(The song in question is Drive it Like You Stole It by The Glitch Mob)


Sollux cocked his head slightly, looking over at Eridan with his eyebrows raised, "You like what?"

"The Heartbreakers. Fuck you, I know they're old school, but I think Tom Petty was pretty okay." He may have been a hipster, but Eridan still had an appreciation for older music.

Sollux had called Eridan for a little break between studies that, frankly, both of them desperately needed. Finals were looming, projects were due, and both of them were going completely stir crazy. Sollux's first thought had been to call up Aradia, whom he had not seen in the flesh for long enough where even he was uncomfortable with it, but unfortunately for him, this was her big macho boytoy's birthday or something and she had warned him that she was going to be completely off the grid for the rest of the evening, and probably incommunicado until after she'd made him morning-after pancakes. First choice down and desperate to do anything other than homework for a while, he called Eridan over in hopes of doing him instead.

Just Sollux's luck, the schmuck was dressed to the nines that day and feeling conversational. This would take a while to get going. Whatever, at least it wasn't homework, and Sollux had let himself get dragged into yet another debate. He hadn't even been able to get near the bed yet what with Eridan's choice of topic and he himself still planted at his computer chair.

"Was that the guy who had the song about the girl who loves Jesus and falling or something?" Sollux leaned back in his seat while making connect-the-dot type gestures with his fingers.

"Free Fallin' was a commercial bomb, but it was still a decent song, okay. Did you even ever listen to the guitar? Mastery even in its simplicity. You try an' tell me otherwise, an' that's how I'll know you ain't got ears."

Sollux shrugged, "I don't really listen to guitars. I'm more about bass."

Eridan shrugged, "Bass is pretty vital, yeah. First one what comes to mind there though is White Stripes, but I don't even fuckin' know how to feel about them. Quality sound, simple, but got a good thud to it, an' quality base, but besides that an' drums, what else is there?"

"I'll be honest, I don't really know much about rock, it all kind of sounds the same to me." Sollux unwound his dj headphones from around his neck in an effort to get comfortable.

"Where do you think that shit came from, Sol? Music comes from what was before it, an' yours ain't no different. You're just bein' willfully ignorant."

"Well I like what I like. What, you have to school me on music until you deem me worthy to do shit to?"

Eridan rolled his eyes, "No, but you ain't got proper appreciation if you don't. Shit. So much quality shit you ain't even heard, though...it's enough to make a guy weep, if you wasn' bein' such an ass."

"I listen to my music to get lost inside it, I don't do it to feel bad about people. If I wanted to hear someone's stupid sob story, I'd go to therapy sessions for teenage girls."

Eridan held up his hands, "Okay, so you know what? Doesn't even matter, there's quality shit what ain't even got words. You want the good shit? Jessica by the Allman Brothers. Now that's goin' seriously old school, but even you can't say no to that one, Sol."

"Fine. You're not allowed to say no to the Glitch Mob then." Sollux flipped through his music player and then sat beside Eridan on his bed. He brought the laptop and his headphones with him, "Put these on and listen."

"Fine." He reached over and put on the headphones.

Sollux was sitting rather close to Eridan all things considered, but after everything they'd been through, this kind of closeness was practically normal to him. His cheek was nearly on his shoulder, close enough for Sollux to inhale his scent. Not that he was sniffing him like a pervert. Definitely not. And wasn't looking at any freckles on his neck. And he certainly wasn't cursing his own inability to decide between arguing with Eridan and pouncing him. Nope.

Eridan closed his eyes and listened; yeah, it was pretty good. He hadn't been disputing whether it was good, though, so he didn't feel too bad when his feet started twitching to the beat. Sollux was just being ignorant about the decades of good music that had already passed, and that? That shit just don't stand. This was really pretty okay, though.

Sollux saw just how into it Eridan got. Not for the first time, he noticed how he was actually kind of hot when his face wasn't twisted up in a stuck-up sneer. Okay, he'd come to terms with that a while ago but still, was he allowed to just touch Eridan if he felt like it? This was all still kind of weird. He closed his eyes and faintly heard parts of the music, leaning somewhat closer, their cheeks almost touching.

Eridan felt a warmth by his cheek that wasn't his own. He opened his eyes, looking at Sollux, a smug smirk reaching him. He only listened to about half of the song, humming approval as it ended.

"What, you don't like it?" Sollux raised his eyebrows behind his two-tone glasses.

Eridan handed back the headphones, "Why wouldn' I? I never said electronica was shit, I just said you ain't got any sense a the classics. Besides I got the point of it."

Still leaning close with a snort, Sollux said quietly beside Eridan's ear, "Snob." He leaned back over to his laptop and licked the side of his mouth as he looked for more music.

Eridan's cheeks flushed red as he breathed in sharply. He coughed, regaining his composure, "Nothin' wrong with bein' educated about music, Sol. You love a thing, you learn about it an' you fuckin' enjoy it."

Sollux looked over again, tongue still visible at the side of his mouth, "Yeah it's true I guess. I mean I guess there's shit I can be listening to, I just don't really care about the romantic preening shit."

Eridan flopped back on the bed, "So don't go with the preenin' shit. Take Satisfaction, Rollin' Stones. One a the best guitar riffs you're ever gonna cross. Or somethin' Santana. Fuck, damn near anythin' Santana. Ace instrumentals is what I'm gettin' at here."

Sollux laid back the other way, leaning up on his elbows, "'Course you're a Stones guy. Even the disco shit, right?"

"Wouldn' listen to that shit with your ears. Stones is quality, though, an' a good strong instrumental sound, whatever that sound is, is key, you feel me?" He rolled over onto his side. "An' good sound don't just happen to one genre, one decade, or one style, you know?"

Sollux nodded in faux agreement with a contemplative grin, "Good to know the Stones got their big revival from Kesha. Blessed be to that crazy slut."

Eridan roused himself and punched him in the arm.

"Oh come on, that bitch has pipes!" Sollux lurched up and leaned over and sang right in his ear, "You spin my head right round right round when you go down when you go down down,.."

Eridan was suddenly very, very conflicted. He let out a little whimper, before he even realized it, and pushed Sollux away. "Don't even come at me with that shit, Sol."

"Oh no the hipster asshat has a weakness for shitty pop singers, come on asshole I can do this alllll day!" He cackled and started singing, lisping horribly, "Kiss me k-k-kiss me! Infect me with your loving fill me with your poison!"

Eridan laughed, "Good news, Sol, your singin' is shitty enough, you're sure to go far on the popular labels."

Sollux laid close enough that Eridan could hear that voice closer than he was before, "Fuck yeaahhhhh."

Eridan shuddered, trying to maintain his cool. He weakly tried to shove Sollux away. "Fuck you, Sol..."

Sollux pressed closer, still laughing, "Nn-nn nope, you're just gonna have to deal with it because your love your love your love is my drug..." His voice was right in his ear, nestling.

Shit. Eridan rolled over, away from Sollux, hoping to hide the furious blush on his face and the bulge in his pants. Goddamn, why did that asshole have to be so wrong about everything, but have to whisper RIGHT by Eridan's ear? "You're ruinin' things that was ruined the moment they was writ, Sol, I hope you're proud a yourself."

Sollux was about to continue but noticed that Eridan was acting weird, should he stop—naaaaah. He made a face to himself and decided to try something. He pushed down on Eridan's shoulder to lay him on his back again, whispering down in his ear, "So very proud of myself. What're you gonna do about it?"

The sound that came out of Eridan was not a human sound. It was high-pitched, needy, and definitely something he would never admit to having made in his life. He tried to push Sollux away, feebly, a burning in his loins and on his cheeks and in his chest.

Sollux snerked, crawling on top of Eridan, a knee between his and his lips still beside his ear, "What's wrong? You get all hot and bothered when I piss you off?"

He whimpered again...oh shit, he knew. He had to know, if he was doing this...and he also had to be a dick about it, because if there's one thing that Sollux Captor is, it was a dick. A lisping, stubborn, socially-maladjusted, god-damned sexy dick. He tried once more to push him away, but only managed to put his hands on Sollux's chest and grip his shirt.

"Well come on, you gonna answer me, bro?" His lips actually brushed up against his ear this time, he could hear Sollux breathing, the light little smacking of his lips and tongue before he chuckled.

Eridan shivered, trembling underneath him, closing his eyes and sighing..."Y-you're an asshole..."

"I'm not sure what I'm doing, but apparently you like it." Sollux certainly did, the sight of Eridan completely subservient and practically melting underneath him was incredibly hot. He lifted himself halfway, staring down at Eridan with a hand beside each shoulder, "Come on, what is it?"

Eridan glared at him, growling but without real malice, "Fuck you...just...fuck you." If Sollux hadn't figured it out, he wasn't going to just hand over the reins without a fight.

"I think you wanna." Sollux's glasses almost slid off as he stared down. At that point, he just grunted and took them off, placing them on his desk before returning to the right position, which naturally, was kneeling over Eridan, hands beside his shoulders, and staring right at his eyes.

Eridan licked his lips, tempted to out and say it, so Sollux would do it more. He was uncomfortably aroused already, but wanted more, more...but...was he really ready to let Sollux in on a potential key to undoing him? He could lose all of that sexy dom power he'd been cultivating, and that? He wasn't willing to give THAT up... "You're smart, you figure it out."

Sollux licked his lips in response to Eridan licking his own, the damn guy using his oral fixation against him, the bastard. He leaned up back up toward his ear, "S'got something to do with your ears, I know that..."

Eridan grumbled, looking away, trying to force his words to sound genuine, and failing horribly. "Forget it Sol...you ain't gonna figure it out, an' you can't use it against me, so just back off..."

Sollux just sort of stopped listening to WHAT Eridan was saying and more of HOW he was speaking. Was it just having someone play with his ears? As a result, just at the tail end of Eridan's babbling, Sollux ran his tongue along the edge of his ear, from the bottom to the top, making a barely audible "aah" sound in the process.

A grown man should not make that noise, okay. It was a small, timid squeal, and Eridan batted Sollux's face away, covering his face with his other arm. "Sol..." he pleaded, though what he was asking for, he himself could not say.

Sollux smirked, allowing himself to be pushed back just for the sake of his role at the moment. This was way too much fun, "All right then, sorry if I crossed some boundary of yours. If you want me to stop, just say so."

Good. Not good. Yes. No. Fuck. Wait no, totally fuck. Fuck! Eridan didn't know what to do...he whimpered a little, keeping his arm over his face, but reaching to Sollux with the other one, tugging at the hem of his shirt.

Sollux took the cue to lean in to Eridan's other ear, brushing their cheeks together (and relishing in how ridiculously warm Eridan's was) as he whispered, "What's that? Can't really hear you. It's funny, all that talk about getting more ass than a toilet seat and all it takes is a little earfucking to get you going?"

That was it. Any pride or dignity Eridan had left was promptly thrown out the window, the window closed, bolted, and welded shut, and the blinds drawn. He curled up, wrapping himself around Sollux, pressing closer to Sollux, particularly to his lips.

Sollux outright laughed at the display, but couldn't deny how fucking hot it was. With his left hand, he turned Eridan's face away. He rubbed his fingers along his lower lip, feeling the slight moistness and groaning softly, right into the guy's ear. Sollux then breathed out hotly, running his tongue up the curve once again, only ending when his tongue had rested behind the shell and his teeth lightly began tugging it.

"Ohhh, FUCK Sol..." Eridan breathed out, shivering. He knew Sollux had the keys now, and as big a dick as he was, he'd exploit his weakness like crazy. Right now, though, he couldn't give half a shit, so long as Sollux kept working that magic in and on his ear.

"Just gonna keep fucking your ear until you tell me to stop. Don't think you're gonna though." Sollux slid his tongue up the curve of his ear again, then back down, flicking his tongue over the lobe and then sucking it between his lips.

Eridan bit his lip, gripping onto Sollux, balling his shirt in his fists as he groaned. He was useless, completely under Sollux's control, and loving it more than he'd ever want to admit.

Sollux lifted himself up, looking down at Eridan again. He smirked, exposing his teeth, "Hah, you know what, this is my first time trying to dirty-talk someone and I guess I'm pretty fucking good at giving it, huh?"

Eridan nodded weakly, resisting the urge to say anything incriminating, and failing horribly, "M-more...whisper to me..."

"Really? That's what you want?" Sollux looked genuinely confused for a second, leaning down and rubbing the tips of their noses together for just a second before his voice turned black like oil, "You want some unappreciative, uneducated asshole to talk dirty to you."

Nnng, the man has a voice like a cello when he wanted to, a resonant tone, high-pitched for a man, but clear and smooth as good bourbon. Eridan couldn't do much besides nod. "Yeah...yeah, Sol, I want that, right in my ear, whisper to me like everythin's a secret..."

Sollux got a good look at that desperate expression before darting back to the ear that started this whole mess, "'Cause it IS a secret, remember? No one's supposed to know that we're up and doing any of this shit but it's getting you really hot right now, I can feel it. And you know what? I'm gonna do something about it."

Eridan trembled, even as he lay wrapped up around Sollux, the tone of his words affecting him in the worst, best ways, before the words themselves sunk in. He opened one eye. "Do...? What're you gonna do?"

His lips pushed up against Eridan's ear again, their chests pressed together at this point, "I'm going to make you crazy. I'm gonna make you desperate, then I'm gonna sink my fingers inside you and then I'm going to fuck you."

Around this time, Eridan would agree to stealing the Hope Diamond and shoving it up his nose. He nodded, feebly, offering no resistance, merely trying to work his hands under Sollux's shirt.

Sollux was honestly shocked at his compliance, voice dropping into ordinary Sollux, "Really?" A second later, he became smooth once more, "Damn Eridan, didn't know you had it in you. Go on and touch me, I like it when you get under my shirt..."

He didn't need to be asked twice. He dove into Sollux's shirt hands-first, tugging the cloth up and running his hands along his bony chest like a man possessed. He worked his hands all over Sollux,'s chest, kissing up his sternum, loathe to keep one ear or the other far from Sollux's mouth.

Sollux leaned his head down, making a soft, pleased sound close to Eridan's ear, beginning to breathe heavier and blush himself. He awkwardly slid his hand down along Eridan's side, over his clothes. He was starting to wonder if he could really do this but fuck... "You smell really good you know and I really like how you feel..."

Another high-pitched whine, and if Eridan were in his right mind he'd smack his own face before making these sounds, but he wasn't in his right mind so much as somewhere further south. Still, fuck Sol. Fuck him and fuck his voice and fuck his deviousness and fuck his stupid sexy body and actually fucking Sol sounded like the best idea ever. He made another god-damned whine he'd hate himself for, nodding his head, craning to keep his ear by Sollux's lip.

Sollux's hand finally reached the bottom of Eridan's shirt, working his fingers up under it; skimming the tiny strip of bare flesh just so under his thumb and rubbing his hardening cock up against Eridan's thigh, "Damn, you always wear so many clothes? S'gonna be hard to get you of them..."

Eridan did his best to single-handedly unbutton his vest while keeping as much contact with Sollux as possible, keeping one hand on his chest, and not daring to move his face from the aura of warmth coming from Sollux's body. After some fumbling, even with the large buttons, he was able to get the vest open, and struggled a little with the top button of his shirt.

Sollux quickly removed his hand from that sliver of skin for the chance to work those buttons open with his own hands. He lightly rocked his hips against Eridan's thigh as he laughed at Eridan's urgency, "You're really eager aren't you? You really want this now? You're such a slut." Sollux wished he was joking, but at this point he really wasn't going to deny him. He might have been an asshole, but goddamn if he wasn't fucking gorgeous with those freckles and those eyes and that fucking voice.

Eridan shot him one look of mild defiance, unable to muster much else, as he tugged Sollux's shirt a little higher and lapped his tongue at the meeting of Sollux's collarbones. He nipped lightly and began to suck at his skin, his free hand working on the relatively easier task of unfastening and unzipping Sollux's jeans.

Sollux gasped up against Eridan's ear at the feel of his tongue, "Oh fuck... hnng that feels really good..." With a few more clumsy fumbles with his fingers, he got Eridan's shirt open, pressing his cool hands up against the warm surface and sliding them lower. He bit his lip as those hands worked on his jeans, unable to do much else but continue breathing hard.

He groaned, arching into his touch, sucking his way along, just above the collarbone, along one side, one hand busy pulling his shirt up and out of the way as much as possible. He stopped mid-clavicle, his ear nearly grazing Sollux's lips, as he worked his hand down into the man's undergarments, palming his shaft.

Sollux ran his tongue along the edge of Eridan's ear just before he began touching his cock, at which point Sollux groaned softly, eyes squeezing shut as he ran his nails down Eridan's chest, "Oh damn it, fuck... dude, let... let me get my shirt off..."

Eridan nodded, letting go of him, but wishing he didn't have to. He sat up properly and shrugged off his own vest and shirt, before kicking off his shoes and socks as he turned his attention to his own pants.

Sollux made quick work of his shirt and dropped it on the floor, eyes glued to the incredibly erotic sight of Eridan desperately trying to get out of his own clothes in his bed. He licked his lips and smirked with a chuckle, "Can't believe you're so into me, you want my dick that bad?"

"I told you before, I don't want your dick, I don't want your ass, I want all a you." Between his whimper and his desperate shimmy out of his last few threads, his words lacked the bite of the last time he said them, but he meant them no less. "Voice too."

Sollux looked up for a second as though recalling something, quirked an eyebrow, and then more or less pounced on him; pinning him down and straddling his hips, leaning down and whispering into his other ear, "Guess that makes you one greedy slut then." Sollux's jeans were open enough for his clothed cock to be pushed up against Eridan's, causing him to shudder after those words were drawled out.

Eridan grimaced, trembling, trapped under Sollux. He half-hated that Sollux had this power over him, at the same time half-hating himself for loving it so fucking much. His hands were about Sollux's hips, sliding under the fabric, fingers digging into him as he tried to pull him closer.

"Come on, do it, can't do shit halfway with me." Sollux rubbed his mouth down the side of Eridan's neck, letting out a little groan against his skin. Fuck he felt so good, he didn't want to stop... Sollux bit down at the base of Eridan's neck before laving his tongue over the bite-marks and sucking with another moan.

Eridan nodded, shivering, as he reached in and palmed Sollux's member again, feeling the hot, damp skin in his hand. He stroked it, roughly, before inching his fingers down to cup Sollux's scrotum, kneading it with his fingers.

Sollux shuddered, just about melting in Eridan's hands as his forehead hit the pillow behind their heads. Sollux cried out softly against Eridan's ear, panting, "God keep fucking going please..." He definitely knew where to touch him and it was so good, he didn't think anyone could actually make him feel like this.

Eridan nodded, his hand continuing to knead and fondle his sack, his other quickly tugging down Sollux's pants, the angle making it hard to move. "Sol...please, let me get these off a you, okay? I gotta have more, an' I think you want it too..."

Sollux pushed himself up lightning fast and shucked his pants off, eyes not leaving Eridan's as he did. He dropped them unceremoniously to the floor, still clad in his briefs as he approached Eridan once again. Eridan did a double-take as he saw what Sollux had been wearing under his trousers. What. Were those...? Fuck, they were. He pulled away from Sollux before he could continue his assault.

"Sol. Are those Spiderman underoos?"

Sollux cocked his head back at the question, eyebrows furrowed, "Did you just say 'underoos'? Is that some fucking Irish slang for 'fucking awesome underwear'?"

"Fuck, what are you, six? You're wearin' fuckin' Spiderman kid underwear? Briefs, okay, bad enough, but Spiderbriefs? Holy fuckin' shit, Sol..."

Sollux scoffed and dove back down, hovering just beside Eridan's ear before whispering, "Guess what? I regret very little." His lips sucked at his earlobe while one of his hands rubbed along Eridan's lips, rubbing them and his thumb pushing in and teasing his tongue.

iNo! Bad 'nads! Do not be turned on by a man who wears fucking kid's underwear! Augh, fuck.../iEridan offered up his best resistance, which wasn't much, merely batting away at Sollux, but it was something, god damn it...at least, until he found himself gripping Sollux by the shoulders and pulling him closer.

Sollux lifted himself up, watching Eridan flush and crumble beneath him with a smirk. He rubbed Eridan's tongue a bit more with his thumb before withdrawing it and sucking it himself briefly. He then leaned down and stole Eridan's lips in a deep kiss, sliding his tongue along Eridan's lower lip before sucking it .

Eridan purred into his mouth, sucking on Sollux's upper lip, as he let himself press closer to Sollux, cupping his sack again, gently kneading his balls.

Sollux ground himself into Eridan's hand, moaning softly. He gripped Eridan's hair tighter, able to smell more of him again. He surrendered to being fondled as he was for a few moments before using one hand to rid himself of the controversial skivvies.

Eridan smirked just a little, trying to convince himself that he was regaining some control. This was a kind of control, wasn't it? Yeah, he was in charge, like there was ever any doubt...he tenderly worked Sollux's scrotum, beginning to palm his shaft again, the sound of Sollux's moans filling him with confidence and a certain joy.

Sollux pulled his mouth back, their lips brushing as he whispered, "You like having all the control, don't you? Gets you off, right?" His tongue slid over Eridan's lip again, "Tell me."

He nipped at Sollux's tongue, nodding, "Yeah. Yeah, I do. Gettin' you writhin' an' wrigglin', it's a thing a fuckin' beauty, leavin' you whimperin' an' needin' me..." He thumbed the head of Sollux's cock, his own standing straight but ignored for the moment.

Sollux hissed through his teeth, a little whimper as those fingers found a nice sensitive spot of his. Dammit, he was supposed to have the upper hand this time. He breathed out against Eridan's mouth, bucking into his hand and rubbing his scalp in his slender fingers.

Eridan found himself nuzzling into Sollux's hand, as he gripped Sollux's shaft a little tighter, pumping his hand a few times before thumbing the head again, teasing the slit with the very tip of his thumb.

Sollux's hardened further, positively throbbing as his hips twisted by Eridan's hand. "God, you're fucking good at this..." Sollux had no snarky quip, instead doing his best to keep himself from getting too worked up until they could actually go further than this.

"Like that, huh?" Eridan sneered, recovering some of his backbone. "Want me to just keep goin'? I guess I can, if you beg pretty." He teased Sollux a little more, pumping his shaft far too lightly, his other thumb rubbing little circles into Sollux's scrotum.

Sollux licked a streak across Eridan's cheek to his ear before growling, "You're so good at this, bet you jerk it a lot, don't you? You like getting off on bullying boys, don't you?"

iNnng, keep it together Eridan./i He growled, "Men. Not boys. Men. An' not just any men, either. I got fuckin' high standards." He pressed his lips to Sollux's neck, swirling his tongue out and slicking the skin, before he began to suck, before pulling away, "An' you ain't begged yet."

"I'm not begging to a guy with such 'fuckin' high standards' that I apply for. Must not be that high..." Sollux's hand gripped both of their cocks together, squeezing them as he breathed against Eridan's ear, shuddering, having the most lewd thought that this guy really WAS a bully, he probably made some guy's life hell at some point in his adolescence, the smug motherfucker, and he was going to make him pay in the best way possible. Sollux bit the top half of Eridan's ear, groaning lightly into it and stroking harder.

Eridan gasped, wrapping his hand around Sollux's wrist with a needy whine. He kept toying with Sollux's pouch, closing his eyes and groaning out, "Fuck you, I'm a connoisseur...my standards ain't in question here...

Sollux squeezed their cocks together one final time before lifting himself, smirking, and dropping down between Eridan's legs, staring at his cock and holding his thighs apart. He leaned down and kissed the head, sliding his tongue around it once.

Eridan leaned up on his elbows to watch him, licking his lips. He'd seen Sollux get cozy between his legs before, he'd seen that tongue work its magic...but that devil's grin, fuck, that was something new, hotter than the sun and got him twice as sweaty. "F-fuckin' tease..."

Sollux made a small sound in agreement as he immediately ducked down, taking his cock partway in his mouth and sucking, making the nicest, wet little sounds as he did so, getting adjusted to the size and bobbing his head a few times.

Eridan raised himself up to a sitting position, leaning back just enough to watch Sollux tend to him. Absently, he thought to himself that he could turn this around again, make it about Eridan's power over Sollux, but fuck all if he could think that straight, with the dirty sounds Sollux was making, playing him like the noisiest, filthiest instrument that ever got rejected for band.

Sollux had just planned this to be a cursory tease, but what the hell, he was there anyway. Might as well enjoy the visit into Eridong Central. Maybe it was because he hadn't been with any guys besides Eridan, but somewhere along the line he found he couldn't think of fellatio without thinking about Eridan. God, he was pathetic... He shut his brain off for a moment and pulled back up, dragging his tongue along the underside once, then again. The third time, he let his half-lidded eyes connect with Eridan's before sinking back down onto his cock, swallowing him as much as he felt he could at that moment. His eyebrows furrowed slightly as he sucked tightly with a little moan.

Eridan groaned out, "Fuck Sol...fuck...I swear, you're gettin' better at this all the goddamn time..." One hand worked through Sollux's hair, caressing him more gently than the bastard probably deserved, but shit, the guy deserved something for making him feel this good.

Sollux got back up after a minute or so of just sucking him, panting and licking his lips. He scratched his nose and deadpanned, "I've got an inquisitive mind. Makes me want to figure out how to optimize my performance. Keep your legs open." Instead of getting back up or sucking on Eridan's cock again, he sank lower, pushing one of Eridan's thighs back further. Eridan complied without thinking, curious where Sollux was going with this. With only a split second of hesitation, Sollux ducked his head down and flicked his tongue over his entrance, holding Eridan's leg tightly so he couldn't pull back.

"Sol!" Eridan jolted; startled, painfully aroused, and shocked beyond his own belief. Did that just happen? Did Sollux do that, without being ordered, without being told, of his own choice and...fuck, it was just to get him going, wasn't it? Devious bastard. Worse, totally working...He couldn't help but try to rock against Sollux's face.

Sollux chuckled a bit, rolling his tongue around in his mouth for a few seconds to keep his tongue soft and especially wet. He freed his arms to squeeze Eridan's ass both of his hands, spreading him further before dipping back between. He coaxed across his entrance with the point of his very slippery tongue, circling it seemingly without any motive other than to drive him mad.

It was working. It was so working. Eridan was going out of his mind, his hands scrambling through his own hair, not daring to stop him in any way, "God, Sol, more! Keep doin' that even more!"

Sollux readjusted his angle slightly, feeling Eridan relaxing back there, but his muscles tensing everywhere else. He hummed lightly, causing a vibration to be felt by Eridan as he squirmed above him. This was seriously way fun, not the act itself, but just breaking Eridan the fuck down and making him like everyone else, but not. He teased and lapped at his rim before pressing a kiss there and licking up another thick stripe with as much of his tongue as he was able.

"Aaaahngg...more! More, Sol, please, give me more!" He was going out of his mind. His heart was racing and fit to burst, and his loins were in much the same state. He cried out, pleading wantonly, as one hand reached down to grip at Sollux's scalp.

Sollux broke away, trying to catch his breath and grinning like a madman up at Eridan, "Damn, you're... you're crazy." He wiped his mouth with the back of his arm, trying to get a good look at his face as he had been losing it on him.

Eridan gazed back up at him, no malice, only want in his eyes. He looked utterly pathetic, he knew, and he gave exactly zero shits. He palmed his own hardness, stroking himself before Sollux. "You gotta give me somethin', Sol...you can't leave me like this..."

Sollux laughed again, scooting off the bed, "I will, I'll be back in a sec though, try not to jizz yourself without me, kay?" Sollux walked into the bathroom and quickly washed out his mouth, having every intention of kissing him again and not wanting to hear him bitch about a damn thing. This was about making him his bitch. Sollux grinned at himself in the mirror and came back out, opening his desk and pulling out a packet of lube.

Eridan lay, mentally kicking himself for being the obedient little bitch he was, stroking himself way more slowly than he'd have liked to, his hand cupping his own sack this time, his teeth leaving indentations in his lower lip.

Sollux fiddled with the packet of lube in his hand, watching Eridan rubbing himself before snorting slightly, "Jeez dude, I said to NOT jizz yourself." He kneeled back on the bed, cocking his head at Eridan, dropping the packet between them.

"I ain't done that..." was his feeble reply, as he watched Sollux. He had a pretty obvious idea of what was to happen next...and really, the thought of Sollux fucking his ass sounded pretty awesome. Sollux would prep him up good, just like he had done for Sollux, that first night that he had got Sollux's ass and every time since. Who else could Sollux have been learning to top from?

Sollux looked slightly nervous, eyes darting up between the packet and Eridan's face, "So, how you want to do this? Because I mean, you're better with your fingers than I am..."

Eridan smirked. Good. Sollux was looking to him for guidance, like a good little bottom. "I seen what your fingers can do, Sol, you can take care a me just fine. Go on, you can do it for me."

Sollux raised an eyebrow, his apprehension evaporating off him in defiance, "Really. You know what?" He threw the lube packet to land in the middle of Eridan's chest, crawled up behind Eridan and tugged his hair back to expose his neck, "I haven't SEEN but I sure as hell FELT how good YOU are at this, so I think maybe you should go on and do the honors."

Shivers shot through Eridan like ligthtning, as he whimpered, "Sol..." He obediently fumbled for the lube packet, however, having given at best token resistance, and he opened the packet to slick up his fingers. He ran one well-slicked finger around his entrance, probing in slightly, getting himself used to the feeling of intrusion.

"What's wrong? You've done it before, haven't you? Couldn't have finger-fucked me that good unless you had a little practice..." Sollux whispered to him, continuing to stroke Eridan's hair all the while. Perhaps it would be better to say half-whispering and half-growling, but it was quiet and sultry enough against his ear to get the job done. "Come on, do it, get yourself all slick for me, it's not like I haven't made it easy for you."

Eridan purred, obediently sinking one finger into himself, sliding in and out, slicking himself. He closed his eyes, thinking about how Sollux was going to pound his ass, thinking about how Sollux was ordering him to do these things to himself, and thinking about Sollux's smug-smooth voice commanding him, and in no time a second finger had joined the first, as Eridan finger-frigged himself for Sollux.

Sollux leaned slightly over Eridan's shoulder, watching his hand working himself over. He moved his hands down to his thighs, pulling them apart just a little more, giving him just a bit more of a view. While his left hand went back up to hold onto Eridan's shoulder, his right circled his cock, giving it a firm squeeze and a stroke.

Eridan gasped, his neediness and heat overriding everything, and Sollux had found ways to make him do things God himself couldn't make Eridan do, and he twitched at Sollux's touch. He dutifully continued to finger-fuck himself, purring out Sollux's name, not even caring how he looked or sounded at the moment.

Sollux moved the hand from Eridan's cock back to his own, subtly rubbing himself as he heard Eridan's reactions to his voice and touch, "You getting nice and deep inside yourself? How long has it been since you did this last?"

"...Been a while..." he admitted. It had been a week or two since he gave himself a good fingerbang, but he figured, if Sollux wanted more, he'd have to keep talking to get it out of him.

"Oh, shit, really? I was just guessing is all..." Sollux stroked himself lightly, keeping himself at bay, just enjoying the feel, "So how DO you do it? Hmm? Tell me unless you'd like me to get in front of you and watch."

"Please, just keep talkin', I'll tell you, just, promise me you'll keep goin'..." Eridan groaned, spreading his fingers, imagining Sollux inside him, and eager for this fantasy to be reality. "I get all lubed up, like I done, an' I go to town on me, just like this. Dependin' on what I'm thinkin', I usually stroke my cock, too..."

Eridan could hear the sound of Sollux's flesh as he rubbed himself, could feel the hitch of breath in his chest. Sollux ran his free hand up Eridan's throat again, rubbing his cheek before gripping his hair, "Such a good southern boy you are, bet you'd make your parents proud if they knew I was telling you to spread your fingers and fuck yourself harder."

Eridan growled, "Sol...you tryin' to kill my boner?" His words fell weakly, he doubted he could be more aroused than he was already, as he spread his fingers, in compliance with Sollux's orders. "I just...don't talk about nobody else, Sol. Just you, okay?"

Sollux cackled, running his tongue up the side of Eridan's neck, nipping just behind his ear, knowing just what to say, "You want just me. You want me all to yourself. Tell me all about that, come on, do it."

Eridan closed his eyes, letting his head roll back against Sollux's shoulder, as he continued to work himself. "You, Sol. I want all a you. I'm gonna have all a you, sooner or later." He felt ridiculous saying it, being the whimpering, sniveling little wreck he was now, but he was still resolute to get his way, eventually. He continued, "Heart an' soul an' asshole an' dick, from your tiniest toes to that bit smug douchbaggeriffic pile a angles you call a face. I'm gonna own you, Sol, an' you're gonna need me more'n anythin' you can imagine..."

"Awfully possessive, aren't you?" Sollux flushed, squeezing his own head with a harsh pant. He released his own cock and grabbed Eridan's asscheek with a smirk, "You about ready? Can't have you too loose or you'll lose all of that charming personality you know I'm just crazy about."

Eridan nodded weakly, "If I'm possessive, it's only cause I know what I want an' I'm picky about it." he pulled his fingers out of himself, almost sad to have them leave him, but eager for Sollux to fill their void.

Sollux languidly crawled around in front of him, kneeling between Eridan's legs and staring directly at his face with a fake look of inquisition, "So tell me. If I'd said no all those weeks ago, if I'd turned you down, what would you have done? You still would've lusted after me? Hmm?" He pressed the undersides of their cocks together, just beneath the head to prompt a quick response.

Eridan squirmed against him, aching for more, wanting Sollux in his arms and between his thighs and in his ears. "Didn' think that far ahead, honestly..."

Sollux nodded as if that was the obvious answer, "Oh that's right. Rich boy. Always used to getting what you wanted." He leaned back, finding the abandoned lube packet on his bed and using its remains to slick himself up, rubbing himself and staring down at that flushed, desperate face and not even caring that the last of the lube was dribbling out onto his bedspread.

That asshole knew full well what he was doing to Eridan. What he was doing by stalling. What he was doing by waiting. What he was doing by not doing. "Ain't I been good, though, Sol? Ain't I made sure you never regretted it? I done things you ain't had done before, an' I done 'em with a smile, an' again if you wanted 'em...ain't that worth somethin'?"

Sollux chuckled, crawling up and pushing their bodies together, his lips inches from Eridan, closing the gap as he said lowly, "You don't have to convince me, Eridan. You're not forcing me to do anything I don't want to. I just like hearing your voice." And then his head was up against Eridan's entrance, Sollux's heart raced. Shit, he was actually doing this, he was actually now fucking a guy instead of the other way around, he was so nervous he couldn't stop now he just... he leaned down and licked Eridan's lower lip.

Eridan licked back, pulling Sollux into a kiss, his lips greedily mashed against Sollux's. He pulled back, smirking just a little. "You want to hear me? You want to hear my voice? Fuck it out a me, Sol.."

At those words, Sollux pushed forward roughly in a fit of passion, throwing his head back and letting out a particularly strangled sounding moan as his entire body shuddered. Fuck, he hadn't expected it to be so tight, so... nnnnfff, it was like his body was fighting him and embracing him at the same time it was so fucking good... "Oh goddammit Eridan..."

Eridan groaned, wincing a little as Sollux penetrated him, trying to will himself to relax, but he was too excited for that. By a wide margin. He wrapped his arms around Sollux's neck, groaning softly as the man pushed his way into him.

Sollux slumped over Eridan, moaning into his ear and breathing hard as he struggled to adjust, pushing in deeper, "Shit Eridan, you're... damn you're so tight..."

He groaned, gripping into Sollux's back. He was rarely one to enjoy anything larger than a finger, two at most, and the few guys he had that he had given ass-privileges to tended to be small enough where it wouldn't hurt so much, but Sollux was different. Even the uncomfortable sting of being filled more than usual had something sweet to it. He was torn between wanting to continue holding onto Sollux, clinging to him, digging his fingers into his back hard enough to bruise him, and wanting to grip his member and jack off in a frenzy.

Sollux pulled back, his stomach angled so that Eridan's erection rubbed between their midsections briefly. He let out a breath and pushed back in again, still not used to the purely euphoric heat around him. He groaned into Eridan's ear, his hands holding him up and digging into the mattress.

Eridan opened his eyes, biting his lip and watching Sollux. Truth told, he had never taken it up the ass quite this way, only on all fours and with someone he'd never see again, but watching Sollux, HEARING Sollux...it was beyond anything. "F-fuck me, Sol...you won't break me, just, fuck me good...like I fucked you, yeah? Do me proper, Sol..."

Hearing those words caused Sollux to growl, gripping Eridan's hip in one of his hands and pushing forth harder than before, grunting in his ear and sheathing himself, "Holy shit you feel so good I can't think straight..." He withdrew and then pushed back in again, a few more shaky times in a row before going more smoothly; the entire time narrated by Sollux's hot breath against Eridan's neck.

He groaned, rolling his hips towards Sollux, scratching his nails against his back. "Then don't think, Sol, just fuck me good..."

"Hnnnng fuck, you slut..." Sollux's voice was quite enamored at that moment, squeezing the flesh of Eridan's backside with one hand before withdrawing fast enough to give it a firm slap before continuing. Sollux pushed himself up halfway up, onto his knees and spread Eridan's legs, forcing his way between them nice and hard, fucking him like an object, not like he was a real person.

Eridan slicked his palm with a little precome and gripped himself as Sollux fucked him good and hard, letting himself fall to his senses, groaning, unable to say anything coherent.

"Fucking love your ass you smug asshole..." Sollux kept his eyes shut, bony hands gripping and squeezing those knees as hard as he was able, pushing deep inside Eridan and lingering there a bit on this thrust, pressing and pressing before pulling back.

Eridan pumped himself furiously, feeling, watching, hearing, experiencing Sollux fully. "You treat my ass right, an' it's yours, Sol," he groaned out, rolling against Sollux as best he could, needing more and more and more of him.

Sollux smirked, head still leaned back, "I'll treat your ass like a fucking princess, just for you..." He squeezed a handful of it once again just for emphasis before completely sheathing himself inside, lingering while biting his lip, "God you're so fucking hot..."

He howled out, "Fuck! Just keep talkin', Sol! Do whatever just don't stop...don't stop fuckin' me, an' don't stop talkin'!" He'd hate himself later for being such a weakling, but right now, he knew he wasn't far from completion, and he wanted nothing more than to be under Sollux's power.

"God you really are a slut, such a slutty little princess wanting to have some nice fucking peasant boy to fuck the hell out of her ass. Almost makes me wish I played harder to get, just to see what you would've had to do to convince me to get my dick inside you..." Sollux smirked like a madman again, pulling out and then forcing himself back in, nice and hard, deep inside him, "Come on, beg for more. Make it up to me."

"Fuck, Sol, I don't even know what I would a done if you turned me down, but considerin' the fuckin' fantastic sex we been havin', I'm fuckin' ecstatic you did...I didn' think that far ahead! I wanted you, fuck...I wanted you since I laid eyes on you, an' you wasn't makin' any moves, so I figured I had to if anythin' was gonna happen...fuck, Sol, you don't know how glad I am you let me do you. You don't know how glad I am that you're still doin' me...fuck, just like that Sol, keep goin'!"

Damn the filthy words he was dragging out of Eridan were really turning him on more, fuck... Sollux panted, groping Eridan's ass in his hands and laughing breathlessly, "You really do have a great ass. Nice." He smacked it once. "And fun." Once again. He then squeezed it harder, fucking him rapidly, "Like a slut."

Eridan whined, feeling the sting of each slap, as he bucked against Sollux, feeling the pressure in him coming to a breaking point. "God, keep talkin', Sol, I'm almost there...fuck...fuck me, Sol, I'm beggin' you! Fuck me with your cock an' fuck me with your voice!"

"Yeah, the little slut likes to be hit, likes having her little peasant fuck the shit out of her, come on and say it you slut." He opened his eyes and looked down at that wanton expression on Eridan's face, only wishing he could multitask and actually squeeze his cock right then.

"Fuck...yes! I'm your fuckin' slut! Fuck me hard, fuck the shit out a me, fuck! Fuck, Sol...oooh FUCK!" His last word stretched out into what seemed like hours, as he came, splurting forth over his belly, his body tense and from tip to stern, tight around Sollux's cock as he arched against him, eyes screwed shut and mouth agape.

Sollux gasped as Eridan's body suddenly tightened around him, his orgasm catching up to him unexpectedly and making him growl wordlessly as his seed shot deep in him, trickling and oozing around his cock as Sollux's sighs died down into low whimpers. He bit his lip and opened his eyes once again, staring at Eridan, covered in his cum.

What the hell had just come over him? Sollux thought, quashing the thought temporarily as he pulled out, his fingers still at Eridan's entrance to try and catch some of his cum as it trickled out, "Damn, I think I'm gonna have to wash my blanket. Again."

Eridan stretched, rolling his shoulders. "Tends to happen. Worth it, though."

Sollux chuckled once again, "Damn Eridan you do sound like a girl."

Eridan reached over and grabbed a pillow, chucking it loosely at Sollux. "Oh shut your face...I'm a fuckin' paragon a manliness, whether or not you're willin' to admit it."

Sollux easily caught the pillow, "Sure thing, princess." It was amusing to see him get worked up.

"You're a dick," Eridan sighed, trailing a couple fingers through the splatter on his stomach.

"Not nearly as much as you."

There was a moment of odd silence between the two before Eridan tried to break it, "Shower?"

Sollux considered this and then nodded, wiping his hand on his blanket, "Sure."

Sollux followed after him, getting the bottle of soap he used as his shampoo and body wash and turning on the hot water immediately. He leaned over and tested the temperature as Eridan got his shit together.

Seemingly out of nowhere Eridan came up behind Sollux, wrapping his arms around his waist, kissing his neck.

Sollux completely relaxed for a second, a shiver going through him as he grinned, but of course that was unseen by Eridan. He almost collapsed but kept himself upright with the hands gripping the shower edges, "Damn, you got me with that again..."

"Hmm? Fuck, Sol, didn't think you'd be too pissed about a li'l post-fuck affection," Eridan mused, nuzzling into the man's shoulder.

"I'm not... just didn't really expect it. So, what you turn cuddly when you're the bottom bitch?" He stepped into the shower, immediately soaking his hair.

"Cuddly an' appreciative is two different beasts, Sol."

Sollux shut his eyes, rolling his head back and thoroughly rinsing himself before grabbing his body wash from the floor of the shower, stepping out of the spray far enough to give Eridan room and to scrub his hair.

Eridan stood in the spray for a moment, washing his stomach and his ass, and anywhere else come might have dribbled, before washing his hair. He rinsed down, and scrubbed himself with his own vastly superior body wash.

[[Sollux watched Eridan rub himself all over, swallowing before asking as nonchalantly as possible, "Can I wash your hair?"

Eridan turned, an eyebrow raised, before shrugging, "Sure. Use my shampoo, though. Yours is shit."

"Pfft, I was planning on it, you ungrateful shit." He squeezed a decent amount into his hands before raking them through Eridan's hair; gripping and tugging, fingertips pressing just right into his scalp. He worked his way down to the back of his neck, watching his expression the entire time.

Eridan closed his eyes, a pleased purr issuing forth from him. How long had it been since he had a good scalp rub? No idea, but far too long...

Sollux scratched his nails through a few more times over before dragging them down the back of Eridan's neck, "Kay. Hair's scrubbed enough." He worked his back under the hot spray, rinsing himself off with a smug little grin.

Eridan shivered to feel it, enjoying every sensation Sollux could offer him, delighting in the feeling of Sollux's clever fingers against his scalp.]]

After rinsing off, Sollux stepped out of the shower, "I'm done, going back to my room now." He got his towel and dried his hair by scraping his towel across it as fast as possible.

Eridan finished washing up, calling after, "Be out in a minute. You might wanna get your sheets an' shit in the laundry." He turned off the water and toweled himself off.

Sollux stopped absently, thinking that was probably a good idea. He wordlessly went back into his room and shut the door, pulling his clothes from the floor back on (somehow managing to separate his from Eridan's with a laugh). He found his laundry soap and gathered his blanket up, walking across the hall to the laundry room. Making quick work of that, he got back in his room; the water in the shower still running. Sollux smirked and settled back in front of his computer as he had been when Eridan FIRST came in. He found his head was heavy at this point though, nodding off slightly.

Eridan finished drying himself, looking in the mirror and deciding that it wasn't worth fixing up his hair again today. Wrapped in just a towel, he went back into Sollux's room, grabbing his glasses from the nightstand, and noticed Sollux was falling asleep. He smacked Sollux lightly on the shoulder. "Hey, you got a guest still, asshole."

"Hey, it's still my room, you dick. You can knock, you know." His voice wasn't exactly poisonous, most likely due to being half awake. Now that he was conscious again, he looked over his shoulder, sliding his own glasses back on, "'Sides, I thought you were gonna go back to yours."

"Yeah, funny story, my pants are here. What, you holdin' 'em for ransom or somethin'?" He gathered up his clothing, making a small pile on the bed, before removing his towel and beginning to dress, shaking out and smoothing each piece of clothing in turn. "C'mon, you can't sleep on a bed with no sheets or blankets, it ain't civilized. get your shit, you're sleepin' in my room."

"You'll make a good mom someday, you know that?" Sollux didn't get up quite yet. When Eridan didn't budge, he rolled his eyes and unplugged his power cord and shut his laptop, "Fine, whatever. This more of your 'appreciation' bullshit?"

Eridan scoffed, beginning to button his shirt, "No, this is because I got serious compunctions about stickin' my dick in a guy who sleeps with no sheets like a fuckin' sow. Human bein's have a little civility in 'em, an' you're the asswipe that only thought to buy one set a sheets."

"Last I checked it was my dick in you. My uncivilized peasant dick that had you screaming like a girl." Sollux picked his laptop up and began walking back toward the bathroom, barefoot as usual. He placed his computer on the stable edge of Eridan's desk, sitting cross-legged on his bed.

"That don't change the compunctions I got." Eridan crossed through their shared bathroom, flopping down on his bed next to Sollux. "Seriously, Sol, you can have a li'l human decency. You got next to no self care goin' on, you're willin' to sleep without sheets or blankets, an' you're wearin'...ugh...fuckin' kid underbritches. Not that you ain't a fun ride, but it's enough to get a guy seriously uncomfortable."

He just tuned out Eridan for most of his rant up until the bit about his underwear. A line had been crossed. "It's not kid underwear, I'm not 10! It's man-sized. Seriously, you wanna check?" He lifted his hips impudently with his eyebrows raised. "Got em in the men's furnishing section and everything. Classy as fuck."

Eridan rolled his eyes, "I'm more surprised they even make 'em in adult sizes...boxers? Yeah, I can see that, but fuckin' briefs? Ugh, I feel like a fuckin' pedo just thinkin' about you in 'em."

Sollux laughed and rolled over on top of Eridan for a minute, "Oh yeah daddy fuck me harderrrrr!"

Eridan made a squawk of pure, unadulterated disgust as he pushed Sollux off, scooting away and curling up. "Eeugh! Sol, there is somethin' genuinely wrong with you. What the everlovin' fuck have I even gotten myself into..."

Sollux couldn't stop laughing, and it took him a good minute or two before he could reply, "Hey, you started it. Bet if I came to your door that day and you knew I didn't have sheets on it you'd have been all like 'oh fuckin' GOD no!' and sprayed yourself with more of that cologne shit to get rid of me."

Eridan glared, before feigning indifference. "Might a. Guess we'll never know," he shrugged, before glaring again, beginning to speak with his hands as much as his words, "But at least I take care a myself. Fuck, you skip meals, don't even pretend like you don't, an' you got your bones pokin' out to prove it. You got no sense a personal groomin', the shampoo you use might as well be dish soap, I got doubts if you even own a hairbrush, you got no style...I mean look at you. Not that there's anythin' wrong with your body or nothin', that ain't what I'm sayin'. But you dress like you can't give a half a damn, an' with a li'l upkeep, you could be hotter'n shit. But no, you just get by on bare minimum an' kid pants."

Sollux picked himself up with an agitated expression, "Ok, first, you sound like a girl. Second, some of us take care of OURSELVES. Ok? Just because everything of yours is designer and whatever doesn't mean I'm a fucking peasant. I make my own money and I'm not starving, I'm just not like you. Besides, my underwear is comfortable."

Eridan looked Sollux over, "Didn't say you was starvin', was sayin' you get so tied up in your fuckin' comp you forget to eat. An' ain't it just funny how you're the one who keeps sayin' 'peasant'...an' it ain't about bein' designer-although my stuff is all designer an' a the highest quality, don't you doubt it for a second-but half your shirts don't even fit you, Sol, an' same goes for your pants. That ain't a designer or cost thing, that's just stupid." He rocked up to his feet, putting his hands on Sollux's shoulders. "There's a fuckton a hot under here, an' you keep it hidden. Now, seems to me, that's either by design or by mistake. Which is it?"

Sollux's face flushed at Eridan's words, "I like to be comfortable...! I don't dress for attention you know!"

Eridan smirked, "That much is pretty fuckin' obvious." He tugged at Sollux's shirt, "But, case in point. This here is one a your better fittin' shirts. It's perfectly comfy, ain't it? Why not just buy 'em all in this size?"

Sollux groaned, "Because it's a girls' shirt, you ass. I'm wearing it because it's clean."

"They make 'em in this size for men, Sol. An' it ain't immediately obvious it's for girls...which, out a politeness, I ain't gonna ask why you got a girl's shirt in the first place. Point is, why not wear things that fit you?"

He ran his hand over Sollux's shoulder. "Baggy might work for some, but you'd look good in things that fit. An' there's nothin' wrong with quality fabrics, either. Here." Eridan walked over to his dresser, pulling out a clean pair of silk boxers and tossing them to Sollux. "Feel that. Tell me that ain't nice."

Sollux rolled his eyes and fell back onto the bed, "WHY are we talking about this?"

"Because I'm right an' you don't understand that yet," Eridan smirked. "Besides, I got no qualms whatsoever seein' you dress sexier."

Sollux pressed his thumbs against the tops of his eyes, "You're so high maintenance. You seriously dressed the entire fucking way up on a weekend to go NEXT DOOR. What was the fucking plan there, dingus? You didn't think easy-access would have been a better choice?"

"Civility, Sol. It's a thing. Learn it." He flopped back down, smirking, "An' fuckin' you is always an option, far as I'm concerned."

"And you don't see anything weird about putting all your damn clothes on just to get them off again?" Sollux arched an eyebrow at Eridan, they were at eyelevel at this point.

"No weirder'n wrappin' a present that's just gonna get unwrapped," he shrugged, an air of smug indifference about him, "Besides, a guy comports himself proper if he got any aims on bein' a gentleman. I'm a man a worth, Sol, not 'cause I'm rich, not 'cause I wear designer shit, not 'cause I listen to quality music an' maintain myself, but because I'm a gentleman. All that other shit just comes from that."

Sollux visably rolled his eyes and rolled onto his back, "And where does the all the gay come in?"

Eridan chuckled. "Ass, mouth, an' across the stomach, apparently."

Sollux turned his head back over, looking utterly baffled for a second before the joke sank in, "Oh GOD, gross!" He smacked the side of Eridan's head.

Eridan cackled, laying back against the bed. "Your face! Hahaha!"

"So. Mature. Absolutely fucking mature." Sollux shut his eyes with a grin unwillingly splitting his face.

Eridan laughed, "From the guy in superhero briefs. It was hilarious, you just don't like admittin' it."

Sollux shrugged, "I don't even really like Spiderman, I just like blue and red. The new movies are okay though."

"Not too surprised about the blue an' red...bet you got Superman ones, too, don't ya?"

"Nope. That's the only pair. I have boxers you know, I just didn't expect my bootycall to give me shit about comfy 'underoos'."

Eridan grinned at him, "You didn' seem to mind too much. Besides, maybe sometimes I visit without plannin' to fuck you, but open to it if it happens. You ever consider that?"

Sollux contemplated that for a moment, realizing the folly in his earlier thoughts. His eyes darted to look at Eridan for a second before looking back at the ceiling, "Yeah, because I'm such a great host with my one set of sheets and impeccable manners."

"Hey, I'm allowed a bad habit," Eridan smirked, stretching out, draping an arm around Sollux.

Sollux squirmed from Eridan's arm, "You calling me a bad habit?"

"More a an addiction," he said, kissing Sollux's cheek. "Still ain't sure about the bad part."

Sollux had no response to that except to give a little sound in the back of his throat, the warmth of his blush was quite evident to Eridan.

Eridan smiled, "Why? You wanna be my bad influence? You like bein' my drug?"

Sollux bit his lip, thinking back to just an hour ago, how amazing he felt, how each time just kept getting better, "Pfft, you and your 'compunctions', I swear."

Eridan moved to lay down, his head resting on Sollux's thigh. "What of 'em? Me an' my high standards ain't goin' anywhere, you know."

Sollux allowed himself the small luxury of twining his fingers in Eridan's hair, his nails raking along his scalp. He really did feel amazing. All over. He only wished he lacked the shame to lean down and smell him all over again, thinking spitefully to himself dammit no you already just fucked the guy...

Thinking on it, Sollux just had to ask. "So what the fuck is with that whispering thing, anyway?"

Eridan flushed a little, but tried to play it off with a shrug, "It ain't a big deal. There's just somethin' intimate about whisperin' in somebody's ear that does shit to me. An', despite you havin' a lisp like you got two tongues, you got a voice I don't mind hearin'." He smirked and regarded Sollux, "It's the dumbass shit you say that's the problem, but thankfully when we're fuckin' we can keep things to a topic we both like."

Pleased enough to have a weapon against Eridan, Sollux let the comment slide, this time. He smirked and gave his hand a squeeze, "Anything else worth mentioning? No gross stuff, though; if you fuck dolphins or some shit, I insist you keep it between yourself, God, and the poor assholes who work at Sea World."

"Fuck you asymetrically in the left nostril with a sandpaper dildo," Eridan replied, almost cordially, as if he were delivering a term of endearment. Sollux laughed and gave him a look over his glasses, and Eridan smirked back, "Ain't that the fun a havin' kinks? Findin' 'em out?"

Sollux rolled his eyes; of COURSE he wanted to be an enigma. He couldn't just make it easy...he was snapped out of his thoughts when Eridan asked, "How 'bout you? You get any particular cravin's that might be worthwhile for me to be findin' out about?"

Sollux thought. Dirty talk? He knew already. Fashionable assholes in tight pants? Ditto. Blow jobs? Obviously, but that wasn't even a kink, it was just sex; who listed sex as being their kink? That would be like saying one's favorite food was the kind that goes in the mouth. He briefly remembered the fantasy he'd had on that fateful drunken night not so long ago, and it brought a flush to his cheeks. But no, god no, there was no way in the cosmos he'd own up to that easily.

Eridan saw his blush, however, and pressed him, "Oh, you're thinkin' of somethin', ain't you? Spill it; I can't make those fantasies a yours come true if I'm just shootin' in the dark...what's got you so worked up?" He smirked, noting how Sollux was staring at him, "Somethin' about me?"

Sollux shook his head, trying not to stare at Eridan's lips, "Nothing. It's weird. It's not a thing."

Eridan pressed on, "Come now. You wouldn' be starin' at me like that if you didn't have somethin' in mind. Lemme hear it, unless you don't want me deliverin' whatever it is that's got your li'l heart all aflutter."

Shit, he had to say something. He shrugged, dragging his eyes away and trying to seem as nonchalant as possible. "I guess I like your voice. It's stupid as shit, but it's unique."

"Mmm, really?" Eridan knew that Sollux liked the dirty talk, but the thought that there was something particular about Eridan that he liked set him all warm and cozy inside. "Does things to you when I talk, huh?"

Sollux tore his eyes away from Eridan's as he nodded, "It's hard to get out of my head."

"Mmmmm? You don't say," he purred, smooth and melodic, staring up at Sollux. "Now, you'll forgive me for wonderin' if this is a strictly sexual interest you got goin', or you're just an all-around fan a my tones."

Sollux's thighs shifted just the slightest bit, "Both..." He sighed, "You're kind of like having an A&F model vying for my attention all the time."

"You don't seem to mind too much, Sol," he grinned. "Fuckin' fortunate, you are, gettin' all a my attention when we both know you want it so bad. You're one lucky bastard, gettin' all a me to yourself like this."

Sollux wasn't about to disagree, "Still don't get why. You got all this money and you have such high standards that somehow I apply for?"

Eridan's brow furred a little, as he sat up, turning to look Sollux in the eye. "You keep actin' like you can't figure why I'm into you. I'm startin' to think that ain't just you bein' modest, either...You're hot. You're smart. You're a complete douche, but a sexy one all the same. Do you honestly not get this?"

"It's not an act! I really DON'T get why. You know why? Because I've never had anyone actually like me, okay?" His face was pink from his compliments, avoiding eye contact as well, "I went to school for SCHOOL and worked my ass off all the time. I didn't really have the TIME to act on any urges I had." He failed to mention the massive avalanche of insecurity brought on by his sexuality, since that was basically moot at this point.

Huh. Eridan was a little shocked. He'd gotten the gist that he was Sollux's first, but...no interest? Either Sollux was completely oblivious (likely, given all observational data Eridan had gathered), or he had come from a place with an epidemic of lack of taste at nigh biblical plague proportions. Possibly both. "Sol, you just...are. I don't much fuckin' care if nobody realized it before I got to you, I don't much fuckin' care if you didn't realize it 'fore now, but I ain't gonna stand for you not realizin' the truth. You're hot as shit, an' worth bein' around, even considerin' what an asshole you are. Can you at least accept that I'm sayin' this with complete honesty?"

Sollux looked back at Eridan and let his lips descend upon his again, much slower than before, a moan of pleasure in his throat, cradling the back of Eridan's head in his hands.

Eridan kissed back, wrapping his arms around Sollux, pulling him close and into his lap. He'd have to work on the guy, poor idiot honestly didn't know his own beauty. It'd be a long road, sure, but Eridan was up for the challenge.

Sollux pulled back up, "Okay, this position isn't working for me." He pulled Eridan up as well, tugging him by his shirt against his lips for a quick kiss in a more comfortable position, "You also smell really good. All the time."

Eridan pecked back, smirking, "Funny, I seem to recall somebody gettin' on my case about wearin' that cologne before..."

"I was on your case about using it as disinfectant to get the presence of unwashed peasant dorm-mates out of your sight and your filthy thoughts."

"There you go, puttin' words in my mouth that wasn't ever in my head to start with. Tell you what, if I ever think a you as an unwashed peasant, or anythin' else, I'll drag you to the shower an' get you cleaned proper myself. The cologne is 'cause I like it." He quietly refused to acknowledge that he had honestly purchased the blend because of its many purported aphrodisiac components.

"I like it too…" Sollux smirked at the thought of Eridan forcing him to shower with him, curling his fingers in his hair and tugging him back for another kiss, sucking his lower lip and pressing his body up against Eridan's once again.

Eridan pressed against Sollux, kissing back, purring against him. Ahh, needy, eager Sollux, he'd missed him. He pulled at Sollux with one arm around his waist, one at the nape of his neck.

Sollux pulled back, keeping their bodies as close as before. Sollux kept their lips brushing as he smirked, "You do really... awful things to me."

Eridan brushed his lips back with a quick kiss, smirking smugly, "An' you LOVE IT."

Sollux didn't answer back, returning that quick kiss before pulling back, laying back on Eridan's bed, "I should make you a playlist of music I like. I'm really into music."

"I noticed," Eridan smiled, glancing over at his computer. "Got no appreciation for it, but you seem to like it okay."

"I hear music in my head a lot." He almost said especially during sex, but bit his tongue, "You open to having something playing when we fool around"?

Eridan chuckled, "No question. Next time? Let's do that."

"Well we'd have to figure out a playlist ahead of time otherwise you'd end up cracking up laughing halfway through."

"An' you wouldn' know half the shit on it," he shot back, taking on a mocking tone, "An' if Daft Punk ain't on it, I'm sorry, but I think we might be through."

"Dude. I have the entire Tron soundtrack. And dubstep remixes."

"Yeah, but you got anything from Discovery?"

Sollux scrolled down, "YES I do. I also really like that remix they did for Beck."

Eridan rolled his eyes, "Well, that's good. There's hope for you yet, even if a lot a this is shit. Curiosity begs me to ask this, what's your first go-to for fuckin', then?"

"Any version of End of Line or those dubstep Legend of Zelda remixes."

Eridan rested his head on Sollux's shoulder, smiling. "You're such a fuckin' nerd. Quality shit, though."

"Damn right." Sollux nodded, rubbing his cheek against Eridan's hair and inhaling.

Eridan nuzzled back. "Yeah, that's goin' on the list. Next up?"