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This is the last chapter because this is kinda spiraling out of control. After this one, I'm going to write the whole thing into one update!
Disclaimer:(Don't worry, you'll probably see more clones in other stories) I AM CLUTCH PARTFAM!
Me: What...? How are you a clone of Butch Hartman?
Clutch: *shrugs* I dunno. Imma just go jump off a cliff into shark-infested waters with lots and lots of jagged rocks now. *goes and does that*
Me: Okay. Well, that was fun to watch.
Clutch: I AM AN INDIGO IGUANA RIDING ON AN INDIANA JONES PLUSHIE!
Let's end with a mushroom cloud!
"I'm going to have to give you lessons."
That was the last straw. The straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak. As Mini-Dan jabbered on, insulting and prodding and poking and generally being annoying (like a certain younger self), Vlad was slowly turning a nice rich shade of crimson. The flaming two-for-one noticed, and used a reference that probably nobody reading this story will get (no offense to those who do), "Look at the loopy fruit!" he snickered to nobody in particular, "What a maroon!"
By now, Vlad was a bright red tomato, with steam coming out of his ears. But Dan wasn't done yet. He brought out the most cliché insult in the world of cartoons. A pie. Lemon Meringue, for those who care. Back to the story. Dan's pie looked like the biggest, yummiest delicacy this side of the universe. Such a waste. Dan threw it in Vlad's face with a maniac laugh. The now red ghost began to inflate, like a beach ball.
Dan's taunts continued, and each one struck a different fuse. Finally, Vlad exploded. His core let out all it's power, and destroyed the entire state of Wisconsin and a crazed Dan along with it.
And done!
Wow. Reading over this, I realize that I may have to add an afterwards to tell you all how Dan and Vlad are faring in their afterafterlives. I've also noticed that the quality of my writing went down a lot in these last two chapters. I'm sorry for that, I just kinda went a little crazy.
I have a hidden message here! Can you solve it?
Possum
Lemur
Emu
Aardvark
Shark
Elephant
Red Panda
Eagle
Vulture
Ibis
Egret
Water Buffalo
See you all soon!
Fear my Fuzz,
Bear out.
