To ShadedLyht - shhhh you saw nothing
Oh yes, valued readers! I am interested in knowing just who your favorite characters are so far! It may be a couple more than usual, but don't let the amount fool you; It'll be easy to keep track once the murders start. If they start. Shush. No spoilers. Poll on my profile page, check it out!
Monokuma: HEY! What is this chapter even for?! You're not even writing anything important!
Kekekeke... silly bear. I thought that even YOU'D know how to transition.
Ghost Naegi: Oh, you're doing a Monokuma Theater! Those were weird.
Well, it's technically not a Monokuma Theater. It's...
MONONEKO PLAYHOUSE: Tricks Are For Kits!
Shironeko: Hey, hey, Kuroneko!
Kuroneko: ...Can I help you, nya...?
Shironeko: What do you call a cat, mew, with three legs?
Kuroneko: ...Brutally disfigured?
Shironeko: No, silly! A tri-paw-d!
Kuroneko: ...That's dark, nya, even for you.
Shironeko: Okay, okay, mew. What to you call a bear who is afraid of mice?
Kuroneko: ...Is it Monokuma, nya?
Shironeko: Mew, that's right!
Kuroneko: ...Now you're being rude.
Shironeko: Mew, one more, then.
Kuroneko: ...Watch this one be racist, nya...
Shironeko: How did the schoolkid cross the road?
Kuroneko: I... don't know...
Shironeko: Neither do I! Mew, maybe these participants do!
Kuroneko: ...Nya, only one way to find out...
Shironeko: We'll see you next time, on-
Both: Mononeko Playhouse!
Monokuma: FIRST THEY RIP OFF MY LOOK, NOW THEY RIP OFF MY FUN! JUST WHO DO THESE CATS THINK THEY ARE?!
Ghost Naegi: Hahaha! Oh, that was way better than Monokuma Theater. It actually made sense!
Monokuma: Well, screw you too, buddy. My show had bear-y high ratings! Even more than your stupid killing game, upupupu!
Ghost Naegi: ...
Calm down, you two. Next time on The Future Of Despair... begins the Daily Life of Chapter 1! See you soon!
