Hewwo! Epic thanks to ShadowPillow for following!

I gotta make this quick, Imma go to Portland, Oregon soon! :D

Disclaimer: I AM BUTT SHARTMAN! *shatters*

Me: *holding rock* Wow. I guess he was made of glass. I thought I had to hit him between the eyes. I missed.

*We'll be right back after this commercial break!*

"Wha-"

Dan looked at himself, then at the wall he had been standing next to. It was significantly larger than he was at the moment, but five seconds ago, he was taller. He was worried. He had never heard of a ghost shrinking before, but he assumed it meant something bad. I mean, what would make a ghost dwindle in size? What next? Would he lose his powers? Would he lose his ability to hold himself together and dissolve into ectoplasmic goo? He had to find a cure for this. He didn't want to be dependent on his past selves for anything.

Dan phased downstairs, hoping that Vlad had stopped pacing and had left the lab. He was sorely disappointed. As soon as he had gone through the last floor/ceiling, he heard the sound of Vlad's loud, bellowing laughter below him. His eyes followed the sound, to find the halfa rolling on the ground, dying (again) from the hilarity of the sheer volume of his future self.

Dan clenched his fists and got ready to hurl an ecto-bolt filled with explosive energy.

"You're so cute!"

Dan dropped out of the air. Well, that was unexpected.

And done! Hee hee. That was fun.

Dan: How is that fun?! You made me the size of a *&%&$ FIVE YEAR OLD!

Vlad: *still laughing* But you're SO ADORABLE! XDDD

Dan: That's it. I'm killing you, and you. Will. DIE!

Me: I don't think so. *smoke bombs out, leaving a phone. Runs back, grabs phone and runs away.*

Bye guys! I gotta run, there's and angry but adorable ghost on my tail, and I need to go.

Fear my Fuzz,

A-Bear-Who-Has-To-Run-If-She-Wants-To-Live out.