To ShadedLyht - shhhh you saw nothing

Oh yes, valued readers! I am interested in knowing just who your favorite characters are so far! It may be a couple more than usual, but don't let the amount fool you; It'll be easy to keep track once the murders start. If they start. Shush. No spoilers. Poll on my profile page, check it out!

Monokuma: HEY! What is this chapter even for?! You're not even writing anything important!

Kekekeke... silly bear. I thought that even YOU'D know how to transition.

Ghost Naegi: Oh, you're doing a Monokuma Theater! Those were weird.

Well, it's technically not a Monokuma Theater. It's...

MONONEKO PLAYHOUSE: Tricks Are For Kits!

Shironeko: Hey, hey, Kuroneko!

Kuroneko: ...Can I help you, nya...?

Shironeko: What do you call a cat, mew, with three legs?

Kuroneko: ...Brutally disfigured?

Shironeko: No, silly! A tri-paw-d!

Kuroneko: ...That's dark, nya, even for you.

Shironeko: Okay, okay, mew. What to you call a bear who is afraid of mice?

Kuroneko: ...Is it Monokuma, nya?

Shironeko: Mew, that's right!

Kuroneko: ...Now you're being rude.

Shironeko: Mew, one more, then.

Kuroneko: ...Watch this one be racist, nya...

Shironeko: How did the schoolkid cross the road?

Kuroneko: I... don't know...

Shironeko: Neither do I! Mew, maybe these participants do!

Kuroneko: ...Nya, only one way to find out...

Shironeko: We'll see you next time, on-

Both: Mononeko Playhouse!

Monokuma: FIRST THEY RIP OFF MY LOOK, NOW THEY RIP OFF MY FUN! JUST WHO DO THESE CATS THINK THEY ARE?!

Ghost Naegi: Hahaha! Oh, that was way better than Monokuma Theater. It actually made sense!

Monokuma: Well, screw you too, buddy. My show had bear-y high ratings! Even more than your stupid killing game, upupupu!

Ghost Naegi: ...

Calm down, you two. Next time on The Future Of Despair... begins the Daily Life of Chapter 1! See you soon!