Greetings, people of Earth! I come in peace!

I've always wanted to say that. XD

Disclaimer: I AM BART HUTCHMAN!

Me: *busts out pepper spray and shpritzes Bart*

Bart: AAAGGGHH! IT BURNS! ITBURNSITHURTSITSPAINFULHELPHELPHELPHELP!

Me: Of course it does. It's my own recipe.

Stor-y! Stor-y! Stor-y! Stor-y! Stor-y! Stor-y! Stor-y! Stor-y!

Stop it, guys. I'm not Ember.

After Dan had printed out the pictures and distributed them, (one went to Vlad) the two fulls (human and ghost) spent about one-hundred and twenty-three minutes laughing their guts out.

\{~}-{I am a linebreak. I am a cow. The chicken couldn't make it today.}-{~}/

Vlad was not amused. Here were two souls, one with a body of pseudo-ecto-flesh, and one with a body of real flesh, both bubbling with laughter at his unfortunate predicament. Although, he had to admit, the picture was quite silly. He had tried to stop the smile from slipping onto his face, but his effort was futile. A small smirk wormed it's way to his mouth, a snicker escaping him. This led to his face twisting, of course, to add 'Smile' to the list of expressions frozen on the half-vampire-ghost's face.

Then, Dan exploded.

And done!

Dan: Why did I explode?

Me: Cuz it's my story and I wanted you to.

Dan: Aww, man! I hate it when I explode! Or have nightmares... Or hiccups...

Me: Anything else?

Dan:... You still haven't forgiven me for trying to kill Jack, aren't you?

Me: Yep. I mean, he's SO SWEET AND GOOFY AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

Dan: You done?

Me: *deep breath* Yeah.

Dan: Good. Now say goodbye to the nice people.

Me: *runs away leaving Klemper*

Klemper: Goodbye to the nice people!

Dan: FUZZY!

Me: I is hiding now.

Fear my Fuzz,

A-Bear-Who Needs-To-Hide-For-Her-Life out.