And I'm back!
Anyways first off pichufan101 and Crystahl Cheney thanks for favoriting; Jayyefire and Legandz25 thanks for following and thanks Gunlord500 for reviewing...also Silvia is a girl and you used 'he'. Just thought I make it clear as we haven't met my brother's self insert yet.
Anyways Ill explain more things later(like why this says 'book 1' in the title), now onto the chapter!
I still own nothing...nothing referenced belongs to me either. Except the name "Rosetena" maybe. ah forget it. Now anyways *opens new tab on computer* while you read I shall try to find more news on fire emblem if. I want this game so badly...WHY CANT THEY PULL A POKEMON AND RELEASE IT ALL ON THE SAME DAY?! WHY?!
Bag-face Risen, why do you exsit in all of your ugliness? Where did you even come from if Lucina won't jump to this time from an apocataliptic hellhole? Why am I being so scholarly thinking in the middle of a fight?
But you won't answer, because your dead. And you don't bleed, upside to zombies that won't eat your brains. Free exp for me without having to feel like I'm gonna throw up from all of the blood, because said blood does not exist.
Great, more are coming, I'm guessing I'm killing the risen Lucina was originally supposed to kill..in an alternate timeline. Time Travel, how you make my head hurt. Naga, why must you send me to the original timeline. Without Emmeryn sacrificing herself god knows how long the Plegia-Ylisse war is gonna take and The Valmnese conquest being halted. Shit Basillio's actually gonna die this time around, along with Emm. Damn it. Those are gonna be the first people Grima takes. Techinically. Damn time travel. I think this over more later, for now, deal with the Re-Deads/Risen.
Dodge one, stab lance in chest and pull it up, ripping the body in half, that felt like a crit. "Your story is over!" I yell out. Heh, that seemed like a good crit quote. Gonna need three more, everyone else has four different ones.
And more are coming through, Bag-faces...Bag-faces everywhere! So many Bag-Faces.
I have two choices from my point of few, fight and possibly die or run and try to find the Shepards. I like the idea of help better than having no help whatsoever. Bag-Faces you may have outnumbered me...but I shall win, with help! Help is good, I am not a coward, I am just trying to find help. Because holy shit I've already killed around twenty and there are loads more of them. Anyways, to find the helps.
I turn Rosetena's reins towards where I can feel the most heat. I think the giant earthquake still happened, as you know..there are still firy comets blazing through the sky. And I will not quote the prince of Egypt. I will not quote it!
Rosetena begins to gallop, I can feel ash and dirt flying onto my face, hear the Risen's unnatural gurgling and moans behind me. This is something I never wanted to have to do in real life. Fleeing from zombies in the middle of a burning forest on a horse. Yup, definitely not on my todo list of what to do in life.
Oh, hey, clearing up ahead! And there are the Shepards in all of there 'All of the enemies are dead now' fase.
"What? You again?!" Frederick begins to glare at me.
"If you just saw more of those...things," Can't call them Risen, to spoilery for the moment "Then there's more on my tail. Holy shit. There's a lot of purple, red glowy eyed things out there."
And there's the 'oh shit' faces, except for Sully "Heh, more? We can take 'em." And now, since through out all of my time here I've been swearing every twenty seconds, I have a feeling we are going to becomes friends.
"Ragrh mufluffdd," with that the Risen tumble out behind me, and I run over to the group.
"Told ya there was a lot," I say, brushing loose strands of hair out of my face. What? Braids always come loose in a matter of time. Maybe I should cut or put my hair in a ponytail from now on? Damn it Silvia, think about looks later, fight zombies now!
"Sully! Err..Silvia wasn't it?" Robin asks, turning to me.
"Silvia, thats my name. Gotta problem with that?" I ask, looking up at Robin. He's default male basically. Which means I'm short as shit still. Even on a fucking horse. No offense to Rosetena.
"None at all. Anyways, Sully and Silvia go to the group of five on the left! And attack the lead two!" Robin yelled.
And so I charge up, and find mister bag-face looking at me. And he is being a zombie, and zombies shall now die.
Slash his chest, dodge claws, slash chest again, thanks to them have shitty stats and me being in horse, bag-face turns into purple smoke.
Same thing happens with Sully. "Nice job kid," she calls out to me.
"Thanks. Heads up to your left!" I yell out, blocking a attack with Rosetena.
Sully lunges out with her horse and kills the risen as I move away. Cavalier teamwork for the win!
This repeats until the supposed boss appears by Frederick and Chrom, as Virion is with Robin and Lissa is in the center healing when needed as Robin had form a circle around her. With Virion behind Robin for fear of death.
And the boss is, a yellow bag-face full of exp! Yay, except for the fact it's atttacking Frederick, giving him worthless exp. Damnit hers a great knight, give the exp to some lower class for once Fredbear. Yup, that's your new nickname, Fredbear. Deal with it.
And so, the battle ends. "I think that was all of the ones that ambushed me," I say, trying to catch my breath since I've been fighting for about, judging my the fact it was dark out when we started fighting them and now the sun is beginning to rise, five to six hours. With no break.
"My offer for you to join the Shepards is still open. You fought to save Ylissean lives eariler with no reward in sight. That's enough for me," Chrom says, looking towards me.
"I said no eariler because I prefer being alone, seems that's not a good tactic with those things here in Ylisse. Naga knows what would've happened if I didn't turn and try to find a place where I wouldn't be as corned. I'll take your offer, despite not getting the part about tending sheep on full armor," I joke, yup this is going to be a running joke for a long time.
And so I joined the Shepards as Naga wanted me to, meaning I will eventually see them die, brutal, painful, deaths and then raise there children. Yay original timeline, and now I'll stop being sarcastic.
And so now I will ride off as we begin to march...to Ylisstol.
"Hey, er Silvia wasn't it?" Robin asks me walking next to me.
"Yup that's my name!" I say back, slowing Rosetena down a bit so we can hold a conversation.
"I'm just wondering,How is someone your age running around alone? Your just a kid," Robin asks, looking at me. Shit, needs a reason. Erm...
"I was with my older brother eariler, but we got separated," I say cooly, maybe that excuse can work. Robin seems to except it.
"Via, just try to keep out of getting stabbed in the gut, I don't want a child dying."
"Okay, got it. Wait? Where did 'Via' come from?" I ask, staring at him. That's new, never had a nickname before.
"It seemed more fitting than your real name I guess," Robin says sheepishly as I glare at him.
"I guess you can use it for me then, no one else," I say finally.
"Got it! See you around then Via!" He says, going up to Chrom. Great, my version of Robin is a bit childish. Wait...did I just have my first support conversation? If I have one with Robin, I'm gonna except one with Sully is gonna happen soon. If it doesn't there will be much annoyance.
And here we are, Ylisstol. Where practically everything is safe and calm. Except those two drunk guys fighting. With a solider trying to break up the fight. Yup perfectly normal.
Wait, there conversing! As in the main four, Sully is kicking Virion in his crotch. He deserves it. Let's be real here. So I begin to wander the stalls of the market near the group.
Everything seems to be there, reminds me of farmer's markets Evey and I would go to with our parental grandmother when we were little. I swear to Naga if anyone makes a paring out of that there will be hell because Incest is not Wincest. No matter what media tells you.
Anyways, the group is heading to see Emmeryn. While Sully gestures to me "Hey! Silvia! I'll take you to the stables so Frost and er..what's your horses name?"
"Rosetena." And finally, at long last I know Sully's horse's name. Frost, seems fitting as its white and a demon from hell. And unless you live in a place without lots of snow, you know what I'm talking about.
"That's a weird name. Anyways, Ill show the stables so our horses can get a break," Sully says, as we ride of towards the palace. Conveniently they are right next to the shepard's barracks. Demounting the horses we start to lead them into some stalls.
Yay. Stahl is here brushing down his horse! Yay Stahl! He was one of my favorite chacters in awakening. He is always the guy who tries to do nice things and has a fricken large metabolism. Seriously.
"Sully! Didn't think you and Chrom be back so soon!" Stahl says, looking at us. However he seems sort of confused when he sees me.
"Shorter than expected. Just a brigand and some creatures from hell," Sully replies "And this is Silvia, Chrom decided to get another new cavalier. But damn she is good with lances."
"Hi," I say as I remove Rosetena's saddle and reins.
"Nice to meet you then Silvia, I'm Stahl," he replies as I nod. Yes I can be shy sometimes, it's weird how sometimes I can shift from meeting people easily to being shy as shit.
Seriously, it's strange. And I don't know why it happens. So anyways, I should probably do something soon. Maybe go to the barracks.
It has been twenty minutes since I have been inside the barracks. And I have already met everyone there, but Kellam. It shouldn't be that hard to find a huge set of armor.
And I feel like Im being...watched. "Hello?"
"So you can't see me either," I jump up and spin around to see Kellam behind me "I've been asking you questions for twenty minutes and you haven't even noticed."
Great, he is as invisible as the game makes him sound. Fantastic.
"Hi..Im Silvia. New around here."
"Kellam, you should know that no one really sees me. Its just what happens for some reason."
"Okay then. You could make a really good assassin. No one notices you and suddenly, BAM the enemies are dead."
"I get that a lot. I like being a knight better however."
"Suit yourself. See you around later!"
Yup being an okay day so far.
"Silvia!" Lissa calls out as Im on a hill near the barracks, saw it as Sully and I put our horses in the stalls. Its nice to watch the sunset on it.
"Yeah?"
"Tomorrow were marching over to Regna Ferox. Emmeryn wants to try and get an alliance with them thanks to the creatures and the Plegeian brigands."
"Mkay."
"What are you doing up here?" Miss a asks, king at me.
"Watching the sunset," I answer, you know ITS NOT LIKE IM ON A FUCKING HILL FOR ANY OTHER REASON WHEN THE SUN IS SETTING!
"Why?"
"It helps me relax, and it reminds me of home," thats true, I had a window back home where I could get up and see the sunrise if I woke up early enough.
"Why aren't you at your home then?"
Shit..excuse, excuse, excuse "My brother started to travel so I got on Rosetena and went with him, then we got separated by a brigand," it works.
"Huh, what is your brother like. You know what my older brother is like already. Its only fair I hear about yours!"
"Hes freakishly tall, and his hair is bright orange, you can only tell were siblings thanks to eye color."
"Woah..How much older is he than you?"
"Couple of years. Why?"
"Just wondering."
"Ive known you for a day, I can already tell this is going to be hell of a journey being with the shepards."
"Yeah, buts its not gonna be that bad!"
Oh, Lissa. Im so, so, so grateful you don't know about the future. Because this is the beginning of the end. Grima is coming, Robin will die and Ill be reduced to the world's most badass nanny. Unless I die first, but if I do, the world is screwed.
Wait...who changed the path this world was going to take...in the first place?
(The person everyone has known was going to appear since the first chapter, PoV.)
God, my head. Damn, what did I do last night. I was with Silvia playing Windwaker and now Im here...wherever here is.
I get up and look around to see, a desert, more desert. And desert. And a skeleton of a dragon. Wait, what?!
And Im gonna leave it there. And Evey, my brother, is officially in the story! SO not he and Silvia are going to take different paths until they cross...and that will last for who knows how long?
Anyways, about the 'book 1' thing. I've spilt this into three parts because of the fact I'm starting with the original timeline, be honest. How many self inserts cover it. Besides this one, none. so heres what each book is, be warned spoiolers are in this, so I warned you, don't say I didn't :
1: Orginal timeline up until the whole Grima thing
2: The hellhole of the future the children came from full of death, destruction, and weird random fluff thrown in with Silvia raising the future children. Because yes, I already have all three wriiten on paper. This one will be the most serious and gorey of all three...BEcause its a fucking apolotaliptic future. What did you expert. So while have hardly any gore, its going up for book 2.
3: TIMETRAVEL BIT! This will focus on Evey more for..obvious reasons. *cough, he's the one assisting the shepards in this timeline, cough* Silvia's path changed a bit, and future!Silvia, who will go by another name, not like Marth, hint its in this chapter, and will preety much be doing her own thing until we meet lucina and shit. Then watch for the humor, adventury, drama, family, friendship, with a twist of romance stuff.
And the spoilers for this series are over. Anywise, that concludes todays chapter.
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