Time: 2 days after our heroes read the Get Rich Chain Letter Spam or the 5th day of our heroes' captivity (whichever you, the reader, prefer)

Time of day: Morning, or at least what passes for morning for our heroes

Place: Outside the bathroom on the Satellite of Degenerates (SOD)

Just outside the bathroom door, Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Shawn Michaels stood waiting for the right moment.

DX had been up for a few hours now, but had appeared asleep when Bret entered each man's room. Then, Shawn and Hunter had waited ten minutes after Bret had left, and then met up in HBK's room.

After some discussion, Shawn put what looked like a bottle of conditioner into a drawstring bag. Together, they left Shawn's room and went to the bathroom where they heard the water running.

Outside the bathroom, Shawn pulled the conditioner bottle out of his bag and Hunter took it. Carefully, and as quietly as possible, Hunter opened the door just enough so that he could look in. A quick peek told Hunter that Bret was still in the shower. Luckily, the bathroom curtain wasn't see-through, so all Hunter could see was the Hitman's shadowy figure behind it. More important to Hunter was what was on the sink's rim, for right there, as Hunter had assumed it would be, was Bret's conditioner.

Whoever had designed the SOD's bathroom had been one sadistic SOB. Aside from the fact that there was only one, that bathroom was located far from the crew's sleeping quarters. Additionally, the bathroom had a small shower and no bathtub. And Hunter, as weird as it may sound, really enjoyed taking a relaxing bath. However, the worst part was that the small shower had no shelves on which to put shampoo bottles, conditioner bottles or soap. So, when each man showered, he had to put his shampoo, conditioner and soap on the sink rim, which was in arm's reach of the shower.

The shower's design, although a pain normally, made things easy for Hunter on this occasion. He crept into the bathroom and switched the bottles of conditioner. He then left the bathroom, quietly closing the door behind him.

End of part 2

What was in that conditioner bottle? Read part 3. Sorry part 2 is so short. Hope you enjoyed it.