana sat up, bumping her head into the Doctor's.

"Ouch! Romana! I thought you loved me!"

"What? Oh? But I was knocked out, senseless!"

"You were. But then you opened your eyes and started talking to yourself." Romana attempted to sit up again, but ended up bashing their heads together again.

"Ouch! Stop that, please!" The Fourth helped Romana up. "Well must dash! People to see, things to do!" He turned and entered his TARDIS. Romana let out a cry of disappointment, and charged in. However the Doctor was still in the doorway. For the third time, they bashed heads.

"Ouch! Only joking!" The Doctor flashed a wide grin, which no-one or no-thing could be angry with. Romana grabbed him in a hug.

"Don't do that to me EVER again!" She grabbed his head and hugged it like she would never let go.

"I'm suffoca—mmph."

"Oops. Sorry."

Romana let go.

The Fourth Doctor smiled thankfully.

"So, Romana, how come you're back here?"

"One of your later companions – Rose Tyler, her name was – knocked me unconscious with K9, reopened the void between a parallel universe and this one and flew through it in a Dalek ship to find one of your regenerations."

"Oh."

The Doctor looked slightly confused at this, but said nothing.

"And then she released poison gas, and—oh no, Doctor!" Romana said in panic. "Your next regeneration said it might be infectious!"

"You seem to be seeing a lot of me these days," said the Doctor, not looking obviously scared but moving ever so slightly away from the Time Lady. "Infectious, you say?"

"Your celery turned purple and wilted!" cried Romana.

"My… celery?"

"Your celery!"

"I wasn't aware I had any celery," said the Doctor, checking his pockets in interest. Romana sighed, eyes downcast.

"The problem is, Doctor, that I could be spreading this substance unwittingly. You could be… I don't want you to die!"

"Well I am mistaken. Obviously, gas cannot be infectious! AND you haven't gone a funny colour, you are not coughing and you don't look ill at all!"

"Oh. Then your next regeneration must be a bit of an idiot."

"Yes. And so are you for believing him!" A large wind whipped up, and the Doctor's scarf was blown into Romana's face, knocking her over. Her head cracked against K9 and she was knocked senseless AGAIN. Rose woke up and crawled over. She began to try and steal Romana's hair to replace her own. The Doctor was not all too pleased, and he kicked her in her shiny bald head. She got up and charged at the Doctor, stealing his hat. She then dashed off. The Doctor tied his scarf in a running noose, and neatly lassoed his hat back. Unfortunately, the noose also caught Rose's nose. She was pulled backwards and landed with a thump. The Doctor revived Romana.

"Uh, wot 'appened?" she asked him.

"Err, Rose hit you with this cricket bat!"

"Oh did she now?" Romana took the bat, and started smashing Rose over the head with it. Rose tried to escape, but she ran into a tree. This had the fortunate effect of breaking Rose's nose. Rose then spontaneously combusted, but unfortunately fell into a lake, which had the effect of extinguishing the flames. Out of the lake appeared a Rutan.

The Rutan looked rather annoyed about being rudely awoken by a burning Rose (even though it didn't have a face on which to express this emotion), so it electrocuted the perpetrator of this horrible crime, the ultimate Sil.

The ultimate Sil screamed in pain and self-destructed. The Rutan realised the terrible mistake it had made and electrocuted Rose instead.

The Doctor and Romana cheered as Rose fell to the floor, wreathed in chains of glowing electricity.

Then she got up again, and rain began to fall as if it were weeping for the fates of all those who would see the monstrosity they called… Rose Tyler.

"Oh, goodness!" cried Romana, clinging on to the Fourth Doctor for dear life. Yet another TARDIS appeared.

"Oh not again, Doctor! Why do you keep coming?" she said to the Fourth accusingly.

"Well it's not my fault! It's my fault! Oh dear." Romana gazed into his deep blue eyes as he ran a hand through his brown curls in frustration.

"Ah hello me," the Third said as he stepped out of his Police Box shaped TARDIS. His frilly white shirt and his cape may have looked odd, but not on the Doctor. Well this one anyway. The seventh would have looked stupid in them.

"Come on Sarah Jane," the Doctor said, and Sarah stepped out of the TARDIS.

"Hello Sarah," the Doctor said brightly to her.

"Who are you?" she asked him, surprised this handsome young man knew her name.

"I am the Doctor, Sarah Jane," the Third said.

"Indeed I am, Sarah," the Fourth said.

"I'm confused," said Sarah.

"I'm not," said Romana. She turned to Sarah. "Well you see, the Doc--"

"Time to press on, lots to do!" said the Third. Unfortunately, Rose was blocking his path. She made a lunge for Sarah, recognising her, though she was younger here. Sarah neatly dodged and kicked Rose to the floor. The Fourth sighed.

"Can I help me throw this thing in the lake?"

"You most certainly may not throw Sarah in the lake!" said the Third indignantly.

"I think we've got a bit of a communication problem, me," said the Fourth Doctor. "I was not referring to Sarah Jane Smith, I was referring to this horrible thing here." He pointed vaguely in the direction Rose had previously been in.

"I don't see any horrible thing there," said the Third, "just a pretty blonde girl. Do I know her?"

"I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT KNOW THAT THING! How in the name of Rassilon is it pretty, and are you entirely sure it is a girl?"

The Fourth Doctor looked disgustedly at where Rose had been.

Romana looked back sadly at him.

"Romana!? Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry; it seems I've made a terrible mistake! I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to that thing that nearly killed you earlier!"

The poor Fourth had gone as red as a jelly baby, and he was stumbling over his words quite badly. Romana, feeling a bit guilty, gave him a large comforting hug, whereupon the Doctor went even more red.

"You know, Romana, where IS the thing?" he said quickly, extricating himself from her arms; that could wait until later, he thought happily. There was no way he was going to give Romana up again, not ever.

"I don't know. It must have gone while you were meeting yourself, Doctor," Romana said in contemplation.

"But that was only a few seconds ago!" said the Third Doctor, alarmed. "Where can it have gone in such a short time?"

"It can't have gone far, wherever it is," said the Fourth Doctor calmly. "One thing to look out for, though; it releases poison gas. Romana was the first to know of this, and she's still recovering."

Romana was about to contradict this pronouncement when she realised a much more useful plan of action.

"Now that you mention it, I do feel a little worse for wear. I'm sure I'll be fine soon, though," she said loudly, inwardly grinning. "Shall we go?"

Before the Doctors had time to say otherwise, Romana strode forward, faltered in her bold steps, and with a small groan collapsed gracefully backwards so that the Fourth Doctor had to catch her.

"Oh, Romana," sighed the Doctor. "What are we going to do?"

Romana had plenty of ideas, but she wasn't entirely sure they were quite what the Doctor had had in mind with that question. She opened her eyes and gazed into his blue eyes. Then she realised she'd done that just a bit too much. She smiled up at him in a seemingly dazed way, noting with the pleasure the concern in his eyes.

"Ouch!" The Doctor had strained a muscle while trying to support her. He let go of her and she fell the last few inches backwards to the floor. The hurt in her eyes-- there she goes again. Sarah walked over and helped Romana up, while the Fourth nursed his injured tricep. Rose wandered back into view, with her blonde hair blowing out behind her.

"What? How? Where did you get that hair?" the Fourth asked, obviously in some shock. Rose spotted them, and backed off fearfully. She dashed off at unrivaled speed. The Third beckoned to Romana.

"Allow me to walk with the pretty young girl this time, me," the Third said to him. Sarah looked away, tears brimming in her dark eyes at the Doctor's betrayal. The Fourth took her hand to cheer her up, but Romana saw this, upset by the Doctors betrayal. This became a bit of a problem, as they were a love square, with three people. This both Sarah and Romana realised at the same time, and realising that the Doctor's were both the Doctor, so they got very confused and forgot about being upset. In fact they forgot what they were doing completely. The sight of Rose dashing into the distance reminded them. The Third stopped.

"We'll never catch her now. We'll wait, she'll come back."

"Oh now that's comforting!" said Sarah sarcastically. The Fourth put a comforting arm around her, and Romana hid her face in the Third's cloak. They began to meander slowly back to their TARDISes. They sat in a quiet secluded glade, and the Fourth vanished into the TARDIS and brought out a picnic hamper, which he always seemed to have for particularly special occasions, and what could be more special than spending time with yourself and two beautiful women, he thought. However, peaceful it may have been to start with, but noises could be heard a short distance away. Sarah was the first to spot Rose skulking in the trees. However, she was trailing two people, who seemed unaware of their presence, but as they came closer it was apparent they were very alert.

"What do ye think it is?" said a thick Scottish accent.

"I don't know Jamie, but when I say "run", we run, okay?" Rose was now coming closer to them every seconds.

"Run!"

They ran through the trees, and ran into the glade, bumping into the Doctor. The Doctor got up, and helped the Doctor up. Romana sighed.

"Too many Doctors, already!" Rose hid behind a tree, and eyed Jamie's kilt interestedly. She was just about to make a move to steal it when she heard another TARDIS arrive and dashed off.

"Romana? Romana are you there?" Romana started, surprised.

"You've come back, Doctor!" she said to the Second, Third and Fourth.

"Which me?" they chorused.

"The Fifth!" With that introduction he strolled into view. He spotted his cricket bat lying on the floor and picked it up and put it in his pocket.

"Romana! You survived I see!" the Doctor said jovially.

"No thanks to you, Doctor," said Romana, annoyed. "Thankfully, I can rely on your previous incarnation more than I can you."

The Fifth Doctor looked rather hurt at this, but Romana was properly angry by now.

"Any self-respecting Time Lord would know that poison gas can't possibly be infectious! What did you do when you regenerated, hit yourself with that ridiculous cricket bat of yours? You certainly seem to have killed a lot of brain cells since then."

"And who took my words at face value, Romana? Hmm? Answer me that!" shouted the Fifth Doctor, going very red in the face. Romana looked down at the floor, cowed. The Fourth Doctor put a reassuring arm around her, which immediately cheered her most of the way up. As she snuggled happily into his thick coat, the Fourth looked over her head at Sarah Jane. It was only because Sarah had been behaving so... oddly... that he'd responded, really; nothing more than that. And now she wasn't even looking at him, she'd found a new idol. How fickle, he thought, nothing like Romana. Yet Sarah Jane Smith would still always be one of the companions dearest to the Time Lord's heart.

The Fifth Doctor didn't really like having a Sarah Jane attached permanently to his leg, so he pried her off with his cricket bat. Sarah decided to cling to this instead. The Fifth pulled an odd face and tried to remove the cricket bat from Sarah's grasp; but all to no avail, she was stuck to it like superglue. The Third laughed hysterically, because there was nothing better for him to do, and swirled his cape dramatically.

"Doctor, my kilt!" screamed the thick Scottish accent, and then Jamie.

All heads turned towards the source of the disturbance.

All heads turned away from the source of the disturbance, images of kiltless Jamie burned forever into their visual cortexes. Rose ran growling past their general line of sight with a rather odd new hat.

Sarah fell off the Fifth's cricket bat in shock, which gave him the opportunity to quickly take it away from her. Then he realised a better course of action and threw it at the kilt-wearing, still party-hatted Rose Tyler. However, she was no longer party hatted as the Fifth's bat had knocked it clean off. The Fifth delved into his pocket and picked up a cricket ball. It was unfortunately his favourite, but sacrifices had to be made. With this thought, he bowled her a glancing blow to the leg. Sarah tutted.

"You fool, Doctor, this isn't cricket, an LBW is not going to get her out!"

"Oh. I'm not doing much right today," he said, downcast. Rose continued to run, and in her path appeared a TARDIS. The doors opened, and her momentum was so great she continued forwards and shot inside.

"Hm, what's that? Quick, close the whore harrumph door!"

"But what is it, Grandfather?"

"I don't know, Susan! Take that, and that!"

"Grandfather, whacking her with your stick isn't going to work!"

"Hm, good point!" All of a sudden there was a loud bang, and Rose shot out of the TARDIS. Susan sighed.

"I said 'This Is Fun' not 'Use a Gun' Grandfather!"

"Hm, well it solved the problem!" A man in black clothes with white hair tottered out of the TARDIS, followed by his granddaughter, a young girl with brown hair. He looked down at Rose and the bullet wound in her arm.

"Where were you aiming for, Grandfather?"

"Her nose, if you hadn't nudged me I would have got it too!" Upon seeing himself, he started towards him, but suddenly got very wet.

"Grandfather, that's a lake." Susan sounded close to despair.

"Hello Susan!" an annoyingly high amount of Doctors called.

"Come on Jamie, time you got a new kilt I think. You must be very cold." With that they wandered off to their TARDIS and were gone in an instant.

The white-haired Time Lord walked out of the lake and began to sneeze. He put the safety catch for his gun back on and motioned for Susan to follow suit, which she couldn't as she didn't have a gun. His elderly frame was shaking as if it were seated on a washing machine, so Susan drew a thick tartan blanket from behind her back which she always kept for such occasions and wrapped it around the First Doctor - for that is who it was, for those of you who are complete idiots.

The Fourth Doctor and Romana had gotten bored and had wandered off into the trees, the Fifth Doctor was chasing after his errant cricket ball, Sarah Jane was chasing after the Fifth Doctor and the Third Doctor was chasing after Sarah Jane who was chasing after the Fifth Doctor who was chasing after his errant cricket ball which was... oh, Rutan.

Rose Tyler picked up the ball, squinted at it short-sightedly, held it up to the light and painfully swallowed it whole. The Fifth Doctor let out a shriek like a demented Sontaran and launched himself at the offending Rose. Unfortunately, he misjudged his launch and flew off into the wild blue yonder. Rose looked up as his shadow passed over her horrible self, but thought no more of it.

"Grandfather, look!" cried Susan in astonishment. "You're flying!"

"What a--harrumph, stupid little girl you are," said the First Doctor. "I'm not flying at all, hm!"

"Oh," muttered Susan, annoyed at being proven wrong. "Well, you will be."

With that, she launched him. He flew through the sky and hit Rose, who then fell over backwards with a whoop. Sarah stopped chasing the Fifth, wondering why she had bothered in the first place, he obviously didn't have her hairband, she must have left it in the TARDIS. The Fifth fell to the floor, and unfortunately was landed upon by the First. The whole scene descended into chaos. Sarah, not looking where she was going crashed into the Third, he fell over backwards and she landed on him, the First was sitting dazed upon the Fifth, the Fourth and Romana were nowhere to seen, which is probably for the best, and Rose was surveying Susan with interest. Susan, unnerved, tried to run, but found her feet stuck. Rose took a deep breath in and unleashed her secret weapon once more, which wasn't very secret but anyway.

The hellish fumes hit Susan. At close range, she had now been exposed to more poison than all of the previous victims that day. With a small yelp she fell backwards and landed with a splash in the very inconveniently placed lake, spattering them all with muddy water. Everything went suddenly silent, and the Doctors gathered, shocked and reverent and damp, around the edge of the pool.

Susan had already lost consciousness due to the gas, and so they were spared the sight of shocked eyes and a desperately screaming mouth; instead, her pale face was calm, her eyelids completely closed and small bubbles playing around her brown hair where it waved out softly around her head.

The Fourth Doctor and Romana came running from the thicket, the Fourth's scarf clutched tightly in his companion's hand and flowing out behind the two. They came to an abrupt halt at the water's edge and stared down at the sinking form of Susan in silent horror.

Susan sank into the murky depths of the lake like a fall from grace, and as the water took her the Doctors all let out the same painful cry as each other.

She was gone.

"NO!" screamed the Fifth Doctor.

"WE MUST SAVE HER!" screamed the Fourth Doctor.

"GRANDDAUGHTER!" the First Doctor wept in absolute depression.

The Third Doctor got up.

"Well, if no-one else is going to try..."

With that he immediately jumped into the lake, cape flowing out in a heroic manner and also quite a waterlogged one.

The remaining Doctors looked at each other shamefacedly.

"I wish I'd thought of that," said the Fifth Doctor. The other Doctors nodded in agreement. Then, the Third was up with a dripping Susan clutched in his arm. Then Romana had a thought.

"Hang on, if the Thing let out more poisonous gas, then should we really be standing here?" The Fifth tried to put her right.

"Ah yes, Romana, but my celery hasn't turned purple, has it?" He looked at her in triumph.

"You're not wearing any celery." He looked at her in shocked amazement, before collapsing. The other Time Lords began to fall into faints.

"Sarah, help...me!" the Third cried to a totally unaffected Sarah. She jumped into action, pulling the Time Lords one by one back to the glade. She was just about to rescue Rose, but thought better of it and pushed her into the lake. Rose toppled in but floated to the surface. Sarah ran back to the Doctors, Susan and Romana. They were all coming round, apart from Susan who was still in a deep faint from having received an abnormally high amount of poison.

"I'm sure I picked up some cure for this some time," said the Fourth to the Fifth,

"I think I did have some, but I'm pretty sure I used it," the Fifth replied.

"Hm, you must have used it now," the First said.

"Yes," the Third said. They all looked at him. "Well I was feeling left out!" The Fourth disappeared into the TARDIS, and beckoned for Romana to follow him to help with the search.

"Come on, everyone in, we must save Susan! On second thoughts, someone stand watch. Sarah, you were unaffected, you stand watch over Susan, there's a good girl!" Sarah went and stood over Susan's inert body, while the others piled into the TARDIS to look for the antidote. With so many people looking it took a surprisingly long time. When they eventually found them (it was the Third by the way) they dashed outside to see Sarah lying prone with a deep headwound, and Susan was nowhere to be found. The Doctors, with the exception of the First, broke down in tears at the sight of Sarah's wounded body. The First took a pile of bandages that he had been wearing as a rather fetching hat down and bandaged up her head rather inexpertly, but well enough. She began to stir.

"Hello Sarah Jane, nice to see you awake," the Third said, kneeling down and looking into her face. "You need to stir faster or that mixture will curdle!" Sarah stirred faster. While the Third tended to Sarah, the others went off to search for Susan, and the devilish demon that had taken her. Oh, and Rose Tyler of course.

Suddenly, there was the sound of the TARDIS landing. The third looked up in surprise. Out stepped the Seventh.

"Have you seen my hat? I feel quite bald without it."

The third looked up and was immediately bald over by the sight of the Seventh's bald spot. The third grabbed a passing object and shoved it at the Seventh to use as a hat. With a cry of alarm, they both realised that it was Rose. With amazing presence of mind the Seventh used his umbrella as a club, and ate it.

"Mmm, I do like Club biscuits. Luckily I have a spare umbrella." He then used this to strangle Rose.

"GWAARK!" went the Rose- thing.

"Oh, I do apologise, Rose," said the seventh. "Quickly, I'll get you to safety." Pausing only to take Rose off his bald spot, he ran towards the foot of a rainbow, and Rose followed.

When they got there, the cupboard was bare, and so the poor dog had none.

"don't worry, Rose, I'll get you some somewhere." With that, the TARDIS landed and the sixth doctor stepped out.

"Ah- har! My planet has succeeded!" crowed the seventh, found his hat where it had been the whole time, behind his ear.

Rose took in the sixth doctor's manly chest, his handsome face, his tasteful trousers, his half- naked companion, Mel, his green coat, his pink coat, his yellow coat, his red coat, his purple coat, his-

"AAAAAAAARGH! GIBBER! GIBBER! THHHH! WEEEEER!"

"Oh no! My coat has appeared to have sent her into an epileptic fit. Oh, well. She doesn't look terribly pleasant anyway. Come on, Mel. I'll find you some clothes." With that they wandered off and fell in the lake. The eleventh arrived with Roberta in tow and threw some sand into the lake while screaming "SILICON DIOXDE!!" The lake exploded in a flash of Rutans. The Sixth and Mel appeared wearing Rutans for hats. They decided this was clothes enough and disappeared into the TARDIS but a tree fell on it.

Meanwhile, the other Doctors and Romana were chasing after Susan as she rolled down a hill. The first tripped over his stick and began to roll also. The fifth tripped over a Dalek and began to roll also. The fourth tripped over his scarf and rolled also. Romana had her hand stuck in his flies without him noticing as she rolled also. Susan eventually hit a rock with a juicy thud and stood up.

"Wee that was fun!" Suddenly the First shot her in the arm.

"GRANDFATHER!" Susan started to run up the hill to confront the First but the Fifth bowled her over.

"HOWZAT!" shouted the Fifth, before rolling into the same rock that Susan had rolled into. Romana had had a rather uncomfortable ride, and stood up just long enough to be knocked down by the First. The Fourth was in a spot of bother, being dragged all over the place by his unmentionable by Romana. However, they forgot their troubles and ran to hug a very much cured Susan. Susan fell over and they rolled the rest of the way down the hill. They all ran up, back to the Third to see how Sarah was faring.

The Third was lying on the floor while Rose sat on his head, and eating Sarah's cake mixture. She got up and dashed off when she saw the arrival of the others, and dropped the mixture on Sarah. Sarah stirred. The Third was near suffocated by having a Rose sit on his head, and went to the lake to get washed of Rose's scent, but the lake had been blown up by the megalomaniacal eleventh.

"Oh."

The Third Doctor walked back to the others rather ashamedly. The others sniffed the air tentatively and moved ever so slightly away from him, except for the Eleventh Doctor who was trying to get a lot of wet sand out of his pockets.

Sarah, having had enough of stirring and stirring and not getting anywhere, brushed the cake mixture from herself self-consciously and stood up. The Third's eyes lit up and he grinned. Sarah wouldn't back away from him, even if he did smell of Roses! She was, after all, his companion first and foremost!

Sarah ran off screaming.

"Oh," said the Third Doctor again. The Eleventh Doctor had succeeded in near enough clearing his pockets, and then threw the sand into the lake before noticing that there wasn't a lake anywhere.

The non-existent lake exploded, tearing yet another rift in the space-time continuum and the universe as we know it and sending everyone in the vicinity flying. The Seventh Doctor was propelled back from the foot of the rainbow and crashed painfully into a tree trunk. Luckily, no-one's bones were broken.

Rose picked herself up from the rotten log she had landed on and stood on it, her weight causing it to crack like a rotten log, which it was fortunate to be. She looked down, startled, as the log split down the middle completely and fell apart into two halves on the marshy, muddy ground.

Underneath was the colour of freedom; a bright, timeless azure that seemed to signal to Rose the prospect of travel and fun and love and all the things she had loved about her Tenth Doctor.

The door to the TARDIS opened upwards and the Sixth Doctor's epilepsy-inducing arm waved around a few times feebly. Rose grabbed it and pulled, making sure to avert her eyes from his coat. The Doctor came out of his fallen, crushed TARDIS with a noise akin to the popping of a cork. Peri followed soon after, and Rose threw the two behind her absent-mindedly as she stared lovingly at the TARDIS. Struggling, she managed to right the heavy ship (somehow) and it rocked slightly on its base before staying upright.

Rose walked inside the TARDIS and slammed the doors. Unfortunately the doors fell right off, and she fell over backwards. She saw Mel sitting in the corner for some extremely odd reason, screamed and ran off. She dived in the lake to hide, but it was non existant. Luckily, the Eleventh decided to chuck the last of his sand in, causing the lake area to explode one more. Rose was thrown into the air like a polaris. The Seventh ran over and began to fix the Sixth's TARDIS. The Third fell in a cowpat, extinguishing the scent of Rose. Sarah sensed this and ran back to him. The others moved ever so slightly towards him. The First decided to have a little adventure.

"Harummph, come on Granddaughter, lets go and find some Cybermen." With that, they wandered into their TARDIS and were gone. The others decided to celebrate, and now that the old grump was out of the way they could have a game of cricket.

"Oh cricket, we need a wicket. Maybe there's one in the thicket?" the Fifth said.

"Aha, I know where we can get a wicket!" the Fourth said enthusiastically. He dashed into the thicket, collected Rose and buried her in the ground. The Third took the bat, the Fifth took the position of bowler and the Fourth was umpire. Romana took the wicket keeper position and Sarah fielded. The Fifth bowled, and the Third smashed the ball high into the air. Everyone watched its path, high into the air, peaking at about 100 feet, then it fell, landing smack between Rose's eyes.

"HOWZAT?" the Fifth shouted in the Fourth's face. The Fourth poked his head, then raised his middle finger at Rose. The Fourth went in to bat. As the Fifth bowled he neatly dodged and the ball struck Rose between the ears.

"HOWZAT?" the Fifth shouted in the Third's face. The Third poked his eye, then raised his middle finger a Rose. Then the Fifth went in to bat. The Fourth bowled a rather easy one, and the Fifth smashed it high and straight into Sarah's hands, knocking her over.

"HOWZAT?!" everyone except the Third shouted in the Fifth's face. He poked them in the nostrils, and raised his middle finger up Rose's nose. This caused her considerable pain. The Third meanwhile was peeking up a knocked over Sarah's skirt, and when she caught him he pretended to be picking up the ball. He threw it back, and hit Rose between the eyebrows. Romana laughed at the Thirds antics.

"You seem to have a found a rather attractive view, Doctor," she said to the Doctors still remaining.

"Oh yes indeed," the Fourth said. Romana looked down to see the Doctor flat on his back by her feet. She tried to stamp on his head, but though better of it. She over balanced and sat down rather hard.

"LOOK OUT!" the Fifth shouted, as Rose freed herself and charged towards the Third and Sarah...