CHAPTER TWO. I AM ON A ROLL!


6. Confuse sayings

When China heard "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade," he wondered why you could not be life and hand out lemons. So he bought a shirt that said life and handed out lemons during a World meeting. Whenever a nation gave him a look, he started complaining 'why you no make lemonade'.

7. Use Magic

The African nations decided it would be fun to get back at their European colonizers, so they took a trip to Nigeria's voodoo market and brought a couple few voodoo dolls to the World Meeting. They all chanted a few mystic rhymes and then proceeded to stab the dolls (specifically dressed to mimic their colonizers) while grinning like madmen.

8. Try to Learn Sex Education by Yourself

Sealand always wondered what a sexual relationship was. England turned profusely red every time he asked him so he decided to try to learn it himself. He built a ship, named it Sexual Relation, and sat in it. He figured that was as close as he was going to get to finding out what it actually meant.

9. Teach Kids

No one knew what France was up to when he handed Sealand "50 Shades of Grey" and said it was book on colors.

10. Lecture

Nor did anyone know what America was doing; from what they could tell, he was lecturing a trash can on the benefits of showering.


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