I am back! You all know the drill read and review! I made a homosexual joke and so if you don't like it I'm sorry. Jack is a perv on woman and has no intrest in men. Please don't be offended.


A giant chocolate cake was laid before Jack. He had been frozen in its majesty when he saw a very irritated Erza walking up to him."Wake up, you sexist perv!" She slapped him and just like that Jack's eyes shot open to the stinging slap that she had given him. "Good your awake. We have arrived to our destination." Erza stated.

"Where are we exactly?" He asked.

"We are in Happy Town! A town that is known for its constant happiness!" She replied.

"I better not get hit on by some other dudes."

"Why would that happen?"

"..."

"I'm guessing you don't like homosexuals."

"Nah, I'm fine with a gay guy just as long as they ain't hitting on me."

"Ok."

"So as you wizards can see, we are in quite a predicament. The two dark wizards attack once a week, at a random time, and always on a Tuesday of all days! Tomorrow I would love if you can get rid of them." The mayor said while eyeing Jack who was obviously uncomfortable. Erza didn't seem to notice this and just said"We will get rid of them sir, don't worry."

"Maybe your friend here could stick around until tomorrow, so we can get to know each other better." The mayor said as he licked his lips and looked right at Jack, who was about to introduce the man to a Purple drill.

"No, he will be staying with me, sir."

"Well then good day."

Erza and Jack walked out the building and went to the cake shop. They both hadn't had their favorite food in a while. The shop was rather small but the aromas emanating from it was intoxicating. It had a red flat roof and was yellow on the outside walls. They both stepped inside to be greeted by a room full of shelves of cake and a very kind looking middle aged woman behind the register. "Hi there. Is there something I can help you with?" Now Jack was about to say his order when Erza beat him to it.

"Yes! We would like TWO strawberry cakes." Jack about to protest was elbowed in the gut before he could say anything... again. The baker went to get their cakes.

"Hey are you guys the wizards that are going to save the town." A little voice asked from behind. Jack again couldn't respond because the monster disguised as a woman answered.

"Yes we are what's your name?" Erza asked.

"My names Jim and I want to see you guys fight them!"Jim exclaimed. Jim was about eight years old. He wore a black T-shirt that said 'Fight' on it , he wore blue jeans and had very spiky brown hair.

"Kid, a battlefield is no place for a child. So unless its from a distance ok?" Jack finally got to say.

"Jack-san! This boy shouldn't be anywhere near dark wizards! He should be at home." Erza stated with common sense.

"Well if I can't watch, then how about you guys stay at my house? My parents would love to help you!"

"I'll take it Jim! Come on Erza-chan let's crash for free with this kid!" Jack exclaimed happily.

"I suppose it will be alright. But let's get my- I mean our cake then go." She said.

After getting their cake they left with the boy to his home.

His house was large. Two stories, three rooms and two baths, on each floor. The house was cream and dark gray for the roof. They walked though the double door and saw a cozy home. Its ocean blue wall and red furniture contrasted nicely. A man was sitting on the couch with his wife. "Mom, Dad I brought the wizards here to sleep for the night!" Jim announced.

"Jim dear are you sure that they're wizards?" His mother asked.

"Yeah mom! On the way the guy showed me his fire magic!" He answered

"Then they are welcomed son! Hopefully they can get rid of the pests." The father stated with the disgust. Erza introduced herself. "Hi my name is Erza Scarlet and my perverted companion is Jack Cakeston.

"Well Erza my name is Elsa." Said Jim's mother.

"My name is Sam. It would be my pleasure to give you guys a place to rest your head." Sam said. Jack looked at him then asked. "Do you have a grudge with these dark wizards?"

"Yes we do! Our eldest son stood up to them, and" tears welled up in the family's eyes"The one with energy make mage shot a laser through his chest, and killed him." Erza and Jack both felt pity for the family. Jack then took one step forward and declared while igniting his left hand."I will defeat the energy make mage and send him to jail for life. Upon this flame I make this vow! Your son will rest in peace!"

After that the night went on rather uneventfully... Except when they went to bed. "Wait, Elsa are you saying I have to sleep in the same bed...as this pervert?" Erza asked with distress written on her face.

"Afraid so. We only have one queen sized bed for you guys." Elsa replied.

"I ok with it. Erza-chan, this is a chance to release any stress. We could talk about our problems and what not." Jack stated cool as a cucumber. "Maybe even have some fun fun time. He he!" He thought to himself.

"You better not try anything. And I have to ask up you something, after we take showers." Erza said as she headed to the shower.

"So relaxing. I wonder if he knows that I know he's peeping. Maybe I should pose provocatively and give him blue balls. No he would just be happy... I know! I'll throw a knife into the wall next to his perverted head!" Just as fast as she thought about it she acted. She toss a kunai and cut the male's ear.

"Oh yeah Erza-chan! Let's see those massive jugs you lug around! Yeah turn on you side. What a PERFECT ASS! Hey what's that black thing? OH SHIT!" The thoughts of Jack Cakeston as he realized he was caught.

After they took there shower Erza decided to ask Jack her question from earlier. "Jack-san why did you spread such a vulgar lie about me?" Jack looked at her then after a minute or so he finally replied.

"Well Erza-chan, the lie wasn't what I was going to do until..."

"Until?"

"Until Mirajane got involved. You see she came to where I landed after your incredible uppercut to the nuts. She wanted to help me get back at you. I originally was going to burn all the strawberry cake in town, but she said that was too light. She then said she would come up with a rumor. I asked what it was but she didn't say. I only found out once the she-devil had already spread the word." Jack said sincerely. He really hadn't come up with it. Erza sat on the bed in her pink Pajama's. She looked at him after thinking about it and was about to speak when Jack said.

"I'm sorry." He was looking her in the eye. There was no hint of a lie in his voice, body, or his eyes.

"Let's go to bed. We have a lot of work tomorrow." Erza told him before going to sleep. Jack just nodded and did as he was told.


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