I want to say on a side note that Thailand didn't know what the sticker was and it really was vanilla pudding he was eating. America just decided to stick a mayo sticker on the jar. Happy reading!
26. Encourage Dieting
When Germany first heard of the modern day Santa, he was confused why an obese man would ask for even more fattening foods. So this year around, he placed fruit and veggies, along with workout skim milk. He left Santa a note, saying that it couldn't hurt for him to lose a few pounds.
27. Insult Beliebers
It was a well known fact that America hated Justin Beiber, no matter how many fan girls that lived in the USA. America hated him so much, he spent an entire day at the fountain of the mall plaza holding up a picture of Beiber, screaming, "Have you seen this woman." He refused to let anyone correct him and got seven bruises, but he claimed 'it was all totally worth it.'
28. Challenge people to duels (with rolls of wrapping paper)
It started with Egypt going shopping in a mall on the border of Greece and Turkey.
It progressed with Greece and Turkey facing each other off in the gift wrapping section.
It ended with both nations having an enormous fee to pay for the damage caused at the mall.
29. Evade a stalker
After another chaotic meeting, Russia found something that Japan had left behind. He inspected it, and it appeared to be a soda machine cover. If he held it up to its full height, he would blend in with Moscow's urban background perfectly. And that was how Russia came to carry the soda machine cover with at all times within a hundred feet of Belarus.
30. Play Flappy Birds
America had mysteriously disappeared for a good week or two. Being his personal leash, Canada went to inspect the American's New York condo. He found him there surrounded by empty Mcnugget boxes, muttering something about "stupid bird won't stop dying" while frantically punching his iPhone. It took them four hours to separate America from his iPhone and the phone was confiscated by Canada until the superpower would behave himself.
So yeah. I got 29 when I heard of a Japanese invention where you hold up the soda machine cover and blend in perfectly with the Tokyo background. They did say it was designed to evade stalkers. Please review after reading and keep on reading this!
