41. Forget to turn off your swag

"AMERICA! Why the bloody hell are you covered in spazzing females?!"

"I forgot to turn my swag off and now I'm covered in bitches. Honest mistake."

"..."

42. Send a present

North Korea looked mournfully out as he breathed in the gray sky. Thank goodness they had banned those damn choco pies. His people were practically requiring it in their daily meals. He peered at the horizon, focusing his lacking eyes on some strange shapes that looked like... balloons? Ah well, they were probably nothing.

An hour later...

"DONGSAENG! Why in the world did you send hundreds of choco pies in balloons to me?! You know they are banned here!"

"Ummm..." S. Korea nervously left a tense silence in the air. "I have to feed my pet rock. Bye!"

"DONGSAENG!"

43. Train

"...Romania?"

"Yeah?"

"Will you take off that bicycle helmet?"

"No. It's part of my astronaut training."

"..."

44. Decorate a cake

"Happy birthday Vietnam!"

Vietnam laughed, her face showing a rare sign of ease, until she frowned at the cake before her.

"Um... Guys? Why are there road flares in the cake?"

Everybody looked at America, who was scarfing the down the cupcakes he, ironically, brought.

"What? I thought you might like them!"

45. The meaning of Stonehenge

"What is the meaning of Stonehenge?" England sang, the trees rustling and the wind blowing in agreement. And suddenly, the clouds parted, and a flurry of wings flew down. He adjusted his eyes to the shining sight, and he saw his mother, the ancient Britianna, with a lovely robe on. She held a parchment note, and held it out for him, beckoning him to take it. He held his breath as he grasped the parchment and slowy opened it, hoping for the answer to a question he had for centuries-

'I have no fucking idea'

"..."


42 actually happened O_o an 44 is just a sad attempt to make up for missing Vietnam's birthday in my other fic. *goes to sit in corner* And the last one happened on this amazing tumblr