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"dialogue"
Mira walked into the guild reconstruction area. She had a mission that was perfect for someone of her particular skills. Oh Erza would be pissed. Gossip is her greatest weapon. She first walked up to her bar. She then for the early hours of the day got to work.
Erza had gotten up late because her alarm had gone off two hours late. She walked into the guild construction area and received many looks. Then she saw Cana waving her over. Erza went to her assuming it was important. "Hi Cana. Is something up?"
"Damn straight something's up! You never seemed the type of girl that liked to grope guys." Cana exclaimed. Erza instantly was taken a back. When did she grope men.
"What do you mean? Where did you hear about such slander and why do you believe it?" Erza questioned with a serious tone.
"I mean you like to grab guys Erza. If you wanted a date so bad you should have asked. Everyone thinks your a pervert!" Cana replied.
"You didn't say who said it or why you believe it."
"Well Mira told me and any one else who ordered a drink so that would be the entire guild. The reason I believe it is because you've never been in a relationship." Cana answered with an as a matter of fact tone.
Erza just shrugged off the looks she got as she marched towards where Mira was currently standing and smiling like nothing. As she approached Mira Erza's aura grew dark and quite scary. She stopped in
of her then asked simply."Is Jack the one who put you up to this?"
Mira smiled"Yep! He said that you are really horny and was even about to give him a..." Mira stopped.
"A what?" Erza asked with curiosity.
"A... Blow job."
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"JACK-SAN YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" The entire guild hall shook with her roar."Did I hear a bitch call?" Said screwed male organism.
"Jack-san yes a very crazy bitch called you!" Erza roared as she requiped two swords and began chasing Jack around the construction area. Jack was running for his life and as stupid as he is he threw fuel into the fire.
"AHH! MONSTER! SOMEONE STOP HER! VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER ERZA-CHAN! COME WITH ME AND WE CAN GO TO MY INN AND TRY TO BEAT MY FAT NEIGHBORS FUN FUN TIME RECORD! ITS ABOUT 2 AND A HALF HOURS SO LETS GO FOR 5!" With that it was official. Today would be his last.
"Erza you yourself have always said killing is wrong. So why are you trying to kill Jack?" Makorov asked while using his giant hands to hold Erza down as she attempted to get loose and kill said male.
"He is a sexist pervert who spread lies about me! I rather not say what the lies are specifically." Erza said with a blush on her face. Jack smiled and said something to piss her off feeling safe."You wish you could do that. But my offer still stands! Fun fun time at my place! We can beat my neighbors by going for five hours! Consider it okay, because you need some stress relief." Yep, as soon as Erza got out she was going to kill him. Jack just ignored her killer intent and then sat on the floor.
"Erza you cannot kill Jack, but you can help him learn the ropes. Spreading rumors was wrong of you Jack." Makorov stated. Erza and Jack looked at him then one another. "I mean that Erza your going on a job and taking him along." Now Jack gulped. "She'll kill me!" He thought."Master I'd rather take Natsu, Gray, Elfman, and Laxus on a job together! I'll kill him on the Train!" Erza exclaimed.
"No buts! Your taking him on any job you like. You will take him." The Master replied.
"Yes Master." Erza said with disappointment.
So here they were sitting in the train in very awkward silence. Jack decided to "break" the ice. "Soooo... How are you doing on this fine day?" Jack asked essentially praying for the silence to end. Erza at first stared at him like he was an idiot.
"My day you ask? Well I woke up and had to help the possibly most stupid man alive. My day is going just great." Erza responded with sarcasm at the end.
"Well, look I know we didn't get off on the right foot, but if its possible can we restart?"
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"Pretty please."
"No, I have figured out the type of person you are and I don't like you."
"Errrrzzzaaa-chan, come on! I can't possibly be that bad to you, can I?"
"Jack-san, your quite literally worst than you think. Your a pervert, sexist, conceited and your choice of words are despicable. Why would anyone like a guy like that? Now before you say anything, like you always do, let me go over the job so we can get this over with. The job is to catch some dark mages that are tormenting the town. Now nod if you understand." He nodded. "Good now here's the thing these dark mages are supposedly s-class, now before you say anything there are only two and I need to ask... How come you never joined a guild before now?" Jack was a little surprised that she wanted to know that. He decided to answer vaguely.
"Well, let's just say I'm a coward running from my past." Erza was shocked that someone like Jack was calling himself a coward.
"Your holding back a lot Jack-san. You beat Jose what could scare you other than me?" Erza asked clearly curious.
"I'm am by far only scared by women Erza-chan. And she is one hell of a woman to piss off." Jack said with only one thought "Aya Mitomi, is the only person from the Mitomi clan of assassins that could kill me in an instant. Last time I barely survived. I actually fear her." Erza decided to stop questioning him and they slipped back into uncomfortable silence.
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