Wassup everyone! Ghostice300 back with chapter 5! If you are antsy and feel like some of your questions haven't been answered yet, sit tight because I plan to answer all of them with the upcoming chapters!

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Naruto: Hey where's Ghostice300 at? I owe that guy an asskickin'!

Steve: I'm sorry but Ghostice300 stepped out! And he left me in charge of the place!

Naruto: I don't think I like that too much, bub!

Steve: Oh do we have a problem here, sir?

Naruto: No, tell Ghostice300 to watch his back!

(Leaves out the movie theater, Steve and Tony both looked at each other before laughing)

Tony: What the hell was that about?

Natasha(Shushes Tony off, pointing at the screen):It's starting! On with the film! Ghostice300 doesn't own any marvel characters or Naruto however he owns this story and his oc!

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Chapter 5: East Coast Life! The New Year So Far!

Two hours later, school finally let out. The students all gathered at the parking lot where Naruto and Flash were fighting. Flash couldn't lay one hand on the trained combatant he'd chosen to fight. Angering the jock even more due to him feeling like his alpha status was being threatened in front of all of his friends. Unknowingly to him, most of the people up at Midtown hated Thompson thanks to his unruly, boisterous, rude ego. And that's where Naruto came in to play, the one who wouldn't hold his tongue against the crap.

Allowing Thompson to throw one more punch, before grabbing the jock by the head. Proceeding to bashing his own head into Thompson's, causing the bully to stumble over onto the garbage bags behind him.

"OOOh Dayuuuuum! Thompson got knocked the fuck out with just a headbutt! This is so going on my facebook status!" An african-american girl shouted out in glee at what she'd just witnessed. Peter, Mary, Harry, Liz, and Kong all froze in the greatest shock ever. Flash got knocked out by a headbutt. "No way! " Peter says with a large grin of elation.

"Way!" Harry retorted laughing his ass off. " With his head only! That's insane! This has world-star all over it!" Liz stated blogging on her i-phone 5.

"The guy had it coming to him!" Mary cracked her sides at what had just occurred. Peter also was balling in laughter as he had just witnessed his new friend knock out his high school nemesis with the brutal headbutt. He didn't seem to put too much energy into it either. That level of strength is obtained through training and honing your skills. Peter gaze over at the blonde waiving him to come over, Naruto noticed adverting his attention away from the idiot jock laying in garbage. He approached his new social circle and not even in less than five minutes he had been caught within someone's grasp from behind. He didn't even bother to turn around because he already knew who it was.

" What is it, Pete?" Naruto inquired glancing over at his nerdy friend.

"I tell you later after studying, and try not to jump into Stacey's pants while I'm gone!" Peter timidly retorted insisting that it was something they couldn't talk about in front of everyone at whispered the last part so he wouldn't set Gwen off. He could tell by the expression on his face that Peter's trust was about to be compromised. Probably because his combat skill nevertheless he was about to found out pretty soon later on that winter day. The arms around him squeeze him tighter, nonchalantly he ignored the temptation to turn around.

"You know Gwen, I've memorized your strawberries and cream perfume! What can I do for you?" Naruto chuckled feeling butterflies, he finally gave in turning around hugging his friend back. She placed one arm around his shoulder, glancing up at him with sexy expression on her face. The blonde subconsciously felt a deep tug from within himself, then more images of Gwen naked flickered again through his mind. "Knock it off, Kurama! That isn't cool! I think I actually like this girl and it doesn't help with her all pressed up against me! I never really had any luck with women! And you throwing your perverted thoughts of Gwen doesn't help me either! " Naruto internally spat at his demon friend, who was snickering so much foam began to proceed from his maw.

"You know kit that very well that those aren't my thoughts, their yours! Hahahahahah!" Kurama sheepishly replied. " OK, you're right however where did I leave those thoughts at, Kurama?" Naruto sighed inquiring as he internally face-palmed. "In the corners of your mind like a wimp! Those thoughts are nothing to be embarrassed about! I remember when my kits were going through the mate screening stage! They were wilder than you are about it. Really kit, you outta give yourself more credit for shit! Really for Pete's sake where did that knucklehead that used to turn into a sexy blonde human girl disappear to? He was better than this prude guy that acts like he's 40 year-old virgin! Hahahahahaha!" Kurama retorted before rolling over onto his back, cracking his sides more than ever.

"Fuck you, fox! I've been intimate with women before! Plenty of times!" Naruto spat back internally. "Those were escorts you and Jiraiya saved from those bandits that were trying to have their way with them! They felt they owed you guys something and probably wouldn't have done it if you guys didn't have the coin you did at the time! So whores don't count, kit! You gotta get with a nice, well-rounded daddy's girl! I know you, Kit! You're gonna let this chick slip right through your fingers like butter! You flipped most of her switches already, you only got two more but your gonna flip the others back if you don't admit your attraction for her. I'm not saying you should rush however us alphas don't socialize with women just to be their friends! Sure we might entertain the notion in the beginning but at the end of the day we wanna cuff these chicks! I can tell this chick likes you and she's about to test you however you're gonna fuck it all up if you don't take heed to my words!" Kurama retorted

"Sigh, thanks Kurama. Really thanks for looking out for me! Without you, I wouldn't have met Gwen, Peter, Mary or let alone even still be alive! I got this! I doubt she's into that much though. She seems like more of the harder to get chicks!" The blonde replied internally. " I think she does and getting her will be about as hard you make it. Anyways I gotta catch up on some "Zzz". The underworld jutsu really take alot outta of a guy. You should get back to her anyways, she probably thinks you blacked out on her." Kurama retorted with a loud yawn before resting his head down onto his arms. Blinking before returning to the real world, the blonde glanced over Gwen. Who had a look of concern and confusion on her face, as she gaze at the boy.

"Sorry about that, Gwen! I tend to daze off into space every now and then!" Naruto assured her with his trademark grin." Well you don't plan on staying overnight at school, do you? Everyone else has already boarded the buses!" Gwen replied pulling him towards the yellow school buses. They passed up three of them, boarding the fourth one. They took to the back of the bus, sitting directly behind Flash, Kong, Liz and Harry. The jock sent the blonde a look that could've killed. Nonchalantly dismissing the glare, he and Gwen sat in the seat close to the back door.

"So where are we going now?" Naruto inquired glancing out the window, surveying the Queens borough more thoroughly, unlike he did last time. He briefly caught a glimpse as he had made his epic New Years decent over the city. He noticed a large silver Globe with fountains, a stadium that was crowded with civilians pouring into the snack booths and ticket booths. He also noticed the area started to resemble a ghetto slums, with apartment complex and houses, where he assumed Gwen lived at. "My place, silly! Remember you agreed to come over later and study Algebra II?" Gwen retorted exuberantly smirking before she gaze back over to him.

"Sorry, look Gwen. I'm new here and don't really know my way around! Forgive me if I seem like a lost little kid!" Naruto retorted with trademark grin."I think I could help you out with that, fishcake!"Gwen heart-fully reply as she gently caress his forearm, gazing aimlessly into his blue orbs."I'd like that, Ms. Stacey!" The blonde chuckled earning a cynic snarl from the jock sitting in front of them. He gaze at him with an emotionless expression on his face. He decided to just ignore Flash's haterade for now.

"Hey what's with the formalities? Ms. Stacey is my mom!" Gwen questioning his sudden change in names."Well Fishcake is my breakfast, lunch and dinner with a side of ramen and miso! Hahaha! Besides you do got that librarian kinda vibe, especially if you wore glasses!" Naruto replied. She sighed before pouting, crossing her arms like a little kid. "Hey it was just a joke! Don't go flip-flopping' on me, now! Hahahaha!" Naruto crack his sides, receiving a punch to his arm. "Owww! Just kidding!" Naruto fake cry before cracking his sides even more.

"You're an asshole, Naruto! Come on this is my stop!" Gwen replied grabbing her bag and approaching the door. "See ya Mary Jane! Harry! Kong! Thompson!" Naruto waived them off before getting off the bus, much to Flash's dislike who scoffed before flipping him the bird. Naruto glanced at him in confusion. "See ya later, dude! Take it easy!" Kong replied. "Yeah, see ya at school tomorrow, Uzumaki!" Harry also waived him off. "Bye Naruto!" Mary Jane replied with a heart-full grin. "Oh yeah, before I go...Flash tell me what that middle finger is supposed to mean!" Naruto says with trademark grin, angering the jock even more. "It stands for "Fuck you", asshole!" Flash bitterly snap back at the blonde shinobi. Naruto froze before thinking it over placing a finger to his chin.

"I like that! I think I'm gonna start using that!" Naruto nonchalantly replied before walking off of the bus, causing Flash to growl out of frustration.

Back at Stark towers, the Avengers finally awoken from their induced slumber. Tony had just finished downing the last of his bottle of Jack Daniels, having Jarvis fetch him another. "Sir, I must ask you to refrain from binging! You agreed to drink only out of moderation!" Jarvis stated furrowing his synthetic eye-brows.

"Jarvis, you're worrying about nothing. The extremis will prevent me from liver poisoning! However I must say drinking another bottle is as close as its gonna get to it though, eh Natasha?" Tony replied drunk off his ass, glancing over at Natasha who was loading her magazines with 10 mm bullets forged from admantium. She got the bullets a while back on her mission in Africa. They were very pricey, so she used Shield's funds. "Pereyti trakhat' sebya, Tony..." The black widow replied in Russian. "What's that mean in Russian?" Tony inquired busting open the second bottle of Jack.

"It means "Go fuck yourself, Tony", what do you think it means? You're awesome guy, geez Tony! No I don't think so." Natasha spat back sarcastically as snapped her mags into place. "Why ain't you a barrel of fun? What about you, Steve?" Tony retorted glancing over at Steve who was investigating his shield. " What Natasha said." Steve replied continuing his inspection.

"Wow! Another person that woke up on the wrong side of the bed! What about you guys, Thor and Sif?" Tony guzzle down the whiskey, laying back in his seat. The blonde and brunette Asgardians both sulk as they witnessed what they considered human drinking gone wrong. " How can you drink when you know that damned monster of your creation is out there on the loose?" Sif inquired polishing her blade and Thor polishing his hammer. "I'd also like to know that, Tony?" Thor inquired out of confusion.

"Because technically it's still New Years day! And my circus doesn't stop because one monkey decides to go rogue and beat the doggy-dog shit out of us all! Really you guys oughta relax! We got this under control! Fury is supposed to join the party later anyways! The only one of you who has a clue is Bruce!" Tony replied continuing his drunk binging. The mad scientist had took a bottle of his own to his head.

"Amen to that, brotha!" Bruce drunkenly replied from his lounge chair, toasting to that notion. Much to everyone else's displeasure as they all sighed in unison." And getting shit-faced drunk is gonna bring about a solution for Ultron and an evil sorcerer, right Tony?" A masculine voice rung from behind him. Glancing upwards, he noticed it just Nick Fury.

"Niiiiick, my main man! Get yourself a glass and poor yourself some of this here whiskey! Or you know what! Today is whole bottle day! Go ahead and help yourself to a whole bottle!" Tony greeted him going to the liquor pantry, tossing him a bottle of Jack. Fury glanced down at the bottle he caught then back over to Tony. He crack it open, taking three gulps of whiskey before closing it and sitting it down on the coffee table. "As much as I enjoy glass of Jackie D and Dr. Pepper, whiskey ain't why I'm here, Tony! So to change the subject again, you still haven't any leads to where the android went?" Fury inquires sitting on the arm of the sofa. " Last time I checked I don't, what about you Jarvis?" Tony retorted guzzling more whiskey. "Sorry, sir! It would appear to be an error with the tracker as the signal cannot be traced back!" Jarvis retorted.

"Is that so? Avengers! HELICARRIER NOW!" Fury shouted placing the bottle of whiskey in his leather jacket before leaving the tower. Each Avenger frown as they knew they were about to be chewed out by a supervisor.

"Well great! You really got us into some shit now, Stark!" Steve stated very accusatory of the iron scientist who frowned at him. " Really? This is my fault when it was all of you who encouraged me to continue the project despite me wanting to pull the plug ahead of time? You feel happy about that statement, Steve?" Tony questioned with a bland facial expression, not even making eye contact with the super-soldier. "I am. I'm feeling very happy, Tony. You and your awesome contraptions always seem to fuck us all in the end." Steve replied grinning.

"You don't want to make me, public enemy number one, Steve. Trust me it won't turn out right for you." Tony replied emotionless."But I do! You see, Tony...You're not fit to lead our unit! Now stand down, soldier! That's an order!" Steve replied." Me not fit to lead? Me stand down? I don't know if you're aware but every time I have sex a bald eagle is born. No wonder why their endangered!" Tony shot back busting his sides with laughter, before flying off to the helicarrier through the large gaping hole in the wall. Leaving the rest of the Avengers behind to think about what they just heard. Steve was speechless and didn't speak when he made his departure from the tower. "I'm thinking about joining the X-men! So don't have time for this shit!" Natasha laughed glancing over at Thor. "Too bad you aren't a mutant!" Bruce replied.

On the giant Shield helicarrier, that was hangar to many f-22 jets and many other high-tech military grade weapons, many agents surrounded Tony as he landed on top of the carrier. "And what can I do for my paparazzi? You already got the scoop on me sleeping with Kim Kardashian, you greedy animals!" Tony inquired as a woman with short, wavy chestnut brown hair who seemed to be another agent of Shield. One Tony has come to admire and resent at the same time. " Maria Hill, are you here to take up my offer on that night out on town?" Tony jokingly inquires before being slapped by the agent, nevertheless he continued forth as if anything hadn't occurred. " Not quite, captain smart-ass! I'm here to show you to Director Fury! Right this way!" Maria retorted leading him inside the headquarters where many advanced computers were being utilized by the agents. Tony decided it was best to ignore their daily chatter, as it would just serve to confuse him.

"And where are the rest of you? I said I wanted the entire team not just a Charlie Sheen wannabe!" Fury questioned the whereabouts of the other members. " Hey I resent that, Nick! I get way more ass than Charlie Sheen and you know it! And they will be here shortly!" Tony retorted following the director to the jailing area. There were many villain and criminals being held for their crimes against mankind. Such as Doc Ock, Electro, The Abomination, Crimson Dynamo and etc.

The most recently apprehended was being held along down the way in the furthest cell. Fury keyed in a seven digit code, unlocking the many vault walls that were securing the prisoner within. "Why the extra security?" Tony asked before the last two vault walls opened. "Because the person you're about see isn't like the other criminals here. She was a little bit more resistant and didn't seem to keen on being apprehended! Show him, Agent Maria!" Fury ordered glancing back at Tony who was staring at Maria, who unzipped the top of her jumpsuit. Revealing her burgundy bra and the large scar that went from her shoulder down to her waist. The scar looked like it was still very fresh.

"Where did that come from, Maria?" Tony inquired surveying the scar before she zipped her jumpsuit back up.

"I was attacked by the criminal behind this cell! She had swung her katana so hard, if I hadn't of dodged it...I would've been sliced clean into halves!" Maria retorted. Tony had a look of shock and awe on his face as the final vault wall had flipped open to reveal the same woman that attempted killing Naruto in the hospital. They had removed her mask revealing the kind face that had tricked the blonde in believing she was innocent. Her green orbs glare daggers at them all before she began beating on the cell glass. " What the hell is she?" Tony questioned pointing at the caged woman who attempted to break the glass with her sorcerery only to find it was in vain. The glass wasn't going anywhere anytime soon.

"She's a sorcerer. Said to have attacked some kid in the hospital. I guess the kid was extraordinary to begin with as the fight had took to the streets of kid must've still been weak and was in danger of her killing him. It was then that the kid was saved by Spider-man before my associate Black Dart, showed up and immobilized her. It would seem even his special black acid wasn't enough to kill her, only putting her in a death like state much to his surprise." Fury answered. Suddenly the Cherokee warrior himself appear out of thin air. "She should've died. It's impossible that her body was able to fend off my clan's special weapon. No one has lived to tell the story of being hit by my darts! I'm afraid Sutorenji and his men have gotten more powerful than they were when we had last battle!" Black Dart stated staring at the woman who was growling at him.

"You! You're the reason I'm behind THIS DAMNED GLASS! I'M GONNA FUCKING RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE! I SWEAR THAT ON MY HONOR AS SORCERER THAT YOU SHALL DEPART FROM THIS WORLD WITHOUT A HEAD!" Enraged she declared she would have her vengeance against the dart thrower. She pressed her face and hands against the glass, adverting her attention back over to Tony who she licked her lips at. Normally when a woman did that, Tony felt flattered however this time it only serve to send shivers up his spine. For some weird reason Tony had a feeling that he wasn't gonna like this woman.

"I like you! I think I might fuck your brains out before I kill all of you! I can almost taste it! And you haven't showered in week, that oughta be sweet! Let me out, you fucking bald cyclops bastard!I can't wait any longer! I can Taste it!" The lady cursed at Fury who laughed at her, only angering her more."You aren't going anywhere but I tell you what...You're gonna tell me more about your boss and how we can find him!" Fury retorted. Tony had felt like he'd seen a ghost after the sexual threat he receive from the woman.

"Hahahahahahahaha!" The lady laughed staring with killing intent at the agents." What's so funny?" Maria inquired. "I could've sworn I had cut you down, slut." She replied. "Well you sworn wrong! I liked the look on your face when you got shot in your back again! Really you should keep your guard up more!" Maria shot back grinning.

"Hahahahahaha! You all are too late! Master is already assembling his army! He's gonna take over as God of your world! And when he does, I'm coming for you, Tony!" She declare before licking her lips a second time at Tony, who slammed a hand against the glass.

"Good luck! Crazy bitches don't get to ride on the Tony Stark Express!" Tony replied.

" Shut her in, Hill." Fury ordered before walking away.

Maria put the seven digit code in again, causing the vault doors to flip back over. However before the cell was completely covered the woman had pointed at Tony before licking her lips a third time. "Great! Now I got a crazy broad trying to rape me now! Just awesome! Don't say a word, Maria! I swear!" Tony shouted. "What? You get what you like, Mr playboy! Hahahahaha! I'd protect my junk if I was you! Hahahahaha!" Maria laughed before walking off.

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Chapter ended! To be continued!