36. Take care of a pet
South Korea had missed two meetings in a row, and North Korea had cornered him for interrogation session. After the session, North Korea said that South claimed he missed the meetings because his pet rock had a seizure both times. China and North vowed to punish him as soon as he came back into consciousness.
37. Welcome people to a place.
All Vietnam wanted to do was to use the bathroom. Instead, she found America hiding in there, dressed as wizard. He looked at her, and said, "Ah young one, welcome to Narnia." She quickly slammed the door behind her, forgetting her need to pee.
38. Bring Wildlife in.
It was Celebrate Your Wildlife day at World Conference. Dramatic entrances were everything. Canada entered by crashing a hole through the wall by riding a moose, Denmark rode a red deer in and made a second hole, Russia and his bear created several more holes as they strolled in, and France flew in with several pigeons holding him up. Surprisingly, they made a hole too. After fixing the wall up temporarily with duct tape stolen from Sealand, America rode in on his Bald Eagle, and made ANOTHER HOLE.
England sighed, frustration visible on his face. "Is there anybody else that wants to crash through the wall?"
He got his answer as Thailand and India came in, destroying the entire wall as they rode on their herd of elephants.
39. Combine foods.
Let's just say it ended with a hamburger with dumplings, pasta, bacon ice cream, salmon, croissants, and wurst sausages inside it while being dipped in Vodka, maple syrup, and English tea. Nobody wanted to touch it and to this day, America claims that it haunts the halls of Japan's Kyoto meeting building.
40. Pet rock vet checks.
N. Korea somehow walked in on S. Korea demanding a vet to give his pet rock its annual shots. He threatened to call PETA if they didn't.
N. Korea walked out slowly, wondering how much the crazy American had influenced his brother.
