51. Dress up in a trench coat and wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone and say "The rooster is in the nest." Hand them a cap gun and say, "Use this wisely."

Liechtenstein handed the cap gun over to big brother Switzerland and told him about the encounter she had with the American. After the World Meeting, The Swiss walked out with a terrified looking American in his iron grip.

Few people would be brave enough to endure what America underwent after.

52. Febreeze

Few nations knew what the heck was going on when Turkey came stumbling out of the meeting room, gasping for air and dropping dead on the floor quickly, with putrid scents of "Ginger Verbana" and "Greek Seaside" came wafting out from the room.

It took a week to clean up the Febreeze poison gas and during that time, the American culprit was subject to many, many boring lectures and punishments.

53. HuH

"Hm Hm Volume up
The moment you've all been waiting for
Attention everybody in this corner from the Cube
Ha ha show me"

"DONGSAENG! If you don't turn that racket down from your side of the border, I'll-"

"Say humph (huh huh, huh huh)
Say humph (huh huh, huh huh)
Say humph (huh) Say humph (huh)
Nan nae mamdaero nae meotdaero hae (huh huh, huh huh)"

"ARRGHHH!"

And S. Korea was never heard from again.

(Just kidding, last time we heard, he was planning on building giant screens to broadcast the music videos along with the K-Pop that he blares across the border.)

54. Ashiaraiyashiki

England took a calm sip of his Kabuse Cha. Visiting Japan and having tea with him always made him feel less tense. And he had plenty tension to release, considering he had to act as a personal leash for all of his British Isles brothers, America, and many more.

"Mmm. I love this flavor. What is the recipe?" He inquired Japan, who was sipping his own cup of tea. Japan gave him enigmatic smile and opened his mouth, but not before a loud stomping started, shaking the house.

It was a small wonder that England didn't spit out his tea. "What in the Queen's name is that?!" He cried, nearly choking from the tea that was almost spat out. Japan grew pale. "The Ashiaraiyashiki." he croaked out. "It has returned."

"The what?" England asked, but not before Japan quickly grabbed him and ran out of the house as if his manga collection depended on. As it turned out, it did.

And that was how England spent his Saturday cleaning up an enormous filthy foot.

I know. Japan has yet to explain this incident to him in detail.

55. Armed Police

"Hey Iceland!"

The said Iceland stopped in his tracks and turned around. "Yes America?"

The enthusiastic American caught up to him, still grinning broadly. "Dude, I heard that only one person's been killed by your armed police since you became an independent republic in, like, 1944! How do you do it, man?"

Iceland pursed his lips thoughtfully. "Well, it isn't that difficult, but I have no military and-"

"OH SHIT!" America quickly pulled out a gun and began to shooting madly. "PEW PEW! Yeah, run little squirrel! You don't mess me! 'MURICA!"

"...I see."


The Ashiaraiyashiki is a mythical Japanese yokai, a giant unwashed foot that will appear before you and demand to be washed. If you refuse, it will rampage through out your house.

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