This is a Harley Quinn and Naruto crossover fanfiction only.

Other Franchises will be included.

Author's Note: "Hey guys, Deadpool here, I saw that this story was pretty boring, so I decided to help by adding some more characters from Marvel to spice things up." Hector hearing this decides to might as well, "Hey Spidey can you please get rid of this asshole?" Soon Peter is heard saying that he can't he is not exactly the Beyonder.

Most people when they speak of going to an island usually either find a passenger ship or even a fishing ship to help them reach the place where they were going, Naruto and Sasuke however were not your typical people, and as such, they decided to simply run there, they jumped from a nearby cliff and most people would expect them to be diving into the ocean, but no, they stood on the water and began running like it was no different than doing so on dry land.

Naruto teased Sasuke and told him to pick up the pace or they would miss the chance of making a good impression with Queen Hippolyta, to which Sasuke merely reminded him that he would have to apologize to Poseidon for being so rough with his domain, as soon as they said this he began to pick up his pace after offering a small apology.

They quickly ran across the water till the hidden island they were looking for came into view, it was exactly the way their mother told them it was, the mountain was exactly the way she said it was, and for some reason, Naruto could smell that someone was roasting some fish near the beach.

Let's face it running for so long was bound to make anyone hungry, and Naruto was no exception to this.

As soon as they reached the beach Naruto saw that there were at least a hundred rather tasty-looking fish roasting, the person was using sticks and an open campfire to roast them, Naruto was too hungry to care about why the food was there, he simply wanted something to eat. As he grabbed one of the large fish he began to eat it without even taking notice that some people were watching him.

Sasuke realized that this sort of set-up would be perfect for an ambush, poison those fish or use fish that are naturally poisonous and when the person is weaker due to the poison the people who set up the trap can finish them off. "Do you honestly have to be so inconsiderate Naruto, it is obvious that these fish were being cooked by a person who caught the fish in the first place, we should at least find this person and asked if we could eat one or a couple of his cooked fish. So stop stuffing your face and help me look for the person who caught and cooked those fish and maybe you can apologize for your rudeness!"

Naruto simply kept eating another fish, and looked at Sasuke, "Give it a rest Sasuke, to me it is clear that someone was expecting us to arrive on this beach and left us a rather nice present as a welcome to their island. Besides, the women that caught these fishes and caught them are hiding in those trees over there. If they didn't want me to eat these fishes they could have easily told me or tried to stop me by shooting an arrow in my direction!"

He grabbed a fish and tossed it towards Sasuke, "Now shut up and eat, you don't want them to think you do not appreciate this gift, honestly, you were always such a stick in the mud, but ever since we got adopted and you spent so many hours with our new mother you are such a stickler for manners and etiquette. You couldn't be more of a mama's boy if you tried."

Sasuke began to eat the fish and had to admit the seasoning and the way the fish was prepared was great, it was delicious. "Look you may still not be so happy to be adopted by our mother dearest, but I will rather be adopted by her than her husband. I still wonder why she stays married to him after he cheated on her so many times. Several times with what I guess I should say are our big sisters."

As they finished the last fish a woman wearing armor that looked like something a Spartan would wear, came towards them and sat down by the campfire, "I gather you enjoyed the fish, my sisters and I prepared those as a snack, but seeing your friend starting to eat them with such fervor made my sister very happy that you appreciated and liked her cooking, but first introductions, I am Rianna the eldest daughter of Queen Hippolyta, who are you two? It is not often that men come to our island and do not attempt to conquer it."

Sasuke looked at her and smiled, "Yes, these fishes were in fact delicious, so I and my friend and thank you, after running on the ocean for hundreds of miles, we were getting a bit hungry, as for who we are, I guess you could say we are immortals, or demi-gods really, I am Sasuke Uchiha, the one still eating is Naruto Uzumaki, and we are both newly adopted children of Hera."

As soon as Sasuke was done saying that he saw Naruto moving his hands and using his own power he created something they never expected, first he made a few dozen large fish appear, and then he made several bottles that appeared to hold spices. "Sasuke, you are good with a sword, come help me clean these salmon and help me cook something for Rianna and her sisters, they let us taste their cooking it is only fair that we get to share some of ours as well."

Sasuke took his blade in hand and began to clean the fish he was careful to put the entrails to one side, which was going to be used for something else, he then cut the large fish into pieces and helped season and prepare the fish steaks and pieces. Naruto used fire manipulation to roast some of the pieces, and in a pot, he cooked the other pieces until they were golden brown, as he was done he looked at Rianna, "You might want to call your sisters over, I just got done with this, if they don't hurry this food is going to get cold, and it will not taste as good."

Rianna looked towards the trees and as soon as she nodded her head, more women dressed in armor much like her own jumped down and came towards where Naruto and Sasuke had placed the cooked food, they each picked a piece of the cooked fish and began to eat it, the only thing that could be heard from them were comments about how soft and flavorful the fish was. As they ate the last piece of fish Rianna looked at Naruto, "With this sharing of food, you are welcomed to our island, and by proving that you mean us no harm, we can great the children of the Goddess Hera as honored guests, what was the purpose of your visit?"

Naruto looked at her and smiled, "I could already tell that you were setting this campfire and cooking those fishes with your sisters long before we reached the island, our uncle told me so, he also mentioned that you wanted to see if I was surprised by how tasty your cooking is, I simply didn't tell Sasuke."

As he walked and sat right next to Sasuke he looked at the other woman, and then at Rianna, "As for our purpose it is to prevent a potential tragedy, so we came here to inform your mother Queen Hippolyta of the way the world outside this guarded island is, and to tell her our advice on how she should deal with this information, as to what we will say to her, you more than likely will get to hear it either when we say it or when she decides to tell you, our advice also comes from mom, so when mom says it is for the queen's ears only, we can't disobey her."

As they were led through the village both Sasuke and Naruto had to admit they so heavy influences of Roman, Greek, Egyptian, and even Spartan building techniques, the concrete was Roman, the way they organized their building was Greek, and Egyptian architecture and the manner upon which they kept law and order definitely was Spartan. As they reached the largest building, they entered the guards at first asked who were the two men with them, to which Rianna simply said they were guests and they come to talk with her mother.

One of the guards immediately asked if they could be assassins or brutes like that man who once tried to do horrible things to their island, the man known as Herakles. "And next thing you are going to try and tell us that our Uncle Hades is a savage, will you please just let us get in so we can talk with the Queen, we have quite a few things to talk about, and hearing about hearing what that idiot Herakles did is not something either I or Sasuke would enjoy."

As they heard Uncle Hades they both immediately asked why would he say that to which Rianna told them both that they were the adopted children of Hera. As they heard this they immediately opened the doors to the throne room, as as they walked they could see that Queen Hippolyta was surrounded by her many daughters and her actual blood-related sisters and mother and Niece. She smiled as soon as she saw Rianna and her sisters but wondered who the men that were with her were and why they seemed familiar to her.

As they stepped closer to the throne they both dropped to one knee and offered a greeting befitting one given to a queen. "Greetings and salutations to you Queen Hippolyta, we have come in peace, hoping to inform you about the current and past events that you might not have heard of, our mother also asked us to give you some advice. I am Naruto Uzumaki and this is Sasuke Uchiha, we are the adopted children of Hera. You will want to talk with Sasuke about how close he and your daughter Rianna have been getting however but that is a different topic for later."

The look Sasuke gave upon hearing this Naruto was one of a person calling him a traitor, and it was extremely embarrassing to Rianna who was blushing so much that she looked redder than a tomato. "Very well, I do have to admit that we haven't had that many pleasant visits by men, the latest was a band of Vikings that tried to as they called it to raid our island, sufficient to say they didn't succeed, and before that Herakles and his men tried to conquer our island and turn our women into slaves, again for that he ended up imprisoned within Tartarus thanks to Hercules and his men's help. After these two events, we erected a massive barrier that had kept this island sealed from the outside world so it would be no surprise that we have missed quite a few things in all this time I however had gone out to help man's world once or twice."

Naruto and Sasuke did their best to use the memory projection technique and explain what had happened since the age of the Vikings and towards current times, the Queen was both amazed and shocked at what had happened, tragedies, horrors, and things that would or should be considered unforgivable cause by people regardless of gender. "With that, we have brought you up to date in history and current events, and we came to advise you in order to prevent any potential invasion and possibly help your people, you join an Organization, it is called the United Nations when this is done diplomatic and economic relations can begin and thus help you and your people improve your lives significantly, we will help you by telling you exactly what you would need in order to be recognized by the other nations as your own sovereign state."

As Naruto explained the entire process of being recognized as a sovereign state, he also mentioned the many benefits that come from it, and then Sasuke told her of NATO, to make her see that this is not merely humanitarian aid, this is every nation united in every aspect from medicine to military, and thus by becoming a member of the UN, the things that they would learn and have access to were immeasurable. This means they could call for aid in case of a natural disaster, they could ask for backup troops should their island be invaded, and they could expand their education by leaps and bounds.

"So after you told us all this and helped us? What exactly do you plan to do? Other than the fact that my daughter will be challenging your friend Sasuke to a duel in the arena, there is no way in hell that he is living on this island without having an all-out fight against her." Naruto didn't see this coming so he immediately asked her why? Just why? Hippolyta told him that from the way she and a couple of her sisters were looking at him, it was clear that they were interested in him, but in order to pursue a relationship, he would first and foremost need to prove himself worthy of it.

"By beating up the girl that obviously is in love with him, you are telling me Sasuke in order to be proven worth dating, has to beat your eldest daughter in a duel? Bare hands? Swords? Archery?" Hippolyta looked at Naruto and began to laugh saying that it was almost like he thought his friend had a chance of winning this fight, and yes, it would be fought with their bare hands. Naruto told her that this might be a very good way to prepare some of their strongest medicine because his daughter will need it if this fight is with Sasuke having to fight without holding anything back."

"My friend and I were considered terrors on the battlefield, he was called Red Hood, and I was Red X, not that it means anything to you at all, but my friend is strong enough to kill entire armies by himself, but I guess you will see that during the duel, and I think my own duel, I am guessing this is what will happen after his duel is over, as for what I plan to do? Simple, the same thing I did here, I plan to do in Atlantis. Call it a small favor for our dear Uncle Poseidon."

Hippolyta was now glaring at Naruto as she got off her throne and was clenching her fists, "Tell me did you happen to fight the Second World War? And don't bother lying I will be able to tell immediately if you did." Naruto told her that indeed he fought against the Red Skull, and his SS nutcases alongside Steve Rogers and he was actually a member of the group that was known as the Howling Commandos. He always wore his armor and so did Sasuke, they never said their names but again he was called Red X and Sasuke was called Red Hood.

She looked at Naruto and asked him one more question, did he ever meet a woman dressed in armor like the armor her daughters were wearing and went under the name of Wonder Woman? Naruto tried to remember but it was a bit hard, it was years since he had to remember some of his WWII allies, much less try to remember their names, and now he had to remember if they were wearing golden armor.

"Yeah, I sort of remember her but she didn't use a trident like that woman over there, she used a sword and shield, actually the weird thing is that she could get any person, to tell the truth by using this rope and tied them up with it, I often used to tease her and asked her if she had a bondage fetish, to which she only said one word, maybe. Crazy I haven't thought of her in years, why?"

"So you never thought of the woman whom you happen to enter that bathing area while she was taking a bath, and what did you do? Make an excuse that the bath was coed, and then tried to leave the room without even an apology." That is when he looked at her and she stood up with her fist against her hip as she looked at him, he couldn't help but think that this person reminds him of how he first met Wonder Woman.

"I didn't have much of a chance to apologize, she immediately punched me so hard that it broke the wall in the bathing area, and I ended up fighting against her in a middle of a French forest, it was damn cold, having to fight a woman naked and in that cold forest was not helping matters." Hippolyta knew who Naruto really was, as she jumped from where she was standing and tackled Naruto to the ground.

As Naruto was trying to get up and get her off him he was grabbed by Hippolyta and passionately kissed which caused him to stop moving for a second. "You also asked me if was I excited because according to you, you could see my erect nipples. We fought and you won, Sasuke saw the end of our fight, as he finished repairing the wall and bringing us two towels and a change of clothes. Sasuke simply said that even as they got the towels and clothes they never bothered thanking him, Hippolyta simply said that getting to see her naked was thanks enough.

"Mother, what is the meaning of this? Did he attempt to attack you?" So Hippolyta told her daughter to relax, it turns out Naruto is not a stranger at all, she merely mentioned that Naruto is an old friend of hers that she once dated back when she was in the last major war in man's world.

Naruto looked at her and couldn't believe this was the same woman, "For starters, I was dressed in my shorts and you were dressed in a two-piece bathing suit, as either you just finished your bath and I was going to take mine, and yes we did end up naked because our clothes got torn to pieces due to our fighting each other, so as you can tell, trying to trick me by saying stuff that didn't happen the way that it did, should show you I am who I said I was. You never told me your name and neither did I."

"So what? are you going to pick another fight with me and that is why your eldest daughter is challenging my friend Sasuke who was the very same Red Hood that you know to a duel to get even with me?" Hippolyta simply said there is nothing wrong with what her daughter had done, it is Amazon tradition to challenge a man to see if he is worthy, and if the man proves to actually win the duel, that man would be allowed to marry the person who challenged them, and even other Amazons, it is the ancient way to arrange marriages, as Naruto should know.

"So are we going to fight again? or is the only one that will fight a duel my friend and cousin Sasuke?" Hippolyta couldn't help but laugh as she heard Naruto ask that, and told him if he really wanted to fight a duel against her it would be no problem at all, in fact, she might actually enjoy it, but in reality, there was no need since he did win their duel before and Sasuke was there as a witness, so by Amazon law she is already his wife.

"My daughter might seem that she has no interest in Sasuke, but I assure you, had that been the case, do you think she would ask the fates to tell her about her future husband, knowing when her future husband would appear, she even prepared those fish for you and the one she was waiting for, everything that happened I imagine played as she saw in that prophecy, so she is not doing this for any other reason other than fight and see if Sasuke truly is worthy to be her husband."

Naruto didn't like this one bit, but looked upon Hippolyta, "You should know my friend can be rather brutal if he thinks there is any underhanded intent in this, he hates traitors with a passion, and liars wish they never met him, because his eyes let him see when a person is lying, and in his own words he lets the punishment fit the crime."

Hyppolita had to ask Naruto what exactly does he mean by that? Naruto took a deep breath and told her that Sasuke may fight in that duel, and he will not hold back any of his strength to do so, but if any person tries to interfere in the duel or lies about the results because they don't like the fact that Sasuke won, the punishment this person receives would be severe, and it would be so painful that death would seem like mercy.

As Naruto and Sasuke walk towards this massive gladiatorial arena they were surprised at how quickly a massive audience was gathering to sit on the stands Sasuke, in particular, was very happy that he had his armor ready to be used, as he got dressed in his armor as if the armor was pure and utter darkness that had come alive and was slowly enveloping him, as he put on his red helmet he looked at the entire arena and saw many ways that he could use the arena in a fight.

Good thing too, because as soon as he walked into the arena Rianna was ready to bash his skull in with a massive Warhammer, he had to agree that using that sort of weapon is great against people wearing armor, but that was only in some situations and he used his chakra to literally fuel his armor with lightning and fire, so he every time that she tried to smash him with her weapon, she got launched back by a few dozen feet by the recoil of getting stuck by lightning.

This however was not always a way to push away enemies, during the wars this one technique caused people to literally be burned to ashes as they were literally struck by a bolt of lightning, as soon as she realized that the reason why she was getting sent flying was, in fact, her weapon she dropped it, realizing that Sasuke didn't hold any weapon at all. She was tough enough that a literal bolt of lightning was just a small tingle for her, but the impact of being sent flying against columns was nothing to sneeze at.

Sasuke simply began using his family's hand-to-hand combat style and went further as he began to use higher and higher forms, turning every punch, strike, and kick against Rianna who apparently was liking this very much because she was smiling and laughing like this is the most fun she ever had in her entire life. Sasuke and she fought for three hours, and when it was clear that he was going to win a man dressed in what both Naruto and Sasuke came to call Amazon Armor jumped into the Arena and tried to kill Sasuke where he was about to deliver the winning last punch.

"I don't care who you claim your mother is, mortal, but you will not stand in my way in my dream of dominating and obtaining absolute obedience from these people, they shall be made to serve me and only me, for all eternity and not you nor anyone else is going to stop me." Sasuke merely walked towards the man and looked at him almost making the man regret his actions as this person began to shiver like he was dropped into the water of a frozen lake.

"We were having a duel, a pleasant time between us and we were enjoying and learning from each other, and you came here trying to act like your typical cliche despot, I have seen your kind of people so many times, it is quite plain, unoriginal, but because you interrupted our little fun, I am going to make you wish you been chewed alive by Cerberus when I am done with you. But I need to know the name of the man whom I shall destroy!"

The man looked angry as he heard what Sasuke said but smug as he asked him who he was, "I am Cygnus, Prince of Themasgera, I am the son of Queen Hippolyta, and the god of war, Aries, you dare to fight against me you mere lying mortal piece of crap!" He walked over to Cygnus and he first immediately punched him hard enough to send him up in the air, and then he grabbed his leg and began to slam the idiot's body against the ground like he was just a ragdoll, as he walked over to Rianna, people heard Sasuke say, what a pathetic puny demi-god.

As soon as Cygnus got up, he glared at Sasuke like he was nothing more than a bug, "You think you can defeat me? You are a mere mortal, and I am the son of Aries, you mean nothing to me, no more mister nice guy. I shall show you my real power, and you shall cower in fear as the pathetic wretch that you are."

As soon as he put his hands on his arms he took off the bracelets that he was wearing, to Sasuke it meant that his warm-up was finally done, a person screamed that he had taken their bonds of submission off, which Rianna noticed that Sasuke didn't look confused or that afraid if anything he looked almost happy that he did, as he too began to untie something from his body, as the things came off and fell on the ground it caused them to hit like someone had dropped something of immense weight.

"Rianna didn't take off those bonds, I can only think that she was worried about hurting me, what a sweet and kind person she is, but then again I never told her I was wearing all these weights, but since you seem to say you are even stronger than her, it means I have the rare chance to finally fight using my full power, and according to you, you can take it, come on, let's dance Bozo!"

As soon as Cygnus went to punch him thinking that he was an easy target, he vanished and before he knew it as he turned around Sasuke punched him hard in the jaw sending him back and then he began to punch him causing his armor to break, and when his armor was no longer covering his chest, he hit him in several places, but to Cygnus, he thought it was nothing, he began to laugh saying the hit and jabs were no better than a tickle.

"You think so, this is something I learned from Hinata, those hits may not hurt you as much as the one I did to the empty coconut you called your head, but they should be taking effect right about now, those were pressure points, idiot, they might now hurt but you aren't going to be able to use that arm for a day or two, and I am getting barely started."

Cygnus called him a coward, that it was a cheap shot, but he really couldn't move his right arm, and shoulder at all, "You are the one that turned this into a battle, and in war, there is no such thing as a cheap shot, you see an opportunity and you have to take it, plus with the way you move, it makes this all the easier for me to beat you like a drum, so come on, shut your maw and fight me, or are you that much of a chicken that you make excuses?"

The minute that Cygnus heard him he didn't care how much it would hurt he channeled his power within the spots Sasuke hit him and restored them back to normal he went at him fighting him blind with rage, and as soon as he did, he was tripped by Sasuke and punched hard so much so that he was buried into the ground as a result, "Come on, get up, the fun is barely getting started, this is how demi-gods do battle!" As he beat him harder and harder until Hippolyta looked at Naruto and asked him what would take for him not to kill her son, to which Naruto told her as long as the fight still going on, Sasuke will not stop until a victor is declared.

Hippolyta looked at Sasuke ready to strike a killing blow when Cygnus was able to grab hold of Sasuke's arm and threw him across the stadium his muscles started to bulge and a hateful aura surrounded him knowing her son has went berserk Hippolyta ordered to stop the fight declared the fight over, and that Sasuke was the obvious winner.

She might not appreciate the attitude and the ego of her son Cygnus but in the end, she was still his mother, and she didn't want to see her baby boy be killed by a person who according to Naruto was barely using his full power.

This is when Sasuke got back up and said "Do you want to continue our dance where we left off Cygnus? or do you still doubt if I am worthy?" Cygnus didn't say a thing and began charging at him once more not willing to back down from this fight he was the son of Aries after all he would not be beaten so easily.

Hippolyta wanted to stop this but Naruto told her to let it play out a little further for now that her son is at full strength Sasuke can finally show off what he can really do when he cuts loose a little, "I promise you I will not let your son die well in a manner of speaking."