"There she was, wearing this dress that covered waaaaay less than anything you can properly call a dress covers, and she gives Kanaya all this hassle about not being bold enough in her designs, right? So she's turning around to leave, and Kanaya, ooooh, she had the maddest face! But this wench turns to leave and while she's flipping her hair behind her, her stiletto heel breaks and she trips, flailing all over, and one of her straps snags on a chair, and boom! Ripping noise, and she's on the floor, butt in the air, her dress is torn open and she's in nothing but baggy old granny panties. Hahahaha!" Feferi howled, her laughter echoing through the abandoned theater, joined by Sollux's and even Eridan's begrudging chuckles. The four had come together on the appointed evening for another drinking party, though Kanaya had relayed Karkat's condolences for having to miss the festivities due to a particularly nitpicky coding project.

Kanaya sat with her legs crossed daintily with a victorious smirk; her glass raised, "Karma is a wonderfully unmerciful force."

Sollux, half-through his second bottle of mead, shook his head. "FF, you make me incredibly glad I don't need to forcibly subject myself to shit like that. And here I thought I had a major full of stupid people."

"Nobody has a monopoly on them, silly!" Feferi giggled, dropping down to a conspiratorial whisper "They're everywhere..."

"Shit, they've invaded!" Sollux spun dramatically and faced Eridan with a horrified expression.

The weekend had done little to ease Eridan's irritations with the geek, and he gave Sollux a look over his glasses. "Yeah, look, you been found out. Oh, we're wise to your game, Sol, dumbin' up the place."

Oblivious to Eridan's extra irritation, Sollux gestured with the hand holding his drink, "Don't redirect this back at me. I'm privy to your mind games!"

Kanaya shook her head, gesturing to Sollux, "He really is a lightweight."

"The lightest," Feferi agreed.

"Careful, Fef, he's takin' your title," Eridan smirked as Sollux pouted.

"He can have it" she replied with a shrug.

Sollux slumped backwards in his seat, "Damn it, why do you guys think I'm that drunk? I'm really not! Does it not resonate that maybe I can just sort of let loose around you guys? Maybe?"

Kanaya swirled her drink, "I find it unsafe to let your guard down around those two."

"This ain't 'loose,' Sol, this is two hairs away from fuckin' flaccid," shrugged Eridan, taking a small swig of the lager he'd been nursing. "An' you take that back, Kan. I ain't been anythin' other'n a gentleman."

Feferi meanwhile turned and laid back into Kanaya's lap.

"Now, Fef," Eridan continued, "I make no excuses for."

Sollux turned and looked at her, "Awww it's cute, she's like a kitty. A tiny drunken kitty."

Feferi stuck her tongue out first at Eridan, then at Sollux. "I'm just friendly, is all. Human touch is an important thing, or we'd all have porcupine quills or something. There's nothing wrong with pal-snuggling...now, is there, Kanny?"

"While I find your grasp of evolution amusing to say the least, I suppose I'm not opposed to this as long as you don't stain anything of mine," Kanaya replied as she idly stroked Feferi's hair.

Sollux meanwhile was making slight catlike hand gestures at Feferi, half-teasing and half-playful.

Feferi giggled and pawed the air towards Sollux, "Mrow."

Sollux laughed and replied in kind, tilting his head slightly to try and mimic the angle of hers, "Mreowww."

Feferi rolled over, sprawled across Kanaya's lap, pawing towards Sollux, giggling. "Myaaaa."

Rolling his eyes, Eridan reached over and papped Feferi's ankle. "Fef, you're a fuckin' lady; act like it."

She peered around at him, "Nuh-uh, I'm a drinkykitty right now, so I'm acting like that. Mew."

Sollux laughed at her little antics, a fond little chuckle that tweaked a strange bit of jealousy in Eridan, "So if I keep you on a steady diet of booze, can I just keep you like this?" he asked, before turning to Eridan and cocking an eyebrow, "Psch, she's plenty lady enough anyway, you dick."

Kanaya repressed a laugh, "Oh yes. Full of grace."

Feferi arched back, looking up at Kanaya, "Grace is for sober people."

Eridan huffed, and took another swig.

"Or the mildly intoxicated," Kanaya replied, kissing the tip of her nose. Feferi grinned and sat up to kiss Kanaya's nose in return, and Kanaya chuckled lowly, tipping Feferi's chin up just a little, "Cute little thing..." Sollux's eyes widened at the sight, shifting his legs slightly to get more comfortable.

Eridan rolled his eyes, and Feferi reached for her mead, polishing it off. She crawled on hands and knees around Kanaya and wedged herself between Sollux and the cooler, fishing herself another mead. "Tasty tasty tasty booze."

Kanaya straightened her skirt from where Feferi had lain, "You're going to make a nice trophy wife someday, you certainly drink like a fish."

"Do fish actually drink?" Feferi mused, "Gosh, I hope not. They live in the ocean which is where they and all their little fish-buddies pee. Actually, do fish pee?" She turned to Eridan, seemingly genuinely concerned, "Eridan, do fish pee?"

"Don't know, an' frankly I'd rather not think about it," Eridan shrugged.

Sollux replied with a nod, "Yes, fish pee in the ocean. Also sperm whales use their shit as a smoke screen to elude capture."

Feferi blinked, shuddered, and changed the subject, gesturing with her bottle. "Anyway! I don't know that I'd make a terribly good trophy wife, either, or that I'd want to be! Trophies are things you collect. Oooh, but having my own trophy harem, that sounds like fun!"

Kanaya smiled, "So do you want to collect trophies or trophy husbands? Or wives?"

"Yes. Well, I don't care that much about trophies themselves. But a harem sounds like fun!" she chirped.

"Just like in the animes. Gotta make sure the guys are completely unaware that you're secretly making them compete for your affections or it's all null." Sollux gestured vaguely in her direction.

Feferi shook her head, "What? No, no, no, I mean a harem, not a harem anime. You know, a bunch of sexy people up for pampering me whenever I want, lounging around on cushions or something and wearing clothing that's mostly see-through. Oh, and if they can fan me with those big fans with feathers? Yeah, that's the ticket."

Sollux just stared at her, then Eridan in confusion, then looked down at his own clothes.

Eridan chuckled and raised his bottle to her, "You never was one for thinkin' small."

Kanaya leaned forward, "Honestly. It's always something with her. Either 'world peace for all' or 'enslave all the men for my needs.'"

"Hey, it's not wrong if they WANT to be slaves, is it? And I wouldn't want them if they weren't willing anyway," Feferi scowled. "Just for that, I might not let you play with any of my harem wives. So nyeeeeh."

"And lo I shall cry myself to sleep every night for not allowing me to fondle your sloppiest of seconds."

Through his pleasant booze-buzz, Sollux tuned out and began to hum something, nodding his head and looking up at the ceiling, not quite paying attention.

Feferi poked Sollux in the side, leaning on him, "I'm sorry, are we boring you?"

Sollux jumped a bit, having almost forgotten how close she was. He also suddenly noticed the smell of strawberry hand lotion. "Oh! Oh, no." He then turned it around as he slapped on a smirk, "Why? Do you want my attention?"

"Fef always wants attention," muttered Eridan.

"What's wrong with that? Besides, Sollux's attention is nice, even if it seems short lived," Feferi giggled, leaning against him. "Oooh, you're warm."

Eridan rolled his eyes at her. Honestly, if it had been anyone else on Sollux like that, he might have been a little irate, but he also knew that Feferi was nothing if not a social flirt, and he had come to terms with it long ago.

Sollux laughed, leaning his head on top of her shoulder and catching a whiff of her hair, "I tend to run kind of hot, high metabolism and everything."

"Lucky." Kanaya pointed, "That means you can eat basically anything and suffer few consequences."

Feferi draped an arm around Sollux. "You're like a snarky space heater. We can rent you out during the winter, and you can warm up people's houses by just standing in the corner for a little while."

Sollux blushed just a bit, cautiously sliding his arm around her waist, "So I have to heat multiple houses at once? Sounds like a lot of work, what would I be getting paid?"

"Meh, there's weirder business plans out there, I'm sure. But I guess...I don't know how much it costs to rent a space heater, really. Though, we could probably charge more if we dress you up."

"Wait, I don't like where this is going…"

Eridan quirked a brow, pictures of various potential costumes Sollux might wear to "attract business" as a space heater appearing unbidden in his mind. No, fuck that, Eridan decided, Sollux would be better as a bed-warmer. Wait, no, he was supposed to be angry at Sollux.

"I don't do well with people, so I guess I'd have to trust you to get the business. I'm just the inside man," Sollux smirked.

"As a general rule, we don't take Fef's drunken suggestions too seriously, Sol-" Eridan began, as Feferi hummed and smiled.

"Warrrrrm," she purred.

Sollux looked around, slightly flustered, allowing his arm to squeeze her a little, "So're you."

Kanaya couldn't help but laugh a bit, "He must be."

"He is! Come and snuggle him! He is the toastiest," Feferi grinned, waving Kanaya over.

Kanaya gave Eridan a pointed look, "I think I'll pass. I find it plenty and pleasantly warm where I sit."

"How about you, Eridan? Join the warm and toasty snuggle pile?" Feferi looked up, "You wouldn't mind, would you? You've got a whole other side I'm barely even touching."

The accidental entendre was not lost on Sollux, despite the booze, as he glanced over at Eridan before turning his attention back to Feferi.

Eridan cleared his throat, "Fef, you got no notion on how far is too far, do you?"

Sollux waved his free hand, "It's ok, she smells pretty. Plus Aradia's the only girl who ever touches me. I think I repel women."

"Clearly this is a disproven theory," Feferi said, matter-of-factly as she sprawled in his lap. "One genuine girly-girl, completely non-repelled."

Aradia. Eridan thought back to his recent model. "Right, that girl-buddy a yours, I done a shoot for her the other day. Seems like a right proper dame. How the pair a you got on I'm sure I'll never know."

"Yeah, she's my best friend. Kinda like you guys." Sollux gestured between Feferi and Eridan.

Kanaya piped in, "I can imagine the parallels between you two. I suppose she's nothing like you, right?"

Sollux nodded in agreement, "Pretty much. Doesn't understand computers for shit and loves history and bones and dead things. She works at that coffee place near here. Got way passionate about coffee beans and everything."

Kanaya thought about this for a moment, as though making a note of it.

Eridan pondered over another sip of lager, allowing his irritation to melt for the time being...Sollux insisted he wasn't gay, so he probably never kissed a guy, right? So if he... "So you sayin you never kissed a girl, did you Sol?" he asked, an eyebrow quirked; Sollux had been a complete newbie before Eridan had gotten his hooks into him, he remembered all too well, but it only now dawned on him just how new.

Sollux's eyes widened once again, feeling all eyes on him as he sort of cleared his throat, "Uh, no. I repel women. Weren't you listening?" What the hell was Eridan trying to do to him?

And why was that asshole looking so smug all of a sudden?

Kanaya winced, "That's quite unfortunate."

Sollux continued, defensively, "I went to school for school purposes, I never tried dating anyone. Mostly wasn't interested."

"No girl-smooches? I can help!" Feferi sat up and quickly wrapped her arms around Sollux, pressing her lips to his, his lips tasting of the same mead they both had been drinking.

Sollux internally panicked, oh god oh god oh god, his mind reeled. What the hell did he do? Eridan was right there not two yards away, this was weird on so many levels but holy shit her lips were soft and she smelled so good, he gradually relaxed into the kiss, not sure whether or not it was wise to kiss back, but beginning to anyway.

Feferi smiled into the kiss, feeling him relax, savoring the sweetness of his lips and the warmth of his chest. She could almost feel the daggers Eridan was glaring at her back, but she continued undeterred. You want him, Eridan? Good, maybe this'll teach you that good things happen to those who aren't afraid to act. Meanwhile: tasty, tasty, boozy lips.

Sollux let out a soft groan against her mouth, parting his lips and kissing back with the same energy that she was. He teased her lower lip with his tongue, pulse racing and his hands resting at the small of her back.

Kanaya was fully entertained by this development, "So how are things with you, Eridan?" she asked, conversationally, egging him on just a tad.

Meanwhile, Eridan balked, a quiet fury beginning to flush through him as he watched the scene before him, adding injury to insult, his patience already frayed by the bicolored bastard.

Feferi giggled into the kiss, enjoying this turn of events just as well. She let her tongue flick against Sollux's, and began to suck on his lower lip, softly. Somewhere it registered that this probably wasn't his first kiss ever...oh. Oh. So maybe Eridan had made a move, after all. Twin pangs of uncertainty and guilt struck her, and Feferi pulled her lips away, clearing her throat, "So, yeah, you can't call yourself girl-repellant anymore."

Sollux looked somewhere between longing and surprised, licking his lips as he eyes darted about, "Yeah, good to know... although I doubt one girl's affections really count for the entire gender." He looked over at Eridan for a second before acting like he hadn't, checking back at Kanaya.

"That's a good point," Kanaya replied, before adding teasingly, "Maybe she's your soulmate."

Feferi kissed Sollux's cheek. "I don't know about soulmate, but whoever you end up with is going to be very lucky." She looked over to Eridan, a palpable fury surrounding him. She crawled over and stood, pulling him up by his wrist. "I know that look, you're going to give me a lecture about being unladylike. Come on, let's get it over with."

Eridan stomped behind her until they were far enough away to not be heard, their backs turned to their two friends. Before he could say anything, Feferi was already apologizing, quietly, "Eridan, I'm so sorry...I didn't realize you had already gone for it..."

"W-what? What do you mean, gone for-"

"Okay, fine, don't tell me anything. But, you're mad I kissed him, and...I'm sorry. I didn't know it would piss you off this much, if at all, really."

Eridan sighed, deflating. She really hadn't known, how could she? Sollux, on the other hand...Eridan wrapped an arm around Feferi's shoulders, bumping his temple against hers, "I-yeah. Okay. 'Pology accepted." Feferi kissed his cheek, and he grumbled, "You're still too much a flirt for your own good."

Eridan turned, arm around Feferi, and together they walked back to the other two. "Maybe we should call it a night, guys," Feferi offered once they were near once more.

Kanaya nodded knowingly, "All right, I have things I need to get to anyway. Thankfully I'm not entirely out of it."

Sollux meanwhile emptied his mead, somewhat confused as to what had just transpired. Without complaint or argument, he stood up, doing his best to not fall back over. He looked at Feferi for a moment with a slight grin, "Sure, thanks for not being repelled for me for a while."

She smiled softly, "You're too hard on yourself. Night, guys."

Eridan watched the ladies go as he cleaned up. He didn't even wait for Sollux to help, instead dragging the cooler up the stairs himself, furious, but refusing to look at him. Not yet.

By the time Sollux had realized where Eridan went, he was almost out the door. He groaned and bounded up the stairs after him. Great, spoiled dramatic asshole, of course he was going to be mad at about his friend kissing him. He wasn't quite buzzed enough to start anything conversation-wise, keeping the silence until they reached the recycling bin.

Eridan poured out the rest of the unfinished drinks, then resumed walking briskly, the cooler bumping behind him. He said little as he carried on his post-drinking routine of dumping out the ice and recycling the bottles, though it occurred to him, he hadn't done this in quiet, or in anger, since the first time he'd brought Sollux along. Truth told? Even he was uncomfortable with the silence...shit, when had he gotten so used to Sollux's stupid lisping chattering? He sighed, still silent as he dragged the cooler to the dorm, the object of his afflictions silent behind him all the way.

Eridan least allowed his usual tradition of holding the dormitory door for Sollux, though it was more out of habit than anything else. Finally he croaked, "C'mon. An' get the elevator, will you?"

Sollux stabbed the elevator button and then blurted out quietly, "Are you mad because she kissed me or something? Because I didn't start it, she did."

"Yeah, but she didn' know we had a thing. You did," he grumbled, hushed. "When we get back to the room, okay?"

"Wait, a thing?" Sollux's voice was louder this time as he faced him, "You consider this 'a thing'? I can't do anything without your fucking consent? That's a load of shit."

The elevator chimed, and Eridan pulled him inside, opened his mouth to speak, then grabbed the cooler and dragged it in the elevator. He turned back to Sollux, "The start a bein' a thing, then. C'mon, Sol...look, you liked what I done to you, didn' you? 'Cuz I sure as fuck liked what you been doin' right back, an' I got the notion we both got a lot more to be had, okay."

"Look, I thought you were smart enough that I wouldn't have to have this conversation but I'm not being your fucking boyfriend. I can barely put up with you when you steal my wifi and take forever in the fucking bathroom. Also the part where this is just fucking. I'm not a faggot."

"Neither am I!" Eridan barked, as the elevator opened again. Eridan dragged the cooler with one hand, and Sollux's shirt with the other, towards his room. "Let's do this in private, okay Sol?"

Sollux rolled his eyes as he followed, "Oh right. So not gay, you're dragging me down a fucking hallway because oh no, I kissed a girl and I liked it."

"You live in this direction too, asshole." Eridan dropped the cooler long enough to get his keys and unlock the door. He pulled both uncooperative loads into his room; one of the two he let go, and the other he looked in the eye. "Sol, I ain't got anythin' against you likin' chicks, an' fuck all if Fef ain't easy on the eyes, okay, but I got you in my clutches, an' I ain't about to let you go."

He continued, eyes narrowing as he stared Sollux down and drew him closer. "An' I don' think you mind too much, either. I think you been lovin' what I offer so far, an' you're gonna fuckin' ache for what else I got for you. Ain't that right, Sol? You're gonna want what I can give you, you already fuckin' do, but you're gonna want it so much more..."

Sollux swallowed. Normal, douchey Eridan, he could handle, but now there was a fire in the aristo's eyes that made Sollux feel like…like meat. Like Eridan wanted to consume him whole, and leave no scraps behind. The intensity of Eridan's voice and stare were causing his skin to flush; deeper than it had earlier and more than he'd care to admit. He blinked behind his sunglasses and Eridan couldn't help but notice that in spite of his agitated expression, Sollux wasn't pulling away, "Psch, you're the one who's a fucking possessive addict..."

Eridan smirked, tugging Sollux just a little closer, his voice smooth as smoked glass. "Maybe. Fact is, I want you. I want you now, an' seein' as I got you, I got a mind to be keepin' you; you an' this hot li'l body a yours. An' I'd wager a blow that you want what you know I'm willin' to give you, am I right?"

"Can't tell me what to do." Sollux's voice miraculously remained quite steady as he stared at Eridan's lips, his eyes narrowing as he subconsciously leaned in closer. He couldn't place the scent, not one of colognes or frilly scented shampoos, but there was just something in Eridan's own essential scent that drew him in. His lips parted just the slightest bit.

"Oh, I think I can. Secret is tellin' you to do what we both want." Eridan kissed Sollux, pressing against him, his hands finding their way to Sollux's ass.

Sollux made a sound completely unlike any he had made while kissing Feferi, perhaps only because he didn't have to hold back with Eridan, perhaps not. There didn't seem to be a thing he could do that would chase off Eridan in the heat of the moment. His hands rested against the front of Eridan's shoulders, not quite holding onto him, but at least gripping his shirt in his fingers. His mouth opened easily; still tasting sweet of alcohol.

Eridan sampled his flavor, running his tongue along the orbit of Sollux's lips, as he pressed closer yet, gently guiding Sollux backwards.

Sollux hesitantly followed Eridan's steps, pulling their mouths apart for a second just to gasp breathlessly; seemingly nervous as he swallowed.

Eridan smirked, "See, now, if I was to tell you to do that again, or to lay down on my bed, or to strip down so we can get some fuckin' done...then I WOULD be tellin' you what to do, an' you'd be happy to go along with it, because you want it just as much as I do. Right? An' I got no cause to be denyin' either a us."

"Oh my god, ED, just shut the fuck up already." Sollux grabbed Eridan's hair and bit at his neck, sucking the flesh quickly just as a means to get his weirdly intoxicating voice out of his ears.

Eridan groaned, gripping Sollux's ass firmly, murmuring into Sollux's ear. "Ahh, Sol, but you don't want me shuttin' up, do you? You can't get enough a me yappin' away...fuck, you'd cream your pants if I read the phone book the right way. Nah, Sol, you're too hot when you get worked up, an' I mean to work you good." He pushed Sollux back towards the bed. "Strip. I got plans an' pants ain't invited to this party."

Sollux crumpled up against Eridan's body for just a second as his breath caught in his chest. He pulled back, glared viciously, but nonetheless pulled his jeans and boxers down.

Eridan quickly shed his scarf and shirt, kicking off his pants and underwear with little ceremony. "I know you're eager, Sol, but let's lose the shirt, too..." He laid his hands on Sollux's thighs, sliding them slowly up, over his hips, past his narrow waist, and over his ribs, pulling the shirt up as he went.

Sollux offered a scowl that softened as Eridan's hands slid up his body, making his breath come quicker, teasing the sensitive flesh and making him barely bite back a moan as he shut his eyes and turned his head away from Eridan, "Shit, Eridan..." His cock was already more than half hard, thighs pushed together as his fingers clung to the bed beneath him.

Eridan pulled Sollux's shirt off him, climbing over him. "You're wantin' this, ain't you? You want my hands on that cock a yours? You want to feel my touch? Fuck, I know I want to feel you..."

Sollux swiftly pulled Eridan close to him, mouth open as he mashed their lips together in a sloppy kiss. His tongue immediately slid out and traced the side of Eridan's mouth before diving in for a taste. He didn't fight the position at all, clearly he was in need.

Eridan kissed him, hungrily, greedily, as he straddled Sollux's hips and palmed his partner's member, and Sollux openly groaned into Eridan's mouth once more, breathing heavily and pushing his hips up into Eridan's exploring hand, "Oh fuck yes..."

"I want to fuck you, Sol," Eridan murmured into Sollux's ear. "You prob'ly know this. I want to fuck you so good you shoot your load so hard it leaves dents. How's that sound? You like that idea? You like the sound a bouncin' on my cock like your own personal joyride?"

Sollux's breath shuddered pleasantly against Eridan's ear, chest hitching and heart racing. Still he managed to chuckle, "Way to sound like a fucking pedo, you freak." Sollux's voice was deeper than he'd ever heard it until that point, but clearly not objecting in the slightest.

Eridan ignored the insult, but couldn't escape the tone. He smirked, winding his fingers around Sollux's shaft and giving it a few good pumps. "You want my cock. You ain't said you don't, you stripped down right nice for me, an' you're gettin' harder by the second...you want it, Sol, admit it. Admit it an' it's all yours."

Sollux's back and neck tensed and arched in a way that let the shadows play across the hollow ridges of his collar bones and throat. He bit his lip, another rush of blood directed between his legs before he turned his head away from Eridan and groaned out quietly, almost inaudible between the sounds of their breathing, "Please come on and do it, fuck me..."

Eridan drew away, reaching for a bottle of lube from his nightstand, "You want it, you got it...turn around, let me see that ass."

Sollux did as Eridan said, more willing than before to obey. He turned around reluctantly exposing his ass to Eridan's stare as he bowed his head down in a seemingly demure way.

"Now, let's see…you never let me put anythin' in here before, so I'm guessin' you never bothered usin' your own fingers, right?" he said, opening the bottle, beginning to slick up his fingers, before setting the bottle aside and laying his dry hand on Sollux's ass and pushing slightly to the side, parting him.

Sollux shook his head breathlessly, heart pounding in anticipation, "N-No... does it hurt?" His voice was still quiet, relaying his nervousness.

"It can, if you do it wrong, but I ain't about to do it wrong," he said, running a slicked finger along Sollux's crack, past his entrance. "I'm gonna get you lubed up an' stretched out. You can stop me if you want, but I don't think you're gonna want me to stop..." He dipped his finger in just lightly, testing him, finding him tight and nervous.

Sollux's eyes opened wide as he gasped, groaning softly in discomfort at the intrusion as he squirmed, "Ow, ohh... ah..." The feeling was weird; he hadn't been sure what to expect. It definitely felt like a small penetration for sure, tighter than anything he could call comfortable, but there was something so nice about it, too.

"Shhh, just breathe an' relax an' it'll be easier." Eridan stopped, letting Sollux get used to the finger, "You need me slowin' down? More lube? What? Tell me what's goin' on in there."

Sollux shook his head with a low growl, pushing his ass back with his knees spread, "Nnnng, no, keep going..."

Eridan gently worked his finger around, exploring inside of Sollux, letting him adjust to the feeling, his own wood standing long and proud. A sweet little virgin ass like Sollux's? That deserved all the time and patience that was needed, and Eridan had no intention to genuinely hurt his perving-partner.

Sollux rolled his lower lip between his teeth, doing his best to keep his entrance open without clamping down. It was difficult, but he was trying his hardest to not cry out. He shifted his hips slightly as he choked out, "Hnnng... d-deeper... isn't it supposed to, ah! Feel better if you go deeper?"

"Right you are, good boy..." Eridan chuckled. He pushed his finger in further, withdrawing to add a second one, sloppy-slick inside him. "You're gettin' into this, ain't you...fuck, I knew I'd love gettin' you bedded..."

Sollux gasped, eyes closed, feeling another finger join the first as they pushed against something inside him. The shock burned through him so quickly he couldn't even fight back the wail that tore out of him, his skin growing incredibly hot and flushed. He couldn't even respond in words to the dirty talk he was being fed.

"Ahhh...that's it then, huh?" Eridan brushed against that spot again, and again, and again. "Fuck, you're gonna love this, once I get my cock in you...I can't promise you're gonna be able to walk right after this, Sol, but I can guarantee you ain't gonna want to walk away. Fuck, an' just look at this ass. Nobody been here before?" he cooed, knowing the answer full well. "Nobody got a eyeful of this gorgeous chunk a flesh? Look at you, that grand cock a yours just danglin' there, achin' for my touch, aren't you? You can't wait for me to get to work on your lovely dick...an' I will, fuckin' proper, don't you doubt that, but first things first, Sol, you're just gonna have to wait until I say you're good an' ready."

Sollux nodded and bucked back just slightly as he continued to breathe through the burning stretch his asshole was getting. His fingers gripped the blanket beneath him tightly, giving little regard to how his palms were falling asleep in that position. He leaned his head back to look over his shoulder at Eridan, glasses sliding just a bit down his nose.

Eridan spread his fingers, lightly, gauging the resistance, looking Sollux in the eye. "How's that feel? Think you're ready for my sweet cock in you?"

"I d-don't know..." He panted, body shaking under Eridan's ministrations.

Eridan worked his fingers more, slowly stretching him. "But this is feelin' good by now, ain't it Sol? An' ain't you just eager to get my nice thick cock in you, so we can put our hands to other use?"

A sound that Sollux claimed no ownership to broke free of his throat, "Hnnng oh damn yeah..." He dropped his head forward once again, the sound of his glasses hitting the bed audible to both boys.

"I think you're about ready...you want it, Sol? You want it right now?"

Mind foggy with need, Sollux just surrendered, his body trembling as he nodded.

Eridan smirked, "Then you better give my cock a li'l kiss before I stuff it in your ass." He withdrew his fingers and smacked Sollux on the butt cheek, startling him, then laid down on the bed, cradling the back of his head with his hands. "After you done that, climb on top an' ride me, an' you fuckin' face me, you got that? I want to see your face while you give me your ass cherry."

Sollux's eyes widened just slightly at the mental imagery of what Eridan was demanding of him. As he looked at Eridan, he looked every inch of the smug asshole he knew he was, but Sollux couldn't find it in himself to refuse him. His eyes narrowed as he gave him a challenging smirk and laid the tiniest kiss on the head of his dick; their gazes still locked.

"You can do better'n that, Sol. I know how wicked that pretty mouth a yours can get. Give it some propers, as thanks for the joy it's about to bring you."

"Don't push it or I'll bite it off." Sollux's breath fanned against the head, giving it a lascivious lick. His eyebrows furrowed as he tasted precome.

Eridan shivered, sighing, not taking his eyes off his defiant dick of a fuckbuddy. "Good boy." He took up the bottle of lube and slicked up his member, giving himself a couple good tugs, before casting come-hither fingers to Sollux, "Okay, get on, take the time you need, just let's get you filled proper. An' like I said, let me watch you."

Sollux mounted Eridan's hips and looked down at him suggestively. He inhaled once and as he sank down, he gave a low whimper and a whine mixed together with the head pierced through. He began to pant, desperately trying to keep himself from clenching painfully.

Eridan laid his hands on Sollux's thighs, giving them a reassuring rub, "Take your time, Sol, I ain't happy to see my fav'rit toy break, heh. No, I want you enjoyin' this, because fuck if I'm gonna ever not want to do this again. You take your time an' get me good an' in you, like the good boy you are, an' you go at your pace. You're goin' to ride me like the devil, but not until you get ready for it, you hear me?"

Sollux looked up for just a second, nodding quickly before he slowly sank down onto the cock beneath him. He was hissing through his teeth and breathing faster; faster as he was filled. He felt so much bigger like this, stretching him, making him groan like that. He tried to take his time, but fuck it hurt, but it was hurting so good. It wasn't like anything he'd ever felt before, "Aaah... ow, ED..."

"You're doin' great, Sol...fuck, I knew you'd look beautiful on my cock, an' fuck if that ain't true. Take your time, just enjoy it, I don' want to break my new favorite fucktoy. No, I want my new fucktoy beggin' for more..." he said, his eyelids heavy with lust as he watched his partner, and he gently ran a knuckle along the underside of Sollux's cock. "You like me callin' you fucktoy? You like bein' my fucktoy? Because that's what you are now, Sol. You ain't just any fucktoy, though, Sol, 'cause you're fuckin' MINE."

The brush against his cock made Sollux twitch, entrance loosening from the delicious sensation. He grit his teeth and whimpered, having no other voice to dispute or verify Eridan's claim. Those words were incensing him, burning him up inside and prompting him to want to pull himself down nice and hard; he felt so fucking dirty right then.

Sollux finally reached the base of Eridan's cock, leaning his head back and writhing, twisting his hips on the spot that felt just so fucking good inside him.

Eridan smiled, watching Sollux squirm over him, "Good boy, Sol...you done good...you ready to get rewarded? You ready to get fucked? You're goin' to have to do most a the work this time, next time I'll bend you over an' fuck you like a dog, but this time I don't want you breakin...ride me, Sol, go at your pace while I watch you, like the dirty, filthy, beautiful thing you are." He let his fingers circle Sollux's shaft at the base, and began to stroke him, gently.

Sollux opened one blue eye before crying out, bucking his hips up and pushing back down on Eridan's cock again. His first thrust was awkward and sort of jerky, but the second went much smoother, causing him to lean his head back, eyes closed blissfully.

Eridan shifted a little, rocking just slightly against Sollux, feeling his heat completely enveloping his dick, and he ran his fingers down to Sollux's thigh, rubbing it, as he continued to stroke Sollux's member, running his thumb around the head of it. "Oh merciful fuck that's hot, Sol..." He rocked, trying to hit that sweet spot again, his eyes locked on his beautiful new toy.

Sollux gasped and moaned wantonly, licking his lips and biting down on the plump flesh. The slick, thick cock invaded him again and again, rubbing and teasing him in the most debauched way he could have ever imagined.

Eridan groaned, beginning to pump Sollux's shaft, as he gripped his thigh, "Fuck but you feel good, Sol...an' you're enjoyin' it...there's no fakin' that, an' no coverin' it up...you're fallin' in fuckin' love with how my cock feels, ain't you? You want it for your very own, don't you?"

"Fuck you... AH!" Sollux had no will to argue with Eridan's claims, he couldn't contain himself as he continued to ride him. He was caught between Eridan's fist and cock, torturing him in the best way, making him into a slave.

"That's right, we're fuckin'. Keep goin' Sol, ride me, fuckin' ride me into the next goddamn state, just keep goin'...bounce on my cock like you ain't got nothin' else you know how to do, Sol..." he moaned, not lessening his ministrations of Sollux's length. Eridan watched Sollux, bouncing up and down on him, loving the feeling on the inside of him, and fuck if he wasn't making some hot faces, riding there like there was nothing else he could do, even if he tried. "Fuck me, Sol, fuck me with that sweet ass...FUCK...you feel so fuckin' perfect in there, you can't even get it how good you feel...keep goin' Sol, use me to fill up that hot, slick ass a yours until you can't take no more..."

Trying to retain balance on top of him, he leaned on his left hand as the right one teased his own nipples. Eridan's cock just slid deeper and deeper inside him until he simply just sat for a few solid seconds, moaning as his prostate throbbed against the head. His thighs tensed as he squirmed, "ED... Eridan..."

Eridan thrust up into Sollux, lightly, but still enough to feel and be felt, his hands pumping furiously at Sollux's shaft, as he groaned out, words failing him for the first time as he watched his partner.

Sollux twisted and jolted himself, prostate throbbing still as he arched his back and cried out pathetically. Louder and louder he became until he spilled his seed all over Eridan's hands, pulsing in his hands as he squirmed. As his body relaxed, his entrance became easier to push into.

Eridan grinned, watching Sollux spurt and splatter, and he began to buck up into Sollux, hard and fast, slick and sliding in him, growling out his name.

Sollux's eyes were shut, body oversensitive from his orgasm and making his thrusts even easier, "Nnnnn oh god, that feels so good..." He forced Eridan's hands up to rub his chest.

Eridan bucked and rocked inside of Sollux through his climax, pounding up as much as he could, his hands busying themselves across Sollux's ribs, one hand finding a nipple and pinching it, as he came close to his own edge, "Fuck Sol, just...everything is so fuckin' perfect, I'm gonna come any second...FUCK. So good...Sol, Sol...oh, fuck, SOLLUX!" He scratched his nails down Sollux's chest as he came, shooting his seed into his partner, his back arched and his eyes screwed shut as he screamed, screamed his partner's full name.

Sollux rode out the remains of Eridan's orgasm, honestly a little surprised to find that he loved the feel of Eridan's cock throb like that inside him. He spread his legs and ground down as hard as he could, hissing and groaning at those scratches, "Shit Eridan... ah..."

Eridan panted, tapering off, mind all a blur, as he pulled Sollux down to him, kissing him, his hand cradling the back of his neck, their lips mashing and rubbing against one another's. Sollux moaned, thoroughly spent in the most amazing way possible, perfectly content with Eridan still inside him.

Between wet little kisses, Eridan managed to sound out a few coherent words, "Good...boy...Sol."

Sollux snorted a chuckle as his lips brushed Eridan's, "Not your fucking pet, you dick."

Eridan chuckled, "Fuck Sol, ain't you though?"

Sollux refused to answer, instead choosing to bite Eridan's lower lip and suck hard, almost painfully, between his full, flushed lips.

Eridan groaned at the sensation, retaliating by means of a firm, stinging slap against Sollux's ass.

Sollux grunted and pulled back, releasing Eridan's mouth only to breathe out hotly onto his mouth; his mismatched eyes smoldering between lusty contentment and annoyance.

Eridan licked Sollux's lips, "My pet, my fucktoy, my fuckin' gorgeous Sol."

"Cocky, smug shithead you are..." Sollux muttered, offering his tongue and engaging his in another kiss. Avoidance was just so Sollux.

Eridan just kissed back, hands comfortably cupping Sollux's rear. Sollux was his, no matter what the man tried to say about it. Sollux was now the wanton, needy property of one cocky, smug, thoroughly-satisfied asshole.

"Well then oh master, can I put my fucking clothes on yet or am I just supposed to be naked forever?" He nipped at Eridan's lower lip again.

He grinned, smacking Sollux's ass again. "Clean me up, and do whatever the fuck you want. Not that I mind you bein' naked, but I might jump you before you're up for a second round, and we can't have that, can we?"

"So much fuckin' restraint you have, I swear." Sollux dropped Eridan's shirt beside him unceremoniously.

"Nah, Sol...you got your spooge on my stomach, an' you should take responsibility for that. In fact, I think you should lick it up, mostly on account a that bein' hotter'n fuckin' hell."

A challenge? Fine. Sollux leaned himself back, letting the softening cock pull out before leaning down somewhat. His tongue peeked out and dabbed at the seed on his stomach. After the quick dab, he actually licked with his entire tongue, eyes closed.

A soft "fuck..." escaped Eridan as he watched. "Freaky, Sol. I'm gonna fuckin' love doin' you, all the goddamn time."

Sollux leaned down, grabbed his shirt and spat into it, making a face, "Blech, fucking gross as hell, ED." It was then he realized that a tiny trickle of the semen that had shot up into him was leaking and running back the back of his legs, "Oh, goddammit..."

Eridan waved his hand, "Don't worry about it, Sol, it'll wash out fine. I just wanted to watch you do that. C'mon, get your ass in the shower, we both need cleanin'."

"You want to shower with me?" Sollux cocked his head at Eridan once more. He stood up, only to trip somewhat and grab himself on the edge of Eridan's bed.

Eridan rocked himself to a sitting position, before standing and helping Sollux back upright. "You got a better way to celebrate gettin' laid? Get goin' already an' get the water started, I'm right behind you."

Sollux rolled his eyes slightly, going into the bathroom and turning the shower on. He washed his hands off in the stream of rapidly warming water.

Feeling satisfied and relaxed, all of the aggravation from the last few days lifted from his shoulders, Eridan washed his hands and left his glasses by the sink. He came behind Sollux and wrapping his arms around him, kissing the back of his neck. "That was fuckin' fantastic okay, just in case you hadn' got the picture there."

Surprised, Sollux startled slightly at the unexpected embrace, a warm shiver going down his spine at that kiss. He turned back toward Eridan slightly, a blue eye visible to Eridan.

Eridan grinned, reaching across Sollux to test the water temperature with his wrist. "What's goin' on in that dirty mind a yours? What's goin' crazy behind those pretty li'l mismatched peepers?"

Sollux made no move to get away from Eridan, "Just that it's gonna be a tight fit with the both of us in there."

"So much the better. More...intimate." Eridan kissed the nape of Sollux's neck, before pushing him into the shower. "Come on. We had our first proper fuckbuddy bickerin' in an' you got your ass invaded for the first time. This can't be the thing that gets weird for you."

The kiss made Sollux melt internally; it was very possible that Eridan must've mapped out the parts of him to kiss to make him lose it. Cheeky bastard, he thought, it shouldn't feel this good to be in the arms of a domineering narcissistic asshole… As he was pushed, Sollux tugged Eridan in after him by the back of his neck. The hot water rained down around them, soaking Sollux's hair and dripping down his face. His hands ran through Eridan's hair before his arms settled around his neck, "It's not weird."

"Then what is it?" Eridan let his hands rest on the crests of Sollux's hips, brushing his lips against his partner's.

God, he was so difficult! Sollux groaned nonetheless, he couldn't believe how good those hands felt though. He avoided the question by kissing Eridan, pushing their wet bodies together, gripping Eridan's dampening hair in his fingers.

Eridan pressed back, pushing Sollux into the shower wall, his hands kneading the flesh of Sollux's hips, feeling the hot water streaming across them, the heat of Sollux's body and the heat of the shower taking up all of his touch receptors, distracted only by the sweet softness of Sollux's lips and the harsh jagged contrast of his teeth.

This was the part that made Sollux stop thinking altogether. He was quickly becoming overheated from Eridan's mouth as well as the steam and heat from the shower. He was literally panting from the kiss, dragging his nails down Eridan's back as deep as he was able in his position, feeling himself growing hard again already.

Eridan chuckled, slipping down to lick just below Sollux's jaw. "Yeah, I can figure out from here what's goin' on in that dirty mind...fuck, you're just lovin' this, ain't you? You can't get enough of me, can you?"

Sollux growled, arching his slender throat in spite of those words. He decided to compete with Eridan's taunts for the first time, "Ugh, neither can you, you want my ass so bad I can tell... Won't even let me clean myself because you want me dirty..."

Eridan paused, raising his head and looking Sollux square in the eyes, barely a breath separating their faces, his voice sincere and his eyes true, "You got it all wrong, Sol. I don't want your ass. I don't want your cock. I don't want you dirty. I want YOU."

Sollux's expression became devoid of its usual snark and sarcasm and stared in shock. His face grew incredibly flushed, not from the heat of the shower, but from the other man's intensity. He swallowed, fingers softening on Eridan's back as he breathed out, "Wait, what?"

"I want you to squirm, Sol. I want to see you crawl an' work for every last inch you get because you got to learn that not all things can be given away. Even if you think just saying you trust me is enough." Eridan continued, as he shifted his stance, letting one hand drop to the line between Sollux's hip and thigh, trailing a finger along it. "See, I want to fuckin' own you, Sol. I'm goin' to own you, heart an' soul an' body. I'm goin' to make sure you got no need for anybody else, an' I'm goin' to make you love me for every bit a it. An' then? Maybe then I'll be satisfied. Maybe not. Maybe I'll just keep workin' on you anyway for the sheer unadulterated fuck a it. But it's goin' to happen, Sol. You're goin' to be MINE."

Sollux shuddered under that hand and his eyelids drooped slightly, seemingly trying to close his eyes, but failing to, not wanting to take his eyes off Eridan's as he spoke. He breathed heatedly against his mouth, pressing back further against the shower wall, tilting his head back subconsciously.

How had things gotten this fucking weird?

Eridan took the opportunity presented, biting down on Sollux's neck, as he pressed against the man, his own wood firming again against Sollux's thigh.

Sollux moaned, running his hands through Eridan's wet hair and gripping tight. He pulled their bodies together tightly; Eridan could feel just how fast Sollux's heart raced under his ribcage.

Eridan licked the bite, and pecked it sweetly, before raising up a little. "Hey, Sol," Eridan murmured in his ear, letting hs hands continue to wander, "Seems t'me that gettin' off once ain't goin' to satisfy either a us tonight. Plus, I got me a mite a hunger, see...so I ask you, Sol, think you're up to a li'l more?"

"I think so." Sollux nodded dizzily, rubbing at the wet hair in his fingers. Another throb of blood went through his cock at those words, at that dirty voice so close to his sensitive ear.

"Turn off the shower," Eridan directed, his voice only barely audible over the pitterpat against the stall walls. "I'm claimin' mine, an' I mean to get a right snack outta that tasty meat danglin' down 'twixt your nethers." He grazed his fingers along Sollux's length, "You want that, Sol? You up for gettin' your dick sucked?"

"You always have to narrate the main event, don't you?" Sollux muttered as fumbling fingers only barely managed to follow his command.

"You always like it." Eridan ran a hand over Sollux's thigh, water streaming down from his hair in thick rivulets. He dragged Sollux out of the shower and grabbed his glasses. "Back to the bed with you. Get." He smacked Sollux on the ass, half for emphasis, half simply because he had an excuse to do so.

Sollux shivered from the sudden chill of the open air. His glistening form left leaving a damp trail on the floor, "Seriously? You're not even gonna let me dry off first 'oh master'?" His sarcasm was palpable, but ultimately forgivable, Eridan decided.

"I wasn' aware you had a mind to wait so patiently for a blowjob, Sol," he said, following him, pushing him backwards onto the bed and climbing over him. "I could say how much I admire your restraint, but that'd just delay things further, an' I already ran out a patience, so s'cuse me while I take what's mine."

Sollux grunted as he was pushed back, but simply stared up at Eridan. He had already gotten to half-mast through Eridan's lustful words. A low groan emphasized his state as he rolled his hips up partway.

Eridan towered over him, crashing his lips to Sollux's, nipping at his lower lip, as one hand worked across Sollux's chest, inching its way downward, from his ribcage, down along the length of his abdominal muscles. "Mine," he purred. "Got a good ring to it, don't it?"

Growing impatient with Eridan and his self-flattery, Sollux rolled his head back and shut his eyes, "God, whatever ED, just do it."

Clicking his tongue, Eridan traced one finger around the crest of Sollux's hipbone, following the path down his hip, landing just a little above the base of his cock. He pulled his lips away, "You got no sense a the finer things," he said, simply, backing up, before looking up. He continued backwards, crawling down Sollux's body, planting little kisses down his chest and belly, pausing to swirl his tongue around Sollux's belly button, just to tease him.

Sollux's skin was prickled with goosebumps, even moreso by the shivers Eridan's touch was sending through his body. He made soft, needy groans as his breath came faster with anticipation, "Come on, come on, man..."

Eridan didn't even look up, as he walked his lips down from Sollux's navel to his pubic hair, and below. He breathed in the scent of him, heavy and heated, as his cheek grazed against Sollux's half-stiff member.

Sollux tensed further, his cock twitching at the slick heat of Eridan's tongue. He enjoyed the warmth but not so much the pressure and strain of growing hard once more. Or was he? From what he could tell, he wasn't exactly getting harder than he already was. He could pretend anyway.

Trailing his tongue over Sollux's member, Eridan looked up with a snort. "What's goin' on, Sol? Don't tell me you got whiskey dick..."

"I do not..." Sollux argued in spite of his body's obvious reaction, refusing to lift his head as his exhaustion steadily caught up with him.

Eridan sat up with a frustrated grunt and palmed Sollux, grumbling a little. "Well somethin's keepin' you from raisin' the flag. Don't tell me you're done for already...shit."

Sollux groaned and limply let his folded arms fall over his shut eyes, "Jesus Christ shut up, it's been a long night! It's not my fault you're fucking insatiable!"

With a sigh and a half-smirk, Eridan settled in next to Sollux, curled up against his side with one arm draped over him. "Fuck it, I guess I can wait 'til the light a day before I fuck you ragged an' watch your eyes light like fireworks when I make you come screamin' my name." He chuckled and nudged Sollux's arm aside to give him a weak kiss. "Guessin' you had fun, all in all."

Sollux cracked a grin and laughed in return, admitting, "Yeah, A+. Would do again. You do talk a lot though man, anyone ever tell you that?"

"You do, any time I ain't stuffed your mouth with my cock. 'Sides, maybe if you weren't so obviously into it I'd pipe down, but you are, so I don't."

It occurred to Sollux that he should probably make his way to his own room. The sex was over, right? Staying with Eridan overnight would be too...not-friend-with-benefits. He attempted to steel himself to get up and wander back, but while the will was strong, the body was not, leaving him prone and silent beside Eridan, answering only with a long pause and an affectionate snort, and Eridan replied with a kiss, strangely sweet, rather than lustful.

Sollux gave a fond little sound against his lips as they kissed. He realized just how weird that was, he was relaxed and kissing a guy like he was his fucking boyfriend. He pulled back, eyes darting about and anxious, "I'm not gay you know."

"Me neither, but look at all the shits I give. All I know is, you're hot, you're fun to fuck, an' you're mine now."

Sollux's expression relaxed into a snarky grin as he fell back and retorted, "Technically I never agreed I was 'all yours'." He made sure to lift his limp hands enough to make little air quotes.

Eridan shrugged, smirking and rolling onto his back, as he locked his hands behind his head. "Ain't you, though? I ain't fuckin' what ain't either mine or on its way to bein' mine. So. Are you mine? Or are you done gettin' fucked by me?"

Sollux shut his eyes and sighed lightly, eyes closed again as he faced the ceiling, "I don't know. I mean, it's fucking complicated." His eyes shut tighter in frustration, having an inner battle with himself over the merits of 'Eridan's a douchebag' and 'Eridan's a hot, fun douchebag who likes you and your nerdy, weird ass for some reason'.

Eridan sat up and reached for a blanket to cover the pair of them before rolling to his side, propping himself on one elbow. "I'm willin' to take 'not quite mine yet but gettin' there' as an option."

Sollux looked to the ceiling tiles of this room that wasn't his for a few moments, before sitting up and ducking his head down, "I don't know, this is fucking weird and hard and I've never had to deal with another person before." He turned slightly to look over at Eridan, "Hate to admit you're fucking fun in bed though."

"Don't I know it," Eridan grinned. "An' Sol, for the record? I don't care if you're gay or not, I don't care if you're a fuckin' martian. An, if it ain't been perfectly clear, I like fuckin' you, too. But this?" he gestured to both of them, two men, naked, spent, and more or less satisfied, "This, I could see workin'. Sexily. An' if you're game, I sure as fuck am."

Sollux fell back beside Eridan, a load seemingly lifted off his shoulders at least for the moment. He sighed contentedly with a slight nod.

Eridan wrapped his arms around Sollux, laying back, pulling Sollux onto his chest. "Then we got a deal. One thing though, Sol. When we're goin' at it, the sunglasses? Fuckin' verboten, you got that? Hide them pretty eyes from anybody else if you want, I got no problem with that, but when it's you an' me I want to see 'em. You're goin' to let me see them pretty peepers you got hidden from the world."

Sollux jolted upward with a glare, but when he realized it was because Eridan wanted to see his eyes, he relaxed and laid back down, nestled against his douche of a partner. Eridan could feel Sollux's heart racing through his slender ribcage, "You're a fucking weirdo."

"Never said I wasn't, Sol," he chuckled, kissing into his hair.