I think I know what supert history is now! I think it's a prank designed by some jerk who's trying to frustrate authors to no end. And anyway, what's wrong with wave arc? It was awesome! Zabuza was so badass! Or do people just write it too much? In that case, people write Akatsuki waaaaay more than wave arc. A lot of incredibly good authors wrote another mission and it just wasn't as good, in my tastes. Yeah, I know, now your going to rant in a review about how my tastes are terrible, blah, blah, blah. But honestly, I actually wanted to write another mission, but judging from other attempts, I didn't want to risk it.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira- Whoops! Wrong disclaimer!
I do not own Naruto nor do I make any money off of it.
Thick, crimson liquid dripped down Naruto's shoulder and on to the ground, forming a circular puddle.
Kakashi's eyes widened in surprise.
Naruto smirked. There was no way that he was going to become some noble, righteous idiot who died for someone he didn't know. He had taken the chidori to the shoulder, where there were no important organs. And with the kyuubi to heal him, there wasn't a chance that he would be crippled permanently either.
He was just enduring some pain so that a good person wouldn't die. Okay, a lot of pain...
"Ha. Scared - ya. I - bet - you - thought - you - killed - me."
As Zabuza and Haku stood in shock, Naruto took out a kunai, and with one swing, slammed the butt of it into the side of Zabuza's head. The mist-nin collapsed to the ground, and didn't get up.
Naruto collapsed to his knees, holding himself up with his hands.
His sight blurred as he fought to stay awake, but his efforts were in vain. Everything went black.
=O=
Silence.
Nothing but silence for at least a whole minute. Everyone stared in shock.
I-impossible
Kakashi stared at Naruto's limp form with wide eyes. Naruto, the stone hearted child had just risked his life for someone. An enemy.
"Well if everyone is done being sad about that annoying brat getting back stabbed by his teacher I'm just gonna come along and kill the bridge builder. You know how it is, don't mind me."
Everyone, friend and foe, turned to face a short man with round glasses and frizzy hair, dressed in an expensive suit and a cruel smile on his face.
Surrounding him were at least a hundred men, all heavily armed and snickering along with their employer.
Gato."
Haku barely even whispered the name, yet everyone present heard it.
The business magnate chuckled.
"Kill the bridge builder, and make it quick. Don't underestimate the pesky ninja."
The criminals charged with surprising unity, yelling and mocking their much smaller enemy.
The shinobi took out their respective weapons, sweat pouring down their foreheads.
If I was even at half strength, these bandits would be desperately swimming to shore right now, but I'm drained, and by the looks of it, Haku is too. Our only hope is...
Sakura.
The moment Kakashi glanced at her, Sakura knew what the situation was. Sasuke, Naruto, and Zabuza, knocked out cold. Kakashi and Haku ready to collapse. She had to fight at least 100 battle hardened criminals with a lust for blood, and in no way armed lightly.
Sakura steeled herself, and went over every possibility and what she would do. The kunoichi was so glad she had went through genjutsu training. Sakura had to remind herself that Kakashi and Haku weren't dead, and that they too would help.
The former fangirl looked up at the charging bandits with a new fire in her eyes that she had never possessed before.
"Maboroshi no āto: Suimin! (art of illusion: sleep) " Sakura yelled, flames burning hot in her gaze.
The jutsu was meant as a set up to make the opponent sleepy, or be used as a final finishing move that didn't take much chakra. Sakura purposely put too much chakra into it, making most of the bandits suddenly plop down on the bridge and start snoring.
"My teddy bear," one of the bandits muttered.
Sakura raised an eyebrow in amusement at that, right before she suddenly felt a wave of fatigue. When she had done this jutsu on Kakashi she wasn't nearly as drained, but with a large group of people, it was actually pretty tiring.
"Hey, um guys, can you help me really quick? I dunno, maybe you could actually kill the bastards while I can keep up my genjutsu?!" Sakura asked sarcastically.
"Can do ma'am," Kakashi saluted mockingly.
The two jonin charged into the battlefield with as many weapons as they could cram into the palms of their hand and completely slaughtered the bandits who were still awake in less than a minute. Blood could be seen everywhere, most notably on Kakashi's face, making him look like a bloodthirsty madman, especially with that smile on his face.
Then came the twist.
Sakura struggled to hold up the genjutsu, beads of sweat rolling down her face.
Have... to keep... going.
Everything went black. Sakura landed with a soft thud.
Tired and weary, Kakashi and Haku didn't notice that Sakura had released the genjutsu, and didn't pay attention to the a particularly smart short bald man who feigned sleep, and quietly threw 2 knives at the 2 jounin.
Thankfully, he did not have any professional training, and was not able to strike fatal points. He DID cripple Kakashi's leg, and when the second knife hit Haku's back, the combination of the pain and the chakra loss sent him into unconsciousness.
Kakashi collapsed onto one knee, holding himself up with one hand, the other clutching his wounded leg.
Gato laughed. It was the kind of sick laughter that made people start to hate the person who was laughing. The infuriating sound that was impossible to stop. That sound... ringing in everyone's ears.
"That, my good men, is how you put arrogant people in their place," the short man said with a smile.
His small militia laughed along with him.
His smile faded though, as an arrow hit a still laughing bandit.
"That, my good men, is how you put arrogant people in their place," Inari said.
Kakashi gaped at the scene.
Behind Inari stood almost every villager from wave, all armed with axes and pitchforks and torches. They far outnumbered the bandits, and, no proud warrior would say it out loud, but they looked intimidating.
"Sorry I'm late."
That kid is copying me!
"For Wave!" Inari yelled.
The villagers charged, weapons held high. The bandits fled, realizing that it was a lost cause, leaving Gato at the mercy of the villagers.
By the time they were done, Gato was unrecognizable. Purple spots decorated his face, and his suit was ripped so badly that it was about to fall off. His glasses were no where to be seen, probably thrown into the water.
Tazuna had tears of joy streaming down his face as he ran towards Inari. They hugged.
"Okay Inari, I need your help completing the bridge," Tazuna said, smiling.
Inari looked up at his grandfather, confused.
"Gandpa, the bridge is already completed."
"Not yet. Every bridge needs a name.
"How about... the Great Naruto Bridge!" Inari said joyfully.
"What! I had it completely set up and everything! It was supposed to be the Great Tazuna Bridge!" Tazuna smiled.
Kakashi smiled.
"Hey, maybe you could help us back?"
"Sure no problem!" Inari chirped.
"What! I was gonna have a big fest and everything... whatever."
Kakashi smiled and promptly fell into unconsciousness.
7 people agreed to help carry them back to Konoha.
The villagers walked in the fire countries direction, the sun rising behind them.
Wow. I think I made the killing part a little too happy. Anyway...
Warning: In the following few sentences author will experience severe mood swing and make you think he/she (NO I AM NOT A SHE-MAN! I'M PARANOID! SHREK MIGHT BE READING THIS!) is bi-polar
HAHA! I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD RESPOND TO YOUR REVIEW IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! XD THERE IS NO WAY THE NARUTO I MADE WOULD SACRIFICE HIS LIFE FOR SOMEONE ELSE! Kakashi plunged the chidori into his student. If he was actually gonna die, I would have said, Kakashi plunged the chidori into Naruto's heart, or whatever. Anyway, sorry that this was a short chapter, but I didn't want to add another arc in the middle of a chapter. Also, I wrote this chapter on my iPad, and it kept on replacing my real words with random gibberish. I might not have caught all of them so please don't hesitate to tell me if you catch one. Also, I know, my first original jutsu sucked, and it was really awkward, so from now on I will write a bunch of ideas for jutsu and I have you guys vote on it, or you could give me suggestions. I have a feeling that also has been overused by now. OH NO! THE OVERUSED EPIDEMIC IS BACK! I THOUGHT IT WAS CONTAINED IN CHAPTER 8! I'VE KILLED US ALL!
HOW MANY MOOD SWINGS DID I HAVE? TELL ME IN A REVIEW!
I sound like a kid's show :(
