Chapter 6
Note: I will not be doing every episode of the entire Legends of awesomeness because of how long it would take as well as the parts that were just plain stupid. I will still mention those episodes if maybe just in a passing word or sentence. I thank you all for reviewing and am trying to get better at my writing because at times I noticed how bad I am. I do wish we can keep going until the end. I got an idea from one review in particular with its vocabulary...so to say. Hope you like) 3 you all
Now before we begin the next of the problems we had I must tell you something. It seems that I may be in a bit of a pickle and let me tell you that I need help. It kinda started with the honeymoon of me and my Wife Viper. We had gone to her family's private hot spring that had been unused by her family for years. She had brought me here in hopes of getting me alone if not for the fact that...the other girls came along. The strangest thing of all was that they were being so calm about being here while my wife clung to me.
"Honey, might I ask why these ladies are here while we are on our honeymoon?" asks Viper as she squeezes my arm a little.
I smile at her and say, "I really have no idea, my love. I am as surprised as you because I thought that a honeymoon meant being alone."
One of the girls sitting across from me, Scorpion, says, "Why are you being so bashful, lover? After all, being my loyal subject does mean you are my slave in every way."
I feel myself getting close to death as an aura of anger comes from Viper as I say, "I never heard that in our contract, Mistress Scorpion. Why might I ask are you others here?"
The female Mantis, who still I have not learned the name for, says, "You are my fiancé. I am able to be here because of the pending marriage."
Tigress says, "I came to enjoy the hot springs. It is enjoyable to get away from the stress of life at times."
Fang Wang stands there and says, "I have no place else to hide since I escaped the guards. Might as well hang here for now and watch."
Looking at Viper, I ask, "Umm...honey. Is there anything you can do to help me?"
She looks at me before saying, "Later maybe. For now I suggest you wait here while I talk to these ladies alone in the hot spring."
A feeling of foreboding comes to mind as I say, "I think I will go out to gather us some food then since we might not have enough for so many mouths."
She nods and turns to the ladies before I dash out of there. Something was not right with the atmosphere in that room and from what I could tell...it was aimed at me. Grabbing my handmade bow and a quiver of arrows I head out into the forest. I needed to go hunting for food and it was actually a lot harder to hunt in a place where most animals, not all, are humanlike. Hunting was something I learned to master here when needing meat for any of the American dishes I knew. I have to admit that I kinda don't like having to hunt animals but the thought of eating Chinese food like what my step-mother made kinda just made me sick. I hated that stuff before I came here and now it just was ridiculous.
My mind was once again starting to stray from its path and I knew that Shifu had taught me better...god I am starting to sound like Tigress. Jesus that is a horrible thought but yet it was true none the less. The path shown here before me as a martial artist was one of difficulty and yet my past just made me worse. I stopped in my tracks as realization comes to me. I have been a horrible person as of late and looking upon my actions was proof enough. Not only did I let bad things happen but at times I even hurt the feelings of others. In my selfish and human nature I had hurt those that were like family.
Seeing that my actions had been causing this turmoil as of late, I sit down and begin to meditate so as to focus my mind. I needed to think and review my own mind and heart so as to find out why I was being such a terrible person. I begin to sing the song called Die Young, as I slowly enter my trance like state. With my mind focused I begin to enter into my mind and make a mental image.
A house appears before me that resembled a farm house but the colors were wrong and did not match the picture I wanted. Looking at it I walk forwards in my mindscape towards the house trying to figure out what was the imperfection that caused this house to look wrong. It was not the structure nor was it the earth beneath it but the interior. Opening the door I see the problem that I had caused. The inside was that of the home I had been raised in by my mother. That woman had ruined so much in my life and that anger towards her was causing this to effect my judgment and my feelings in life.
Looking about I sigh sadly when I hear the voice I desperately had wanted to kill so many times before, "Hello son. Why don't you get comfortable so I can brush your hair out like old times?"
I turned to my right to see in the doorway...my mother. Her fake smile and her eyes that shown distain looked down at me. I knew the truth of why she never liked me and it had haunted me for so long. She hated that I was a boy and not the precious daughter she always wanted. I had ruined her dream of having a girl to bring up just like her and unfortunately she sought to change that many times by forcing me to be like a girl.
I knew that anger would only make this worse and yet it was hard to ignore such a feeling towards her. Thinking of Viper I calmly say, "Mother I am sorry but no. I am not your little girl but a grown man now. I must make my own path without you to change my course. I wish I could love you as I did when I was small but...I cannot."
"Do not speak to me like that! I am your mother and you will learn to treat me with respect." she states as her eyes narrow down at me.
I felt like such a child under those eyes and yet holding firm I state, "Mother...I am sorry but respect is earned not taken. I have learned much since I left and I am thankful for this path I have found. One day we may meet again and I may forgive you entirely then but for now I can only say how saddened I am that you wanted to change who I am."
I turn and begin to walk away as I hear her scream my name in anger, "NATE get back here. NATE!"
I open the door and close it behind me before falling to my knees in pain. All the anger towards me had been my own hatred and it felt to cruel. This anger had made me hostile towards others and even abusive. Now that I knew such existed in my soul, I could now make wiser choices. Another image appeared before me of a classroom. Looking inside I see myself in middle school which had been such a close time to me when death had almost broke me.
I look upon the scene where a group of bullies hold me down and take my lunch money which I had worked hard to get. The bullies had done that every day because they knew no one saw me. A loner back then, I had hidden myself behind a cloud of mystery and acting so as to keep myself sane from the abuse of my mother. The teacher came into the classroom to see me on the floor. She was a beautiful lady and was very caring of me back then. She had helped me so many times by taking me to the nurse and yet always asked who did it...to which I never said. Than that horrible night happened when I finally snapped.
I had pulled out a pair of pencils and with a horrible smile on my face, began to stab the bullies with them over and over again. I had nearly killed them when I looked up and saw the look of horror on the face of my teacher. That look...of pure fear and disgust had hurt me more than the pain of the punches and kicks I received by the bullies.
With tears flowing down my cheeks I see the smaller me look at her and say with a smile, "It's okay teacher, I helped everyone. They will never hurt anyone again. I did good didn't I?"
The teacher screamed and ran out of the room right past me. I walk into the room and look down at my smaller version and say, "You did wrong because you took life which meant something. We did wrong because we thought it was right and now it haunts us. We must seek forgiveness and find a better reason to help others. Violence causes more problems than it solves and we know too much of violence."
The little me looks up and says, "We did too much wrong. Free us from it and save us."
I nod and hug the smaller me before I stand and walk out to see one more image before me. It was my father in military uniform and he looked so much younger.
"Son...Nate I am glad to see you. I really am sorry that I was never there for you most of the time and I understand you were lonely. I tried my best to be a good father but never thought past myself and my job. I tried my best but after your mother left I...I looked for a reason for myself more than you. I forgot that you were in pain and suffered while I found love. Love blinded me to my duty as not only a soldier but as a father. My love blinded me and now I can't see you again. It is my fault." he states as he looks at the ground.
I hug him and say, "It was not just you father but me as well. I caused problems as well because of my own goals. I know you helped the family and that you have a duty to not just us. You gave up your time with me to help and I am proud. I wish I was more like you but I let pain and grief hold me down. I know that I was wrong in what I did and I know my path now. I found love myself and the funny thing is that she isn't even human. You told me once that love helps you find a better future. I found it and I will do my job to be just like you."
Pulling away from my father I salute him as he says, "Son, you do me proud. One day I hope we can both find a path together to live with."
the image of my father begins to fade as he salutes. I begin to fall out of the trance as my eyes open to pain and tears. falling onto my side I let out all the pain, suffering, and anger fade through the tears and skin on me. After about a half hour I find myself unable to cry anymore and with what felt like a lighter body.
Standing up I look at the bow I was going to use to hunt before breaking it and throwing it into the brush. Looking towards the Hot spring house I head back towards it and begin to walk. I find myself smiling unlike my usual poker face. Having cleared my heart and soul of my bad feelings I find myself a happier person.
Opening the door I stop in my tracks at the scene before me...with a little bit of a nosebleed. Before me is one large bed with all the girls on it with nothing to cover up their dignity, that includes Tigress. Viper seems to be talking to the female mantis while Fang, Tigress, and scorpion seem to be discussing something. The problem with how they are laying shows me two things right off the bat. One is that tigress has a very prominent set of boobs with bright pink nipples and two that Fang Wang's lower lips seem to be a brighter pink.
Viper seems the first to notice me because she smiles and asks, "So husband, you see anything you like?"
I stutter trying to find the right words while blushing profoundly, "I...I am very s...sorry for disturbing you all...I umm shall go boob...I mean bed down in the side leg...I mean room."
The girls except for tigress giggle before Viper asks, "Why don't you join us husband? After all I told the girls here what I feel and they all agreed that they have the same feelings. We have made some rules on spending time with you and have agreed on a polygamous marriage."
My mind tries to process this as I ask like an idiot, "Polygamous? wh..what does that mean exactly?"
Tigress finally speaks up with a blush as she says, "It means you can have more than one wife you idiot."
My brain by this point is almost like a fried hard drive as I say, "I...isn't that a bad thing to do? I mean after all I am already married to viper."
Viper gets off the bed before coming over to me and slithering up my body as she says, "That is true but after a long talk with the girls...we decided that since you might be energetic for just me than why not have some help. We talked and found that most love you while others find you ...interesting."
Viper pulls me to the bed before saying, "Now stud I believe it is time to get undressed and party like animals."
(Lemon Warning. Leave now to save your innocent mind)
Going forward I climb onto the bed as my wife begins to take off my shirt leaving my bare chest exposed to the light for them to see. Where once flab held onto my stomach, now only muscles resided since I constantly exercise. Fang Wang is less patient and uses her razor sharp feathers to cut off my pants leaving me nude and in full glory before the girls. Apparently the girls liked what they saw because Tigress gasps at the size alone.
I look at my wife and lean down to kiss her while I feel the female mantis, I really need to ask what her name is soon at this rate, begins to play with my nipples with those claws of hers and a certain owl begins to get me at full mast. Holding the kiss with my wife I moan happily as soon I feel a wet sensation below as a beak encircles my manhood. Viper pulls away from the kiss and smiles at me before adjusting herself so that her tiny slit is before my mouth. A sweet aroma permeates from her lower lips to fill my nose with its smell.
"Please husband. Show me how much you love me." she asks me which I get to right away.
Making sure to use my hands to please scorpion and Tigress, I begin using my tongue to help my wife find her joyful scream of pleasure. My hands work hard to get scorpion and tigress wet and ready for whatever they want to do later just as I feel the wet sensation of a beak lifting off my hard member. I am about to protest when I have to moan at the sensation of wet feathers and a tight vice on my member tells me why she had changed positions. Viper was a wiggling mass as she kept tightening and loosening on my face because of my licking into her deepest parts. Viper tasted quite sweet and I must say that I would love to do this more with her.
Viper doesn't last long and finally gushes her juices on my face before slowly falling onto the soft bed where she lays panting. Licking what juices I can, I than look down at the female mantis and see her using one of her claws to masturbate herself.
"If you want I can see what I can do to help?" I ask her.
She instantly takes me up on my offer and walks up my chest till she is over my mouth and I see her tiny lips between her legs. Using my tongue once more I slowly open up her lips as each lap gets my tongue farther into her. I will make sure next time I hold her claws of something because they kinda hurt as they dragged against my face. I probably was bleeding a little but my manhood was beginning to lose the fight against those vice like confines of Fang's pussy. Taking my hands put of Scorpion and Tigress, I grab a hold of Fang Wang and begin to go faster as I let out my load into her.
Fang falls over and looks to be exhausted since she stays down, Tigress seems ready to take her spot but sees that I am not ready. Unfortunately, I think, for me Scorpion stings me with her tail and I find myself even more ready than before.
Her simple explanation is, "I wanted to make sure I got a turn. Aphrodisiacs are the best thing to help and can make everything a lot more interesting."
Tigress grabs my manhood firmly and sinks down to the base in one go even as a little blood leaks from her. With a growl and digging of claws into my side, she begins to bounce on me with her tight and wet walls while her fur tickled my skin. The female mantis on my face was close to finishing because of how deep her claws were digging into my skin. Suddenly she screams happily as I catch her before she falls and set her on the bed.
I look at scorpion and ask, "Your turn or are you gonna wait?"
"Of course I will wait. I didn't use that aphrodisiac just to watch even if it is a good sight to watch." she states as I see her tail going behind her and is moving like a living dildo. I smile at her but grimace at the pain I got from those claws of tigress before having an idea. Grabbing tigress's arms I throw them away suddenly and grab tigress. Turning her around as she yelps in surprise, I soon have her on her hands and knees as I drive my manhood into her now deflowered pussy hard and fast. Her yowls of pleasure get louder, almost as if this was what did it for her, while I kept going.
She felt close just by how her inner walls were moving and I knew that I should show her a better way to get please. Grabbing her breasts I lean over and bite her neck lightly as I drive into her close to finishing myself. Her yowls of pleasure get louder as my fingers pinch her nipples hard and I bite hard. Moments later she screams happily as I fill her squeezing pussy with my newest load. Panting I role off her as she collapses and I lay there tired though still at full mast. Scorpions seems to take this as her opportunity as she crawls up on my with her slick chitin hide and uses her tail to help guide me to her opening. She looks at me helpless before her as she thrusts herself down and taking half of me inside on the first thrust. I groan in pain from yet another sting from her to add more aphrodisiac and please from having such a tight and wet vice yet again holding me captive.
Unable to stop her I lay there exhausted as she slowly begins to get a better hold of me and gets an angle that helps her feel more pleasure as well. She moans happily at finally having something that could satisfy this itch she had been wanting for a long time. She had been so long in fact without this that she gushed pretty fast which in turn caused me to moan as my load was sucked out like a wave.
Unable to move after such an exhausting and quite spontaneous orgy with these girls, I feel one last body on mine making me groan in pain.
"Please no. I can't take anymore." I say with closed eyes as I try to even move.
The voice of my wife says, "I will wait till later honey for that. For now I just want to help you because of such rough sex with the girls had made you a little...scratched up. I am bandaging you if you will let me."
I nod and slowly drift off to sleep as my wife presses some nerve points to help me rest up before she bandages me.
(Lemon end for now)
I wake a couple of days later to find bandages wrapped around my stomach area and my forehead where I had been hurt from that little session of sex with the girls. Getting up slowly I slowly regain my bearings as I walk outside to find the girls all talking near a fire where it looks like they are cooking yams.
"Hey girls...sorry if I slept in. You girls did kinda rough me up after all." I say jokingly.
I am taken by surprise as Tigress jumps on me and begins to apologize profusely as if she had done something horrible.
I smile and hold her close as I say, "It's okay. You did nothing wrong. After all did you not have a good time?"
She pulls away and blushes as she mutters something. I look at my wife as she slithers over and climbs up on me.
Viper pulls Tigress close and says, "You did nothing wrong. After all we didn't make any rules on sex and stuff like this."
A look of mischief appears in my wife's eyes as she pulls tigress face to face with her before kissing tigress on the lips. Tigress's eyes go wide with shock as giggles from the other girls can be heard making Tigress turn red and running off into the bamboo trees to calm down.
I look at my wife and say, "That wasn't nice. We didn't even know if she likes girls and yet you do that. I thought it was my job to cause trouble."
She looks at me and says, "What if I want to try something different? After all you have me and the other girls now so I can't always have you. Might as well have something to do."
I shake my head and reply, "Don't you mean Someone to do."
I look at my wife and hold her close before saying, "We should head back to the Jade Palace. After all we might find them in need of help again."
She nods and starts to get the girls ready for the long track back to the Jade Palace. Some like Scorpion and Fang Wang have roomed up in an old house on the edge of town where me and Viper can visit if need be while another, the female mantis, has moved into town and has become a dance teacher. Tigress thought it would be best to act like nothing had happened even if every once in a while she might need help in her room with only me.
Seems that Viper likes this Harem idea and I kinda just told her, "So long as we don't do this with everyone at once. I am worn out and my body hurts."
Her reply to that was, "Get over it. After all if we get more girls than you got to learn to take it."
I seriously feel like she is punishing me with this harem thing but I am unsure how. It's like she is threatening to give me too much of something good...like cake or...money.
I am unsure for now but back to my original goal of this which is to write about the troubles of the Jade Palace. Out next problem occurred during a quite day. Shifu asked Po and me to help out cleaning some old artifacts that had started to get covered in dust.
Po's response as we enter the building of ancient artifacts was, "Cool! As far as dumb chores go, this one is kinda awesome."
I looked about, as I looked at the dust build up, and ask, "How did it get so dusty in here, Master Shifu? I thought this place would be cleaned like the rest of the Jade Palace."
His response to me while Po looked at some stocks was, "It is because some of the artifacts here could cause problems if they are handled wrong by outsiders. That is why we clean this area ourselves instead of others."
Po begins to mess with a mask and almost drops it if not for his face catching it as Shifu says, "Don't handle the artifacts Po, just dust them gently."
Po than sees a small mirror and says, "I head of this. The mystical Mirror of Yin and Yang. Cool."
I looked at it as Master Shifu says, "That you can handle."
Me and Po both looked at him and ask, "Really?"
Shifu smiles and says, "Because it is a replica. The real one is safely locked away in that cabinet."
Po instantly wants to look inside as Shifu says, "Don't touch it, dust. The sooner you finish, the sooner you can search for crocs in the kitchen."
Each pause he uses gets Po to stop from opening the cabinet if for a second before leaving. I look at Po looks at the cabinet.
"No. don't touch it." he says to himself before opening it anyways.
I go over to him and touch his shoulder before saying, "I do not think it wise to do that Po. Remember what Shifu said."
Po looks at me and says, "come on. What could one look do?"
I reach to grab his arm to stop him but he shrugs me off just enough to make me back up and trip over what I think is the feather duster he dropped. Falling backwards I hit my head on a small wooden pillar before a small vial drops onto my head. The vial breaks and spills its pink glowing liquid onto me. Unable to see because of the stuff on my head that covers me, I do not notice Po looking into the mirror.
"Damn it Po. I thought we talked about this. Every time you look or do something, something happens and we have to go through a lot of trouble. Crap, I better go tell Shifu about this and find out what this stuff is that fell on me before I grow a second head or something." I state as I get up and begin to walk to what I think is the door only to walk into the cabinet.
I hear an explosion but can't see anything because of the liquid in my eyes as I say, "Po? What was that?"
"Mine. mine. mine. mine. Po clean that up. *evil laughter* No!" says Po loudly as if mockingly.
"Po! what was that? PO? what did he do this time?" I say out loud as I begin to clean the pink liquid from my eyes and see myself in the mirror which shows me covered in a pink like liquid all over my head and shoulders.
"Really? well that sucks. This is gonna take forever to clean out." I say out loud.
"Nate? where are you?" asks viper from outside the door.
I turn around and am about to respond when a sudden weight hits me in the back and sends me to the ground with a groan.
A feminine voice from above me says, "Oh yay. I finally can do what I want. This will be so fun. Oh you must be me. I'm sorry."
I slowly get up and look behind me to see...oh god...the female me. This female version of me was exactly my height and had all my looks but...more...feminine? I think is the word. She kinda resembled a cross between Madison Pettis and Kylie Jenner. She also seemed to be wearing the same uniform that I was but...it seemed a little too small on the chest area...those things could not be real for someone that age.
I finally stop looking at her and ask, "Where did you come from?"
She points at the mirror before moving out of the way and putting the cloth back over it and says, "The mirror of course. It is the Mirror of Yin and Yang of course."
I than ask, "And...your me? or I mean...a version of me than?"
She smiles happily and says, "Why of course, silly. After all why do you think I look like the female version of you when viper uses that one potion."
I blush and say, "Please don't repeat that. I try to hide that fact but...isn't the point of a mirror to reflect? You don't look like this." as I indicate myself.
She giggles and says, "That's because of whatever that stuff is that fell on you. Instead of the yin being your good and yang being your bad, it made the yin be me and yang be you."
Feeling confused I say, "wait so because of this pink liquid...the mirror didn't do its proper job?"
She nods and says, "Yep, yep, yep. You got it right."
I hang my head in defeat and say, "So do we fix this or do I just let you go off to who knows where and don't care."
She thinks on that and says, "hmmm...let's ask Shifu what is best. After all he is the Master here."
I nod and ask, "Can you help me up. I seem a little...dizzy after that glass shattered on me."
She nods and helps me stand before we start walking towards where Shifu usually is, inside the Jade Temple. She helps me as I lean against her lightly. Her help was quite helpful and quite nice at that as we walk slowly towards the temple when we see crane.
"Hey Crane. How you doing today?" I ask as the female me says, "Oh hello there."
Crane stops walking and looks at me and then the female me in confusion before asking, "Nate...who is that helping you?"
I look at her and say, "Long story. Let's just say that I need Shifu for now. Also might want to get Po to come visit Shifu."
He nods slowly and says, "Shifu is in the training hall. He did want to see you and Po...I'll go get Po than and tell him."
I nod and change course towards the training hall with help from my female version before something comes to mind, "Umm..what is your name? I mean mine is Nate but yours can't be Nate as well."
She giggles and says, "Of course not. Mine is Natasha. After all Nate I am what you would be if you were a girl."
I nod slowly and say, "okay...well let's find Shifu and correct this before it gets out of hand."
Slow as we are since I seem to be in a little pain as well as her, we finally arrive at the training hall where everyone except Po seems to be already.
I look at Shifu and say, "Master Shifu, I need your help."
Shifu looks at me and I finally notice that everyone seems to be in bad shape. He then sees the girl beside me and asks, "Who is that?"
I sigh and say, "Shifu, please hold the questions until after I explain please. Let's just say that my head hurts and at the moment I got the pink liquid all over my face. So please listen."
He nods slowly and listens as I explain what had happened along with her. She explains what she knows of what I seem to be unable to understand in great detail.
Shifu then replies, "That would explain why Po has been acting strange today but that doesn't explain why she is here."
I sigh and point at her as I say, "She is me...*sigh* it's complicated. I'll let her explain."
She than smiles and giggles as she holds me happily from behind and explains in great detail what she could figure out from her more complex mind.
Shifu raises an eyebrow and says, "I do not think we can just return her to her original state inside you and it looks like separating you would be hard on her since she seems to be happy closer to you. I think the easiest solution would be to let her be who she is and let her act how she wants. That vial that dropped on you is supposed to slowly turn an enemy into the opposite gender over time. It was made by an ancient potions master and there was no cure for it. After you looked into the mirror I think it separated your two personalities as the Yin and Yang in order to let you stay as you are. To put you back together may force you to become her and that would destroy who you are."
Viper looks at Natasha and asks, "Do you have anything to add to this?"
Natasha looks to think for a second and giggles before pushing herself more against me as she says, "nope. I just wanna stay with myself forever."
I seem to be not the only one who hears something strange with that as I ask, "What do you mean by that?"
"Why I mean that you and me will be together like you and Viper and the other girls." she states happily.
Monkey and Mantis ask out loud, "Other girls?"
I face palm as Natasha does while Viper explains, "I agreed with a few other ladies to share my husband. It seems we have one more who wants to share him."
At that I finally figure out what was odd about this by saying, "Natasha that's like...incest."
She giggles and says, "No its not. I may look like you but my DNA is different. So basically you and me are not related."
Trying not to think on this complex problem I say, "I will let you and viper talk this out. This is too much for me to handle."
She smiles and waves goodbye to me as I head to bed. I know that soon they will face Po but I guess with Natasha helping them, it will be a lot easier. I jsut can't handle more surprises lately. After all having to deal with five women is bad but now...a female me? I don't think I can handle this unless I get a days rest.
I found out the next day that they had sealed evil Po back into good Po and now he was back to his old self. Interesting thing is that Natasha did get hit a few times but it didn't transfer from her to me like it did with Po. Shifu told me he would look more into it when he could.
Well ladies and gentlemen of the Valley of Peace, I am sorry to say but this book is finished until next time. I unfortunately have to spend the night with Natasha and Viper for a very...strange conversation. I will see you in the next book.
