I don't own Corpse Party.
NEXT DAY:
Nekori: *pops out of nowhere* Hmmm.
Everyone so far: *snores loudly*
Nekori: *gently shakes Ayumi and Naomi up*
Ayumi: Whassk;ldfjaksd?
Naomi: Nekori...? What's up? Where's Hikaru?
Nekori: I don't have much time before Hikaru finds out I'm here and boots me out of her dimension. Shut up and listen to the riddle I have to say.
Ayumi: What is it?
Nekori: The one who's true is the one who's false
and the one who is false is the one who's true.
One among you isn't from Heavenly Host
She has transformed to the one you all look to
Answer the question a shadow presents
Otherwise you will be trapped forever too.
Naomi: Wait! What do you me-
Nekori: *disappears*
Ayumi: That was weird. Do you know what she means?
Naomi: No idea. I don't know what she meant by the false thingie. And what shadow?
Ayumi: Shadow means ghost. At least that is what I assume.
Naomi: Hmmmmm...
Satoshi: What's up?
Seiko: How's my beautiful Naomi~? *squishes Naomi*
Naomi: SEIKO! CUT IT OUT! *accidentally wakes everyone up with her yelling*
Mayu: Heh? What's going on...?
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Yoshiki: RUN! THAT'S A BOMB!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *ducks for cover*
BOOOOOOM!
Shannon: TT^TT IT WAS USELESS!
Hikaru: No it wasn't! Look at all the embarrassing pictures we can get here! *hands Shannon camera and starts snapping pictures*
Shannon: I see what you mean! *joins in*
Yoshiki: OY! WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! AND WHO'S THAT?!
Shannon: Oh, hello! My name is Shannon! Nice to meet you all!
Morishige: Did you set the bomb off?
Shannon: Yes, I did. *pulls out a taser* Anyone got a problem with that?
Yuka: Oniichan, I'm scared!
Hikaru: *gives hug to Shannon from behind* Aw, come on! You're scaring Yuka-chan!
Shannon: *squeezes Yuka* Sorry.
Hikaru: Anyways, are you all ready?
Yui: Ready for what?
Shannon: Ready to PARTY! *puts on sunglasses and minion cap*
*SILENCE*
Shannon: What?
Hikaru: I really just meant truth or dares. But we can party! *pulls out a beer from god-knows-where*
Ayumi: YOU'RE UNDERAGE!
Hikaru: Oh yeah...
Satoshi: Did you mean truth or dares?
Hikaru: YES! Yes, that was exactly what I meant!
Shannon: Aww. I thought you meant to party.
Hikaru: This is ten times better. Plus, you had some truths and dares.
Shannon: Oh yeaaah!
Morishige: I wonder what this mental person is going to force us to do.
Shannon: That's very cruel! You should apologize to Hikaru!
*SILENCE*
Hikaru: Moving on...
Shannon: YOSHIKI! SATOSHI!
Yoshiki: What?
Satoshi: I'm scared.
Shannon: Why? I just want to see if you can survive a wave of zombies.
Yoshiki: I'm done.
Shannon: *turns taser on and off* This baby is ITCHING for some bare skin.
Mayu: That sounded strangely suggestive.
Seiko: So you're the masochistic type, huh?
Mayu: N-no! /
Naomi: Mayu, is this because Morishige is a sadist?
Ayumi: He's more like a sociopath.
Hikaru: SHUT UP EVERYONE! I WANNA SEE THIS!
Yui: You're going to set up a zombie wave in here?
Hikaru: Yes! There's a protective screen right over there! *points at a screen of glass*
(Everyone except Satoshi and Yoshiki exit, and wave of zombies start)
Shannon: Hikaru, I just realized something.
Hikaru: What is it?
Shannon: We didn't give them any weapons.
Hikaru: Oh yeah... SH*T! *runs out*
Shannon: Hikaru~! WAIT UP! *runs out after her*
Ayumi and Naomi: *sweatdrops*
Naomi: Will they really be okay out there?
Morishige: I'll bet so. Did you also notice this is the only room without cameras?
Mayu: Why would someone notice that, Shige-nii?
Seiko: That's a really odd detail.
Naomi: You were awake?
Morishige: The whole time.
Yui: Look outside. Those two are doing a really good job of beating up the monsters.
Morishige: I also have a key. *twirls key on finger*
Ayumi: How?
Morishige: I want Mayu to go back to the real world. I don't care what happens to me.
Naomi: That is... very nice of you.
Ayumi: Do you have any suspicions?
Morishige: I have one. I'm not sure if it is a right assumption.
Nekori: So he heard? *pats Ayumi and Naomi's shoulders*
Naomi and Ayumi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Morishige: Where did you even come from?
Nekori: A recently created portal. So, did Hikaru and Shannon finish kicking some zombie butt? *looks outside at a smouldering heap* Never mind.
Outside..
Hikaru: REMIND US TO GIVE WEAPONS NEXT TIME! NOW I CAN'T CREATE ANOTHER WAVE, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Shannon: WAAAAAAAAAAH! TT^TT
Yoshiki: Geez, we said sorry! You were the ones that put us in a zombie wave anyways, so how is it our fault?
Satoshi: Yoshiki is right.
Everyone in that small room: *run outside*
Hikaru: NEKORI-CHAN! *tackles Nekori*
Shannon: PIG PILE! *jumps on top of Nekori and Hikaru*
Nekori: GET OFF! Plus, we have a heap of truths and dares to do, still.
Ayumi: What?
Hikaru: Oh yeah! Ayumi, truth or dare!
Ayumi: Truth, of course!
Shannon: THIS IS MY TRUTH, BUTT OUT! Ayumi, would you rather have Satoshi or Yoshiki in an apocalyptic situation, and why?
Ayumi: I don't know.
Shannon: Choose one.
Ayumi: Fine. Mochida-kun.
Hikaru: *creepily smiles*
Yuka: Ayumi-oneechan! RUN!
Ayumi: *runs for her life because Hikaru is a flaming ball of anger*
Nekori: Crap. *conjures a fire extinguisher and aims it at Hikaru*
Hikaru: NO LAST NAMES! AND WHY NOT YOSHIKI?!
Ayumi: Sorry, I forgot! And I chose Mo-Satoshi because ummm... he's really nice to me.
Shannon: But in Heavenly Host, wasn't Yoshiki the one that always protected you?
Ayumi: True...
Shannon: Morishige, this next dare involves you.
Morishige: What?
Shannon: I dare you to kiss Nekori!
Mayu, Nekori, and Morishige: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Nekori: I HAVE TO KISS AN INSANE SOCIOPATH LIKE HIM?!
Mayu: SHIGE-NII HAS TO KISS NEKORI-CHAN?!
Morishige: I HAVE TO GIVE MY FIRST KISS TO NEKORI?! WHAT THE F*CK?!
Shannon: It's either that or confessing to Mayu.
Morishige: Fine. *kisses Mayu on the lips*
Naomi: |/|
Seiko: YEAAAAH! THAT'S HOW YOU WOO A GIRL!
Mayu: Shige-nii...
Morishige: Does that count?
Shannon: No, you have to kiss Nekori.
Hikaru: However, you can kiss her anywhere. Her mouth, *plays with Nekori's lips*, her cheeks, *grabs Nekori's cheeks* or even her hand. *grabs her hand*
Morishige: *kisses Nekori's hand* Happy?
Hikaru: Much.
Nekori: 'Scuse me for a sec. *disappears*
Yuka: Where is Nekori going?
Hikaru: She's probably waging war on the person that suggested that dare.
Shannon: OOOOH! I WANNA HELP! *disappears*
Yui: You're the only one left, Hikaru.
Hikaru: I plan to give all the dares now! Seiko, truth or dare!
Seiko: Dare!
Hikaru: I don't have a dare for you. However, I have two truths!
Seiko: Lay 'em out!
Hikaru: If you could date any guy, who would you date?
Seiko: Well, I can't take away my precious Naomi's Satoshi, Yoshiki clearly would prefer Ayumi, and Mayu and Morishige are meant to be. I would probably-
Hikaru: Force Naomi to crossdress, and date her, right?
Seiko: How did you know that?
Ayumi: And why is Morishige called Morishige, instead of Sakutaro?
Hikaru: I'm pretty sure Morishige is his first name.
*SILENCE*
Hikaru: What?
Yuka: Morishige's last name is Morishige.
Hikaru: Well, there can be some bends to the rule.
Ayumi: REALLY?! *starts chasing Hikaru*
Hikaru: Well, this takes care of Ayumi's dare! Yui, can you read it out loud? *drops slip of paper and runs for it*
Yui: *picks up slip of paper* Seiko, if you were locked in a room with Naomi, what would you do?
Seiko: A better way to phrase the question is what I WOULDN'T do! *creepily laughs and gropes Naomi's boobs*
Naomi: SEIKOOOO! STOP IT!
Hikaru: I'm back! Ayumi's pooped.
Shannon: Me too! Nekori is still waging war.
Hikaru: Anyways... Yui?
Yui: *discombobulates*
Hikaru: I guess she read the last dare. Yoshiki, truth or dare?
Yoshiki: I'm gonna be forced to pick dare.
Hikaru: Right you are! You have to French kiss Satoshi.
Everyone except Hikaru and Yui: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! (|O|)
Yuka: Why Oniichan?
Yoshiki: F*CK NO! GO F*CKING F*CK YOURSELF, YOU LITTLE -censored string of curse words because I can only censor so much-.
Satoshi: AGREED! I AM NOT GOING TO USE MY KISS FOR THAT, YOU LITTLE -same censored string of curse words-.
Shannon: THERE IS NO -Jesus Christ, I'm censoring a lot- WAY IN H*LL THAT I WILL LET THEM KISS!
Hikaru: But they have no choice-
Shannon: *pulls out taser*
Hikaru: I'm just going to quietly go away, and pretend this never happened... AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mayu: *watches Yoshiki, Satoshi, and Shannon chase Hikaru with tasers* Do you think she'll be alright?
Seiko: She'll be fine!
Please review! Criticism is accepted and added, just don't be too harsh!
If you have any dares, let me know in the reviews, or PM me!
Seeyas!
