Hello people! So here is the next Chapter! I think I updated about a week ago so it's all good! I'm getting my speed back! (He lied) any ways I hope you enjoy this chapter! REVIEW!
Erza and Jack were getting dressed. Well Jack was. Erza on the other hand just requiped. Once they were dressed. They left the apartment and began the walk of shame. Well Erza did at least. She couldn't walk straight. Her legs felt like goo. The reason was something she rather not think about. Jack on the other hand looked like Jack. He had no ambition, no reason to do anything as far as she knew and yet. He seemed content with it all. Or was it cause he got laid? Probably that. Pervert. While on the outside Jack looked fine not the inside he was flipping shit.
"HOLY SHIT! I just tamed the Titania! Not to mention that video footage… I'm keeping that. It was hot. But for my real issue. How the fuck am I going to explain this to the guild if she is pregnant?! They will kick my ass! I'm mean most couldn't but together I'm collectively fucked! But still… A little me running around wouldn't be so bad. Maybe I could make sure they don't get fucked over in life like I did. Erza… She would be an awesome mom. Strict. But awesome. If she's pregnant maybe it will be twins! AWE SHIT! THEN IM REALLY FUCKED! I should break the silence… Wait can Natsu smell sex? Oh shit." Jack grabbed Erza's hand and pulled her to the side of the street then asked. "Erza, can Natsu smell sex?" He was serious. Erza's eyes widened. She hadn't thought of that. She grabbed his hand and then pulled him to a unisex hot spring.
"Come on! We need to clean off before going side the guild. He nodded and entered the building with her. What neither of them noticed was Mira walking by as they went into the bath together. Mira ran off to the guild with some juicy gossip to spread!
"Erza. I know that if your pregnant were going to be together often but we didn't have to bath together." Jack stated. Not that he didn't mind. Erza is beautiful in every way. Her toned body and proportions were perfect.
"I want you in here with me. Right now I just feel more reassured that you're a good guy. If you don't just up and run when I get myself checked in a few weeks then I think I can trust you. Besides… I need someone to wash my back. Now get to it." She turned her back to him and motioned for him to go over to her. Jack said nothing and went over to her and washed her back. As he did his and her mind wondered. There was no way for them not to wonder. If there is a child or not. If so then they would be there for the child. If not then… What then? Things can't be normal between them. The night before had ruined that for them. Erza did feel bad though. She felt like a whore. She basically threw herself at him. He on the other hand felt bad for accepting her so easily. His judgment had been so impaired. He may have been a pervert and a asshole. But he wasn't the kinda guy to just bang a girl who wouldn't want to be banged.
When they finished bathing and left for the guild, they felt better. Not too much better. But better. Erza had wore off her limp and Didn't need Jack to help her walk straight. As they approached the guild Erza thought about what to tell the Master about their job. She decided that he probably will assume it was alright. Once they opened the door everyone looked at them. Leaving them confused. Then Natsu walked up and said.
"Congratulations you guys!" Jack and Erza tilted their heads in confusion. "You guys got together right? Congrats!" Now they had a flashback to the lacrima recording. Had they not cleaned themselves off enough? Natsu was the first one to walk up so had he smelled them?
"What are you talking about pinky?" Jack asked hoping that Natsu hadn't smelled them. Natsu got a tick mark.
"You know! Mira said she saw you guys entering a bath house together! Also don't call me pinky unless you want to fight." Jack simply smirked. He and Erza felt relieved a bit. Now to fuck with the pink haired idiot.
"You asked me to fight you a while back if I remember correctly. So how about now?" Natsu smiled. Instead of giving his answer in words. He just swung a flaming fist at Jacks face. However Jack isn't one for getting punched in his incredibly handsome face. So he stepped to the side and used his flames to boost his fist upward in his classic uppercut. Nailing Natsu on the chin and sending him flying through the roof. When he came back down he was out cold.
"HOLY SHIT! HE ONE SHOTTED NATSU!" Macao shouted.
"EVEN ERZA CAN'T DO THAT!" Another member cried out. Then as if to just piss Jack off. A lightning bolt blasted past his head. Lightning has a thing called thunder and it just so happens to be loud as fuck.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHO SHOOTS LIGHTNING AT SOMEONES EAR?! THAT'S A DICK MOVE!" Jack shouted as he was completely off balance. Almost falling over with every step he took.
"HAHAHA! Some more weak trash joined the guild! Can't even deal with some thunder!" A man with blonde spiky hair said as he showed his lightning scarred face. Jack took one look at him before the battle of assholes began.
"Who the fuck are you? A Guy cosplaying the "boy who lived"?" Jack asked. Laxus got an angry look in his eye.
"I don't know what the fuck you talking about purple flame fag."
"Man your one illiterate fuck. Why don't you read some more dumb ass."
"Unlike you, I don't spend my time reading gay ass shit. I train and get stronger."
"You mean you suck big fat dick for a living."
"That's your job Jack ass!"
"What ran out of smart comments? Guess you are a dumb ass!" Laxus by now had gone down the stairs an was standing in front of Jack. They were head butting and visible lightning was crackling around Laxus. While purple flames were manifesting around Jack.
"Ran out? Who cares! You're a little bitch who won't get laid in his entire life!"
"Little bitch? Won't get laid? Your kidding right? I already lost my virginity. Besides you look like a bad Dragon Ball Z character!"
"You know what?! I've had enough of your shit! Let's go!" Laxus pulled his hand back for a punch.
"It's your funeral dumb ass!" Jack smiled as he too pulled his fist back. Just before the possibly cataclysmic clash of the Titans began an even bigger hand punched them both.
"Your both dumb asses! You two would destroy the entire guild if you fought! Which is why, if you two ever fight you will both be expelled!" Makarov roared. Clearly not happy with how his children were behaving.
"Hey! Gramps how come we can't fight?! Clearly this smart ass needs to be taught a lesson!" Laxus retorted. Jack on the other hand honestly didn't give a shit. But now he had someone fun to mess with! Although he got a bit vulgar about his little 'he already lost his virginity' speech. Erza probably doesn't appreciate that remark. And how right he was when he looked at her furious face. The glare she was giving him was screaming "We need to talk… NOW!" So he walked out of the guild and she would followed after him. But first she wanted to talk to Mira. A certain rumor from before needed to be clarified. She proceeded to the bar in which Mira was happily looking over the guild job book.
"So Mira, how does helping Jack with rumors benefit you?" A plain question. Mira simply smiled like the "She-Devil" she is.
"Well you know. Gets the boredom of being a barmaid out of my life. Jack also is a wonderful person to make rumors for." Erza could have sworn Mira was trying to pin Jack down. But that would be if Erza had not known Mira for so long. She doesn't drag anyone down with her.
"So you made THAT rumor for him?" Another plain question. Which received a simple nod. "I see… Well I'm definitely angry. But since you're my friend I will let it slide, but only for this once!" Erza was about to leave when she had remembered what Natsu had said. She turned around and looked at Mira with a demonic amount of killer intent. "Also why the fuck did you go and make everyone think I'm dating Jack?!" Mira almost dropped the book in her hand from the sudden movement.
"Well I saw you and him go into the Unisex bathhouse so I thought you two were a couple! Also you're starting to pick up on his way of speaking. The Erza I know would never drop the bomb so easily." Erza hadn't noticed it but now she realized. She had just cursed at Mira. She never curses at anyone. Especially her friends.
"I'm sorry Mira. It just came out." Mira smiled.
"So how did it happen?!" The white haired cover girl couldn't help but ask.
"How did what happen?" Mira pouted.
"You know! How did you and Jack get together?!" Her excitement was obviously pushing her to ask. Erza was faced with a tough question to answer. How would she go about this? Say something like yeah we are together and it happened while on the job or no and she is mistaken. Erza was about to tell her no they are not together but the idea of pregnancy struck her. So she said what no one was expecting.
"Jack and I got together during the job. He saved a child and it really stuck me at that moment that he was a great guy." Erza barely managed to say that in one breath. Mira started almost going nuts.
"That's so romantic! Who asked who first?!" Erza wasn't going to get a break.
"For another time Mira I need to go talk to my… Beloved." This was crushing her pride so badly she may kill herself. Meanwhile Mira just began having her fantasies about Erza and Jack undergoing baby making procedures. "My beloved?! What the hell was I thinking?! I hope this will get easier." She groaned in frustration as she exited the guild hall.
Well I hope you all enjoyed the chapter! I didn't know where to end it so I ended it there! See ya! And have a great day! Remember to review and make my day too!
