Sasuke and Hinata are trying to keep their relationship secret... And Sasuke accidentally spills the beans.

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When they awoke at sunrise, neither seemed inclined to get up.

He lightly bit her nose. "You have a mission."

"Mmmm." Hinata buried her face in his chest. "Just a few more minutes. I miss…"

"What?"

"…this."

Sasuke sighed as he rested his chin on her head. Keeping their relationship a secret had yielded…inconvenient results, their time spent together condensed to brief intervals, such as the night before. Genin and chunnin working under jounin were forbidden relationships until they were relieved of supervision.

"I miss this," Sasuke countered, causing her to look up at him, a blush coloring her features and a smile tugging at her lips. "But if you don't leave, they'll start looking for you."

Sasuke suspected he was being rather contradictory, as he only pulled her closer. Hinata leaned up, pecking his lips in a kiss goodbye, but it somehow led into another kiss, and then another, until their chain of kisses became a full make-out, and Sasuke was sucking her throat, his hand sliding down to her hip.

There was suddenly a knock on the door. Not just a knock, but a banging. Both froze, and untangled their bodies. Clutching the sheets against her chest, Hinata sat up, activating the byakugan. "K-Kiba and Shino," she said, a panicked expression crossing her face.

"Stay here," said Sasuke, climbing out of bed and fumbling to pull his shorts on. Gathering his cool demeanor, he walked out of the room (closing the door securely behind him), and approached his front door. He then opened it and sneered at who he saw. "What is it?"

Kiba was sniffing around. Not a good sign. "We tracked Hinata here," he said, exchanging Sasuke's sneer with one of his own. "Where is she?"

"I don't know what you're talking about," said Sasuke.

"The kikaichu never lie," said Shino. He was holding a beetle on his pointer finger.

Sasuke grit his teeth. Team eight's infamous tracking skills did not correspond well with his efforts to maintain a secret relationship with Hinata.

"What did you do to her!?" said Kiba, storming forward. Sasuke blocked his way, but a swarm of insects attacked his face. As he struggled to bat them away, Kiba and Shino got passed him.

"Hinata!" Kiba called, obnoxiously opening every door whilst continuing to sniff around. He headed for the bedroom, just as the insects dispersed. "Hinata!" He swung the door open.

"Don't go in there, she's not even dressed!" Sasuke snapped, materializing in front of Kiba and grabbing him by the throat. He was breathing heavily, and did not even realize the sharingan was activated.

But as Sasuke glared at Kiba, he noticed the dog-boy was staring at him, and not over his shoulder. Sasuke threw a glance back into the bedroom to find that it was perfectly in order. The bed was made, the window left open, and there was no sign that Hinata had been there in the first place.

Sasuke turned back to her teammates, both whose expressions were contorting in what he could only assume to be insanity.

"What!?"