Hello! Betcha weren't expecting me to put importance on the vultures!
Vlad: I sure wasn't.
Me: I'm sure you weren't. I kinda didn't either, but this story is taking a life of it's own!
Story: Hello! :D
Me: IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH!
Disclaimer: I AM BUTSHARTMAN! *disappears in shower of sparkly rainbows*
Me: *calls upwards* THANK YOU DESIREE!
Desiree: *from above* Don't worry about it. Those clones are getting annoying.
Me: You said it.
*Commercial Break*
"My vultures?"
Vlad looked at Dan(ny) oddly. "Why do you want to know?"
Dan(ny) shrugged,"I've always wanted to know how you got them on your side. I mean, did they just appear to serve you, or did you actually go and seek them out?"
Vlad considered this, and gave an answer, "Well, remember when I stole the Infi-map?"
"Yes?" Dan(ny) said, but he really didn't because the Danny that was inside had not had that adventure. Neither had his inner Vlad, for that matter. "Well," said Vlad, "When we went through the portal to Salem, I got to the place days before you did, and therefore learned about Blood Blossoms, their witch trial ritual and I also found my vultures. I decided to have some fun with them, so I appeared to them in a blinding flash of light, a silhouette against the sky, and told them that I was the most powerful ghost in the world, which I was at the time, and they believed me. I explained to them my predicament in the future, and expressed the need for them to come find me, and they did. End of story."
But not this one! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
Let's see what Dan thinks of all this! DAN?
Dan: *tied up and gagged* MPHRFFLE!
Me: This is your punishment for cloning. *holds out cookies* You want one of Sally's famous blue cookies?
Dan: *nods and whimpers*
Me: Oooh, I like this one. He learns fast! *gobbles cookies*
Dan: *screeches and mock dies*
If you get my reference, you're my new best friend. I also can have more than one!
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Luv U all!
Fear my Fuzz,
Bear out.
