Orochimaru creepin' on Sasuke and Hinata.
(requested by illumineau)
"Did you hear that?"
"What?"
"I heard a noise."
"No Sasu– please – please…don't…stop," Hinata moaned, but Sasuke pulled away and sat up, the sheets gathering at his lap.
"I think someone's here."
Equally disheveled, Hinata sat up as well, sheets clutched against her naked body. Her face was flushed as she caught her breath, and Sasuke did not notice the odd twitch of her eye.
"Hinata–"
"What?" she snapped uncharacteristically.
Sasuke glanced at her in surprise. Comprehension dawned in his eyes. "Sorry. I – we'll continue this later."
Hinata twitched again. Sasuke tended to get easily distracted, even during…intimacy. He was a little paranoid, and constantly on alert. She supposed it was a consequence of his being a missing nin.
"Can you just check?" he said.
Hinata glared at him for a moment longer, before sighing. "Fine." Just as she was about to activate the byakugan, a third voice spoke–
"No need."
Hinata and Sasuke froze in shock as a slim, pale man emerged from the wardrobe. The door had been ajar, and the clothes within had been swaying for quite a while, but Sasuke and Hinata had simply dismissed it as a consequence of their enthusiasm. Hinata quickly scrambled behind Sasuke and peeked at Orochimaru from behind his shoulder, her white eyes wide. Sasuke held his arm up to ensure she was concealed.
"Orochimaru," he said. He felt Hinata struggling to wrap her sheets around her, and caught her arm just before she could topple over the edge of the bed. "What are you doing here?"
"I always keep an eye on my underlings," said Orochimaru, slithering forward. "I didn't know that you would be stopping in Konoha after your assignment. Or that you were – involved." His eyes ran over Hinata who had re-attached herself to Sasuke's back like a wonderful, voluptuous growth.
"We're not involved. She's just – she's nothing."
He felt her tremble against him. He hoped she knew he was trying to protect her.
Orochimaru observed them for a while longer as Sasuke glared. Finally, the sannin turned around. "Very well. We better be on our way." He strolled over to the kitchen, and began poking through Hinata's fridge whilst muttering to himself:
"Sex with girls…kukukuku…"
Still being squeezed to death in his girlfriend's hold, Sasuke leaned back, his lips brushing her ear: "We will continue this later."
Hinata lifted her face to meet his eyes with her big watery ones. She pressed her lips against his, catching him off-guard, and the two shared a very-indulgent, super-dangerous kiss that made them smile stupidly against each other's lips. They pulled apart just as Orochimaru threw a glance their way.
"What's taking so long?" said the white snake impatiently.
"She won't get off me," said Sasuke tersely. He detached Hinata's limbs from his body, before climbing off the bed and hastily pulling on his clothes.
"Bitches be crazy." Orochimaru nodded.
"Hn," said Sasuke, and the two strolled out the door of the small studio apartment. Hinata blankly watched; a slight twitch of her eye.
