I got all the cast members, I got all the cast members

Monokuma: SHUT UP! I'm trying to enjoy my martini.

Ghost Naegi: But are you REALLY?

Holy fricken gods I am SICK of you INSANE dead ASSHOLES!

Monokuma: Upupupu! Throwing in the towel already?!

No, just going to see what this button does.

Monokuma: Huh? No, wait, let's talk this out-

*BEEEEEeeeeeeooooouuuuu...*

Ghost Naegi: You turned him off.

Back to the Daily School Killing Life of High!


Chapter 0: A Daily Life of Killer Club Activities! (Part 3)

Hiro Shujinko kicked the door again for good measure. It really didn't seem like it wanted to budge anytime soon. Behind her, a group of people were muttering to themselves, although one of the more eccentric-looking girls was not participating in the convo and instead was helping her out with the door. "Chifuyu doesn't understand why they would call for Chifuyu then lock her out?" The eccentric girl said.

"I'm sure there's a reason! Let's just wait and see. That depressed-sounding guy over the intercom didn't sound like he was in a hurry, anyways."

"Chifuyu doesn't wait unless it's a midnight release!" Pouting, the eccentric girl ran down the hall, only to run back down again a few moments later. Shujinko placed her hand on the girl's shoulder to calm her down.

"Patience is key here. We don't know what's going on. Best to take our time and figure this out."

Nikuya Chifuyu nodded and leaned against the wall. Really, she was quite eccentric! With her lanky body and long hair of many colors, mainly black, blue, and grey, she had green eyes and heavy purple mascara, though even through that and her circle glasses, one could tell she didn't get much sleep. Not to mention the witch hat with a purple ribbon, a black robe with a golden cross-hair pin holding it up, black tights, brown sneakers, and even a cane with a fake crystal orb on it. Quite the appearance for just a Super Duper High School Level Lore Writer. She must be really into video-games.

Tucking her crimson hair behind her ear, Shujinko faced the rest of her group. Being the Super Duper High School Level Leader, it was her duty it get these teens somewhere safe. In the said group were quite the odd bunch of people as well.

First off were Akihiro Mori, the Super Duper High School Level Runner, and Mayumi Kurosawa, the Super Duper High School Level Ballerina. They were found in a locker room, passed out. Shujinko had helped them to their senses. Mori had auburn hair, part of it covering his right eye. A golden gleam resonated within those said eyes, however, as if he wasn't really bothered by waking up in a strange building. He had on a blue hoodie over a white tee, black shorts, and blue shoes made for running. (Sochi: I APPROVE! Shoes made for running are allowed to get somewhat worn out, but be sure to keep them in good condition!)

Kurosawa was quite small compared to him. She had medium length violet hair, and dark purple eyes. The bangs were stuck up to the left by blue hair clips. She had on a white turtle neck, although it lacked sleeves. She also had on a light green pleated skirt that went down to her thighs midway, along with sandals. She was playing with a silver charm bracelet on her arm as she talked to the other girls.

The next two to catch Shujinko's eye were the two that she had found in a room that appeared to be outdoors at first glance, but was actually just a really good greenhouse filled with exotic plants. There was Yakumo Kawaguchi, the Super Duper High School Level Archer, and Otonashi Hatsune, the Super Duper High School Level Sharpshooter. Apparently there's a difference, though Shujinko couldn't tell.

Kawaguchi had bright blond hair and sky-blue eyes, giving that extremely European appeal. He had on a black blazer, and black-and-blue tie, dark blue pants, and black shoes. A uniform, possibly? He was keeping his distance from the group the best he could, while still not being left out.

Hatsune, at first, looked like she didn't belong in a high school. She was shorter than Kurosawa, although she gave off a much more experienced feel. She had long black hair tied up behind her except for her bangs. She wore a white jacket with a dark green shirt underneath, among a black skirt and sneakers. She was also wearing a large pair of headphones that looked way too big for her, fitted nicely with a large white bow.

Quite the merry band of teenagers, Shujinko thought to herself, as she gave the door to the entrance hall another kick out of spite. To her surprise, it opened wide, revealing a large room with boarded-up double doors, and a staircase leading up that was blocked off as well. The entrance hall, huh? The rest of the group took notice of the now-open doors and made their way inside.


"Wow, this is spacious... and somewhat creepy, too." Kurosawa muttered.

"Hey, I dig it! Nice and wide, just what the jogger ordered." Mori joked, giving the ballerina a wide smile.

"Chifuyu thinks you phrased it wrong." Chifuyu muttered.

"Well, I like how I phrased it."

"What is that?" Shujinko asked, causing the others to turn and face her. She stood in front of a large pedestal with a cat-shaped head resting on top of it, one half black and the other white.

Hatsune clapped her hands together, getting an idea. "I know! Let's kick it and see if it does anything!"

"Chifuyu agrees, kicking is the best method of reviving any system!"

The two girls ran up and gave the cat head a shoe-in... the face. Out of nowhere, a white blur came shooting out of the top, before hitting the roof and falling back down to the ground with a thud.

"Yay, it works!" Hatsune cheered. "Go team!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Kurosawa hid behind Mori, glaring at the white... thing that came from the cat head. It slowly got to it's feet and dusted itself off.

"Well, mew, that's no way to treat your host!" The thing said in a disgustingly cheery voice. Now that Shujinko got a closer look, she saw that it somewhat resembled a cat.

Kawaguchi stepped up to the white cat thing. "Host? What do you mean?"

"Well, actually, I'm not YOUR group's host. Mew, that would be my brother, Kuroneko."

"That was not an answer."

"Well,mew, obviously I mean host to the live-action Killing Game, of course!"

"...Wait, did you just say 'Killing Game'?" Mori questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"Mew, yup! The simultaneous Killing Game of Despair!"

"...Shut up, nya." A black blur shot from the cat head and struck the white cat into the wall. It was yet another cat, although this one was a pure black color.

"Mew... what was that for?" The white cat stood up and shook a paw at the black one. "Kuroneko, I wasn't doing anything wrong!"

"...You said too much to them, nya, already..." Shujinko hesitated for a moment, before realizing that the black cat shared the same voice they had heard over the intercom. Obviously, the others had made the connection as well, and they weren't happy about it.

"How in the world are stuffed animals talking?!" Kurosawa mumbled, still hiding behind Mori.

"You would know if you didn't forget, mew!"

"Forget what exactly?!" Mori asked.

"...That's enough!" The black cat, Kuroneko, suddenly shouted with a voice filled with rage. He grabbed the white cat and begin ripping it to shreds with his claws until it was no more. "...I'm in charge of this group, nya... so go away..."

"Alright, I'll leave it to you, mew!" Said the white cat's voice over the intercom.

"Answer me now. What kind of a host are you?" Kawaguchi asked again.

Kuroneko shrugged the best a stuffed cat can shrug. "...I'll tell you more about the Game after you get your e-Handbooks, nya."

With that, the black cat disappeared, leaving the group of teenagers to just stand there, confused.

"Well, let should go find those-" Shujinko started, before Kawaguchi cut her off.

"What kind of shitty rules are you following? I'm finding my way out of here. Bye."

Mori grabbed the SDHSL Archer by his blazer. "Hey, where are you going?! We should stick together!"

"Then those who want to come with me can come. I'm no babysitter." Kawaguchi pulled Mori's hand off of him before walking off. Hatsune, Mori, and Korosawa looked at each other, before glancing at Shujinko, the so-called SDHSL Leader. The girl seemed much older than the rest of them, but her wild crimson hair and blue cape made her seem somewhat childish. Kawaguchi, on the other hand, looked as if he already had a plan in mind. After a few moments of thinking it over, they turned to Shujinko.

"Sorry, Shujinko. He just seems as if he has a proper plan, yeah?" Korosawa apologized.

Hatsune bowed respectfully. "I agree, we should go with Kawaguchi-kun."

"Hey, you can't really argue with majority, y'know." Mori shrugged. The three left the entrance hall to go and follow Kawaguchi. Shujinko just stood there, feeling tossed out.

Chifuyu waddled up to Shujinko and poked her face. "Chifuyu's staying with her party member!" She cheered happily. Shujinko sighed and patted the Lore Writer on the head. At least someone stuck around. "Now, let Chifuyu and Shujinko go quest for the e-Handbooks!"

"Yeah, let's go!" Shujinko said with a smile. The two were about to leave the hall when all of a sudden, three teenagers just sorta toppled inside. A girl with a brown ponytail, a boy with orange, spiky hair, and a boy with turquoise hair panted from exhaustion on the floor.

"Are... are we late?" The turquoise-haired boy asked, looking up at Shujinko and Chifuyu.


Hiashi Akiyama was having an intense stare-down with the creepy-as-fuck chick across from him. He had woken up in what he was pretty sure was some sort of infirmary, and there was a girl laying in a bed next to him. Waking her up, the conversation went somewhat like this;

"Hey, girly, wake up."

"Who are you calling girly? Have you looked at yourself?"

"Yo, that's uncalled for, bitch!"

"It sure takes one to know one, heehee!"

"Why, you piss me off..."

"Good, it's working. I was worried that it wasn't."

"Tch, what are you talking about?!"

"My sarcasm function. Haven't use it in, oh... I forgot. HAH as if, it's been a few weeks since I got a good stretch. Thanks, bod. You're my greatest clock."

"Do you shut the fuck up?"

"Make me, Super Duper High School Level Pyrotechnician!"

"...How did you know that? I've never met you before."

"Oh, it just... say, popped into my mind. Heehee!"

"Urrrrgh..."

"Hahaha!"

...And now here he was. Nearly about to blink, Akiyama's eye began twitching, when all of a sudden burst in a large guy wearing a cardigan. Frowning, the guy left.

"You blinked. I'll remember that~!" The girl said, before picking herself out of the bed and running out the door herself. What a creep, Akiyama thought to himself.


FINALLY! Introductions out of the way! I was working on the first part of the chapter all night, so I was asleep for most of the day.

Monokuma: Become a robot! WE DON'T SLEEP! Upupupu!

No. Anyways, these characters are quite the blast to write! Now that the introductions are finally over, we can get into the good stuff. Plot twists, motives, murder, and trials, and more are to come! So stay tuned-

Ghost Naegi: -For this exciting Daily Life of High School Killings!

...Dude, really? Steal my lines?

Ghost Naegi: Well, you didn't give me any in the first place.

Monokuma: Oh, is someone getting greedy?!

Anyways, see you soon with the next chapter! Buhbye~!