A/N...

Excuse the lateness, I had a motorcycle accident. I wont bore you with the details, I am fine and the bitch got away ¬¬not impressed. My job also fired me whilst I was on sick note ¬¬ SERIOUSLY UNIMPRESSED

So here I am again with an update, another MASSIVE shout out to my friend Kiel95, this chapter Or story, wouldn't of gotten ANYWHERE without her. Another HUGE shout to all you readers and reviewers you also help me want to do the story!

As usual I own nothing, if I did I could and WOULD make this couple Canon and Kim possible would become a dark and scary place for boys...and homophobes...and spiders...Not many people like spiders...


Kim let out a heavy sigh as she turned, thanking the taxi driver with a forced smile, it was still FAR to early for a real one. Her sidekick edged his way out of the cab after Kim had gave him their fare. The blonde boy was still clutching his middle from Shego's boot so the teen hero wrapped on of his arms around her shoulders and supported him to his door.

"Rufus, grab my keys for me" He spoke down at his pants for them to rustle. After a few fidgety movements in the pocket, the pink pet held the keys triumphantly up for his owner. "Thanks buddy."

"Welcome" Rufus squeaked

Kim smiled at the connection and took the keys, opening the door for her best friend. She helped him shuffle to to sofa before shutting the door.

"I'm going to make a drink Ron, do you need anything?" She spoke, kicking off her shoes, placing them neatly by the door and walking toward the kitchen.

"Hot chocolate for the Ronster, please" He spoke, a little weak. Kim nodded and entered the kitchen, preparing the mugs.

"Say, KP, What was with you and Shego this morning?"

In the kitchen Kim had spilt the spoon of sugar she was about to place in her tea. "What's that Ron? I can't hear you, hang on." She spoke with a fake cheery tone, it had been bothering her as well. It wasn't like her to falter in front of her nemesis, she must of bad if Ron had noticed. She inwardly groaned as she picked up the two mugs, her feet stepping in slow motion. She did not want to engage in any conversation about the green thief. As she rounded the corner into the living room her face moulded into a smile, she gave her best friend his mug and sat on the floor in front of him.

They sat for a while, sipping their hot beverages, Ron every now and then clearing his throat. He was dying to ask the redhead what was going on, but every time he tried to from words he couldn't. Eventually he shook his head and decided KP was just having an off day, everyone is allowed one once in a while. It wasn't very Kim-like, but she was human after all. He scratched his head as Kim took their finished cups out. She avoided eye contact and bustled through to the kitchen.

'He wouldn't understand' She mused while washing the cups. 'How would I even START the explanation, Hey Ron me and my arch nemesis are now getting married for the good of the Earth' She huffed, and checked her watch. She'd better go to, at least, her last few classes. She walked back through to find Ron with Rufus in his open palm, both stretching to reach the television controller from the sofa. She tossed it to him on her way past and shot him a warm but awkward smile, he returned it. "I gotta get to class, you rest for the day. Beep me if you need me." She turned and waved over her shoulder before letting herself out.

MEAWHILE AT DRAKKENS LAIR...

"SHEGO! SHEGO!" Drakken was flapping a piece of paper in the air. "SHEGOOO!" He yelled again.

"I'M ON A BREAK" She bellowed from her lounger behind him and gestured to her magazine.

Drakken had visibly cowered at her voice, but regained himself and tapped his foot.

"What's the matter twinkle toes, feeling a little blue? It's in this season" She grinned.

"Real funny...when is your break over?" The scientist stopped tapping his foot, still looking rather peeved.

"About half an hour ago." The green woman flipped a page of her magazine still concentrating on a story about a very pretty jewel encrusted gown. Slowly Drakken scooted toward the green thief, peering over her shoulder at he magazine, the piece of paper he was wielding laying limp by his side. "Blue boy, Rule 2 of my contact..." She spoke whilst turning the page. Drakken tapped his chin, what was that rule?

"Shego gets first pick of rooms at any and all new lairs." He said triumphantly, to be hit in the face with a rolled up magazine.

"PERSONAL SPACE!" She screeched.

"You didn't shout at Kim when she invaded your personal space earlier, you almost looked hap.."

"SHUT YOUR MOUT BEFORE I WELD IT SHUT!" She yelled again. "Just tell me your freaking scheme already"

Drakken recoiled and held the paper shielding himself from his henchwoman, visibly trembling. She snatched it her eyes darting down the page, with a few nods, and shakes of her head she looked up at her boss. She checked her watch "I'm leaving now." Drakken raised a finger to oppose but caught himself as he thought better of it. He simply watched her leave and scuttled back into the lair, grumbling.

ON SHEGO'S JET...

So this new plan is a fail even for Dr D. He has really out-failed himself this time.

Shego sat once again in her jet resting her tired eyes, mapping out Go City college in her head. She was to steal the new rocket fuel prototype from the engineering department, maybe cause some havoc while she's there. She spent her worst years in that wretched building, teachers and students jeering at her. The green woman snapped her eyes open and snarled gripping the controls and practically punching buttons. She wanted to be there, it was 4:30pm, people wouldn't be there for her to scare if she didn't hurry up. She placed her jet helmet on and fastened the respirator apparatus. She sneered under her helmet and hit a button, the jet transforming to become more streamline. Her head was pushed back into her seat as G-force increased, a small smile escaping when she broke the sound barrier

MEANWHILE AT COLLEGE...

Kim checked her watch for the 6th time that lesson. It was only 4:45pm time dragged in this room. She finished at 5 and had cheer practice. She huffed and slumped her head in her waiting, gloved, palm. Mr Barnes was waffling about his 'adventures' in Africa, she rolled her eyes when he mentioned tribes, that she had met herself, and described them awfully wrong.

Mr Barnes was seated on his oak desk. He was a broad man, with a silly, obviously dyed, goatee. He wore a grey tweed suit today, it looked terribly itchy. He fiddled with his hair, blatant toupee, for the millionth time this lesson. He had a very square face with a jaw that jutted out like some superhero rip off.

Kim had had quite enough of superhero's recently. She also had quite enough of geography, she wasn't even sure how she got put into geography, she suspected her blonde buddy, who was making faces excitedly from the other side of the room. She smiled weakly, nodding at him. Her head was spinning, college just seemed to much for her right now. She had the fate of the world on her shoulders, a villain to marry and, possibly the scariest thing, an angry mother to see tonight. She sighed, only to hear a gruff cough above her.

"Am I boring you Miss Possible?" Mr Barnes drummed his fingers on his opposing forearm. "How about you teach the class instead if you think you know more."

"Maybe she should, she knows more than you about Africa, Barney, that is for definite. You and your silly 'adventures' nothing more than a cheap sightseeing trip. Also, your stories, nothing more than what you have read in books or heard from city folk." A raspy, growling voice spat from the shadow of the doorway. "That scar on your face under your right eye, not from a tribal warrior shaman either, even the buffoon could see that's a burn, and if you let someone get close enough again, they'd see that's a plasma burn" You could hear the thick smirk dripping from every word.

The redhead stood, feeling her heart pound, someone stood up to Mr Barnes, for her! Then something clicked. 'Buffoon'... As her train of thought clicked who it was the plasma flaming woman herself stepped into the room. Mr Barnes had gone pale, his eyes wide with fear. He was searching for a scream he just couldn't find. The slight smirk and lack of action from Kim did not go unnoticed. "KP!" Ron was at her side, the class had backed themselves away from the villain. "KP!" Ron said louder, his voice was drowned by Kim watching Shego approach Mr Barnes with such confidence, causing such fear in a worthless...She stopped her self and stood, wiping the smirk from her face.

"SHEGO! ENOUGH!" Her hand shot out and her jacket sleeve and glove tore as her wrist mounted net launcher armed and fired. The net it fired was another of the sticky blue substances that had distracted the thief before, the Shego had seen this move already. She sidestepped away from the exit route glaring, her animal wrath was now directed at her hero fiancée. "Everyone out, QUICKLY!" Kim spoke, everyone bustled past dragging her sidekick with them. The thief locked eyes with the teen heroine with a growl. The redhead stamped her right foot, nothing happened, she looked down. Converse. "Damn it! The one time I forget my rocket-rollers!" She screamed and ran toward her arch foe who smiled.

As they clashed their word's began to fight. "Aw, you really do care Sheeg's. Coming to save me from the big bad teacher. So the Hero type" Kim smiled and let loose a punch combination. Shego snarled and flipped to avoid, landing behind her foe kicking her in the back.

"Well you obviously can't watch your own back." Kim had gathered herself and began her assault again.

"That's just code for you wanting to stare at my ass" The redhead dived and tackled her nemesis to the floor.

"Then what the hell is this code for?" Shego gestured to the position with her eyes with a smile and kicked Kim off of her. Before they could resume the fight the roof collapsed in on itself and Hego fell in, not so gracefully.

"DESIST VILLAIN!" He bellowed shaking rubble from himself. "This is a public college, you pose a threat to the peaceful citizens in this fine establishment..."

Shego relaxed, placing a hand on her hip. "Cut the crap Henry. What do you want?"

"To end this" He spoke, clenching his fist and pulling it to his side 'heroically'.

"Psshht. Me and Princess have been fighting for years" Shego brushed some dust from herself.

"NOT the fighting, this silly engagement! It's obvious you two could not have a serious, meaningful relationship. Let alone you are both female." He snorted, raising his head to the sky and puffing his chest out.

"HEGO! That is incredibly sexist, and homophobic! You are supposed to be a hero." Kim was fixing her hair when she stepped forward with a glare.

"WOAH KP, You're engaged...To SHEGO!...When did this happen!? " Ron had peered round the corner looking shocked and hurt. As Kim was about to retort Ron strode into the room, rolling up his sleeves. Right up to Shego. "YOU STOLE HER FROM ME!" Before the villainess could fry him, Hego shoved the boy weakly.

"You mean SHE "He poked a finger in Shegos direction "stole Kim from ME" He puffed his chest out again and flexed. "You are not worthy of the heroine, Stoppable."

Ron jabbed Hego in the chest with his finger. "Oh yeah, at least I had a shot, she never liked you!" The blue muscular male did not take kindly to that comment and lifted Ron up by his ankles. Ron simply yelled more profanities at him. Hego responded wit more displays of strength. Shego turned to the red head.

"Name your price, just get me out of here" She groaned, Kim shared this groan and nodded.

"Wade" Her Kimunicator was already in hand.

"What up Kim?" Wade was slurping a large drink at his desk.

"Need a ride ,for two, preferably open minded." She grinned innocently.

"Sure Kim, Why open minded?" He questioned after typing furiously.

"Nerdlinger, you ask to many questions, just get us that ride before someone gets hurt." The green thief's frustrated face had appeared on the screen making the young dark skinned boy jump and salute cutting the connection.

15 mintues later the 'happy couple' were in a car, heading for the last place they both wanted to go.

"Waaaaaddeeee, come on. Anything, get me anything! A cat in a tree, cutting grass. HELPING THE ELDERLY?!" Kim shook her Kimunicator pleading with the tanned boy the other end.

"Sorry Kim, there's literally nothing. " The boy shrugged, sipping his soft drink.

"Bugger" Both girls sighed.

"So She.." Kim began toward her Fiancée only to have a black glove pushed in her face.

"Ah-ah-ah. No talky. Think of me not kicking your ass as my thank you" Shego cut the red head off before opening a thin tech panel in her suit. It beeped serveral times as she pushed a button.

"What you doing?" Kim lent over, craning to see.

"Nothing" The green woman held her arm away from the heroine. "It doesn't concern you, get out of my personal space woman!"

"Come on show me, we shouldn't have any secrets honey" Kim teased, reaching to get at the glove.

"So whens the big day Kim? I sure hope I will be invited!" The driver, Stan, said into his rear view mirror.

"Come again?"

"Excuse me?" The girls froze in position, Kim clambered over a flabbergasted Shego.

"Well excuse my nosing, but I couldn't help notice the matching rings, and the way you to flirt together, its just adorbs!" He spoke, with an almost squeaky voice. "Having you represent the gay community will be just divine!" He squealed again and pulled to a stop outside Kims house.