Hello everyone! Jack is back and ready for action. Read and review! I own nothing and I'm sure no one cares to read this so I won't hold you up!
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Squish* "Wow whatever that is, its so soft!" Jack thought as he kept squeezing whatever the squishy thing was. "Ahhh that feels so good." Jack heard Erza moan. He instantly realized what he was grabbing. He slowly pulled his hand back praying that she hadn't seen his hand. "Jack-san were you just groping me?" "Good bye cruel world... You know what? It was worth it!" That was all Jack could think before He flew out the window of the room. "PERVERT!" Erza shouted as she tossed him like a rag doll.
After the interesting morning. Jack and Erza began patrolling the town, their goal was to find the dark mages and kick ass! As they were walking Jim had been following them. After all he wanted to see them win. They were in the town square when the duo found there targets "Energy make:Laser!" A tall man at about Laxus's height shouted as he fired a white beam into a building, destroying it. This man had spiky purple hair, he wore no shirt and his kaki shorts went down below the knee his Gray eyes scream blood lust. "Twister!" Shouted the second man. He was about Levy's height with long blonde hair. His left eye as red as blood and his right blue as the sky. He created a tornado that ripped though the square carving into the ground as it went.
"So these are the assholes messing with your village. HEY FAGOT WITH THE RETARDED PURPLE HAIR! I'M HERE TO KICK YOUR ASS!" Jack shouted at the purple hair mage. The mage turned to face him and told his ally"Look at this Mikey, we have another badass over here. I will kill him for his insults." He then looked at Erza."You should catch his lady friend, its been too long since we've had fun with a woman."
"Yes sir! I look forward to digging into her tonight!" Mikey said while licking his lips. Jack knew he was about to fight a life or death battle here. Erza looked at him and said"I'm going to lure Mikey away from here. Can you take him alone?" Erza asked. Jack looked insulted by her question.
"Erza-chan I beat Jose into a bloody pulp, I think I can kick this guys ass too." He replied. "I just need to figure out where that power came from." Erza began to run down the street. Mikey chased after her. "Please be careful Jack-san, that man is practically has power pouring off him." Erza thought as she left the area. Jack looked at the Energy make user. Jim got back and was watching from a distance. "Are you ready to die?"
"Nah! I'm ready to send your ass to jail!" Jack stated defiantly.
"Prepare yourself. I was recently inducted into the Mitomi clan guard. If you don't know, that means I am considered elite." Jack shivered slightly hearing the name Mitomi. His opponent noticed it."So your afraid of the clan, that is wise. Now then here I come!"
Jack ignited his left hand and rushed forward"NOPE I'M JUST SHAKING WITH EXCITEMENT!" he shouted as his purple drill slammed into the other mans energy covered hand.
"I should be far enough by now." Erza thought. She stopped and turned around to face her assailant. "Did you get tired of running or do you want to have sex?" Erza looked him in the eye and said.
"As if I would give my virginity to you, or your friend. I am saving that for whoever is my future husband. I on the other hand am going to defeat you!" Mikey just looked uninterested. He raised a hand and fire a bullet of air at her. Erza sidestepped it, and then requiped into her lightning empress armor. It was a white robe that covered her well and split at the bottom. Her legs were out in the open and she was holding a spear. "I've always liked spirited women." Mikey stated as he smiled perversely.
Erza didn't reply to him, he was trash and he was even more perverted than Jack. That was really bad because Jack is extremely lusty. He was groping her that morning and now this guy wanted to rape her. "Just my luck." She dashed forward with lightning covering her spears blade and swung a vertical strike. Mikey rolled to the side and fired two air bullets at her. Erza stabbed her spear into the ground and spun around it, dodgeing his bullets and launching herself at him. Mikey may be agile, but not agile enough. Erza land a kick to his face. There was a loud crack. The man grabbed his bleeding nose and was repositioning it when Erza grabbed her spear and hit his stomach with the butt. He buckled over as he tried to get some air. Erza went in for the finish she electrified her spear tip she used her lightning beam attack point blank into his back. Mikey's body was surrounded by electricity, and burned to a crisp fell to the ground unconscious. "Now I need to get to Jack-san. The authorities should be on their way to capture these guys." Erza thought as she ran to the square.
Jack was currently dodging some lasers. He then made his hand into a gun shape and fired a barrage of purple flaming bullets at his enemy who he still didn't know name. The large man jumped over them and landed next to Jack. He threw a right hook. Jack lean back to dodge and kicked his side. The man was hit but caught Jacks leg. Jack lost his balance and was about to fall, over so he used the man grip against him. Jack used his free leg to kick him in the face. He grunted in pain, and began to spin around while holding Jack's feet and after picking up enough speed he left go of them. Needless to say Jack went flying... Into a cloth line... With panties on it. One of which was more like a thong and was on his face. "Who ever I marry or have fun fun time with better wear one of these and give me a lap dance!" He thought while getting pulled back into reality by something grabbing his feet and throwing him into a wall.
Jack decided to end it. "PURPLE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE! GRAND INFERNO TORNADO!" He shouted as a giant magic circle appeared under his opponent's feet, and a large purple tornado erupted out of it. It spun violently and was pushing air away from it while whatever is inside is forced to stay inside being vaporized, if the caster wished for it that is. Jack kept it going as Jim ran up to him."Is it over?" The boy asked with hope in his eyes.
"It sure is. Your brother can rest in peace." Jack said as he looked at him. Erza came up behind him and tapped his shoulder."Jack-san are you okay?'
"I've been better. I think I did good work so I think I should be rewarded, no?"
"We'll get you some chocolate cake on the way back to the guild." Just as Erza said this a white laser came out the flame straight for Jim. Erza couldn't move fast enough. Jack threw his body towards the boy and pushed him out the way. The laser went straight through Jacks chest, ripping through his left lung collapsing it. When the laser dissipated there was a hole through Jacks chest with blood gushing out of it. Jack then fell to to the ground. "JACK-SAN!"
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